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2026-08-14 21:33:30 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz she looked familiar, then it clicked.
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2026-08-05 00:33:41 UTC

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@nprofile…mj5g those dudes did in flight rigging, which sucks. Usually you put your parachute and equipment on and go through inspection before boarding. They were in the air for a hot minute before the jump. Being towards the end of the stick on a C17 feels like the plane is about to drop out of the sky. The end of the stick the pilots are in full throttle to keep the plane in the sky. The fun part is you are two feet outside the C17 before the wind hits due to the wind deflector.

2026-07-29 18:57:00 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6
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2026-07-29 13:09:14 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen for his next trick he will incorporate explosive diarrhea into his flips.

2026-07-25 23:41:41 UTC

I found this at Aldi for about $7 for a 6 pack. It reminds me of something between Yuengling and Sam Adam’s Boston Lager. Good enough for me. 🍺
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2026-07-23 19:26:16 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen and we wonder why the average Somali IQ is 65.

2026-07-23 18:50:10 UTC

What if this is actually JCDs exit strategy and he just retired to the house at Port Angeles? Just quit it all and walk away to relax in the golden years?

2026-07-23 13:59:39 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc wasn’t he on Reno 911?

2026-07-22 21:31:58 UTC

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@nprofile…u8sq @nprofile…l4kz that’s what Mimi put in the newsletter.
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2026-07-22 18:09:47 UTC

I’m still holding out for a vinegar book until I officially hear otherwise.

2026-07-20 19:48:18 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 is that saying indoor humidity is high or temperature is high? 28% humidity is generally below the comfort level. I’m guessing that’s a “dry heat” you have going on.

2026-07-20 14:02:50 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen some of those pools and mud pots are boiling. That’s one of the main reasons you should stay in the marked path. No one is going to walk into a boiling pool of water or mud to save your ass.

2026-07-20 13:46:09 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen they all look psychotic now.

2026-07-20 13:34:12 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen my guess is that he did not tip as well as the other 40-50 year olds who she engaged with for an hour.

2026-07-20 00:50:40 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen is this still a trend? Once again, spell saggin backwards.

2026-07-20 00:36:58 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen I don’t have an X account. Maybe it’s time or should I just stay away as I have for the past how many years?

2026-07-19 16:55:19 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen did that first dude have a PhD in Geography?

2026-07-19 11:27:13 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen Mudshark level 100

2026-07-16 13:35:40 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen prisoners flood their cells all the time. Plug the shitter with a towel and just flush or run the sink until water runs down the tier. The real question is why does this prisoner have a phone to record/stream this?

2026-07-16 13:29:21 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen “we need socialism”, while wearing a Buc-ees hat. Probably one of the largest growing capitalist businesses right now.

2026-07-16 13:24:55 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…lsen always carry, they may get me in the end but I’m going to take a few with me. I’m sure when I’m 74 my trigger finger will still work.

2026-07-15 14:21:47 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen do they sell bobs as well?

2026-07-15 14:15:41 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen this was Texas and no one shot this chick making stabbing motions at them with a knife? I expected more from you Texas.

2026-07-14 23:48:08 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen man I want me some 2A right to murder people.

2026-07-14 23:38:48 UTC

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@nprofile…mer9 @nprofile…lsen beat me to it.

2026-07-14 21:46:51 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen does she understand that jobs pay people money? I’m not sure how it’s possible to be too poor to work. I wonder how many hours a week that pesky trillionaire Elon works? I’m willing to bet it’s more hours than she sleeps, which is probably a lot.

2026-07-14 15:48:38 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen I also recommend she go to harbor freight and get a voltmeter so she doesn’t “accidentally” pick up some hot wires.

2026-07-14 13:39:57 UTC

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@nprofile…9l8q @nprofile…kp48 @nprofile…lsen whatever that crap was the produced the foam looked super caustic. I wanted a respirator just watching it.

2026-07-14 13:38:09 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen I’ve never seen a pimps funeral before.

2026-07-14 13:17:17 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen all that work for a $40 rug from TJ Maxx.

2026-07-14 00:55:07 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen don’t be surry. If I were him I would have made an employee of the month sign with my picture and posted it just to piss her off some more.

2026-07-08 17:36:14 UTC

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@nprofile…aamy give it time and someone will find a way to take that trash and build tiny homes for the drug addicted street urchins. The government will subsidize the tiny drug dens the same way it subsidized the original windmills that created the garbage.

2026-06-17 19:00:52 UTC

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@nprofile…syjf some counties do and other do not. Mine does not.

2026-06-17 17:27:57 UTC

It’s a good day when renewing registration two vehicles only costs $58 and I was in and out in 10 minutes, during lunch. Gotta love rural middle Tennessee.

2026-06-09 01:09:17 UTC

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@nprofile…z99d I concur. I’m 48 with an 8 year old. I hang out with the grandparents of her peers at school events.

2026-05-19 14:32:53 UTC

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@nprofile…xyve I wonder what installing a bidet would cost?

2026-05-10 17:55:36 UTC

I’m glad I can feed everyone with two bird feeders.
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2026-05-02 17:31:29 UTC

Imagine paying $90k for a vehicle then rubbing ever curb you can find.
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2026-04-14 02:16:42 UTC

Is this some Mastodon spam/scam?
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2026-04-12 17:48:55 UTC

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@nprofile…xyve where are their kids?

2026-04-12 01:52:54 UTC

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@nprofile…45xw who would have thought this guy would grow up not able to have functional relationships as well as drug and alcohol issues? Oh here he is as a little kid being pimped out by his dad hitting golf balls on Johnny Carson. https://youtu.be/_wHkA_983_s?si=SUWSUq6DSV82h78e

2026-04-12 00:13:00 UTC

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@nprofile…aamy it’s in high schools as well. Male coaches and half naked 15 year old girls with body confidence issues.

2026-04-11 23:56:38 UTC

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@nprofile…83vp with all the Muslims in the UK I instantly think of that scene from Braveheart where they charge the field then stop and shake hands with the opposing army.

2026-04-11 23:54:44 UTC

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@nprofile…8f3a I did and it’s hilarious that AI actually did a decent job with the miscellaneous shit in my truck bed.

2026-04-10 22:24:47 UTC

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@nprofile…c2ja going to Pisa was cool, seeing all the idiots posing for pictures like this was more interesting than seeing the tower.

2026-04-10 19:08:31 UTC

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@nprofile…n6x4 in the 90’s fighting at school was two dudes throwing fists after school in the parking lot. Now they shoot each other in 3rd period.

2026-04-10 18:55:37 UTC

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@nprofile…cz7d also I would have used some of those funds to fix my eyes. But I guess he is better able to watch out for the heat this way.

2026-04-10 18:54:37 UTC

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@nprofile…cz7d probably living like a king in whatever shithole is retreated to.

2026-04-10 18:53:20 UTC

Wife and decided to pull the kid out of public school and begin the home schooling. This is going to be an undertaking for the wife but it will be the best outcome for our kid. Public schools are out of control and the teachers are horrible.

2026-04-09 19:41:56 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz my dad said, Joey

2026-04-08 19:27:08 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s https://youtu.be/dlT5xr5o7E4?si=RguoAPotif5rumNC

2026-04-07 22:11:17 UTC

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@nprofile…e7kf three people. Just the old vet in the weed shirt was enough for me.

2026-04-07 21:44:51 UTC

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@nprofile…e7kf reminds me of this guy I spotted in the wild last year.
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2026-04-07 10:25:25 UTC

Why do smoke detectors batteries only die at 3am?

2026-04-06 20:20:30 UTC

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@nprofile…c2ja some heros wear orange jumpsuits.

2026-04-06 20:19:37 UTC

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@nprofile…sxm6 I do t know if there is shit everywhere the space toilet has been continuously malfunctioning. They keep contacting Houston for assistance when jiggling the handle is not fixing the issue.

2026-04-06 19:48:43 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s I know, when did they start singing “Lift Every Voice and Sing” before all these sporting events?

2026-04-06 19:42:07 UTC

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@nprofile…sxm6 I’m sure the smell of a broken toilet in a 330 cubic foot room with 4 people gets worse with less gravity. Taking a risk of stepping outside might be worth it. Only 4 more days of being trapped in the Orion stink chamber!

2026-04-06 18:59:15 UTC

Imagine being stuck in a box truck going 1200 mph for 5 days with a broken shitter. I bet someone is contemplating opening a window in space for some fresh air.

2026-04-06 01:48:41 UTC

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@nprofile…cz7d my local Waffle House is cool. I’ve sent bacon back that was friend to a crumbly mess with no issues. The felon working the grill just fired up two more strips, no fights. And you can watch to make sure they’re not spitting on your food.

2026-04-06 01:22:18 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen hey jiggle tits, just give me the fucking fries I ordered.

2026-04-04 19:22:49 UTC

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@nprofile…xyve 40% tip? I hope this was a massage with a happy ending.

2026-04-04 12:26:03 UTC

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@nprofile…yxhv Rufus has his own YouTube channel. I’ve watched a few videos where he gets bribed with oatmeal cream pies. https://youtube.com/@brentrufus479?si=LZybgivw0ibHCZra

2026-04-03 18:20:09 UTC

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@nprofile…hqna if only it were that easy. Have you ever lived or worked on any of these bases? They are small cities and have all walks of life on them. Bragg and Hood had gang shooting in the past. It’s also dumb if you live on base and can carry off base but before you enter the gate to get home you have to pull over disarm yourself, separate weapon and ammo, secure it then enter. That is if your firearm is registered on base.

2026-04-01 22:26:21 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz couple of cougars in that apartment complex.

2026-03-31 16:18:57 UTC

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@nprofile…cz7d OPSEC 🤷‍♂️ Half Price Lap Dance. Some decisions are tough.

2026-03-31 00:45:48 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x she didn’t consent to be arrested so by her internet search of the law you have to let her go. She read it on the internet, so it’s true.

2026-03-30 21:29:27 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz I’m sure there’s a catholic prayer room in Mecca…

2026-03-30 03:37:37 UTC

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@nprofile…9qjf @nprofile…yern I got it when it aired, I was in my late 20s. What I’m getting at is this was one of the last time SNL was funny and they probably can’t run a sketch like this now.

2026-03-28 11:20:09 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx also explains why Snape’s all pissy about Harry’s father. he knew who his dad was.

2026-03-28 11:18:42 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx this explains why there are no bikes at Hogwarts.

2026-03-28 11:14:47 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz wait until week 40 when some whack-a-doodle doctor delivers its simulated baby, the it gets a birth certificate from the trans aligned county register and the spends 12 weeks on paid vacation.

2026-03-27 23:49:15 UTC

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@nprofile…yern Tom Selleck was offered the role of Indiana Jones by Spielberg but turned it down to focus on Magnum PI.

2026-03-27 13:52:25 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc Lotta Knockers

2026-03-27 13:31:37 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc Tits McGee

2026-03-26 19:08:37 UTC

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@nprofile…36ex don’t know, but I would guess it was not random. It may be similar to any military base in the world, it’s full of civilians and families. Target a road leading in/out of a base and you just targeted a bunch of kids and families (and the military traffic hauling long range missiles).

2026-03-26 18:41:49 UTC

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@nprofile…36ex leave them alone and they will self destruct in a matter of hours or days, depending on what was selected. So kind of like deterring people and/or vehicles from an area like minefields do.

2026-03-26 18:30:57 UTC

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@nprofile…l3qy glad they measure the powder, just dump that shit in until it’s full. You know one of those retards is smoking in there as well.

2026-03-26 15:54:20 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen just waiting for his turn to enter America and start his million dollar grift of state and federal dollars. Can’t read or write and bathes in piss but will end up with 10 acres, several houses and a few Lambos he drives without a license in the snow he’s never seen before.

2026-03-26 13:55:46 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x placing the Quran on the floor is a no-go for the true believers. The kids are probably dead already.

2026-03-25 21:53:25 UTC

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@nprofile…c2ja @nprofile…lsen I was going to ask the same question.

2026-03-25 19:37:23 UTC

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@nprofile…swsj glad you are ok. I looked up the beet powder and by everything I read it should be great stuff. I hope all is well at your upcoming appt.

2026-03-25 17:06:31 UTC

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@nprofile…swsj is “beet root powder” code for cocaine?

2026-03-24 13:59:44 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x that’s a lot of puddin pops.

2026-03-23 23:34:57 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen that’s ok, he’s about to have 8 pitbull puppies to sell in the Walmart parking lot.

2026-03-23 00:25:18 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz I wish I could watch his stuff. He has 5 screens going on with multiple chats and the video he is playing with his own video. I don’t have ADHD bad enough to get into his stream.

2026-03-20 15:45:23 UTC

Today is the day St. Peter gets judged.
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2026-03-20 13:36:16 UTC

Big Pharma runs so deep people get Red Pilled, Blue Pilled, Black Pilled without even taking any pharmaceuticals.

2026-03-19 23:27:14 UTC

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@nprofile…swsj which side of Asheville? I26 between Asheville and Hendersonville has been fucked for decades.

2026-03-19 17:50:05 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz how has my daily junk mail not slowed or stopped? They have to be the only thing propping up the USPS right now.

2026-03-19 17:47:17 UTC

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@nprofile…rq7v because the Ritz is full of undocumented illegals, also on New York’s dime?

2026-03-19 17:41:47 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz was he named as the next Ayatollah? Trying to think of what could have put Chuck Norris in the hospital.

2026-03-19 14:36:02 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen I should start flipping old zippos over in antique shops.

2026-03-09 22:55:36 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x this happened a decade ago. https://www.11alive.com/article/features/trending-today/man-loses-leg-after-shooting-lawn-mower-full-of-explosives/85-99971283

2026-03-06 21:18:42 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx if I recall correctly Rogan offered to pay for DNA testing right there.

2026-03-06 19:35:04 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s well, the dude does look like a serial killer in that picture. But he could also back up every bit of trash talk he put out there.

2026-03-06 19:03:17 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…dlsx it was Howie Mandel, but yeah some Jerry Springer style shit.

2026-03-06 18:57:18 UTC

It’s that time of year again. The overlords get to fuck with your sleep to make people believe they get more sun by changing their clocks.
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2026-03-06 18:52:24 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx ever see the theory that Bill Burr and Billy Corgan are brothers? I guess the story is that Billy Corgan’s dad was a traveling musician who got around.

2026-03-05 17:53:10 UTC

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@nprofile…7ddz you running a short wave number station over there?