Mads

Husband: ler (npub10lp…q90w)
Bestie: Black Mold Beerus :verified_flashing: (npub1r4s…2r2h)

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2026-08-06 18:49:39 UTC

Harvesting some sunflower seeds. Found some little corn worms in the head. I told the kids to smush on sight 🐛
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2026-07-27 19:48:26 UTC

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I'm not sweaty

2026-07-27 19:44:53 UTC

I can't see anything

2026-07-16 20:27:16 UTC

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Hey nigger you forgot to put Hagison at the end

2026-07-16 20:18:30 UTC

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I guess people with the condition I highly suspect I have... Need extra salt. No wonder I'm a literal salt fiend and consume probably an insanely unhealthy amount for a normal person :pepe_blush:
Now I want salty ramen .....

2026-07-16 20:12:30 UTC

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Awh cute kitty. I just made myself a turkey sammy and sparkling water. Best combo

2026-07-16 20:02:05 UTC

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I buttered the heck out of it but some peeled off the sides. It's fine this is technically the bottom anyways... I'm putting it back in the glass tray once it's cooled. I'm leaving leftovers at inlaws and wanted them to be able to store it easily in their fridge. I normally bake 3 tiered 6 inch cakes. This is easier! Also it tastes delicious 😋
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2026-07-16 19:55:17 UTC

Baking vanilla banana cake in the middle of the day..... 🥵

2026-07-11 01:09:56 UTC

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It's the gift that keeps giving
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2026-07-11 01:05:10 UTC

1 million pickled onions on my burger pwease
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2026-06-19 20:13:02 UTC

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I love the name Fiona for a babygirl but nOOoOoooOoooo stupid Shrek

2026-06-19 20:07:50 UTC

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I wish I could be dainty. But when a tall bish is dainty she looks sick :pepe_sad: I do have a pair of brown maryjanes for certain occasions. But I'm usually in sandals or cowgirl boots

2026-06-19 16:22:58 UTC

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They're meant to be dainty

2026-06-19 15:52:07 UTC

Targeted advertising on Pinterest. Are these Mary Jane socks cute? Idk if I like the ankle tie material @missjanedoe
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2026-06-14 01:25:23 UTC

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You should try cowboy candy on a burger

2026-06-13 16:48:09 UTC

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I kicked a stick when we moved here on accident and my right foot has a wicked pink scar. For some reason my skin always scars super brightly. Takes forever to darken up

2026-06-13 16:39:44 UTC

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It's so crusty. I knew I was gonna have a scar but this is going to heal so ugly :animu_laugh:

2026-06-13 16:34:46 UTC

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My hand and wrist have a rash and the incision itself is all crusty looking now. I sent a followup photo to my doctor. When I'm able I'll call the clinic and see what they think. I told them I'm allergic to adhesive :Christchan_shrug: the nurse asked what my allergy to Bacitracin is and I'm like "I get hives. It's a real allergy. I saw an allergist and was tested and have a formal diagnosis" :bocchi_ahhhh: they said they'd use a different topical so I wonder if I could be reacting to that too. Idk I'm kind of miserable today.

2026-06-13 16:24:06 UTC

I honestly think I could be allergic to the surgical glue they used over top of my dissolving stitches. Maybe I'm allergic to the steri strip adhesive instead?

2026-05-17 22:36:04 UTC

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I like dipping crusty bread in mayo.... So tasty....

2026-05-17 20:59:28 UTC

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I mean a cold sandwich with loads of crisp veggies and mayo really hits the spot

2026-05-09 17:22:09 UTC

Girl dinner
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2026-04-23 04:48:04 UTC

When I flew to Japan with my MIL the airline kept giving away free cans of Sapporo. I just gave all of mine to my MIL, and she ended up drinking like 6 cans and got shitfaced
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2026-04-11 23:08:09 UTC

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You can't get it out with irrigation? :aqua_cry:

2026-04-11 01:20:45 UTC

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Dang I want an Italian grinder sandwich now 🤤
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2026-04-11 01:09:56 UTC

National Gardening Day? We work in the garden for a few hours every day. Here is baby digging in the dirt :doge_dance_cool2: when he's grown he'll look back and be like "what the helly it was just dirt when we moved in!!"
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2026-04-02 16:10:54 UTC

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It does have a very interesting noise

2026-04-02 15:50:20 UTC

Wrendle flew into the house when I went outside just now. What the hell. A House Wren as a pet?!
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2026-03-23 18:22:34 UTC

My beloved niggy @npub1r4s…2r2h thinks this woman is Indian but I think she is Asian. What do you think?
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2026-03-17 22:23:02 UTC

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What happened 😭

2026-03-15 17:15:11 UTC

What type of nigga brings two pugs into the ER with him

2026-03-07 04:46:19 UTC

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TONY IM GOING TO SLEEP ALSO ACCEPT MY FOLLOW REQUEST, ITS BEEN MONTHS

2026-03-07 04:37:38 UTC

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You should try their sharp cheddar sometime. Very good

2026-03-07 04:33:31 UTC

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Tillamook cheese is so good

2026-03-07 04:32:12 UTC

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Eggs and bacon sounds like a much better choice anyways

2026-03-07 04:21:25 UTC

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If you really wanna blow your mind try Cinnamon Chex cereal

2026-03-02 01:04:28 UTC

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It truly is awful. No layering either so sometimes you have to just shrink everything and resize in a specific order and then you want to scream because it's annoying as hell

2026-03-02 01:03:05 UTC

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Baby kept fussing and I knew if I left it up too long Picmix would do something silly like erase everything :cat_laugh: part of the charm is the shitty software

2026-03-02 01:00:37 UTC

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you can't save and edit picmix, so this is what I made with the time I had!
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2026-03-01 23:50:57 UTC

hey @npub1scu…es43

2026-02-25 01:51:06 UTC

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What did you eat

2026-02-23 15:16:29 UTC

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Maybe you should buy a bottle of midol and become addicted to them like House and those pills he's always crunching

2026-02-23 03:18:14 UTC

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Go to sleep 💤

2026-02-20 00:46:21 UTC

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2026-02-19 02:49:34 UTC

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My dad ended up buying a pain pill off my neighbor who was like, 500lbs to put me out of my misery and then I got violently ill and was puking all over

2026-02-19 02:47:01 UTC

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I missed two weeks of school and went through two bottles of Vicodin and my parents took my pain meds away thinking I was addicted and it was awful and I drove to my grandmas house and cried myself to sleep on her couch. BUT I'm a big baby

2026-02-19 02:44:40 UTC

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Oh no! I had all of mine removed when I was a teenager. It wasn't a fun recovery because they got some sort of post-removal infection. I think I just had bad luck. I hope you can get that taken care of quick. 🙏🏼

2026-02-19 02:41:28 UTC

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Do you know what's wrong with your tooth?

2026-02-19 02:41:14 UTC

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That's one example. But I don't think it would hurt. Just might absorb faster i would think.

2026-02-19 02:35:22 UTC

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https://youtu.be/nXL3E1vuyk8

2026-02-19 02:33:56 UTC

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That'll work!!

2026-02-19 02:29:08 UTC

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It'll likely be there 😃 let me know if it helps

2026-02-19 02:22:33 UTC

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https://a.co/d/01vP10FI

2026-02-19 02:21:31 UTC

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Do you have clove oil??

2026-02-16 02:07:39 UTC

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I only know about the KFC nigger because I saw a gym guy I follow post today about how the giga nigga had a second heart attack from roids and too much fried chiggy mukbang

2026-02-16 01:41:16 UTC

What's the saying. Irish kisses & clover wishes xoxo @tyler
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2026-01-31 17:27:46 UTC

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What's your workout routine

2026-01-23 03:50:28 UTC

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Post a pic of your nose

2026-01-23 03:49:17 UTC

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It's not that big looking

2026-01-23 02:56:12 UTC

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Why would I sell that garbage I got a stupid notification saying it passed $2 again and I'm like 🤮

2026-01-23 02:53:48 UTC

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I'm being serious 😂

2026-01-21 22:21:11 UTC

Do you ever read the words of a retard and think "wow they're retarded" and then realize they think they're of superior intellect and you're like :animu_scared:

2026-01-09 00:43:57 UTC

https://youtu.be/QV9ofyKNdTM I've been watching his videos recently, very interesting content

2026-01-08 23:56:48 UTC

I could go for some French fries right about now 🍟
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2026-01-07 02:25:47 UTC

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2026-01-07 02:17:00 UTC

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That was all me nigga

2026-01-07 02:12:57 UTC

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At least you got hair nigga you could be one of them bald niggas with a lumpy head nigga grand canyon ass neck nigga gnomesayin nigga

2026-01-04 02:43:55 UTC

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That looks fun, is it a video or a game?

2026-01-02 19:36:55 UTC

This literally what I look like when I kill you on COD btw
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2025-12-19 17:19:54 UTC

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ONE MAN'S TRASH IS MAD'S TREASURE
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2025-12-19 17:17:25 UTC

Previous owners sunken "hydroponics green house" :anya_research:
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2025-12-19 01:56:12 UTC

:lamo:
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2025-12-04 23:27:53 UTC

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2025-12-02 18:39:20 UTC

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Tyler's old military command would have the Christmas party at the casino and give out a chip worth $20 to everyone. They tried to make Tyler go and he's like "Christmas? At casino? I'm a Christian I'm not celebrating the birth of Jesus in a CASINO!" They tried to make him go since he was the boss he "needed to be there" :lamo:

2025-11-05 01:20:34 UTC

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2025-11-01 21:10:11 UTC

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Don't make me Frieren blast you (chuck Frieren at your face)
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2025-09-10 20:31:54 UTC

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I don't know much about him, but that's a brutal way to go 😭

2025-09-10 20:22:33 UTC

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Oh he's not dead? Looked dead to me 😱

2025-09-10 20:12:34 UTC

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I was curious if he had a wife and children

2025-09-02 19:52:15 UTC

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My wasp sting is randomly burning from yesterday 😳 I'll have to look up what a mud dauber looks like

2025-09-02 18:24:13 UTC

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So we called supper dinner growing up, but I think supper is whenever dinner is at a later time? Like 7pm or something. Or a second evening meal later. But it came from my Louisiana side of the family.
I try to have dinner ready around 5pm since the kids sleep at 7:30. Gives time to clean up the meal, bathe, put their room in order, and read

2025-09-02 03:23:36 UTC

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Well tbh I thought that was cheese but realized it was salmon after the fact. He would though

2025-09-02 03:13:44 UTC

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The Tyler diet

2025-09-01 23:35:59 UTC

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Your build and personality remind me of my big brother ❤️ ❤️

2025-09-01 23:15:38 UTC

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YOURE BACK

2025-09-01 20:26:04 UTC

Is the poop guy Doc's new alt or is he literally some retard pooper

2025-09-01 15:46:24 UTC

:cat_zoom:
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2025-09-01 02:44:34 UTC

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You can play with us sometime too and I'll rate if you sound gay or not

2025-09-01 01:10:49 UTC

My wrist is 5.5 inches in CIRCUMFERENCE
My 7 year son's is 5 inches
My 6 month olds is 4.25 inches
:anya_shock_a: no wonder I keep hurting my wrists!
Leg day? Time for wrist day!
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2025-08-30 23:12:56 UTC

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2025-08-30 23:10:13 UTC

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I'm not evil

2025-08-30 19:34:21 UTC

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Yay! 😁

2025-08-30 19:28:42 UTC

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Why don't you draw Blink doing something fall like. Like picking apples.