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i go on this tech website and there's a little nigger woman in a circle in the corner just sitting there. wtf does she want. she keeps saying she's my "virtual assistant". ok make me a croissant. bitch. you dont know shit about what i need.

2024-04-11 00:24:59 CEST

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DONT FORGET TO DEDUCT YOUR WORK LUNCHES

2024-04-11 00:22:22 CEST

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COON YOU ONLY HAVE 5 DAYS

2024-02-24 23:44:22 CET

graf doesn’t want you to know this but bridge ices before road

2024-01-01 20:02:21 CET

you guys think obama christened every attack drone with a wine bottle like he was sending a ship on its maiden voyage

2023-12-23 01:49:13 CET

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https://i.poastcdn.org/e2187228c37a050cb0098850b4db28710aafa52d478ffbdb2eddc549f66c5b0f.jpg

2023-12-23 01:46:54 CET

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https://i.poastcdn.org/649de77258ff98927427f718ddb9d097b1f4b53fe13b890b6fda9f3fbdad6e4e.jpg

2023-12-23 01:45:02 CET

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GET BIGGER PICTURES

2023-12-23 01:42:30 CET

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make it bigger i cant see it ITS TOO SMALL

2023-12-23 01:41:26 CET

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aw hell nahw tf they doin to graf

2023-10-25 00:15:29 CEST

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they'll steal gasoline from my urethra!?!

2023-10-05 23:52:34 CEST

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@npub1d0n…ahqw you seein this?

2023-10-04 01:49:21 CEST

niggers are the worst race. laughing at niggers for 20 minutes.

2023-09-25 01:12:04 CEST

not enough car people on the fediverse
theres creamqueen and......
creamqueen

2023-09-23 01:28:31 CEST

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GET OUTTA HERE NO GET OUTTA HERE NO I DONT WANT YOU ROUND HERE GET OUTTA HERE

2023-09-17 22:18:14 CEST

https://i.poastcdn.org/6044cc541845250f1e80b184107a4785bce86d6cdac34ed404e8758425ebf649.png

2023-09-17 22:10:30 CEST

you ever get a boner for juice, like im hard for drinking some fruit juice, it gets me hard

2023-09-10 21:41:14 CEST

we put a man on the moon but we can’t draw boobs right

2023-08-26 15:56:00 CEST

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babe our love is like a paper straw because it’s toxic and will affect people long after it’s gone

2023-08-25 16:17:39 CEST

>public restrooms can’t have cameras
>buy 50 pack of brandon stickers for $5
>go to every public restroom i can find
>put these right at the height of the average man’s penis on the urinal
>the perfect crime
>i’ve been doing this almost nonstop for the past 5 days at rest stops and nature trails
>if you dig enough through south florida you’ll find my work
https://i.poastcdn.org/cec2c4ec26aa048ce0dbdf55a0df4ee7aee2ec6847aa986edee128a1190f560b.jpeg

2023-08-24 17:13:11 CEST

no more poasting screw you guys (except niggy) i’m going to sanibel

2023-08-18 02:11:59 CEST

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HE SAID YOURE NOT EFFECTIVE ON TWITTER

2023-08-15 00:52:05 CEST

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dont believe you
love you but dont believe you

2023-08-15 00:50:06 CEST

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i dont think thats a good way of looking at it but i have nothing other to add as an internet funnyman

2023-08-15 00:44:15 CEST

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you got issues

2023-08-15 00:43:01 CEST

sometimes i think elftummy might be on to something then i look at fat women irl and im like omg bruh aw hell nah wtf

2023-08-14 23:29:45 CEST

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>go to greenland
>it’s not green
>there’s no land

2023-08-14 00:36:57 CEST

*lounging a full 180 degrees backward in my office chair and smoking a comically large cigar*
"..... SHHSHYeaaahhh sorry toots but the boob pics are gonna be ... auhhh.. non negoshible..."

2023-08-12 23:26:17 CEST

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i like this clown girl

2023-08-08 21:29:41 CEST

why does lexus make the grilles so big
theyre too fuckin big

2023-08-06 00:08:18 CEST

not many know this but when trump entered the white house, he had to purchase about 30 9V batteries because the smoke detectors had been going off for the past 8 years.

2023-08-05 02:10:26 CEST

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why is he mexican

2023-08-04 22:53:58 CEST

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its going down
im yelling timber

2023-08-04 22:46:21 CEST

QUICK DOWNLOAD THIS BEFORE GRAF PULLS THE PLUG
https://i.poastcdn.org/abb42edc260199ce19fc0eeca4ab9f3dc7e79b76cb4705e47ea62e62102e4fa2.png

2023-08-04 02:04:42 CEST

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real footage of steve jobs dying of ligma

2023-07-22 00:34:07 CEST

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waow who seized it? the fbi?

2023-07-22 00:30:27 CEST

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can it go backwards

2023-07-18 23:42:05 CEST

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that was truly when the when the mission was the when inpossible

2023-07-18 23:22:09 CEST

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oh yeah that one was pretty impossible but mi3 was definitely the least possible. i mean the nigga got slammed into a sedan like raggedy anne and just walked away

2023-07-18 23:09:57 CEST

i was watching this new mission impossible movie and i kept thinking waow this is great but uh idk it seems pretty possible at this point if you're on the seventh one.

2023-07-15 21:30:35 CEST

i wanna thank obamna (that bastard nigger) for having such an ugly beast of a "wife" that the american people think she is a man

2023-06-17 22:06:56 CEST

"cum together. right now. ovary."
this is who boomers say are the greatest band ever?

2023-04-30 23:16:07 CEST

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the karma chameleon

2023-04-13 21:02:23 CEST

this is my rosa parks moment