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I install MPV and it somehow pulls this yt-dlp dependance named Deno that is taking an hour to compile on an M3 Max CPU.
It’s not the first time I see rust dependances creeping everywhere. Nothing against it but could they make the compiler faster?

2026-05-02 15:02:20 CEST

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2026-04-28 18:25:31 CEST

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Close. Replace Agent Smith with an HR lady educating Morpheus about DEI policies and work safety and its pretty much perfect.

2026-04-28 17:31:48 CEST

> In early 1997, the University of North Carolina setup a new Novell server called “Server 54”. After it was set up there was no need to access it physically and it was quickly forgotten. During an audit 4 years later, they could not find the server... anywhere. With help from Novell and Staff IT they traced the connection to a wire that went into a wall. In April of 2001, they found that found the server had been walled in during a remodel. That means that this server had remained on for the entire 4 years completely cut off from any human intervention or ventilation.

2026-03-31 13:20:59 CEST

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2026-03-30 15:26:13 CEST

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There was a badge thing when it started but died along the way.

2026-03-30 10:41:53 CEST

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AFAIK its more about batshit insane christians than jews.
Some evangelical sects really believe that a war in the Middle East protagonized by Israel will bring back Jesus Christ.
Search for dispensational premillennialism.

2026-03-27 15:17:19 CET

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I like but I am one of those people who season everything with just black pepper and salt.

2026-03-27 15:11:21 CET

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> Once you go black you never look back.
Jokes aside I sometimes mix black pepper and kurcuma (turmeric?) with ground coffee powder.

2026-03-27 13:08:47 CET

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Actually have one. Self hosted lightning, node and all.
However lots of things going on with my life that has been thrown into a chaos since the end of last year so I ended up leaving my self hosted infrastructure to rot. I’ll take some time to fix everything in one or two weeks.

2026-03-25 10:03:54 CET

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I think its more like cheap money from investor hype drying up.

2026-03-25 09:58:07 CET

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Somehow OS X Server returned as a paid subscription service.

2026-03-24 12:33:26 CET

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What’s fuckstr?

2026-03-23 20:53:08 CET

Absolute cinema
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHChe6KY0DQ

2026-03-21 17:03:13 CET

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Relevant: #nevent1q…2pn8
Also invite-only hub-and-spoke VPN network projects seem to be appearing here and there. I am involved in at least 2 of these. Most are retro computing related and I suspect the OSA is the trigger for it since the admins seem to be just brits trying to run their communities without having to pay Persona for age verification compliance.

2026-03-21 16:35:05 CET

https://www.eff.org/cyberspace-independence

2026-03-21 11:48:26 CET

I Love it. Aparently it was created on MJ.
https://x.com/PlethoraAU/status/2035164358020669889
https://image.nostr.build/09d30e6df6e498060bf69b75b65007d8aa8aea93512c77607721e5cff13f7de8.jpg

2026-03-21 11:46:37 CET

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Nostr is pretty chill in comparison with the cuckternet sociopath networks.

2026-03-18 19:26:09 CET

Hit me with the best local diffusion gen models. Bonus for video.
I have plenty of Unified RAM.

2026-03-17 12:30:11 CET

I always considered Bitcoiners to be the ultimate self-hosters so I’m kinda bummed seeing people getting hyped to oblivion by SaaS companies lead by Sam and Dario that are hellbent on collecting your eyeballs and making sure you will own nothing and be happy.

2026-03-16 11:38:48 CET

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Ask it to proof read and avoid changing the tone and structure.

2026-03-16 10:40:39 CET

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You will always be able to tell because LLMs always write as if HR is in the room with them and the ones that can be modified to look different are not as smart.

2026-03-16 10:21:53 CET

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I like playing with local agents but I'm never getting comfy in a corporate SaaS world. I’d rather move to a farm and never touch Sam or Dario dungeon again.

2026-03-15 11:24:59 CET

Decades ago Phillip Zimmermann made an absolute clown of the US federal government by publishing the source code of PGP verbatim in book format to circumvent encryption export ban.
None of this would exist without hacker subversive cleverness.
Fast forward today and comercial Linux vendors are catering to a retarded age verification state law.
https://philzimmermann.com/EN/faq/index.html

2026-03-12 20:39:04 CET

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2026-03-12 15:28:05 CET

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People still in denial Android is about to become a worse iOS.

2026-03-12 15:11:27 CET

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Check @npub13az…8m54's old project https://github.com/smolgrrr/Wired

2026-03-12 15:07:53 CET

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
https://image.nostr.build/aa0a6fc4791e12e77421b25092e25a111939270061ce674b5752237cd2a3955c.jpg

2026-03-08 00:40:23 CET

So there is this genre named Dungeon Synth which is basically side gigs made by 90s fantasy nerds who also happened to be in black metal bands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxgVmpAk538

2026-03-05 19:18:42 CET

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2026-03-04 15:50:40 CET

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https://image.nostr.build/dd670b0fd70462e79b54023f29cb58da5e64d82f60812858c236d004b848dd6b.jpg

2026-03-04 15:32:59 CET

When this age verification wave started months ago I remember plenty of ✝|American Dad father of 3|✝ types cheering for age verification on stuff they don’t like and if you disagreed you were some coom brained degenerate.
With government it never stops. Now they want your Linux boxes.
#nevent1q…kfm8

2026-03-02 20:33:59 CET

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Does it mean I’ll be able to run Android on my 68k?

2026-02-27 20:21:48 CET

I got an idea for US lawmakers
https://image.nostr.build/4fd2a166f0e3e3ce1e59bb60fd11334d452305422ff8ef51c8ee3da7989febfa.jpg

2026-02-12 21:56:27 CET

The fuck happened to Nic Carter? He used to be cool owning journos with electricity hard facts and even when he invested in shitcoining I thought “alright you do you”.
Nowadays the dude mostly reply dudes whilst bootlicks US trump admin propaganda.

2026-01-26 21:15:05 CET

The Amelia meme is just like the Skull of Satoshi situation.

2026-01-26 20:41:40 CET

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No one but left wing activists will use it.

2026-01-26 20:35:36 CET

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Price tags that can be updated centrally are the latest minetary iinflation tech. You guys are missing out.

2026-01-26 20:33:24 CET

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Last time I checked Gossip was the standard for desktop clients but last commit was 4 months ago
https://github.com/mikedilger/gossip
If you are a macfag you can use any ipad client. Nostur is written in Swift which is the one I use.

2026-01-26 20:28:59 CET

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Pretty sure Vitor is Brazilian plus those labels don’t look Spanish to me.

2026-01-26 20:27:54 CET

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You joke but I’ve been considering a soothing amber VT220 or similar attached to some shitty computer just to use command line utility and text editors. No LSPs or agents or whatever they call it.

2026-01-26 20:24:37 CET

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E-ink price tags still not a thing in Brazil? Just curiosity because I’ve been seeing those everywhere here where I live.

2026-01-24 17:01:20 CET

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I've seen the spats and body type controverse but from the moment I saw it I thought it looks kinda mass produced in comparison with the original. Something with the lightning and textures. It has a Fantasian plastic feel in character models.

2026-01-18 17:16:05 CET

Relatable
https://image.nostr.build/17ecc7adbd4872fccd8fc3881be98cf89542b5de8f42c16356f58ac9f1725445.jpg

2026-01-18 14:53:57 CET

https://image.nostr.build/6faa45049317af3a5a88583ecdcf0ab231aea3c0e6401e36f3e64cf80a8effab.jpg

2026-01-16 22:43:18 CET

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Nintendo begs to differ. Yeah there are forks but it basically killed the project.

2026-01-16 22:40:58 CET

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Nostr is not like mastodon. Unless you go full operator allowing other people to post in your relay or run a closed comunity its just for you. Can be used for archiving or if you are creative maybe a repo for your posts or articles.

2026-01-16 17:07:11 CET

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He is just like me.

2026-01-14 20:43:44 CET

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Time is the most scarce and precious thing in the universe and that counts the time you spend with your loved ones. Don’t ever let the cultists think otherwise.

2026-01-14 20:41:57 CET

Anyone else getting the namecheap price hike? I’ve been considering allowing the thing to expire and use tailscale funnel. Its not like you own those domains anyway.

2026-01-14 20:40:10 CET

FromSoftware tricked me into playing Fortnite but I’m not even mad.
https://image.nostr.build/b387580de61499fdfe7071e0be3664c7acf771ce21aa7bd4c8678d46f6a9cc94.jpg

2026-01-09 21:42:01 CET

R.U.?
https://image.nostr.build/6887242b7b706003354168ee5af37f7d70960ab8aec2c41e4c554a15eb844fd5.jpg

2026-01-08 15:15:28 CET

Las Groelandias son brasileñas.

2026-01-07 15:55:27 CET

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Live in that place that looks like this.
https://image.nostr.build/6f69e009c7d9b10663ba6250b7e6881ee25ce37a3dd633a040374bcd78016e5d.jpg

2026-01-03 18:11:20 CET

At the power level of nation states what we have is basically anarchy where interests and violence is everything that matters. Not saying its right or wrong but it is what it is.
Having said that, RIP Bozo.

2026-01-01 16:38:07 CET

If rsync from macOS to Linux hangs or shows some weird behavior it’s because there is a clear mismatch between the implementations.
Modern MacOS changed from the Rsync published by the Samba project to OpenRsync published by the OpenBSD project.
Licensing drama as always and it seems both programs don’t really talk to each other very well on their defaults.
To avoid the problem you can set the --protocol= flag on MacOS (or OpenBSD). I think --protocol=29 should work and if not try 28.

2025-12-24 17:39:12 CET

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2025-12-16 11:31:16 CET

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2025-12-13 18:45:35 CET

Not a bomb just ghetho cable management.
https://image.nostr.build/ce06dc529227d84d5c3b700ce90e0f05d7ef12f610edd9fee47de1dc66b3236e.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/88df7d77b5bd6cf091352943cd1c54ec5f841a1700607781f9a6fb9dc2959579.jpg

2025-12-12 17:11:52 CET

So I got some cheap Pico Microcontrolers and I’ve been playing with this: https://www.picokeys.com/pico-hsm/
secp256k1 is one of the supported keypairs so I think I can use it to generate and store Nostr keys.

2025-12-11 18:00:33 CET

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Got the physical release but hasn’t played yet because of their Prod Nordics rug pull. Waiting for Prod Nortics on Steam.
So in my view Dana still best.

2025-12-09 19:43:39 CET

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> On the right, you get people abusing gatekeeping as an excuse to spam shock content, forget what the fandom is even about, and call everyone else tourists while acting like tourists themselves.
Not really. In fact it’s jut like the left moralfagging the stuff they latch into, saying everything is porn, policing content. It’s pretty much the same but with different variables.

2025-12-08 18:41:22 CET

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Leave hints to the treasure vault. From after life watch them fight each other on a battle Royale to see who among them is more worthy.

2025-12-06 23:21:30 CET

In Neuromancer the protagonist's ex-girlfriends steals a whoping 3MB of RAM from him and is murdered while trying to sell the valuable fenced goods.

2025-12-06 17:42:04 CET

The british should sell their royal family to Disney.

2025-12-03 22:46:39 CET

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Depends if you are a computer binary or an internet packet.

2025-12-03 22:45:37 CET

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2025-12-03 19:35:13 CET

Oh boy...
https://github.com/minio/minio/commit/27742d469462e1561c776f88ca7a1f26816d69e2

2025-12-01 12:36:19 CET

You need to be this chuuni to brand your company like that. Not that I’m complaining it’s cool. If you ever go to Tokyo make sure to visit the ominous black building in Akiba.
https://image.nostr.build/99f0d1c3d180948dd97b1fa0d52b24dd040bb12b4cb4c34f455e81cddfb2e8e8.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/1b7c59f68016a8072b290e0ee142fd04b63add9667aba0025995ffb67f2106fd.jpg

2025-11-30 19:27:28 CET

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Except Paraguay has cheap energy and cheap tech so you can buy and run an AC without paying 500% more than the rest of the world.

2025-11-30 19:19:34 CET

Looks like an interesting weekend project:
https://github.com/polhenarejos/pico-hsm

2025-11-30 14:24:07 CET

You can encrypt a volume using LUKS while keeping the headers on a separate file. That way the data will be Indistinguible from random gibberish.
If authority asks what's in the driver you can just say you bought it and the previous owner might have used some file shredder to clean his personal files. Plausible.

2025-11-29 18:14:10 CET

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2025-11-29 17:17:01 CET

Delta Rune normies and tourists trying Black Souls II and then getting horrified about it. Might be a good filter.

2025-11-29 01:12:54 CET

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Increase the duck attack.

2025-11-29 00:32:26 CET

Anyone knows good imagemagik commands to turn photos into beautiful newspaper style dithered monochrome images? Its for e-paper.
LLMs are not good suggesting such things.

2025-11-26 18:13:39 CET

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400Kb? I thought my 42Kb were bloated.

2025-11-23 20:59:33 CET

I ❤️ Narita Top Road
https://image.nostr.build/d7b9a91401252cc27dff468cef1bf1c7bc8c5b879dd7e52622f68e539c26ac55.jpg

2025-11-23 20:54:39 CET

#asknostr what’s the hottest NIP to send DMs?

2025-11-23 20:27:44 CET

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Is searching for profiles supposed to be this slow? I guess relays will see this stuff as spammy trash. Just a test though I’ll point to my own relay.
npub1jpkpm3awetj00pdmmzrmjzxmr542t4gjr7yvshwsg6ut2xpzw6csqwkjyh
nevent1qqs0jpg6mwy0vfwmn9dryeslfqrap4qrtvwq7ccfptuhdl5uqwt230szyzgxc8w84m9wfau9h0vg0wggmvwj4fw4zg0c3jza6prt3dgcyfmtz37tp07

2025-11-23 18:51:36 CET

Turns out most of the people telling me to stop watching animu to save western civilization on X were from India and Bangladesh.

2025-11-22 20:08:15 CET

I’m writing a small webhook to parse and forward Grafana alerts to Nostr notes and DMs. Does such a thing already exists?

2025-11-22 19:31:04 CET

Someone is lying here.
https://image.nostr.build/03aa45096406033bcea6b2d7ca1027b34ff2a32216518944fde11f0b20c28cf4.jpg

2025-11-22 19:18:49 CET

Megadeth aged better than Metallica. Looking forward to Dave’s version of Ride the Lightning.
https://youtu.be/ECXg-a7XZQI

2025-11-22 18:19:03 CET

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Small correction. Above will work on current version however:
The option `services.postgresql.extraPlugins' has been renamed to `services.postgresql.extensions'.

2025-11-22 14:00:51 CET

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Electrs is nice for personal use and you should totally go for it. Its what I’m using right now.
I’m aiming for a fast self hosted mempool.space implementation and I think Fulcrum works better.

2025-11-22 13:50:27 CET

So this is how you add PostgreSQL extensions on NixOS:
extraPlugins = with pkgs.postgresql_16.pkgs; [
timescaledb
timescaledb_toolkit
pgvector
postgis
];

2025-11-22 13:45:17 CET

Fulcrum initial sync is extremely slow. If your computer crashes during sync you have to start all over again. Even after you finish it, if you close it incorrectly it while it writes something you are also toast.
I found that doing periodic shutdowns and running a backup is the best strategy here. And then repeat from time to time after you get it synced.
If anyone is wondering the speed in comparison ti electrs makes it totally worth the pain.
https://image.nostr.build/c6579bfeb91ba8b1d4333720d8a34ea79c6b217f0e94a3715908dd5f4dcf7cee.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/0084703bc56b119d570f2bf44bcab962086c7fdec22fb54a0a0163b526494d25.jpg

2025-11-19 22:47:38 CET

Amber text on black background is very soothing.
https://image.nostr.build/da93778c958b82ffbb4ba35fe65595637ebdad04218db8d63f3dd4274fa1a89e.jpg

2025-11-19 12:47:28 CET

I’m going to make people angry here but a Raspberry Pi 5 8GB with one of the the Poe+ NVME hats is a very capable core+fulcrum+cln node provided you use an NVME through the PCI-E interface.

2025-11-18 20:25:21 CET

We need an MSGK standard.
https://image.nostr.build/e4e5fb13e92f3d2c4e9fbf6b6c02c5a18a3c0a4c6b368f7475fc9ae6714f803e.jpg

2025-11-18 18:51:27 CET

The spanish inverted question sign is a great idea to announce the phrase is a question. I don’t know why other languages didn’t came up with something similar.
Wait a minute… how does our brain registers some long string is a question if we serially read the words?
Oh yeah causal words. Human brains and languages are a complex thing.

2025-11-18 15:51:27 CET

If your friend forgets their Linux or Unix computer logged in add this to their ~/.bashrc:
function ls {
touch furrygayporn.mkv
command ls "$@"
rm furrygayporn.mkv
}
PS: If inetd or xinetd are installed add a rule mapping a port to "/bin/shutdown -r now" for added fun.

2025-11-12 01:49:36 CET

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2025-11-09 01:00:25 CET

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No. Fulcrum and Electrs are the only options for https://github.com/fort-nix/nix-bitcoin. I could try but would need to do all the configuration automation by hand.
I’m switching back to electrs.

2025-11-09 00:51:05 CET

Oh fuck I've sneezed at the general direction of Fulcrum again.
Why does it corrupts so easily? Such a waste of time.
https://image.nostr.build/f58dc3574dd2100ba5ddf81674a91736c8fd1fb67df8f0003943a94b99a93411.jpg

2025-11-07 01:53:25 CET

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Native FreeBSD images are something new. I know Windows also has Windows-PE style OCI style containers but no one cares about it.
Yes. This abomination is a thing:
FROM mcr.microsoft.com/windows/servercore:ltsc2019

2025-11-07 01:50:24 CET

FreeBSD can now run OCI (docker style) containers. Both FreeBSD native and Linux.
Note that the Linux containers are running on the Linuxlator compat layer and not under a vm like MacOS and Windows does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV-wUUzRCMo