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Last Notes

2026-08-08 23:26:44 UTC

Pho-get about it

2026-08-08 19:44:23 UTC

@nprofile…6ns5 is this real??
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2026-08-08 15:12:48 UTC

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@nprofile…72y8 how did I keep missing this lol.
I'm just kind of hoping I can bypass all that, but I'd not it's not the end of the world. Also as another side note, I'm not buying this to use as a main phone. I did not realize that's why you were buying this! It does motivate me more to figure out how to bypass this.

2026-08-07 01:10:27 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s @nprofile…d84g listen Brendan. Seriously, stop, listen. You gotta get on this thing. It's the internet. It's like a place in technology you can just hit bitches up. It's great, I do it all the time. I have 50 replies from girls already. Sure, they all told me to fuck off, but they TALKED to me Brendan. I don't even need a computer anymore I just use my phone. Ya gotta try it out. Maybe you'll finally get some action instead of making pretend movies with your lame friends - HEY! WHAT DID I SAY? IF YOU DONT STOP USING YOUR HANDS ILL RIP THEM OFF!!!
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2026-08-04 22:51:54 UTC

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@nprofile…72y8 girl get some food!

2026-08-04 22:47:59 UTC

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@nprofile…72y8 you got an ETA? I have no clue when it's gonna arrive. All I heard online was the vague "late 2026".
As for the adjustment I'm kinda amped on it. The only thing that'll bother me is lack of a browser, but I WILL get one on there.

2026-08-04 22:37:59 UTC

I want my commodore callback already aaaah

2026-08-03 21:13:54 UTC

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@nprofile…ehgy damn you don't even need to have a bunch of money first?

2026-08-03 21:03:44 UTC

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@nprofile…ehgy how does one become a citizen of Spain?

2026-08-03 20:46:14 UTC

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@nprofile…ehgy yeah sure why not

2026-07-31 14:08:57 UTC

Wake up, empress. There's a beautiful risings to be had.

2026-07-31 03:55:18 UTC

chat is this real?
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2026-07-28 18:30:42 UTC

Oh my gooood
I accidentally pushed my nose piercing hard into my septum while showering and dit bled so much aaaah
It stopped already but that scared the shit out of me. Time to spray saline up there yay

2026-07-28 17:35:10 UTC

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@nprofile…ehgy half the people on fedi

2026-07-27 01:39:37 UTC

My kobo libra isn't charging :darkness:

2026-07-23 03:18:15 UTC

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@nprofile…ehgy just fill in the blank idk I had no particular idea with this

2026-07-23 03:17:54 UTC

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@nprofile…ehgy "it". iykyk

2026-07-23 03:17:10 UTC

should I do it, chat?

2026-07-21 23:29:56 UTC

@nprofile…6ns5 creamy white mystery make ur tastebuds go wild 😤
#nevent1q…c3hl

2026-07-21 23:27:38 UTC

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…ehgy damn grok, ok ok, pop off queen. I can sense the doom in these words *drops spork*

2026-07-21 23:26:17 UTC

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…ehgy this gives off white rapper trying to be fast vibes. It needs to have shorter harder lines.

2026-07-21 23:22:56 UTC

Claude's plan
Claude's plan

2026-07-20 21:44:43 UTC

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@nprofile…xz9d
I hope this email finds you well
As per my last communication, I still hope that you burn in hell
Regards

2026-07-20 21:43:00 UTC

Just one more hour til I can turn off the windows sloptop

2026-07-17 18:44:29 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 I got a pebble 2 duo myself a while ago and rock it all the time now it's nice

2026-07-17 18:39:16 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 which one did you get??

2026-07-16 05:40:26 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag can I join

2026-07-14 15:03:33 UTC

This one's for the culture
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2026-07-14 14:57:20 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 this is pretty cool tbh and opens up the potential to have nostr like linked accounts across various apps

2026-07-14 03:53:17 UTC

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@nprofile…72y8 @nprofile…gunk I'm so dumb I didn't even expand the thread. anyways I preordered one and once it finally gets here I'll let you know how it works!

2026-07-14 03:51:44 UTC

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@nprofile…72y8 @nprofile…gunk have you seen the commodore flip phone??

2026-07-14 03:39:57 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag cc @nprofile…wshy is this true?

2026-07-13 21:41:38 UTC

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@nprofile…cqap same vibes as this
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2026-07-13 00:12:13 UTC

I basically slept all day until now. I have to sleep for work in a couple hours lol

2026-07-12 03:40:58 UTC

:necoBurgerShy: me when I go to McDonald's

2026-07-11 23:51:49 UTC

Let's go ingerland gg
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2026-07-10 22:56:03 UTC

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@nprofile…72y8 a shrimp burrito sounds stellar right about now... I might have one on the way home!

2026-07-10 22:53:25 UTC

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@nprofile…72y8 just make a Stouffer's burrito instead!

2026-07-10 22:52:16 UTC

World chimpanzee day is July 14!!!
https://worldchimpanzeeday.org/
This commemorates the day that Jane Goodall first set foot into Gombe Stream National Park in 1960, beginning the groundbreaking research that forever changed our understanding of chimpanzees.
Take some time to learn about these animals on that day. Heck do it today!
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2026-07-10 04:41:07 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 @nprofile…k6xy "be warned" show me the anime girls NOW

2026-07-09 02:02:39 UTC

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@nprofile…89wp I have no hopes that it'll be good, have you seen the slop obsidian has been putting out the last couple years?

2026-07-07 20:14:10 UTC

Hahahahhaahha what
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2026-07-07 06:32:53 UTC

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2026-07-07 05:24:37 UTC

me n the gang aura farming
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2026-07-06 06:12:15 UTC

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2026-07-03 01:53:56 UTC

monkey bow or power stroke fo today
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2026-06-30 16:12:36 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 just for this post I'm gonna get into futbol

2026-06-25 16:05:02 UTC

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@nprofile…d73q we need to build a billion more data centers to help solve the solution to global warming by using AI

2026-06-24 01:02:23 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 @nprofile…g6jy @nprofile…xz9d yeah it's a Linux phone with android emulation

2026-06-23 17:59:25 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s @nprofile…ehgy I went to see backrooms in theaters recently. Twice a tually. Before that though I can't remember the last time I've been in a theater.

2026-06-22 21:56:46 UTC

I got that dog in me? Wrong. I got that GOD in me. And guess what? God is in you too! :nynSmile:

2026-06-22 15:42:57 UTC

What if instead of bitlocker windows had bitclocker and it would lock your PC if it detected you posted like someone with AGP

2026-06-21 04:53:50 UTC

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2026-06-21 00:27:28 UTC

I am NOT a puppygirl
I'm a dog woman.

2026-06-20 22:45:04 UTC

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@nprofile…87ru wasn't this meme made after someone made a post where a person with vocal ticks kept yelling "Jacking off" randomly and everyone around him loved it?

2026-06-20 02:01:48 UTC

You know the spot is gentrified when they got random shit with bison in it
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2026-06-15 05:46:20 UTC

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@nprofile…syld This creature has the faith

2026-06-09 14:26:15 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 what kinda license doesn't give our online outlook lol what. I hand out four different licenses where I work and all of them have that. And it's usually my first go to for troubleshooting stupid quirks like this, since for some reason it's the most stable version of outlook.

2026-06-09 14:14:29 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 lol I love Microsoft. Have you tried changing it on the online outlook and seeing if it reflects in the outlook client after ending the task and reopening it?

2026-06-09 14:04:13 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 are you on the OWA or outlook (new) or outlook (classic) also what broke?

2026-06-08 17:11:27 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 @nprofile…em79 I wonder if Nintendo will have the balls to add a randomizer if they remake it. Probably not, but I've been hooked on oot randomizers lately and that would be cool to see recognized officially.

2026-06-08 17:03:21 UTC

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@nprofile…em79 @nprofile…l5m0 why do we need another oot remake just move on already everyone. We got ship of harkinian Nintendo can just pack it up

2026-05-29 23:27:41 UTC

Tcap is getting an a24 movie???

2026-05-26 08:14:25 UTC

https://youtu.be/8WTI-Bp7Ppw
yall remember kony 2012? what a fuckign weird time online
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2026-05-23 06:44:02 UTC

what game should I play gang

2026-05-20 00:47:10 UTC

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@nprofile…7yfj @nprofile…v927 yeah dog this is a common scam don't ever do this

2026-05-19 17:55:18 UTC

I called a coworker "twin" as a joke and dude hit me with "twin??? You're pushing 40' and I lost it

2026-05-15 17:38:01 UTC

Thank you God for letting the events of humanity build up to the point to where 7up energy drinks exist
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2026-05-14 17:25:11 UTC

Getting this as a tramp stamp tattoo
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2026-05-13 05:47:06 UTC

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@nprofile…72y8 I should start those then. idk that's insensitive I had bad experiences on antipsychotics personally but I've been on god knows how many antidepressants.

2026-05-13 05:44:16 UTC

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@nprofile…72y8 do they? I don't really understand this one I just thought the concept was funny

2026-05-13 05:39:37 UTC

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