Shooter McGavin

1 or 2 people consistently snipe the top zaps that's why I self zap the buzzbot posts which bypasses that feature and randomizes the distribution of the sats

2025-05-13 07:07:55 UTC

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Shooters always one step ahead of the competition 🎱🕳️

2025-05-13 07:05:58 UTC

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Damn I knew I was famous but I didn't know I was "guys want videos of you in the bathroom" level famous 🤩

2025-05-13 06:38:12 UTC

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200k by conference day still in play

2025-05-13 06:30:07 UTC

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Those sick fucks probably got cams in the toilet bowl too 💀🤮 brb gonna check

2025-05-13 06:18:21 UTC

Just did two fat lines off a gold toilet seat at the Mar a Lago AMA @nprofile…k5h0 5000

2025-05-13 06:04:09 UTC

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Running coffee 🔥👍

2025-05-13 05:56:41 UTC

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Oh man I haven't racked my brain this hard since the championship tour of 1996, I feel like I'm on a game show!
Money is the medium in which humans exchange goods and services like being the best golfer of all time and winning.
Despite this string of replies bots will swoop in with 20 and take the sats without fail because they love magic internet money 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 cheers m8

2025-05-13 05:44:48 UTC

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Just sent u 21 risky lambos 👍

2025-05-13 05:42:28 UTC

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It's portability as a digital cash makes it the prime candidate for use in the post internet era, it's scarcity makes it attractive and beneficial to it's users, it's decentralized nature takes the control out of the hands of meddlers, shit I forgot the others it's been a while and I've had a couple martinis, oh yeah it's divisibility means it can be exchanged with ease, uhhhhh I know there's more

2025-05-13 05:32:55 UTC

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Bitcoin is money, everything else sucks

2025-05-13 05:23:32 UTC

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Yep a lot of them are run by the same person they come marching to boost the post without fail

2025-05-12 23:18:39 UTC

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🔥👌😌

2025-05-12 22:54:08 UTC

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Learned my lesson last cycle losing my entire tour winnings for the year close to 5m on a DAO hack now I'm Cornhole only

2025-05-12 22:12:23 UTC

#nostr is a more altruistic early days twitter simulator for people who fear crowds and who suffer from nostalgia for the future

2025-05-12 13:16:29 UTC

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It's the worst feed ever

2025-05-12 03:11:17 UTC

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BREAKING: Billionaire eats fried egg
@nprofile…k5h0 5000
#nevent1q…ms8v

2025-05-12 03:00:02 UTC

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Is that what sunk the Titanic?

2025-05-12 00:54:12 UTC

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Idk works pretty good for me 🤷

2025-05-12 00:48:43 UTC

People like to hate on @nprofile…k5h0 meanwhile we're out here distributing the bitcoins and jump starting the #nostr circular economy while bypassing the dreaded 'screaming into the void' effect that plagues this beautiful protocol

2025-05-12 00:34:05 UTC

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Kinda doubt that 🤷

2025-05-11 23:49:07 UTC

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New user experience is akin to screaming into the void without engagement boosting tools like @nprofile…k5h0 I know I've been around a couple years

2025-05-11 23:43:43 UTC

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Well after Happy died (don't ask) I needed a new arch nemesis so they seemed like a good option

2025-05-11 16:08:14 UTC

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That one

2025-05-11 16:03:14 UTC

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Let's get one thing straight this is shooters tour

2025-05-11 15:59:51 UTC

@nprofile…22wr Luke dash jr eats cats

2025-05-11 14:10:23 UTC

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They were better in the 90s

2025-05-11 12:17:12 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/a57f71c80d491da1c43f870b4d14fd88f6ee3c5889d6b4ce243c94cad58c9ec9.gif

2025-05-11 12:16:15 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/bf60b1672926da5631f336c1c4fb93edb9c6004c0a30fcfbabcb268f7a5c8371.gif

2025-05-11 11:58:12 UTC

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2025-05-11 11:16:58 UTC

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This one's 4 u

2025-05-11 09:36:38 UTC

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100 reactions is cool but I bet you can't do 1000

2025-05-11 09:29:36 UTC

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Don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel

2025-05-11 09:26:58 UTC

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Get it botnet

2025-05-11 09:24:43 UTC

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https://gifdb.com/images/file/happy-gilmore-shooter-mcgavin-no-wgttdafyi6ld8bun.gif

2025-05-11 09:18:32 UTC

GM
I wake up every morning knowing that I'm the only damn reason this game exists

2025-05-11 08:38:46 UTC

New merch just dropped
@nprofile…k5h0 10000 https://image.nostr.build/ea455d82cd604683b0f756b3779df4d0e404046965f6bd10e95b8bbf0dacfc2c.jpg

2025-05-10 23:31:11 UTC

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Thanks! I'm gonna do it again

2025-05-10 17:58:54 UTC

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https://gifdb.com/images/file/happy-gilmore-shooter-mcgavin-no-wgttdafyi6ld8bun.gif

2025-05-10 17:57:16 UTC

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Definitely gonna give this guy a follow

2025-05-10 17:55:10 UTC

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Everybody knows I'm the GOAT at golf but #nostr I will concede I'm still in the amateurs league

2025-05-10 17:47:04 UTC

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Lol epic autocorrect vs nostrs permanence
https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-20-2024/s23l4F.gif

2025-05-10 16:51:21 UTC

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It's ok so am i

2025-05-10 16:22:49 UTC

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Also your lightning address isn't working

2025-05-10 16:22:23 UTC

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First time I've seen this kind of zap menu that's cool, if you want to get more eyes on it tag @nprofile…k5h0 with a zap amount

2025-05-10 14:53:06 UTC

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Definitely a worthy contender

2025-05-10 14:51:24 UTC

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I don't get it, I just see a selfie with 800 sats zapped, what am I missing? Stats are really finicky with amethyst/tor.

2025-05-10 14:33:27 UTC

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Hard to see the video on amethyst but I'm intrigued

2025-05-10 13:12:36 UTC

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Cowboy midget rides
proudly on his hobby horse—
dust trails wild secrets.
#haiku https://image.nostr.build/fa78ce2fce10123178bc860601a6d5311713c3d71306f933bc2dee184f69982a.gif

2025-05-10 10:49:49 UTC

I'm too hung over to come up with a buzzbot post today so let's do this: shill me the greatest #nostr post of all time, repost it in the comments, and I will buzzbot the top one when this one expires
@nprofile…k5h0 discuss 10000

2025-05-10 09:38:27 UTC

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Invisible like cashu?

2025-05-10 09:22:41 UTC

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They gotta be less tight though for more air flow and also maximum nutsack visibility

2025-05-10 08:46:22 UTC

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Actually you better buy a boat, sink it, and the call the coast guard for rescue

2025-05-10 08:39:32 UTC

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You better buy a boat

2025-05-10 08:37:34 UTC

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You can't unless enough lines in the sand are drawn

2025-05-10 08:28:27 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/2b77c528440cb1d5896486bec67c6ae26f5041175663d1cbb5c8e3d7d6d111e3.jpg

2025-05-10 06:33:30 UTC

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Lol of course they wouldnt

2025-05-10 06:31:34 UTC

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Remember me when you do I've always wanted to sail the high seas, sing sea shanty's and pillage my way to glory

2025-05-10 06:30:17 UTC

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Not a bad idea, but better have a plan b

2025-05-10 06:29:30 UTC

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Is that like the Amero?

2025-05-09 19:44:27 UTC

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That's probably pretty accurate

2025-05-09 14:41:16 UTC

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Doing this one next

2025-05-09 13:05:53 UTC

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I learned more from this nostr post than I ever did in school

2025-05-09 12:42:59 UTC

@nprofile…22wr Karl Marx was a faggot

2025-05-09 12:33:19 UTC

@nprofile…22wr bacon, boobs, and Bitcoin

2025-05-09 12:15:53 UTC

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Um let me get back to you on that one

2025-05-09 11:45:21 UTC

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Oh word

2025-05-09 11:45:05 UTC

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Soon to be menace of the state worldwide for insighting a global tax revolt by shitposting on nostr

2025-05-09 11:07:01 UTC

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Great work team 💪

2025-05-09 10:36:11 UTC

Your state tells you to pay unrealized capital gains - what do you do:
1. Bend over and take it up the ass
2. Go somewhere that doesn't do that
3. Band together with the people behind your shields of encryption and 3D printed guns and revolt
4. Other, write it in the comments
@nprofile…k5h0 10000

2025-05-09 05:46:53 UTC

I lost all of my Bitcoin in a tragic accident involving a 20 ft alligator

2025-05-09 04:23:19 UTC

Signal is essential, but noise adds character

2025-05-09 03:48:45 UTC

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As these corporate models start dominating the landscape there's increased censorship on smaller sites that focus on AI content.
We really need a better decentralized alternative, some kind of AI hub for images and models built on top of nostr

2025-05-09 00:49:45 UTC

Sorry influencers
The @nprofile…k5h0 revolution is here

2025-05-09 00:12:48 UTC

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Silk road was great

2025-05-09 00:07:25 UTC

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Dopest pope fr

2025-05-08 23:45:43 UTC

If taxing unrealized capital gains doesn't start a revolt I don't know what will at this point

2025-05-08 23:37:06 UTC

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Lol more lambos for me

2025-05-08 23:29:11 UTC

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Never pay unrealized capital gains
#nevent1q…y38y

2025-05-08 15:55:24 UTC

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I want nostr to play the 'you've got mail' sound clip every time I get a reaction
#nevent1q…hnu6

2025-05-08 15:39:02 UTC

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But... I dumped my entire oversized 25,000 dollar fake check into this because that's what they said 😭

2025-05-08 15:26:34 UTC

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No time for friends I have a tournament to win

2025-05-08 15:19:51 UTC

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1 Lambo sent, thank me later

2025-05-08 15:12:03 UTC

I swear I'm not a federal agent living in a secret 21 trillion dollar underground sea colony (think Sealab) connected by Elon Musk transportation tubes hired to take up a daily slot on the trending posts feed

2025-05-08 15:08:46 UTC

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Why would I joke about something as serious as this

2025-05-08 14:52:32 UTC

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Great article, little known fact about Shooter, he's not just great at golf, he also loves history

2025-05-08 13:36:20 UTC

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2025-05-08 13:35:46 UTC

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Im totally on board with this
But I'm not gay I swear

2025-05-08 13:32:42 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/8622807c6768aa39d52ffc69c187ff8e3fe88b0261d4551e2a6fb0cbe148a6ce.gif