Crazy Train

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2025-03-09 19:15:11 CET

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Can confirm

2025-03-09 18:08:25 CET

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This is so helpful. Thank you! I’ll let you know if it works, but not if it fails. ☘️🍀☘️🍀☘️

2025-03-09 17:37:19 CET

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Last frost was a couple of weeks ago and wildfire season has started. I have plenty of time to plan for next year though! Thanks y’all.

2025-03-09 17:00:24 CET

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So when’s a good season to plant clover seed? I’m supposed to be doing “research”.

2025-03-09 16:44:51 CET

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It is:
https://www.mensjournal.com/pursuits/home-living/benefits-of-clover-lawns

2025-03-09 16:43:01 CET

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I have similar aims. Good ground cover, help pollinators. It helps to hear that it might take a few seasons to grow.

2025-03-09 16:35:45 CET

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Trying that, but we just get brown patches.

2025-03-09 16:30:18 CET

Has anyone tried replacing a grass lawn with clover? Looking for tips.

2025-03-08 23:09:52 CET

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Thank you!

2025-03-08 23:09:15 CET

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It’s usually more smudgy, but not unusual. It might stand out more because of Rubio’s makeup.

2025-03-08 20:10:15 CET

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I saw this in 2022. The Social Security Death Index used to be free to access, now it’s paywalled. So much fuckery.
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2025-03-08 19:53:21 CET

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Exactly. If you wash your hands a lot and don’t snort mouse droppings, it’s hard to get.

2025-03-08 19:49:33 CET

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Agreed on the dress, but that’s an expensive necklace. I’m thinking she chose her best turquoise for protection.

2025-03-08 19:29:51 CET

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2025-03-08 19:26:52 CET

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Hantavirus is definitely a thing in NM. Running errands all day then dropping dead from it is not.

2025-03-08 18:59:28 CET

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This is utter bullshit. The “medical examiner” wears a dress that hasn’t fit her in 5+ years and inappropriate jewelry. She has zero public speaking experience. The hantavirus is fearmongering. “Case closed” but I don’t buy it.
https://youtu.be/LQSMdNlVBrY

2025-03-08 18:51:08 CET

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They should have nuked all of New Mexico, not just the Trinity site.

2025-03-08 18:30:44 CET

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Us wimmens thank you for your sacrifice.

2025-03-08 17:48:10 CET

He dreams of massacring all the birds singing sweetly in the trees.
#Caturday
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2025-03-08 17:34:19 CET

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In lieu of cooking, I’ll put another dent in my car while trying to park.

2025-03-08 17:25:58 CET

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And laundry. And dishes. It’s gonna be a great day!

2025-03-08 17:24:40 CET

Happy International Wimmens Day to all with XX chromosomes.
Time to vacuum…

2025-03-08 16:59:40 CET

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This gave me a stroke.

2025-03-04 04:10:04 CET

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I pictured him with a beard.

2025-03-04 03:08:36 CET

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That’s a deep cut!

2025-03-04 02:53:20 CET

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For all we know he has. It’s just been overshadowed by all the other crazy shit

2025-03-03 01:38:54 CET

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Thank you!
Sadly, I hit the character limit so I couldn’t include (bot)

2025-03-03 00:20:00 CET

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Yup

2025-03-03 00:15:33 CET

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The fact that you’re clueless about the definition of the word “fascism” is very dangerous.
Just kidding. It’s not dangerous at all because you’re a retard and we’re all laughing at you.

2025-03-02 21:36:39 CET

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C and Q are the same!

2025-03-02 21:20:03 CET

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With all due respect, you sound retarded.

2025-03-02 20:27:25 CET

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Don’t block me bro!

2025-03-02 20:06:56 CET

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Surely he can outrun the cooking smells? If not, he needs more animal protein in his diet.

2025-03-02 20:04:05 CET

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I hope they don’t woke it up!

2025-03-02 19:48:25 CET

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My ancient backup iPhone does this. It’s like Off isn’t really Off.

2025-03-02 19:40:45 CET

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I’m waiting for a ton of blocks and pissed off dms!

2025-03-02 19:39:51 CET

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😢 It’s like the machines know.

2025-03-02 18:39:01 CET

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Good luck!

2025-03-02 18:35:55 CET

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Yeah, he wants to be let out to hunt. He can work the doorknob but not the deadbolt. He needs to be more independent!

2025-03-02 17:47:16 CET

I love this guy, but if he doesn’t stop waking me up at 4 am I’m feeding him to the dog.
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2025-03-02 16:23:58 CET

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We dealt with something similar a few years ago. Finally had to replace the washer. My condolences.

2025-03-02 06:36:33 CET

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Cool. I can decouple my anti tax stance from my internalized misogyny. Still hate paying taxes.
@npub108h…p7er

2025-03-02 06:28:29 CET

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Seriously. Why the fuck am I still paying taxes?

2025-03-02 06:26:57 CET

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You’re retarded

2025-03-02 06:11:02 CET

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Fun facts that might surprise you:
New Mexico is an actual state
New Mexico’s capital is Santa Fe
This 80’s-style horseshit from the Santa Fe Sheriff is typically incompetent and corrupt. I mean, look at the font!
New Mexico should have its statehood revoked until it gets its shit together.
State motto: “It may be New, but it’s still Mexico.”
https://youtu.be/WXtsltv6zI8

2025-03-02 00:00:57 CET

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Take care of your own country. You know nothing about US politics.

2025-03-01 23:47:42 CET

This guy enjoying an early Spring after weeks of shitty winter weather. He doesn’t care that it’s #Caturday
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2025-03-01 21:41:29 CET

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Guido.
@npub1wj8…nuek

2025-03-01 21:40:22 CET

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I do the sneezing sometimes with cologne and perfume, but usually I just can’t breathe. Those magazine inserts were the worst.

2025-03-01 21:37:53 CET

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I think in some cases the dog is protecting the victim. Anyone coming at me would have to go through my dog first. He’s small but he has big teeth.

2025-03-01 21:34:18 CET

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Men’s cologne smells like mouthwash to me. Vile.

2025-03-01 21:32:35 CET

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Ugh, I’m so sorry. That’s terrible.
@npub1wj8…nuek @npub13mj…4ndr

2025-03-01 17:46:54 CET

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Just saying that weird shit like this and worse happens all the time in Santa Fe. National news ignores it because it’s just regular folks affected.

2025-03-01 17:43:30 CET

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Lots of “retired” mafia around Santa Fe too.

2025-03-01 17:42:20 CET

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He was long past retirement age for anything, but his wife wasn’t.

2025-03-01 17:28:17 CET

I once saw Gene Hackman at the Santa Fe Borders going through books like a regular dude. Now I’m sad like I lost an uncle.
Also, home invasions and sketchy deaths are too common in the small city of Santa Fe. Too many drugs and ex-CIA assets stinking up the place.

2025-02-25 03:52:46 CET

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😓

2025-02-25 03:50:59 CET

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Macron is such a flirt.

2025-02-24 03:35:11 CET

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King of Pop ™️

2025-02-24 03:34:08 CET

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Eddie is rolling in his grave.

2025-02-24 03:28:34 CET

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Pyromania > Hysteria
And Beat It is more 80s than most of these.

2025-02-24 02:52:17 CET

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But, where can I use CODE BONGINO now?

2025-02-24 01:47:19 CET

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NA.S isn’t blocked hard enough. Psychotic censorious eurotrash still showing up in Explore.

2025-02-24 01:46:01 CET

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I think @npub1kf6…qgry alerted about this one. She’s going around!

2025-02-24 01:41:29 CET

I hate when spammy spy bots slide into my DMs.
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2025-02-23 22:02:14 CET

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I’m completely shocked at that omission!

2025-02-23 21:55:36 CET

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😂

2025-02-23 21:53:47 CET

I’m not on any medications, but I would like to learn how to farm. Some people have all the luck!
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2025-02-23 21:41:35 CET

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Is that CSB?

2025-02-23 19:41:24 CET

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Good point. Sadly, lots of old school punks are still masking at shows. It’s baffling.

2025-02-23 19:40:28 CET

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I loved that site. They prolly took it down because it’s not parody anymore.
@npub13fx…e2xg

2025-02-23 19:39:35 CET

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You’ll have decent weather that Texans know how to drive in!

2025-01-10 04:48:03 CET

I like how Tim Dillon’s charity comes with options.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/802/010/413/836/563/original/48bd9e9b908228b3.jpeg

2024-12-01 18:50:45 CET

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Replace the “food” with crack and meth.

2024-11-27 17:38:39 CET

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Mercury went retrograde on Monday. No computer for three weeks!

2024-11-27 01:42:07 CET

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I’m still steamed that lobster was allegedly the first thanksgiving meal. Turkey sucks.

2024-11-17 20:15:38 CET

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I don’t have a high skill level, but I’d like more control over my wardrobe. Austin Dillard’s never have good stuff at any price.