Jyoti Mishra

I'm the bloke in White Town

"Pleasingly blunt" - @Rycochet

https://about.me/jyotimishra

Don't be a dick. If you're impolite, I'll just block you.

If you're offended by the word 'cunt' - do not follow.

NSFW, follow at your peril, Beril.

#Indian #StraightEdge #Trotskyist #Genderqueer #Polyamorous #Musician #Immigrant #SouthAsianDiaspora #UK #Derby #IndiePop #AlternativeMusic

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2026-07-09 23:08:47 UTC

I was just gonna post a mean thing, born of exasperation.
Then I thought - naahhh, fuck that.
So, instead, please enjoy one of the best things humanity has ever produced, #DavidThorne and his spider-drawing-payment exchange:
https://27bslash6.com/overdue.html

2026-06-16 23:27:51 UTC

Well, that was a fucking ride.
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2026-04-09 20:18:16 UTC

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2026-03-22 22:33:01 UTC

If you never saw it or haven't re-watched it lately, binge #WestworldTVSeries. Apart from being great telly, it's horribly prophetic re-AI, warfare, social media.
Most disturbingly, it feels like the AI billionaire overlords, Thiel, Altman et al, are using it as blueprint and not as a warning.

2026-02-26 22:23:41 UTC

This tale is 4,100 words of sexless disappointment that the T-Rex you thought was cool is actually an authoritarian bootlicker.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/not-pounded-by-t-151721004
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2025-10-05 20:39:45 UTC

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2025-07-21 15:28:42 UTC

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I wrote it to remind myself. I am exceedingly mental so I have to be sure to take care of my brain because, really, no-one else can. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's so easy for me to get swept up, to imagine I'm making people sad by not replying immediately with a 1000 word essay, refs attached.
Nope.
Personal health *must* come first.

2025-07-20 20:08:00 UTC

Just a reminder:
You don't owe *anyone* the time and energy it takes you to type a reply.
You are not a free encylopaedia.
You have limited time and energy, don't waste it on sealions, trolls and other associated fuckwits.
Block freely, throw out blocks like confetti at a wedding. Engage with good faith arguments but even then, only if you feel like it.
Don't let social media drain you, burn you out.

2025-06-01 18:19:08 UTC

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2025-05-25 19:00:50 UTC

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2025-05-11 21:40:16 UTC

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2025-03-21 12:21:27 UTC

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@nprofile…srrn
Let me introduce you to my stupider post:
https://mas.to/@Jyoti/114200299241430461

2025-03-21 11:20:44 UTC

IF we had a Labour government, I'd lobby them for a new generation of BBC computer which every kid could have access to so coding could be as everyday as it was when I was a kid at an average comp and there were PETs and Beebs all over the shop.
And, yes, of course that would come after free school dinners, proper library funding and the abolition of student fees.
But it would get done.

2025-03-09 20:56:20 UTC

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SO MANY people have responded to this post with their horrific experiences at the hands of PE / Sports teachers.
Thank you all for sharing some very intense personal stuff. It's not easy, I know.
I hope things have improved for all the baby nerds and geeks currently at school. I really do.

2025-03-08 15:22:32 UTC

At every school I went to, I was the fattest kid.
Imagine my chortling when I hear transphobes claim that sport is about fairness.
SPORT? PE? You mean the ritual humiliation of the fat and different? The celebration of spurious GENETIC ADVANTAGE?
Get to fuck you utter twats.

2025-03-06 12:11:29 UTC

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2025-02-14 20:07:55 UTC

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2025-02-14 20:02:49 UTC

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2024-08-04 23:22:22 UTC

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2024-05-25 13:20:25 UTC

Here's my music:
https://songwhip.com/white-town
I love that I can bung you one link which then has every service my music is on, plus other stuff.
Well, sadly, #Songwhip is shutting down.
So, lil tooters, what is the best alternative to Songwhip? I've just gone through a couple of 'BEST ALTERNATIVE' lists and they were obviously generated by drunk AIs. In a coal scuttle. With low batteries. Just awful.
I'm hoping you ugly bags of mostly water can do better?
#MusicLinks #Links #Umm...

2023-08-26 11:26:08 UTC

Fucking hell! I just got a follow from THE Randy Resnick @npub1q9x…66sh
My mind is blown!
:ablobmeltsoblove:

2023-08-25 23:06:09 UTC

In the new Dune trailer, there's a bit where Rebecca Ferguson says, "Paul Atreides is still alive" but it sounds like she says:
"All the tradies are still alive!"
I need to stop watching #Aussie comedians on TikTok.

2023-08-25 22:49:33 UTC

uhhh
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2023-08-25 22:19:49 UTC

Beautiful.
"Part of the dream of queer is that it potentially has no opposite. Straight is the opposite of gay. Queer is a rejection of both. .... If queer laid my foundations, a trans analysis rearranged the structures and gave me the space to breathe again. Transgender: to bend, mend, extend, and transcend." ~ mattilda bernstein sycamore, the freezer door
https://www.tumblr.com/thesoundofswedishmelancholy/726658777483558912?source=share
#Queer #QueerStudies #Transgender

2023-08-25 20:33:09 UTC

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@npub1e2f…9f26
THANK YOU for sharing this!
:ablobblewobble:

2023-08-25 19:34:35 UTC

Trump makes Mussolini look like a grounded, humble intellectual powerhouse.
BoJo did the comedy version of Trump over here for a bit and now he's handed on the baton to Sunak who's doing a sterling job of evading corruption charges every other bloody week.

2023-08-24 22:37:55 UTC

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@npub18r5…lx79
:ablobmeltsoblove:

2023-08-23 14:59:39 UTC

Watching #DeepImpact and who should pop up but #JasonDohring as a pubescent proto-fratboy.
As soon as I saw that grin, I was giggling. He has a resting teddy-bear face.
Also completely forgot a young #LeeleeSobieski was in it, next to a very tadpoley #ElijahWood

2023-08-21 00:02:50 UTC

Watching The Dark Night Rises and, fuck me, it's KEEEEEELEYYYY!
*squeals*
#TedLasso #KeeleyJones #Jen #JunoTemple

2023-08-20 17:00:57 UTC

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@npub1pgn…kr4r
How about:
"Assuming your question is in good faith..."
for the polite version
and
"If you're not fucking with me..."
For the normal one?

2023-08-19 19:24:00 UTC

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@npub1urt…lqsy
They caught lightning in a bottle with Columbo. There's very little other telly from that long ago that's still so eminently watchable.

2023-08-19 18:56:44 UTC

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@npub1urt…lqsy
This is amazing news! THANK YOU, Ned! :ablobblewobble:

2023-08-19 13:58:31 UTC

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@npub18kx…mgsd
I am 57.
Anyone under 40 (barring aristos) has had a tougher time of it than I had growing up.
Whether it's Blair introducing Uni fees or 9/11 and the horrendous wars that spawned or the ever-present way we've fucked the planet, things have been tougher for you than they were for my generation.
Honestly, if you're a kid out there, fucking well done if you can simply hold your shit together day to day. I dunno if I could.

2023-08-19 12:57:43 UTC

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@npub18r5…lx79
Here's another fave version:
https://youtu.be/uD786xQUjPQ?si=wisyBy6atHfQYLqo
Sorry, I've been a bit Irving Berlin obsessive lately. Every song I write, I hold up to him and think, 'Will people still know this song 100 years from now? Does it connect?'
And the answer is, of course, no, because I'm no #IrvingBerlin. *sigh*
Damn him.
https://youtu.be/kEc16BjfrvI?si=xQKDrBp5sRnTKwIO

2023-08-19 12:54:08 UTC

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@npub18r5…lx79
You have an amazing voice! I know you haven't got the time but I would buy an album of you doing classic 1930s/40s covers, like Nilsson did.
His version of this song haunts me:
https://youtu.be/O4UoZn6B49A?si=8Un4OKDKRehRhQAI
I think he captures Irving Berlin's sadness perfectly.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%27ll_I_Do
😢

2023-08-19 00:09:26 UTC

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@npub1ukk…n6m5
Oh, I have and *extensive* and byzantine blocklist, don't worry.
:ablobcool:

2023-08-19 00:07:13 UTC

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@npub18r5…lx79
SOO GOODD
arghhh
You make me sooo envious of your voice, dammit!

2023-08-18 23:43:19 UTC

If you're a Cryptobro, please, PLEASE un-follow me.
Same goes for "ancaps" and US-type "libertarians."
While I'm here, Covid-deniers, anti-vaxxers, Flat Earthers, moon-landing-deniers, MAGAs and the whole sticking Axis Of Idiocy - get to fuck.
You make Tories seem reasonable, fucking hell.

2023-08-18 15:34:55 UTC

I wasn't on Mast when this came out soooo gonna say - WATCH THIS NOW if you've ever read pulp SF, ever played a video game or just love stories about stories:
https://tv.apple.com/us/episode/backstory/umc.cmc.1q75k0pt9ph5gno1gtjaevfd1
#MythicQuest #Backstory
It's a standalone episode so you don't need to watch the rest of the series.
It's one of the best bits of telly ever made. EVER.
I'd watch it again today but I'm not sure I want to weep that much tonight.
Not a grief weep, a weep for SCIENCE FICTION and a little lost robot and...

2023-08-18 09:00:00 UTC

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@npub1dnw…k9uk @npub1405…fe88
THANK YOU! :ablobcatrainbow:

2023-08-17 18:00:59 UTC

https://boingboing.net/2023/08/17/major-brands-pull-ads-after-they-appear-next-to-pro-nazi-content-on-twitter.html
How X/Twitter continues to promote fascism.

2023-08-17 15:02:24 UTC

https://youtu.be/6Kbh-Nkul18
lovely sesh by @npub13cp…90ty
#Neurofunk #DrumNBass

2023-08-15 23:09:58 UTC

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@npub126f…f7ef @npub1kd6…w72f
I'm hoping that de-centralisation will enable many, many people who feel squished like I do, othered and sidelined to finally find a home.
That's the dream!

2023-08-15 13:48:42 UTC

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@npub1q6s…uw78
That's my motto for life!

2023-08-14 23:45:16 UTC

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@npub10y2…9tyn
fuck me
We're finally here.
#MaxHeadroom #Blipvert #Enshittification #Shitvertising
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2023-08-14 23:38:17 UTC

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@npub15yw…htxl
Learn how I made myself a fortune with nothing more than an apartheid jewel inheritance and raging Dunning-Kruger syndrome.
How do you turn a profit? DON'T PAY YOUR RENT / TAXES!
IF I CAN DO IT, ANYONE CAN!

2023-08-14 23:31:57 UTC

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@npub10y2…9tyn
Fuck me - you're kidding? Aren't you??

2023-08-14 22:52:30 UTC

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@npub16mz…uzxf
Lubly kitties! :ablobmeltsoblove:

2023-08-14 22:50:25 UTC

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@npub1hlq…dcz7
I could be wrong but it feels to me like the late '70s, when punk arrived and then, more importantly for me, all the post-punk '80s indie labels.
That gave us #Mute, #TwoTone, #Stiff, #TouchAndGo, #K, #Postcard, #CherryRed, #Creation, #SarahRecords, #SubwayRecords, #BlastFirst and all the others. It was great until they folded / were bought by majors.
I feel like the #Fediverse might be that again but for where we are now.
Something that cannot be bought, cannot be centralised.

2023-08-14 22:42:13 UTC

Amazon: Get Prime and watch GREAT TV when you want, no ads!
Me: Cool. How about this film?
Amazon: Naah, that's 13 quid!
Me: Ummm... I thought I'd already paid for it but.. okay, how about this one?
Amazon: Good choice, that's FREE... with ads.
Me: Hold on...
Amazon: CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW GOOD A DEAL WE'RE GIVING YOU?
#Streaming #Netflix #AmazonPrime #Disney+ #Paramount+ #AndFortyOtherFuckingChannels

2023-08-14 22:35:25 UTC

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@npub15yw…htxl
My fave is when Musk "invented" public transport but made it *single cars in a tunnel.*
And people still think he's a genius. jfc.

2023-08-14 22:27:31 UTC

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@npub17ge…hgsu
THANK YOU!
I shall check them out, Andy!
:ablobblewobble:

2023-08-14 22:08:21 UTC

MY FELLOW FEDIVERSE GEEKS - PLEASE HELP!
I wish to abandon YouTube because they are absolute fucking dickheads. I currently have 28K subscribers for 141 vids.
My current YT channel is a mix of my original music videos, gear reviews and other bits and bobs.
Which Peertube server would you recommend me to join?
#Peertube #YouTube #Fediverse

2023-08-14 22:02:24 UTC

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@npub13dv…ake9
When I saw the sales I'd generated for EMI internationally in 1997 and then what my cut of that was...
... if I hadn't been a revolutionary communist before, I would have converted then, on the fucking spot.

2023-08-14 21:40:58 UTC

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@npub1dxv…0mgw @npub19dp…zwzj
Ahhh, cheers, ears!

2023-08-14 21:40:43 UTC

More and more, I want to be exclusively on decentralised places online, whether that's the Fediverse or similar.
I am fucking done with the way musicians and other creators are held ransom by the robber barons of the tech world.
Their "disruption" always seems to make them billionaires and leave the actual creators scrabbling for pennies in the dust.

2023-08-14 21:26:57 UTC

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@npub19dp…zwzj @npub1dxv…0mgw
Is that Captain Pikant? I may be getting muddled here as I watch both of them. 🙂

2023-08-14 21:16:01 UTC

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@npub1yac…vv4x
Wel...
I'm always going to be on the side of the worker and not their exploiter.
Saying, 'he should have known better' is victim blaming *and* lets YT off the hook to be as bad as they want.
Without creators, what exactly would YouTube consist of? A bunch of empty servers.
I repeat: fuck YouTube, fuck Google and fuck *every* thief of our labour, whatever that labour might be.

2023-08-14 14:52:08 UTC

Now is the time you need this proto-twee bop:
https://youtu.be/gvNhjWZTi_E
#YoungMarbleGiants #IncludeMeOut #PostPunk #Twee

2023-08-14 14:51:17 UTC

I love #VenusTheory and he always does good stuff, whether it's his reviews or sound design for synths.
This latest vid of his is heartbreaking though he presents it as comedy. I don't think I'd be that sanguine.
https://youtu.be/jxTxl4rD66A
The sooner we can de-centralise everything, the better.
Fuck YouTube for making serfs out of all of us.

2023-08-13 14:50:33 UTC

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@npub1e2f…9f26
I love this idea but replace 'rambling' with 'reclining in my bed with some maltesers' and we're a go!

2023-08-12 19:35:48 UTC

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@npub1e2f…9f26
Thank you! It's mostly just me rambling on. :-P

2023-08-11 22:08:59 UTC

Hallo! I'm live now on Twitch doing #MusicProduction stuff, come and gimme a TOOT!
http://www.twitch.tv/bzangy
#ElectronicMusic #DAWs #Synthesizers #DrumMachines #Sampling

2023-08-11 00:42:22 UTC

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2023-08-11 00:23:53 UTC

#art
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2023-08-10 13:47:14 UTC

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@npub1c9n…5q09
This sounds like a comfy onesie and cuppa day to me? :-)

2023-08-06 22:58:41 UTC

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2023-08-06 20:49:39 UTC

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@npub14yy…mhwx
Please, DO rant away.
We need more ranters, more people calling for inclusivity and openness cos it's sorely missing everywhere at the moment.
I honestly believe that if every human had the time and the help to make music every day, their lives would be enriched immeasurably.
Music is the bestest.
(then, food!)

2023-08-06 20:47:26 UTC

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@npub1s2t…yvv0
Ohhh, I love this supercut, THANK YOU!!

2023-08-06 14:47:55 UTC

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@npub1ut0…wu3d
No worries!

2023-08-06 14:47:20 UTC

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@npub174t…cfav @npub19dp…zwzj
Or maybe, just maybe...
.. YOU'LL BE JOINING THEM ON BANJOLELE ?
they may shift your perception of music permanently hahah
:ablobcool:

2023-08-06 14:46:09 UTC

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@npub1ut0…wu3d
Clarksons are anyone who displays Jeremy Clarkson-type tendencies of extreme smug racism / other right-wing nonsense. AKA gammons or MAGAs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealioning
Hope that helps!

2023-08-06 14:43:24 UTC

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@npub1848…zfgl
THANK YOU for the link but I don't follow / boost / post anything from The Guardian because of their collusion in the Corbyn witch-hunt.

2023-08-06 14:41:51 UTC

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@npub1s2t…yvv0
ahh, I absolutely LOVED the Aristocats when I was lil kid.
We had a sticker book for it and you could collect/buy those crazy 3D stickers, the ones with the bumpy fronts?
Disney did quite a few of those and I loved them all.
You have *excellent* taste!
:ablobblewobble:

2023-08-06 14:38:58 UTC

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@npub19dp…zwzj
AHA! No, I get you completely - they'll make out like their system is the best / most logical and if you can't make sense of it, that's *your* fault.
I've encountered this temperament many times, sadly.

2023-08-06 13:59:20 UTC

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@npub14yy…mhwx
It's fucking bullshit, innit?
The most awful thing is that the loudest voices in those circles are often the least productive musically, so they're not even speaking from experience.
Whereas, most actual working musicians I know are the most evangelical, the most inclusive people!
Music is the BEST thing ever - why would anyone want to gatekeep it??

2023-08-06 13:47:13 UTC

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@npub174t…cfav @npub19dp…zwzj
Y'see, in my experiences, most audiences don't even notice / care about missed beats or notes *as long as the whole band is happy and smiling* and the vibe is good.
And then there's the essential rule of live music: hit a wrong note? Play it three more times and everyone will think you did it on purpose and you will be a jazz legend.
Because, really, there are no wrong notes / beats. I say this as a non-ironic Shaggs fan.

2023-08-06 13:38:39 UTC

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@npub19dp…zwzj
I dread to think how many times I'm in this...

2023-08-06 13:35:53 UTC

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@npub1s2t…yvv0
Soo, using my hooge Sherlock-brain (google), I just worked out that when I first heard of Pia Zadora, I would have been 14/15 and she would have been 26/27.
I was most definitely seduced by the charms of The Older Woman. She would teach me the ways of LOVE, also possibly French poetry and how to DANCE THE TANGO IN THE PULSATING ETRUSCAN MOONLIGHT.
I wish I could say I'm less foolishly romantic now. But that would be a lie.

2023-08-06 13:22:20 UTC

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@npub1qy2…lsht
Oh, thank you!
Here's a link page for everything I've done, everywhere:
https://songwhip.com/white-town
:ablobcatrainbow: :pensive_party_blob: :ablobblewobble: :ablobcool:

2023-08-06 13:16:57 UTC

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@npub19dp…zwzj
The weird thing is I've met many musicians who are technically brilliant but are absolutely *atrocious* at music. Zero feel, can't improvise - they're stiff and... correct. In the worst ways.
I can't think of a way that someone is technically brilliant at tech and yet still awful at it. But I know you'll tell me if there is. :-)

2023-08-06 13:10:46 UTC

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@npub19dp…zwzj
It sounds like there's a book in those decades, no?

2023-08-05 14:24:31 UTC

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@npub19dp…zwzj
If someone's a terrible musician, you just get a bad gig.
But if someone is awful at IT... well... *shudders*

2023-08-05 14:22:33 UTC

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@npub19dp…zwzj
That is really depressing :(

2023-08-05 14:22:05 UTC

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@npub1cne…muve
Soooo fucking true.

2023-08-05 12:27:17 UTC

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@npub1s2t…yvv0
PIA ZADORA
fuck me, I haven't heard that name in decades hahaha
Might as well have Sam Fox in it. :ablobcool:

2023-08-05 12:25:02 UTC

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@npub15st…rlzj
I'll have the Bezos Ears in Aspic, fanks, guv'nor!

2023-08-05 11:58:41 UTC

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@npub19dp…zwzj
I would have hoped in IT that if people were just blowhards that they'd soon get found out. But no? That's very dismaying.

2023-08-05 00:40:08 UTC

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@npub15st…rlzj
I like to think of us both as hapless miscreants in a Harlan Ellison short.
Either that or I'm Burgess Meredith losing his glasses.
I'm Burgess, aren't I?

2023-08-05 00:35:03 UTC

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@npub15st…rlzj
And I'll be like, "David, can you kindly pass that roast haunch of Gates?"
And you'll be like, "Sadly, I cannot, Jyoti, for I am loading up my plate at the *Warren Buffet!*"
And we shall both laugh and growl and then yip into the sky whilst swallowing down their greasy gristle.

2023-08-04 23:46:48 UTC

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@npub19a7…rk6d
It'd be lovely to hear your process for this, if you have time?

2023-08-04 23:39:44 UTC

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@npub1nqg…r35m
All I can say is - when they find the gene for FUCKING BORING WANKER it's gonna have a significant correlation to maleness.
:-P

2023-08-04 23:37:37 UTC

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@npub19dp…zwzj
haha - so you see what I mean? WHAT IS THE POINT?
On all the photography groups, it's the same: men wanking on about lens MTFs and *never ever taking pictures*
Does my nut in.

2023-08-04 23:35:44 UTC

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@npub1s2t…yvv0
awhh, thank youuu!!!
Your link was sadly COPYWRONGED but is this the same film:
https://youtu.be/QvRfoTz04e4
?
I mean... it's highly likely it is hahah but just checking!
:ablobmeltsoblove:

2023-08-04 12:15:20 UTC

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@npub1yp2…dn9p
hehehhe - I needed that, thank you!
That group was like gazing into a new circle of the inferno, lined with blokes complaining that DCOs aren't as "organic" VCOs.

2023-08-04 11:52:31 UTC

I just made the mistake of joining a FB synth group.
Fuck me - at least 80% SYNTH CLARKSONS / sealions. I left it straight away.
One sealion was asking why people use polysynths when organs and pianos are available. Obviously thinks he's hilarious, reeling in unwitting Clarksons, foaming at the mouth at the denigration of JP8s.
I hate men. Is there anything they can't fucking ruin and suck the joy out of?

2023-08-04 11:26:20 UTC

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@npub1xrs…ec7y
Ahhh, thank you! :ablobcool:

2023-08-02 22:19:39 UTC

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@npub1yp2…dn9p @npub1qlw…96uu
yebbut opera is pretty metal, innit?

2023-08-02 16:01:08 UTC

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@npub1y65…kgly @npub123j…a3fq
Awww, FANKS!
:ablobmeltsoblove:

2023-08-02 15:55:43 UTC

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@npub103c…0frg
Umm - I don't really like using General Purpose computers for live music. I would far rather use a bespoke box, like and MPC (which is, of course, Linux wearing a beard, in a box).
BUT if I had to... I'd probably use Ableton Live for live triggering of loops / plug host / mixer. With a nice control surface, that'd be very slick.
I have tried other streamer thingies but I keep coming back to OBS. It has never *once* crashed on me mid-stream, rock solid.