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2026-03-10 17:53:18 UTC

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2026-03-10 17:10:30 UTC

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2026-03-10 17:10:07 UTC

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2026-03-10 16:47:47 UTC

Three days...
Joined
Jan 13, 2024
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2026-03-10 16:41:05 UTC

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2026-03-10 15:09:03 UTC

AI Isn’t Creating the Future… It’s Rebuilding the Middle Ages - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr_5PQDarBA

2026-03-10 15:01:18 UTC

Shots were fired at the U.S. consulate this morning in Toronto Canada.
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2026-03-10 14:55:44 UTC

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2026-03-10 14:27:55 UTC

Meta's "AI" glasses aren't very AI after all - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjntS793e6E

2026-03-10 13:58:22 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
Real life Mario.
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2026-03-10 13:53:08 UTC

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2026-03-10 13:45:02 UTC

A Look At Kuntry Fest No. 2 In Southlake, Texas - June 1970 - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePp_aiAIGuo

2026-03-10 13:22:52 UTC

Multiple People Unconscious After Nightclub Fight - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WrVIvPXloU
Utter chaos, per usual...

2026-03-10 12:33:01 UTC

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2026-03-10 12:25:31 UTC

They can't go anywhere. I'd keep an eye on my wares in case this is just a ruse to distract dealers.
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2026-03-10 11:59:55 UTC

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@nprofile…l3qy
When Gordie Howe played for the Wings he skated into his corner after the puck with his elbows up, ready to cheap shot someone behind him, checking him.

2026-03-10 05:53:45 UTC

THE MASKED MEN-Tommaso cioni and Dominic Evans?|Nancy Guthrie Documentary - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYMjUE1mGxo

2026-03-10 05:09:36 UTC

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@nprofile…9qjf @nprofile…7ypj
The 'Slut Rule.'
It slows down all of Fedi we're federated with to make all those backend link changes.
I borked Fedi for hours using the vanilla option to delete old posts.
Ask Matt.

2026-03-10 05:01:15 UTC

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2026-03-10 04:58:42 UTC

Hmm. He's done this before.
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2026-03-10 04:44:52 UTC

It's called high & tight, ladies. Macklemore style. He's basically Macklemore.
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2026-03-10 04:36:15 UTC

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2026-03-10 02:56:26 UTC

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@nprofile…h2rj
I think her son dropped it.

2026-03-10 02:52:11 UTC

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@nprofile…h2rj
It DOES seem like a lot of damage in the box and little to the exterior.

2026-03-10 02:50:52 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg
Doesn't she know the jeets are there because Google and MS don't have to pay them as much? She's proud of being some indentured scab labor.

2026-03-10 02:44:29 UTC

They're all fucking crazy now.
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2026-03-10 02:42:58 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg
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2026-03-10 02:40:48 UTC

Ostensibly, a woman buys her son a DSLR camera. The delivery driver chucks it on her porch. She claims the thing was broken in the box. The CSR handling her complaint talks over her and denies her replacement claim.
Is this real? No one knows anymore.
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2026-03-10 02:10:21 UTC

Sure, sweaty. Conservative guys want your brand of... whatever that is.
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2026-03-10 02:03:44 UTC

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2026-03-10 02:03:26 UTC

Working women: your babies will be raised by someone who envies you, toxically, and will resent and abuse your children while you're off being amazing at work.
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2026-03-10 01:54:34 UTC

Is this real? IDK.
If so, Elon is back in the dumper.
Tesla will drive you to boot camp.
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2026-03-10 01:46:43 UTC

Disgusting 'Pastor' wants his congregants' tax filings because he ain't gettin' paid.
We are suffering the worst economy since before WW2 and this faggot is the main character.
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2026-03-10 01:40:03 UTC

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Anyone like her on your date is thinking, "I need this free dinner to be over already!"

2026-03-10 01:35:43 UTC

It's a bold strategy, given she's Manilow in drag.
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2026-03-10 01:14:52 UTC

Indians are angry Ghee is locked up due to theft.
Well, well, well, literally NOBODY BUT INDIANS BUYS IT.
It's wild, the proof is right there: Jeets fucked themselves over stealing Ghee, but noticing is racist.
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2026-03-09 20:17:40 UTC

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2026-03-09 18:28:16 UTC

https://www.shawncraft.com/products/vintage-cat-bite-t-shirt
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2026-03-09 18:24:20 UTC

https://www.shawncraft.com/products/minimalist-cat-t-shirt
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2026-03-09 18:03:51 UTC

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2026-03-09 17:52:28 UTC

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@nprofile…fttt
Even by his own contention that 'all' he did was say, "Get out my way" he's so thickskulled he doesn't know that polite society doesn't say shit like that.

2026-03-09 17:47:58 UTC

YNers today ALL think it's completely normal to be imperious, sullen, angry, impatient, cavalier, threatening, violent and inconsiderate.
There is no fixing their attitude.
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2026-03-09 17:34:46 UTC

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2026-03-09 17:00:48 UTC

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2026-03-09 16:59:50 UTC

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2026-03-09 16:57:45 UTC

Could he look MORE like the head church pedophile if he tried?
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2026-03-09 16:56:15 UTC

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2026-03-09 16:55:25 UTC

So she set up her phone to record her major crisis... OK. Humanity is DOOMED.
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2026-03-09 16:53:31 UTC

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2026-03-09 16:52:10 UTC

Yeah that didn't happen. At all.
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2026-03-09 16:06:33 UTC

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2026-03-09 11:23:41 UTC

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2026-03-09 10:59:57 UTC

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2026-03-09 10:41:43 UTC

Shanghai
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2026-03-09 10:23:05 UTC

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2026-03-09 10:00:55 UTC

#NALC
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2026-03-09 09:56:47 UTC

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2026-03-09 08:46:15 UTC

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2026-03-09 08:39:13 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx
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2026-03-09 08:01:11 UTC

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2026-03-09 07:54:11 UTC

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2026-03-09 07:53:54 UTC

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2026-03-09 07:47:34 UTC

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2026-03-09 01:10:21 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg
I think druglords control a lot of the cool kids media properties now. At least through investments. The smart ones buy real estate to park and launder capital. The dumb ones fancy themselves media mogul types.

2026-03-09 00:59:56 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg
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2026-03-09 00:54:48 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj @nprofile…c965
Lady Jay is right tho.
This is me after just ONE AI:
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2026-03-09 00:29:23 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj @nprofile…c965
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2026-03-09 00:09:21 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
Being you're from WI, I'd have rooted for a kindred French culture in MTL.

2026-03-08 23:59:05 UTC

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@nprofile…83vp
@nprofile…zm7x is a kindred spirit. He also doesn't like the expansion south.

2026-03-08 23:46:52 UTC

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@nprofile…83vp
I was watching highlights from the MTL at ANA game this week. HALF the crowd were Habs fans.

2026-03-08 23:41:11 UTC

Last year's Stanley Cup Champions, the Florida Panthers, won't make the playoffs this year, barring some miracle.

2026-03-08 23:10:21 UTC

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@nprofile…l3qy
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2026-03-08 22:57:53 UTC

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@nprofile…l3qy
He's gonna miss you.

2026-03-08 22:45:12 UTC

This would NEVER have happened in my youth. No one would EVER disrespect someone like this. This is new and deliberate and approaching ubiquity.
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2026-03-08 22:40:51 UTC

Some Muslim ANTIFA-type tried to bomb a rally of white guys.
Mamdani's statement dwells on the expected victims as 'white supremacists.'
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2026-03-08 21:56:48 UTC

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@nprofile…4p2j
See, you can't enjoy it if it's not yours.

2026-03-08 21:55:21 UTC

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@nprofile…4p2j
Some sort of gastronomic IED.
"The polonium is in place."

2026-03-08 21:53:37 UTC

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@nprofile…4p2j
It would taste so awful, stolen.

2026-03-08 20:49:54 UTC

Someone in my building ordered Burger King and had it delivered. It would seem the delivery driver just left it inside the front door in the lobby instead of taking it to their apartment.
Thing is it's been sitting there since last night.

2026-03-08 20:29:49 UTC

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2026-03-08 18:11:16 UTC

Cheap cheddar melted over macaroni...
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2026-03-08 18:08:45 UTC

They just finished paving the road and the townsfolk started stealing it for their own homes.
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2026-03-08 14:28:57 UTC

The Most GARBAGE Roster Ever Assembled - YouTube
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2026-03-08 14:12:00 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s
Skate to stick.

2026-03-08 14:07:12 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9
It was just magicians and Bono. Nothing to see here.

2026-03-08 12:21:46 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
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2026-03-08 12:11:11 UTC

I bet wedding band players have some stories... what a gig. Play it straight. Don't offend my Grandmother.
https://youtu.be/Hf20ZzMRs-I

2026-03-08 11:26:08 UTC

I was ten years his junior, but the era you exist and grow in defines you.
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2026-03-08 11:21:56 UTC

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@nprofile…07t3
it really is a matter of perspective, I suppose.

2026-03-08 11:14:50 UTC

If this description doesn't deserve a follow, nothing does...
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