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2026-05-09 14:52:13 UTC

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Not trolling at all. Do the test cases demonstrate that they can actually be used? As you well know ASAN does not always demonstrate actual compromise. Perhaps you are gaslighting us, whatever. Hunch confirmed.

2026-05-09 14:01:49 UTC

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tldr; Not where are the bugs. Where are the PoC. Poc||GTFO. I hunch if there was a single interesting bug that we would never hear the end of it. Not that I think after CopyFail etc that anyone can doubt that AI tools can be used to x10 real security researchers. It is imho harmful and counterproductive to flood the zone low quality bugs that 'might' be interesting just to do AI techbros marketing shit for them. We have long endured overblown, unscrupulous claims. 423 -> 12 -> 0?

2026-05-02 11:40:41 UTC

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Social media format aside it is correct. Realistically we will not achieve anything like AGI within the next hundred years. Anyone saying LLMs are even remotely close to or will ever give rise to AGI are either charlatans or fundamentally misunderstand how LLMs work i.e. I assume anyone who posits the contrary either does not understand the mathematics or to be selling something. LLMs are a marvellous invention and I think uncomplicated and really very accessible for most to 'grok' 😏

2026-04-16 11:39:39 UTC

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The problem is that we have two fundamentally irreconcilable requirements.
1. Privacy
2. Security
Pick one.

2026-04-14 11:28:13 UTC

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That is ok I guess but I would say that it is merely window-dressing and does not fully solve the issue. If you are in a crash you might not be able to exit quickly for other reasons.

2026-04-14 10:48:49 UTC

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BTW We've all heard of Teslas burning their occupants alive (among other things) but little is heard about BYD. Presumably they face the same challenges but have the CCP to suppress information for them in our universities and press? Or maybe we just love bashing #SpaceKaren more idk.
I am not anti-EV btw I think #fossilfuels should be banned immediately but look how fast this goes up. There should be an airbag like device full of flame retardent wrapping these batteries! #EVSafety
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2026-04-13 08:59:07 UTC

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STARMER: Open the Fucking Strait, you crazy bastard!
##OperationEpicFail

2026-04-12 17:32:41 UTC

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isn't there a whole week of countings to get through first?

2026-04-12 15:30:12 UTC

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Not for ages next Saturday

2026-04-07 17:36:01 UTC

How do you spend £80 on cheese and crackers? #kids
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2026-04-07 16:35:03 UTC

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Insane thinking that the presence of civilians would even cost the nazi regime a thought. This is not martyrdom any more than throwing yourself off a roof is.

2026-04-03 12:28:31 UTC

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2026-03-31 19:05:21 UTC

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Q. Why do Ernie and Big Bird have five fingers on each hand?
A. So they can still do this to MAGA 🖕🖕

2026-03-23 13:31:24 UTC

#TACO Trump has yet another humiliating reversal in #OperationEpicFail
Trump: open the straits or we commit war crimes in 48 hours from right now!!
Tehran: Go fuck yourself!
Trump: After good and productive conversations with Tehran we have decided not to bomb their nuke plants today.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/23/trump-postpones-military-strikes-on-iranian-power-plants 😂
What I want to know is who he thinks he is talking to in Tehran...
Trump: Hello is that the Ayat-toller?
Tehran: ranandah? hark car?
Trump: plz dont kill the internets

2026-03-20 10:07:10 UTC

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Why should European countries risk their necks to bail out the former superpower currently lifting sanctions on Russia all the while they are attack us?
Why buy apparently useless patriots (I say this as someone whose aunt worked at Patriot in Ohio)?
The US will extend the Ukraine war by lifting sanctions, is that the point?
Maybe Europe doesn't buy ANY American weapons for Ukraine or ever, and uses our nukes instead. Maybe Mar-A-LAgo is first.
#Traitors

2026-03-15 17:14:51 UTC

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"Did you see the IRGC Lego movie?" are not words I ever thought I would find myself typing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo7e2OjyEBo

2026-03-10 16:40:01 UTC

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wonder could we gofundme one of the, at least, five series/movies they still owe us. The Churn, The Vital Abyss. A Laconia Trilogy... Strange Dogs...

2026-03-10 14:32:12 UTC

RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116205075329513597
...in which Amazon tell us that outages were caused by unreviewed AI code...
oh yeah somebody said something about there being no doubt about productivity gains because 'they see them everyday'?
Well ok I'll accept your still anecdotal evidence but I would like to debit hours from those x1 engineers productivity gains and raise a credit for hours lost by every person affected by these outages. #AI
#note1nlx…hx39

2026-03-07 16:43:14 UTC

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Telling on yourself finally. Russia genocide good. Israel genocide bad. Now who is the genocide denier. LMAO complete 🤡 Thank you for the laughs though

2026-03-07 16:22:16 UTC

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Shame if it wasn't a throwaway account we would be able to see all the times they decried the Iranian shaheds murdering Ukrainian children

2026-03-07 15:39:48 UTC

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Not enough credit being given to the precision targeting nature of all theses by now hundreds of strikes btw, I am sure if Bibi had his little way he would reduce Tehran to a Gaza moonscape.

2026-03-06 13:34:17 UTC

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people have even in the past tried to game this.

2026-03-06 13:33:08 UTC

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it's google not you or your machine.

2026-02-27 16:12:53 UTC

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The risk is political. Vance may say he doesn't want a protracted war but when have you heard politicians say that before?
War doesn't give a fuck about your feelings JD.
Forever wars. And in any election year too. It better be good.
Even if you bomb them back to the stone age but it helps preserves their regime, you have still lost.
What is the best case scenario for the MAGA regime? It's very close to no win.

2026-02-27 16:07:56 UTC

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It is difficult to judge with this clown car regime, common sense being in very short supply. My view is that it is sabre-rattling and brinkmanship bluster trying to get some face-saving concession from Iran for TACO. MAGA have everything to lose and nothing to gain. China have transferred significant assets to the region increasing the risk. If you lose some B1s and give them photo ops of goatfuckers beating wreckage with shoes you've lost!
Probably not going to happen. /1

2026-02-10 14:27:14 UTC

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..develop them. It is to try rebuild these old ghost villages but you have to live there. Ideal for you maybe. I love Italy, have Italian relatives, used to go to Venice every other August, but I don't want to live there. I don't want to die in a damp English ruin either.

2026-02-10 14:21:01 UTC

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We had an apartment in Barcelona and a place in Pamplona. I have to say Spain is becoming very difficult. In Pamplona there were local planning bullshit, I mean you really don't want the hassle, it was nothing short of blackmail/mayoral corruption. In Barca the law changed about leaving it empty, we wanted to be able to go whenever we liked. Even visiting Spain recently has been quite hostile. In Italy there is a scheme where you can get these old places for almost free as long as you /1

2026-02-10 14:15:03 UTC

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oh yes I was suggesting Bulgaria

2026-02-10 14:11:43 UTC

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I am sorry you are having a difficult time. I don't know what it would feel like not to have something permanent. I have people who from time to time let me know about various boltholes and I was quite astonished to learn that I could buy rural cottages in Bulgaria for ~€50k, and quite nice beach studios for not that much more. It's still in the EU, has very favorable PITR 10% (check for Dutch double indemnity) if you overstay your 180 days so you could own for less than the cost of a VW.

2026-01-19 13:35:04 UTC

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It was a recce mission which they completed - you don't think twelve people was a holding force do you? 😂

2026-01-16 20:11:36 UTC

I pushed to prod today. How about that?

2026-01-15 11:46:13 UTC

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nah 'wolf' - there is absolutely no care

2026-01-07 13:02:39 UTC

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Perhaps only devs understand this; your depressed coder story is dubious. See LLMs do not write good code. They often come up with the most dumbass implementations. They are really good at generating a tons of perfectly fine boilerplate and a lot of time that is what you want but usually you have to code, or reprompt them forever until they somehow come up with the right answer and the number of times that they will never is non-zero. Even a vibe coder would know that coding... /1

2025-10-27 11:09:01 UTC

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no I mean finding glitches is like levelling up your skills, you can use this 'one weird trick' to beat some level faster... quirks and glitches are super retro because back in the day games had unintended side effects that were required to find first in order to play better

2025-10-27 11:04:16 UTC

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imo weird behaviors that you find is the juice of games, levelling up skills.

2025-10-12 13:05:36 UTC

I see #Firefox no longer offers PWA on 'Desktop' versions. What will Mozilla be when nobody uses their web browser anymore? Aren't they just being kept on life support by Google to avoid anti-trust problems. Do web developers spend time testing for Firefox? Sad really. On derisory numbers now.
They broke MSIE browser monopoly, promoted mostly by Google, and then ironically got captured and killed, by Google.
I can't see any other upstart gaining traction to break the Chrome monopoly either.

2025-09-29 12:41:25 UTC

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I am putting myself in the position of my company when I have been asked to deploy in what seems an obvious contravention of Constitution. JAG says its ok, General says its ok. Do I refuse when we are not talking about an immediate violation of Geneva or some other law like that? I hear people on here saying its ok to abuse NG private first class nobody weekend warrior as if they had a real choice and that doing so will somehow trickle up the COC.

2025-09-29 12:35:04 UTC

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The problem for US military personnel is that what is illegal is not always black and white. You can refuse orders which present immediately as illegal - e.g. 'shoot that kid'. However the process is to consult your JAG officer. Your JAG could be Ron de Santis and he's telling you that it is ok to put that hose down that guys neck. If your orders are to patrol Portland and the JAG says well SCOTUS says it's ok? Furthermore, German laws in 40s were changed to make it not illegal.

2025-09-23 13:46:07 UTC

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Wartime Gestapo reports, railway statistics and modern historians all show that punctuality collapsed under the Nazis. Same story in Italy which benefited from pre-fascist modernisation but suffered when thousands were dismissed for 'disloyalty'. It wasn’t that the trains were on time; it was that nobody dared report them late. The only reason to vote MAGA is if you secretly love libs so much you want to force them into a joint suicide pact because you can't be them.

2025-09-23 03:26:35 UTC

Homan is a terrible liar. Classic tics, evasive.

2025-09-19 21:26:08 UTC

😂
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/233/071/436/347/487/original/0d933e6eea634afd.mp4

2025-08-30 12:10:52 UTC

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2025-08-24 15:20:02 UTC

I like it but would prefer if it didn't sound like someone asking the time, maybe some new synonym for watt-hours how about 'fucks' - "I would do that but it would cost me 20 fucks"

2025-08-23 22:57:00 UTC

#Openai developers must be in hell. GPT5 is an unmitigated disaster. They have updated the yet site again. The (newly renamed) 'Instant' model is spewing gibberish. They have apparently been talking about GPT6. lol ok.

2025-06-11 20:29:29 UTC

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🤮 gross - is there a way you can share with other instance owners to ban the domain?

2025-05-29 09:34:08 UTC

When the 'Yuri Ivanov' enters UK waters Royal Navy should impound her, arrest the crew and turn it over to Ukraine.
#RussiaIsAFascistState

2025-05-08 02:02:14 UTC

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some ppl think mstdn.social and mastodon.social are just aliases... or at least a couple of people did about six years ago. idk about lately

2025-05-08 02:00:19 UTC

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you never know it might help disabuse some of your more confused users of the belabored misapprehension that you are a benficiary of some bonzer ESF grant... actually it might make it worse. yeesh..

2025-05-08 01:53:37 UTC

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Thinking of swapping the domains?

2024-12-30 23:04:47 UTC

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I thought she was banned immediately
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2024-12-29 21:40:41 UTC

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Hero. Patriot. Served his country with distinction. Farmer. One of those real Christians. Too decent for his cynical compatriots - was not a felon, didn't rape kids or betray his country, stopped nuclear disasters instead of being one...

2024-12-29 21:34:03 UTC

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Tesonet or do you believe them lol.

2024-12-29 21:31:01 UTC

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then you have to read about how he crawled into a nuclear reactor to stop its meltdown.

2024-12-16 12:41:32 UTC

Another day and another Cybersecurity PhD publishing a ground breaking paper that malware is a thing and it is happening in your area right now clinken der linken. 🙄

2024-12-16 11:28:05 UTC

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That's would be the lede not the headline but ok. I find it hard to understand how it could do that. Like if you paste an article or report into ChatGPT and say headline, lede and exec summary which I have done a lot - it has never come out with wild shit like that.

2024-12-14 12:03:41 UTC

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The *Brown Revolution* begins with "Грязный Дед Вова хочет отжать мою Доту!"
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/651/071/474/983/227/original/07b322cc07e0d709.png

2024-12-12 12:42:52 UTC

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This is so bad that I am considering cancelling the sub entirely. #ChatGPT has become more and more noxious. It just doesn't follow instructions let alone 'custom instructions' at all. The conversations become so long that it just loses its thread completely. You can say quite specifically 'do not do X' and it will just go ahead and do X anyway. Then you tell it again and it doesn't do X but it forgets that you also said not to do Y earlier and does Y. Absolute insanity pills. #OpenAI #ngmi

2024-12-12 12:02:51 UTC

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Apparently they also added some dodgy shit. Even if you say do not use memory - it still uses memory. But you can clear the memory it does not use! So that's nice.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/639/740/353/641/765/original/d2b3cd297833d853.png

2024-12-12 11:35:22 UTC

#ChatGPT was down again yesterday - @npub1vtx…e7wk noticed before me somehow - because afaict they were busy rolling out a new version and obviously it did not go as planned ***yet again*** - a MUCH SLOWER version. They were busy screwing us over with the old bait and switch. This is on top of their recent 'update' which places a use voice mode button directly over where the 'stop that nonsense' button appears.
Hey #OpenAI nobody likes an asshole and the market will payback such blatant assholery.

2024-12-07 14:43:19 UTC

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I was considering ¬ but applying some modifier of handedness or top bottom maybe a lower L or R or something

2024-12-07 14:41:38 UTC

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aargh cannot math notation in mastodon

2024-12-07 14:40:15 UTC

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4¬5
←
4¬5
or abuse group theorists and go 4⊳5 and 4⊲5

2024-12-07 13:25:14 UTC

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Termial and factorial are commutative whereas there is an implied sort-order for tetration (n-fold exponentiation) no?

2024-12-04 16:38:05 UTC

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Then I miss your political point entirely since afaik he was a private individual and we do not know the motive of the assailant.

2024-12-04 16:36:28 UTC

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Every single bank.
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2024-12-04 16:33:18 UTC

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Assassination is not the right word here - 'targeted killing' or just 'murdered'. I'm not trying to be a grammar nazi either.

2024-12-02 11:53:20 UTC

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Maybe earworms are the brain's way of writing back low priority memories that have been retrieved from long term storage into conscious short term cache temporarily while it commited some new memories. If this new theory is correct then getting some sleep might reset or speed up the process. Overflowing the conscious short term cache might also make you forget parts of the low priority memory or even corrupt the other new memory. Did you want to remember how that matching algorithm works?

2024-12-01 22:40:07 UTC

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Sorry I will only accept one video of these kittens rocking to House Of Pain.

2024-11-28 09:48:41 UTC

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Happy Thanksgiving. #Doom

2024-11-24 21:52:25 UTC

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No I don't think it is. US allies have already signalled appointing her will freeze them out of intel sharing.

2024-11-24 04:06:23 UTC

So are any of Trump's cabinet picks *not* pedophiles or rapists?

2024-11-17 23:12:38 UTC

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Not trying to turf-stack-explain anyone but aren't they supposed to go up on the top of the bogface first to dry out before you put them on the cart? Poor ponies are going to be tired dragging that sogging wet mass out of the bog.

2024-11-15 10:51:24 UTC

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If he is as competent as you say then we are all just wrong and have nothing to worry about right?

2024-11-11 22:31:46 UTC

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Are you sure that average yearly income is right - should be three times that surely? Our floor is $20 per hour.

2024-11-09 16:12:03 UTC

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Europe will have to fill the gap but the best way might be to get it over as quickly as possible by kicking the Russians out ourselves by committing boots and air cover. We also have the problem that we can't easily share information with the US anymore.

2024-10-31 02:57:12 UTC

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Nope web client Elk but mastodon web client is the same

2024-10-31 02:56:02 UTC

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Surely it is possible to have meta different to the actual content... I guess it just grabs the first ones?

2024-10-31 02:54:25 UTC

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The media card is still telling on you.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/399/772/714/283/430/original/61e17698c1c1a63d.png

2024-10-31 02:48:55 UTC

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Aw your og card spoil it

2024-10-29 15:46:36 UTC

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LMAO "keep digging that hole dipshit"

2024-10-22 18:21:53 UTC

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He better get used to it. It's either this or pressing NY license plates.

2024-10-21 17:43:47 UTC

I'd forgotten Intuit own Mailchimp or as I like to call them my `monkeyfree malware hosting`

2024-10-21 11:35:38 UTC

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It's interesting though isn't it? That your average joe who knows nothing about AI instinctively gets that this is something that AI would struggle with.

2024-10-20 22:42:16 UTC

I think its cool we have long understood that AI can't get jokes whether it is Data in STTNG or Arnie in Terminator 2.
Not just AI some very smart people too.
#AI

2024-10-18 13:56:29 UTC

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In cybersecurity we say 'depends' and 'never say never' a lot. Nothing is 100% memory safe if you want to deal in absolutes. Zig provides optional bounds checking, better handling of undefined behavior, and safer memory management patterns. However, it still allows manual memory management just like Rust does with `unsafe`. Furthermore memory safety is not the only bug. Rust's hidden behaviors, fugliness and complexity likely leads to equally bad bugs elsewhere.

2024-10-17 20:31:04 UTC

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Devils advocate: zig is much more fun to write in than Rust (is there a fuglier lang than Rust idk), there are guardrails, comptime is its own superpower - bun is gaining traction depends heavily on metaprogramming, memory? sure no lifetimes but you have control if you need it. zig always defers to more explicit - maybe the 'no surprises' policy is good? And development time does matter. And who is going to be maintaining that rust in five years time? Any actual zig devs back me up here?

2024-10-16 10:27:32 UTC

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The world is the only place in the Universe perfectly suited to us.

2024-10-16 09:30:48 UTC

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Companies push the app hard over the website because browser security severely curtails their intrusive behavior. Oftentimes, the app is just the mobile website wrapped in a webview anyway.
The other side of this is Apple completely nerfing PWAs to drive devs into their pishkuns.

2024-10-07 17:27:20 UTC

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I was for playing 'Swan Lake' but for some reason people thought that was excessive??? 😇 🦢🦢🦢🦢

2024-10-05 20:05:43 UTC

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Excuse me but you are talking complete bollox. And the rudeness with which this pig ignorant opinion is offered is deplorable. FYI There are many kinds of bugs that it does not need a large context for. There are also tools now that allow you have an entire project in the context. Nobody is saying it will find all bugs but it does find bugs. It can assist with reviews. It can write tests. It is useful. Nobody who is any good feels threatened by their toolchain.

2024-09-29 01:19:05 UTC

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Indeed. Sadly blood contains very little Vitamin D, one just has to accept 'pale and interesting'.

2024-09-16 11:45:58 UTC

Somebody rickroll me I need to get rid of the 'they are eating the dogs' ear worm

2024-09-16 11:24:44 UTC

Well done business unit leaders embracing the 'AI revolution'.
1. Ask the #AI questions you don't know the answer to.
2. Ask the #AI questions you do know the answer to.
What do you think of the first answers you got now? Do you still want to let go half your staff?

2024-09-08 12:48:54 UTC

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2024-09-08 12:42:56 UTC

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2024-09-08 12:42:40 UTC

Nice DPRK missile secret ammo dump. Be a shame....
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2024-05-30 12:20:49 UTC

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Nobody is doing anything about it. Lots of people are convinced they are but in fact they are making it worse.