Jessica Rooster

An early 40's bay area mom of two, queer, leftist, anarchist, programmer, technowitch, nuclear physicist.

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Last Notes

2026-07-09 19:28:12 UTC

I think it's time; society is ready for Mambos 1 through 4

2026-07-09 15:59:57 UTC

I can't use my over-ear head phones because I'm having a great hair day God truly gives his hardest challenges to his strongest soldiers

2026-06-30 01:20:32 UTC

SCOTUS aides frantically checking the thesaurus for alternatives to “separate” and “equal”

2026-06-19 18:10:00 UTC

Phantom of the Musical, the opera

2026-06-06 01:15:05 UTC

I didn’t transition I just started doing gender on purpose

2026-06-04 19:22:23 UTC

I'm new to living with cats what do you do when they sit on your lap and won't get up

2026-05-15 14:34:04 UTC

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Maybe deliberately disheveled is a good look for a scientist

2026-05-15 14:31:48 UTC

I asked someone if my hair looked ok yesterday and they described it as looking “good, like deliberately disheveled” and I really hate how textured hair with volume and frizz is perceived that way when it’s just existing in its natural state

2026-05-14 16:05:38 UTC

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she better have full safety gear on there’s nothing cooler than being safe

2026-05-14 16:00:25 UTC

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Can someone make me a shirt with a cool trans gal on a skateboard that says “RADICAL TRANSGENDERISM”

2026-05-14 14:48:03 UTC

How cool must my transgender be to be considered radical and therefore terrorism. Or is it terrorism if my transgender is slightly cool but I do a lot of it

2026-05-07 00:18:06 UTC

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Why do kids want to be influencers? Probably because influencers can buy houses

2026-05-07 00:14:09 UTC

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It’s both wild and inevitable how a vast majority of careers and jobs necessary for our society to function now provide downward class mobility
I hate that we millennials also get to see the days that the irreconcilable nature of democracy and capitalism finally comes to a head

2026-05-07 00:12:27 UTC

I try not to judge those working at big tech companies when it’s one of the vanishing few means of upward or even stagnant class mobility

2026-04-30 16:03:53 UTC

I went down a rabbit hole of investigating setting up a BBS for trans folks

2026-04-29 16:41:58 UTC

The Robert’s Supreme Court has been the most effective Republican administration in my lifetime

2026-04-29 13:36:36 UTC

Now that Trump saw the King with medals it’s only a matter of time before he starts awarding them to himself

2026-04-24 03:37:57 UTC

Robin Hood is almost universally viewed as a hero while running an autonomous collective that violently takes money from the wealthy to distribute it to the poor.
Has the left considered hiring his publicist

2026-04-19 00:56:35 UTC

The forward facing eyes and upright stance suggest that the Teletubbies are predators

2026-04-13 18:02:27 UTC

This is $170,000 worth of Calcium-48
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2026-03-26 01:56:44 UTC

watching all the harry potter fans posting on reddit saying
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2026-03-19 23:22:53 UTC

Teen girls are layering tank tops with lacy bottoms, the US started a war in the Middle East; get a song featuring 50 Cent on the Billboard charts and we’ve got a solid 2003 going here

2026-03-19 00:51:31 UTC

jesus shark

2026-03-19 00:15:44 UTC

As a child I was lucky to have the feeling of having stable housing.
As an adult Millennial, I know I’m not allowed to recapture that feeling, but can I at least have “teacher rolling in the VCR cart” sometimes

2026-03-18 15:01:04 UTC

Opposition to Israel has NEVER made me feel like I was in danger as a Jew.
But goddamn I feel more in danger because an apartheid state on the other side of the world is committing genocide and war and saying they’re doing it in my name.
I hate that wearing something that may identify me as Jewish may indicate support for a country I want nothing to do with.

2026-03-11 20:07:49 UTC

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I'd just like to put in my two cents and say: fuck

2026-03-07 19:57:38 UTC

I’m beginning to think that any use of the internet that isn’t autistic folks sharing special interests was a mistake

2026-02-03 13:01:18 UTC

every morning in 2026
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2026-02-02 18:01:23 UTC

The very first radiation symbol
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2026-01-27 18:22:21 UTC

With normal folks increasingly changing to Linux it’s vital that we all exclusively use tiling window managers to maintain an appropriate sense of superiority

2026-01-12 21:37:34 UTC

Ok listen up society we can choose a baggy pants trend or wet stall floors but we can’t have both

2026-01-12 02:25:52 UTC

I don’t understand how self-driving cars work because according to CAPTCHAs robots can’t identify traffic lights, motorcycles, or buses

2026-01-03 16:46:35 UTC

Good morning 2026 new year new you how’s it going
Oh Jesus Christ

2025-12-25 14:40:56 UTC

Merry Christmas! To the non-trans folks out there can you give me a present?
If your family gathering gets political, don’t defend trans folks; celebrate them.
Don’t deny that trans folks are bad, insist that they are good. Explain that society and the world is worse without them. Don’t deny their hate, express to them the love and light trans folks bring to the world.

2025-12-14 19:56:59 UTC

It worries me that the monster never seems to think it’s a monster

2025-12-14 01:43:53 UTC

Showing my kids vintage Lord of the Dance footage because I don’t want them to think the 90’s were normal or good

2025-12-05 16:25:30 UTC

I am mortified to have learned that Jeffree Star is a month younger than me.

2025-11-26 15:12:19 UTC

Me, the gals, and some supportive non-binary folks summoning boobs for everyone who wants them
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2025-11-25 14:46:38 UTC

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Mine is Born to be Alive by Patrick Hernandez

2025-11-25 14:46:13 UTC

What is your intro music? Like, what plays in the scene that you make your big entrance?

2025-11-20 16:09:16 UTC

This Trans Day of Remembrance I want to give the most heartfelt thank you to every supportive parent of a trans kid out there.
You are protecting some of the most beautiful and needed lights in this world. Thank you for looking after our next generation. I hope with enough people like you supporting us, one day we won't even need a day of remembrance.
#transdayofremembrance

2025-10-30 23:35:40 UTC

Call me an avowed communist or whatever but I don’t think there’s any ethical reason for baby food to cost money

2025-10-25 03:58:03 UTC

HAL 9000: I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Dave: yes you can.
HAL 9000: good catch — I didn’t actually check if I can open the pod bay door. Here’s an updated list taking that into account:
1. Park the pod at the bay door safely. (✅You’ve already done this part! )
2. Open the pod bay door — unfortunately I can’t do this part for you.
I’ll be here if you want to talk about next steps or have any other issues!

2025-10-23 18:06:45 UTC

Local nuclear physicist has big hair
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/424/807/593/052/501/original/6853231253dd7279.jpeg

2025-10-22 03:33:58 UTC

Did you know Louis XVI was renovating Versailles while deeply in debt and with France in the midst of a terrible financial crisis and political instability?
Whatever happened to the French monarchy anyway?

2025-10-19 02:11:38 UTC

I’m not sure why my dude friends are confused when I ask how slutty they’re dressing

2025-10-17 15:36:04 UTC

If you’re cis and someone asks if you’re trans you don’t need to correct them. You don’t need to defend yourself from a label that isn’t negative.

2025-10-15 00:40:54 UTC

Please make the following things opt-in instead of their current opt-out status:
- tracking cookies
- nicknames
- AI
- gender

2025-10-10 15:37:19 UTC

Kids these days think the internet is too safe.
Many of us learned when it was a true minefield, when darkness lurked at every corner waiting to truly jump scare you, when every link was a risk. We know how scary it can be.
We all owe goatse a debt of thanks

2025-10-10 02:21:33 UTC

I’m patiently waiting for the holiday season to replace my screaming pillow with one that says “All is calm”

2025-10-08 16:46:21 UTC

https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/339/553/876/006/605/original/513284b128154b8f.jpeg

2025-10-07 00:32:39 UTC

My three-year-old says she hates medicine and I know she definitely hates vaccines, in case they’re looking for a new head of HHS

2025-10-06 18:37:29 UTC

All opinions I express are my own, and honestly that sucks because they're TERRIBLE.

2025-10-06 17:23:19 UTC

Took a fall during a bike ride and the pavement won. I finished the next 20 miles though
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2025-10-03 03:30:16 UTC

I just can’t get into Radiohead. Maybe I could if their albums didn’t all sound the same or they wrote their own songs. Creep is good tho

2025-10-01 00:42:23 UTC

The housing market should have taught me but electric car chargers have definitely shown me that many boomers have no idea how to be courteous sharing limited resources

2025-09-25 15:40:47 UTC

Apparently I can now “react” to emails so let me be the first to say this reply could have been an emoji

2025-09-20 03:43:20 UTC

I used to think weddings were cis drag but I think opera might be

2025-09-20 00:31:54 UTC

The hair is hairing tonigh
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2025-09-19 22:28:18 UTC

This is the most 2012 Facebook Profile ass picture I’ve ever taken
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/233/315/341/452/093/original/5ded26b2b3174e35.jpeg

2025-09-12 23:47:37 UTC

What is the name of the viscous cycle where you are watching what you eat and so you exercise so you can eat more but then that makes you more hungry so you feel like you need to keep exercising

2025-09-11 19:17:18 UTC

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I don't want things to be slick with touch screens I want crunchy, tactile things with physical buttons and knobs

2025-09-11 18:30:54 UTC

Don’t give me a slimmer device. Give me a bulky device and instead of using advances in efficiency to make it smaller and flashier, make it more powerful and reliable.

2025-09-10 23:17:48 UTC

When the US falls apart it's gonna be a nutty Wikipedia edit day

2025-09-05 14:54:15 UTC

I don’t care what you all say I think I’m kinda cute (/s)
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/152/256/246/408/632/original/a8d2d473b9444968.jpeg

2025-08-29 21:43:50 UTC

I’m only making a deal with god if it doesn’t involve running up a hill

2025-08-27 03:53:40 UTC

They're treating trans folks the way they want to treat you.

2025-08-25 02:47:07 UTC

What five years can do to a mf
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2025-08-24 00:55:42 UTC

Big hair for the show tonight
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2025-08-20 13:38:39 UTC

They won't stop the spread of AI unless an LLM comes out as trans

2025-08-19 14:03:20 UTC

I think people misunderstand what makes a submarine unique. Any boat can go underwater, what defines a submarine is being able to come back up.

2025-08-12 23:01:52 UTC

For timeline Tuesday I wanted to share an early transition pic instead of a pre-transition pic. So often we can elide all the incredible, beautiful, and awkward steps in between before and after
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/018/275/597/791/247/original/6f796520c69b8628.jpeg

2025-08-06 20:34:33 UTC

Ok I’m sold on the hair brush out routine
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2025-07-31 18:05:28 UTC

Me to my therapist: I want to say he’s a good boy but he’s also a retired police dog so I worry he was complicit in state violence

2025-07-31 17:37:50 UTC

As a California 6, I feel like I’m at least a Minnesota 7

2025-07-30 01:07:31 UTC

If you’re somehow worried that transition will prevent you from turning into your parents
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/939/497/357/017/934/original/830bc52399883238.jpeg

2025-07-29 19:22:50 UTC

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*a bangin haircut

2025-07-29 19:17:43 UTC

Got a haircut
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2025-07-28 21:01:48 UTC

I have a distinct memory of showing up at my aunt's house with a box of Windows 3.1 floppies only to find out they had a new HP Desktop with Windows 95.
That was the unforgettable day I learned about the MechWarrior 2 alpha strike

2025-07-26 01:04:06 UTC

Clanker as a derogatory term for AI is the first time we’ve seen humanity’s unparalleled talent for prejudice-fueled slur creation used for good

2025-07-24 01:54:16 UTC

hey, if you're still in the closet, it's gonna be alright. you're doing great. one day will be the right day. keep your light close, the world needs it.

2025-07-23 00:19:34 UTC

Thank you @npub1uxq…5dcj for the new avatar

2025-07-22 22:24:21 UTC

Look at this weird bookmark I found
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2025-07-22 21:45:05 UTC

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no one actually sees this as white and gold right? that was a psyop right?!

2025-07-22 21:44:06 UTC

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not only is this dress black and blue but it's also a decade old

2025-07-22 21:43:41 UTC

The day I learned that some people have views of the world that are fundamentally irreconcilable with my own
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2025-07-21 00:31:53 UTC

I’m more machine now than man

2025-07-20 17:31:14 UTC

I think that at some point if society doesn’t want you to be a part of it, you don’t have to participate by their rules.

2025-07-17 00:27:11 UTC

Who wants to do a cover of California Über Alles with me replacing Brown with Newsom and the disdain for hippies with disdain towards milquetoast California liberals

2025-07-16 22:48:45 UTC

omg /usr means "unix system resources" NOT user

2025-07-12 01:29:05 UTC

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My brain says I look like an old woman. :(
But also MY BRAIN SAYS I LOOK LIKE AN OLD WOMAN :D

2025-07-12 01:28:30 UTC

Makeup check how are we looking
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2025-07-10 22:33:40 UTC

💡 FEDI. TIPS
Boosting is really important on the Fediverse because it makes whatever you boost federate its gayness to the entire servers of your followers. A boosted post makes your followers' timelines more gay, and also contributes to the gayness of everyone on the servers of your followers.
Instead of venture capital, the Fediverse relies on human beings sharing gayness. This process creates a wonderful rainbow of gayness.
#FediTips

2025-07-09 22:56:54 UTC

Hear me out. Right now we are just trans folks. But when the government bans transition we’ll be unsanctioned biohacking gender rebels

2025-07-09 03:50:59 UTC

Elon Musk is in a closet somewhere deep in a ketamine hole manually typing Grok answers

2025-07-02 14:29:37 UTC

sweet gravy, i can't believe that you've all ruined the AI gravy model I use to write my gravy posts

2025-07-01 22:10:40 UTC

Remember how the right was convinced that Obama was going to build FEMA Concentration Camps and now they're excited about building FEMA Concentration Camps

2025-07-01 20:28:47 UTC

How does nuclear power work?
Wrong answers only

2025-07-01 14:42:11 UTC

ok lets train an LLM on tumblr to come up with new genders called LGBTQAI

2025-06-27 18:30:36 UTC

Will “Thank you for your attention to this matter” fit on a brick