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Last Notes

2026-08-26 10:38:11 UTC

I don't need an 18,000 dollar computer anyway

2026-08-25 07:28:51 UTC

Anti shoplifting sign
Only written in Vietnamese

2026-08-23 08:06:57 UTC

had to get it for some capture things I'm working on, then will ebay it later and get the Pro when it's released
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2026-08-20 20:42:11 UTC

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@nprofile…94n6 @nprofile…zkjz @nprofile…xsag I found an import version for 100~ might consider it, that was the best mouse I ever had

2026-08-20 20:40:31 UTC

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@nprofile…94n6 @nprofile…zkjz @nprofile…xsag amazon.co.jp :sadge:
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2026-08-20 19:48:44 UTC

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@nprofile…xsag @nprofile…zkjz I can't tolerate this much longer, any recs for a replacement?

2026-08-20 19:42:09 UTC

couple month old keychron fairly expensive mouse, already the buttons are missfiring

2026-08-20 12:53:46 UTC

I know enough about the middle east to make a fool of myself when talking about it.

2026-08-20 07:06:52 UTC

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@nprofile…00xj maybe it's like when you want a computer person to solve your problem, you call everybody full of shit to make the person come out of slumber to prove you wrong

2026-08-20 04:46:31 UTC

didn't people start solving unresolved math problems using chatgpt recently
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2026-08-20 04:37:47 UTC

@nprofile…72fv no it isn't because the take the knee people explicitly rejected patriotism
#nevent1q…lell

2026-08-17 23:10:51 UTC

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@nprofile…cext keyboards are just my number one waste money buy

2026-08-17 23:09:25 UTC

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@nprofile…qlnp yeah. I can in a few minutes if you have time for just a lttle while

2026-08-17 23:06:25 UTC

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@nprofile…cext do not buy.

2026-08-17 23:05:28 UTC

@nprofile…qlnp whats gong on

2026-08-17 04:31:50 UTC

12 sex moves that will blow his dick and balls smoove off

2026-08-17 04:21:16 UTC

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@nprofile…4m0l it could do that without ai that is what surprised me about it. It was almost all doable sixteen years ago. Alpr and face recognition across all networked cameras. But yes now it is everywhere which is qualitatively and quantitatively different

2026-08-17 01:25:37 UTC

we had 15 megapixel cameras wired into DHS all over my home in arizona way back in 2010 and could barely get anybody upset about them even though we have local (actual) leftist groups, antifa, etc. there was only one person destroying any cameras and they were never caught (don't ask how I know)
I know it's not exactly the same right now as in 2010 but materially the cameras were the exact same shit so you can posit it's not about the cameras for a lot of people, they don't intrinsically value privacy from omniscent surveillance. they tolerated it quite well before.

2026-08-16 21:35:49 UTC

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@nprofile…87jt sleeping pills. I sleep too lightly without them.

2026-08-16 13:14:08 UTC

broke out the clockwork pi to do apt updates then put it back

2026-08-16 10:05:24 UTC

Fuck Airbnb

2026-08-12 11:01:24 UTC

Japanese
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2026-08-09 07:46:28 UTC

open farm game v2 is going to be rewritten in elixir and have an actual market

2026-08-08 02:28:03 UTC

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@nprofile…tmf6 @nprofile…pgx0 @nprofile…t42d the tungsten cube is an executoy not an investment that's the joke

2026-08-08 02:24:36 UTC

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@nprofile…tmf6 @nprofile…t42d @nprofile…pgx0 it was a joke I don't own that shit

2026-08-07 03:52:11 UTC

Borscht time
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2026-08-06 13:02:19 UTC

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@nprofile…mdcm @nprofile…caqd @nprofile…ehvw @nprofile…ehvw does the windows version still have adware

2026-08-06 09:57:42 UTC

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@nprofile…em79 @nprofile…xsag @nprofile…s2sp @nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…qlnp it's quietly growing after a big initial launch high and big dropoff. my wife uses it constantly, apparently it's a much less toxic twitter.

2026-08-06 09:38:25 UTC

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@nprofile…em79 @nprofile…xsag @nprofile…s2sp @nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…qlnp Want to do something cool with the Fediverse? #ItsNeverMastodon

2026-08-06 09:17:41 UTC

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@nprofile…em79 @nprofile…xsag @nprofile…s2sp @nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…qlnp I tried to make a fedi game for a fedi game jam and in the middle of it fucking mastodon killed a function I was using for it

2026-08-06 08:11:21 UTC

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@nprofile…qlnp @nprofile…xsag @nprofile…s2sp @nprofile…t3h7 it's not really a formal statement at this point I'm just saying most of us just want to do our own thing and it's pretty clear the other people don't want most of us to help with the the other thing anyway

2026-08-06 08:03:31 UTC

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@nprofile…s2sp @nprofile…xsag @nprofile…t3h7 we have our own network, it's even smaller than mastodon. that prick just wants to build out mastodon, people give him more money so he can pay the hosting costs of dumping even more people just into mastodon.social I guess.

2026-08-06 07:58:47 UTC

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@nprofile…0x09 I don't want to sound like "prompt engineer" is a real job but asking questions to an LLM is in fact a skill and can produce wildly different results depending on the quality of the questioning. there is basically probably ten people on Earth that could synthesize concepts from both Fuschia and SEL4 OS and none of them have time to talk to me, but the LLM at all their source code and gave me actionable insight. Sometimes it's wrong, but the gains are way bigger than the downsides. you learn how to mitigate that too.

2026-08-06 07:50:56 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 I felt a great sense of freedom working with Egregoros and not trying to ram everything through the mastodon-shaped pinhole anymore.

2026-08-06 07:49:29 UTC

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@nprofile…0x09 isn't it kind of unusable now, usage has massively dropped off for various reasons. I think it's a great idea that deserves to exist in perpetuity but something really bad has happened to it.

2026-08-06 07:48:38 UTC

I cannot restate enough how underspecified and fragmented the fediverse ecosystem is if you try to actually do anything "cool" with it.

2026-08-06 07:36:01 UTC

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@nprofile…pgx0 @nprofile…tmf6 @nprofile…t42d get on my level
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2026-08-06 07:25:31 UTC

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@nprofile…d54h true but for stackexchange too

2026-08-06 02:16:47 UTC

I made more money on nfts than any artist bitching about nfts has ever made in their life.

2026-08-06 02:14:18 UTC

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@nprofile…fcdl nobody is buying his shitty comic lol

2026-08-05 09:13:00 UTC

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@nprofile…p9a6 @nprofile…zcts maybe fixed now

2026-08-05 08:30:50 UTC

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@nprofile…zcts investigating. I think I have a poast account I can test with.

2026-08-05 08:18:09 UTC

Prediction market launched:
you don't have to have access to miniapp, you can log in directly from https://haruspex.shit.nexus/
after you sign up, mention me and I'll approve you to use it.
Please try it out!
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2026-08-05 08:09:01 UTC

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@nprofile…cqap yes

2026-08-05 08:08:20 UTC

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@nprofile…cqap teenage

2026-08-05 08:02:29 UTC

turns out my town has a jr idol group

2026-08-05 01:14:55 UTC

someone add @nprofile…5dqt as a neighbor on open farm game and then go into the neighbors page and gift them 25 coins.

2026-08-05 01:00:22 UTC

@nprofile…uewc
#nevent1q…73xw
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2026-08-04 23:00:34 UTC

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@nprofile…cqap need more

2026-08-04 22:57:23 UTC

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@nprofile…xaxg adorable

2026-08-04 08:57:24 UTC

did anyone ask for a Fediverse prediction market? no. Are they getting one? yes.

2026-08-04 06:56:47 UTC

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@nprofile…tq97 @nprofile…5fvr there's just an infinite number of great fun ideas we could do that weren't possible on proprietary, censored platforms. we have a chance to be super innovative here.

2026-08-04 06:45:53 UTC

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@nprofile…5fvr it IS integrated with Pleroma! it's just not done yet so it's not upstreamed. Will be when we get the design finalized.
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2026-08-04 06:38:47 UTC

I am working on "starter templates" for Fediverse miniapps and gonna be honest here it's far far FAR too complicated to implement Fediverse integration.
Yes you can just use a library but it's crazy how much work it is just to not trip over your own dick doing simple things.

2026-08-04 00:07:37 UTC

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@nprofile…9sp3 @nprofile…dcn3 @nprofile…4mvu I don't even watch vtubers I kind of hate that shit but it's funny

2026-08-04 00:02:34 UTC

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@nprofile…dcn3 @nprofile…4mvu wheres the prediction market

2026-08-03 22:40:09 UTC

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2026-08-03 21:11:17 UTC

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@nprofile…eqdq oh wait are you using plspace.shit.nexus or plspace.space use the latter

2026-08-03 10:47:23 UTC

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@nprofile…eqdq completely untested on firefox

2026-08-03 08:44:58 UTC

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@nprofile…eqdq make sure you hard refresh
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2026-08-03 07:56:52 UTC

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@nprofile…eqdq I need to make it better, but you go into settings and there's a top-8 second. then, go to your profile (or, my profile) and you can see it.

2026-08-03 07:53:57 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 its possible that the guy didn't just follow up and send emails to everyone's advisor, but they should have

2026-08-03 07:53:01 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 my question is, where are the high five digit expulsions for academic misconduct

2026-08-03 07:50:56 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 not just like em dashes but "I won't do this, prompt me different"

2026-08-03 07:50:40 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 someone did a deep search of chatgpt terms in academic papers, and it was in the high five digits

2026-08-03 07:46:59 UTC

if you accidentally read an AI prompt in your youtube slop just kill yourself immediately

2026-08-03 07:38:56 UTC

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@nprofile…eqdq just updated to have a top-8 feature in settings!

2026-08-03 06:34:51 UTC

if I was a rich guy like Musk I would pay to have private cameras put up pointed at every judge's house in America

2026-08-03 06:26:25 UTC

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@nprofile…n8y9 I was at a store the other day and I counted and they took 41 different payment methods but not any crypto lol

2026-08-03 06:23:54 UTC

seems to work. perfect retro mix
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2026-08-03 05:26:00 UTC

Japanese taxes on crypto is fucking horrendous, I was looking at buying a house but then I calculated the taxes to cashing out and it's like 50%. fuck that

2026-08-03 00:23:14 UTC

bird in my neighborhood
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2026-08-02 23:21:21 UTC

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@nprofile…5dqt @nprofile…vs46 did you notice the game?
https://openfarmgame.shitposter.world/

2026-08-02 22:38:44 UTC

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@nprofile…5dqt I'm married and live in Japan now!

2026-08-02 22:36:22 UTC

This McDonald's wifi is slow as fuck. Worse than my phone. I hate it.

2026-08-02 12:59:59 UTC

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@nprofile…z30h refresh and try now

2026-08-02 07:30:22 UTC

I'm running out of missing stuff to add.

2026-08-02 07:01:01 UTC

Announcing https://quitter.shitposter.world/
for a combination of modern UI and GNU Social nostalgia.

2026-08-02 05:29:52 UTC

desktop mode
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2026-08-02 04:42:22 UTC

Brown wife
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2026-08-02 02:46:44 UTC

added latin american spanish and Japanese. AI-assisted translation, who knows if they're good.
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2026-08-02 02:18:29 UTC

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@nprofile…s2ha what happened?

2026-08-01 14:09:23 UTC

Lightfe is not Qvitter 2.0 but I deliberately styled the front page like it as a tribute

2026-08-01 14:07:34 UTC

Telling you so far light fe is the best non native frontend

2026-08-01 14:06:37 UTC

Increase your girth

2026-08-01 07:58:05 UTC

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2026-08-01 02:36:29 UTC

horror is a garbage movie genre that doesn't deserve to be wiped out because one or two good horror movies come out every couple of years

2026-08-01 01:06:46 UTC

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@nprofile…arr8 @nprofile…72y8 but yes obviously if you think you’re safe from aids because you’re straight you’re an idiot

2026-08-01 01:05:30 UTC

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@nprofile…arr8 @nprofile…72y8 transmissibility is worse

2026-08-01 00:58:16 UTC

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@nprofile…arr8 @nprofile…72y8 there are two separate issues. Piv sex can spread aids. But anal sex it’s much much much more transmissible. So it goes through those populations more. Not just gay men. But men who have been in jail and opportunistically have sex with other men but are not gay

2026-08-01 00:40:47 UTC

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@nprofile…nh9c @nprofile…72y8 I grew up from that class and I don’t consider it as morally inferior but it is not valuable work and that person could definitely have moved on to something better, and you know it

2026-08-01 00:28:55 UTC

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@nprofile…72y8 of course I mean like
If you are 60 and you still work at Burger King what the fuck did you expect

2026-08-01 00:28:03 UTC

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@nprofile…arr8 @nprofile…72y8 you can read American CDC studies on it. Yeah it’s possible but look at who actually gets it

2026-08-01 00:21:33 UTC

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@nprofile…arr8 @nprofile…72y8 oh well that is straight up wrong. That said, women who get aids almost always get it from a man who also did…buttsex with another man

2026-08-01 00:20:27 UTC

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@nprofile…72y8 I think it’s complicated by, yes if you view it systemically why people don’t have access to a home. But in a simple sense many people don’t do valuable enough work to afford a full house. I realize that is controversial to say but just because a human did the work doesn’t mean the value exchange will always work out to affording a good life.

2026-08-01 00:18:50 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 it is insane how giant of pussies people are now, it’s literally unbelievable, they always existed but now they’re everywhere

2026-08-01 00:18:05 UTC

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@nprofile…arr8 @nprofile…72y8 of course you can but it’s phenomenally easier with buttsex

2026-08-01 00:16:04 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 the upspike is prissy Gen Z and Gen Alpha

2026-08-01 00:12:29 UTC

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I hate to say it but generational hate seems to always be justified lol

2026-08-01 00:07:49 UTC

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Inherently is a very strong word