Sebastian :coffefied:

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Location: Poznań, Poland
Blog: https://samulczyk.pl
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2026-08-13 11:36:28 CEST

I’ve just picked up a package with my new toy - #derailleur #hanger #alignment #tool.
WHAT. A. LIFE. CHANGER.
I’ve been bugged by pesky hangers going bad all the time and I’ve also had to replace a hanger a few times, because it was impossible to straighten it by eyeballing it.
Just used the tool for the first time and the shifting is spot on after only 5 minutes of work.
Best €25 I’ve spent recently on my #cycling hobby!

2026-07-10 12:43:09 CEST

#GoodMorning #Gravel and the last day of #Italy 2026! I could have done more, but the broken freehub stopped me from descending like crazy and broken back from climbing more. I’m happy with what I’ve managed to do despite that!🤡🤌
Arrivederci #Dolomiti!🥰
#Cycling #Bicycle #Bici #Bicicleta #Ciclismo #Velo #Fahrrad #Rower #Wahoo #Wahooligan #Velominati #LifeBehindBars #ASMR #Italia #DadOnBike #LookMomNoHands #SRAM #AXS #Eagle #Fizik #BikeToot #BikeTooter @npub174c…3jtz
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2026-03-09 13:51:54 CET

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Ogólnie to najlepiej z internetu, ale miałem na myśli wszelkiej maści złodziei danych. @npub1jvf…8dz2

2026-03-09 13:49:59 CET

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Już widzę, jak ścigają jednoosobowe zamknięte instancje...😅
Na razie takiej nie ma, ale jak trzeba będzie...😅
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2026-03-09 11:16:59 CET

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A może już czas najwyższy się stamtąd kompletnie ewakuować?😂@npub1jvf…8dz2

2026-02-10 17:26:21 CET

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that would put us around €160-170. Not that bad but still expensive for what we earn in Poland…
That doesn’t account for hot water and heating. It’s an apartment and we have it from the city network. Doing that with electricity would kill us…
I’m also trying to be conservative with my gaming pc, putting it to sleep, but it’s still a considerable chunk of the bill, which my wife absolutely hates and we argue about it all the time…😂

2026-02-10 17:18:05 CET

Family of 5, electricity bill…🥶
Induction, electric oven, a bit of home lab and a gaming pc.
We also run dishwasher and washing machine more than once a day… Kids…😂
At least my #Zigbee power meters in #HomeAssistant are actually quite accurate…🥹🤡
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2025-12-04 17:24:27 CET

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I also managed to fuck my iPad in a way it’s been hiding the dock when text input was in focus. Had to factory reset all settings and now it all feels awkward again…
It will take me ages to make it my own again…

2025-12-04 17:23:06 CET

Except the morning bicycle ride, I’ve had a shitty and stressful day, which has ended up in a fury when my family has returned home, because in that moment,we were not compatible in any way.
Everything is a fuckin’ annoyance…🤡
There is a plan to go night cycling, though… Maybe that will help…

2025-11-06 15:11:59 CET

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I’d not want to go there for the best part of last 20 years, to be honest. Expensive, obnoxious and starting to look like a 3rd world country in most of its parts.
I still believe there are absolutely beautiful natural wonders in there but… Nah, thanks!🫣

2025-10-12 20:41:33 CEST

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Thanks! But the point was I don’t feel at home with anything, because there are options. I’d rather have no options, so my ADHD won’t kick in and I won’t waste considerable time on adjusting unlimited options… The more options I have, the worse it gets.
That’s why I mainly use an iPad Pro as a main computer…😔
BTW… It was a horror for me, when they gave me an option to configure iPhone lock screen. Spent hours on it…

2025-10-12 16:58:09 CEST

Since I’m only playing one game, I’ve switched to #Linux, but… I kinda regret choosing #Ubuntu with #KDE. It’s not like it’s not working, but I ALWAYS feel like I should be on something else.
However, the thing is I won’t feel at home with anything. Also, the things I’m looking at, like #Omarchy and #Hyprland are not exactly what I’m looking for in operating systems… AGHHH… It’s already giving me to many options I think I like…

2025-07-18 15:27:28 CEST

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Oh no… It actually went much deeper. I had an Amiga 600 and it wasn’t just „making sound”. You could tell the game is loading OK by the sound made by the floppy disk drive…😅

2025-07-11 08:07:58 CEST

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You did a great job! We really appreciate it!
As it is sometimes annoying, it is also satisfying and experience!
I remember I once had to rehost an Active Directory partition (LDAP, not filesystem) in a multi-domain forest because it got corrupted and stopped replicating to other subdomains. And since we are manufacturing company, I could not do anything simple but intrusive…
I ended up doing it by hand, server by server (on 100 servers). Took me 3 days, with ~1h nap time every 24h…😂😅

2025-07-07 18:40:35 CEST

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I wish I could say we are patient and supporting… Well, at least some of us are!🤣 Don’t worry! You’re already doing a great job and we could not be more grateful.
Don’t put extra pressure on yourself and it’s gonna be fine.

2025-06-11 13:42:54 CEST

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Whatever shady thing you might suspect them for, it’s not unsafe to assume they are probably doing it.
I’d just cut it on my gateway altogether, but it will most likely mean an argument with my wife…😔
One time, her Instagram stopped working and she started complaining about it. I have then discovered I’m causing it by blocking QUIC traffic…
I did it because I don’t think there is a way to inspect QUIC, a big blob shady companies are hiding behind…
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2025-05-22 07:42:19 CEST

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It's not suspicious at all. This man is a spineless opportunist and will bend to any power that might benefit him. Currently, it's Trump being the president.

2025-05-03 01:47:29 CEST

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Today you can safely assume everything is lined up with bad intentions. No exceptions. I’ve some pretty gnarly stuff, including gore images embedded as just flickering frames in kids videos. No way to catch it on a brier skimming… It’s just better to keep the kids offline…😔
The times the Internet was educational and actually useful is far gone…

2025-04-27 18:02:50 CEST

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Hopefulyl, people are voting against AI BS in the most efficient way possible - with their wallets. @npub1j8v…ld5q

2025-04-05 12:45:39 CEST

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Good. That's maybe because I've started my Fedi adventure on that instance and it was pretty much impossible to follow anyone, because they blocked EVERYTHING.
Had to migrate to make Mastodon usable for myself.

2025-02-14 01:52:10 CET

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They now say it’s a 3rd world country with a Gucci belt, which is hilarious.
But seriously, it’s been a dream in 80s and 90s in Poland. Now? I’d not go there if they paid me…

2024-12-07 07:31:45 CET

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Just like Microsoft’s Event Viewer has “Clear Log Filter” and right next to it is “Clear Log”.
Happened once to my colleague while we’ve been investigating potential security breach…

2024-12-06 16:12:43 CET

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She’s just not the sharpest tool in the shed and I think someone far clever has taken advantage of her.
It doesn’t mean she’s not guilty, but I doubt she came up with this on her own. She is a scapegoat and someone else will run away with the money…😂
On the other hand, how and why people thought throwing money at this was a great idea baffles me greatly…🤦🏻‍♂️

2024-11-07 16:34:08 CET

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It's not stupid in any way. That's a valid point and I'm thinking about it too. But my hope is we're going to teach them to be better than we are and they will fix our world.

2024-11-07 16:23:23 CET

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Take it from a guy that was never ready for kids and now has 3! Kids are a bliss and a curse in the same time. You have to sacrifice a lot for them, even if you don't see it this way.
But they are also an immense joy and it warms my heart to see them grow, evolve, change, learn and discover.
We've ultimately decided to plan them. At least first 2 (boys, 2 years apart). Then we've had an "oopsie" (a daughter, 5 years apart) and even that did not break our stride.

2024-11-07 16:16:04 CET

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You can probably use AI to remove it...😬 😂

2024-10-13 07:08:03 CEST

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A few days back I’ve had issues with YouTube on Apple TV. I forgot I’ve moved it to a different VLAN, which was adblocked by UniFi and it was struggling to play any video. As far as I know it was only blocking 2 hostnames, both ad-related…🤡

2024-09-05 15:48:34 CEST

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No worries. I'm recovering from nasty shingles. Skin is almost there, pain and itching are still with me!😆

2024-09-05 15:47:00 CEST

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I'm low on battery and in pain right now, but will try in the evening!

2024-09-05 15:44:10 CEST

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That was my first and immediate complain... :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping:
Apart of that it looks nice and works like a charm on iOS 18 latest beta, iPhone 14 Pro!

2024-08-29 17:49:23 CEST

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Well, they’re greedy scumbags as well, so I’m not even trying it out…😂
One payment and battery hogging autoupdate service is enough!😂
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