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2026-07-24 19:06:48 UTC

>when i look at small tunnel without ventilation, without second lane, and no space to go around car in front of me, then i see a death trap. it is one stopped vehicle away or one vehicle fire away from a major disaster waiting to happen
Newsflash, there wont be humans im these tunnels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnbJQwTy0go

2026-06-10 21:18:54 UTC

Gf claims her cycle is "unpredictable".
I forced her to mark down dates. Well, one obvious date only. But that is enough. No pill, no anything, just raw cycle. The older, the more stable. One defining data point for both (supposedly) clesr to see. This year it was +/- 1 day. A record of stability.
BUT MY CYCLE IS THREE WEEKS OFF SOMETIMES
And this, gentlemen, is because we do never ever take seriously somebody who bleeds every fucking month.
I can back it up with data 🤣🤣🤣

2026-05-31 22:37:32 UTC

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The moment entertaining became normative was the terminal Unabomber turn.
Am I one of these radicalized now? Asking for cover.

2026-05-31 22:21:29 UTC

Why does anybody take these guys for serious at any time?!
I for one find women most attractive when I dont notice their makeup. Which ofc includes all the women who are not painted. If they are nice to look at. Should be obvious.
Idgi, why are these guys defining anything 🤣🤣🤣
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/671/506/154/269/917/original/c3eb70e60531a0d8.jpg

2026-05-26 10:00:30 UTC

Why should I be thankful for somebody who gets paid?
I can appreciate or praise their effort.
Only volontary stuff is to be thanked.

2026-04-26 22:54:43 UTC

Highly intelligent to drain your own resources and conserve your eeenemies' reserves.
Really intelligent and long term thinking.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/473/464/781/669/968/original/422424acb41b8f4f.png

2026-04-10 07:01:01 UTC

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>thernovic
>th
Hahahaha

2026-04-10 06:40:02 UTC

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Anti-nagging-neighbor-device.

2026-04-10 05:57:39 UTC

https://www.zerohedge.com/military/china-produces-baby-shahed-kamikaze-drones-500

2026-04-09 20:39:16 UTC

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Wgat CNN article?!
I want thatA

2026-04-08 16:49:51 UTC

Women are retarded.

2026-04-08 13:42:27 UTC

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Media????
IRL!

2026-04-08 11:49:59 UTC

- Women drifted left, hugely so. Even old women. (Agreeableness)
- when a woman "does not like" what a man is listening to it is always a shittest. The moment he gives in, she'll find the next thing. (Nagging)
- women earn more, in many places considerably so and yet they do NEVER invest (Immaturity)
- distribution of views is much steeper for women influencer than male influencer (Follower syndrome)
- almost all social institutions are lead and run by women - yet results stagnate at best (!)

2026-04-08 11:49:36 UTC

>woman talks
>vocal fry
Fuck off. /me closing tab
Just. Fuck. Off.
Fuck off.

2026-04-07 19:51:58 UTC

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What allies?
Asking for a target.

2026-04-07 11:24:48 UTC

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Ofc this is money creation. But I doubt this is related to the dollar - it happened elsewhere too. Commercial mone, creation just helps fuelling inflation.

2026-04-07 09:24:30 UTC

Classic.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/362/698/266/391/008/original/452296bc0100b4bc.png

2026-04-07 08:46:07 UTC

'Free iPads Ruined Kids’ Reading in Norway' https://fackel.substack.com/p/free-ipads-ruined-kids-reading-in
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2026-04-06 23:32:32 UTC

How can anybody think a few SSDs and GPUs are "alive".
Retarded.

2026-04-06 23:19:15 UTC

Lol, do it!
Fucking libtards will learn a German word amd then dissolve.
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sachzwang
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2026-04-06 06:54:18 UTC

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Better version 😄😄
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34I6OLCVqus

2026-04-05 23:41:36 UTC

And now youtube blocks me bc I might be a bot.
Know what? Fuck you.

2026-04-04 20:45:40 UTC

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Oh come on
I am not a native speaker lel
I am proud of any witty word play 😄

2026-04-04 20:26:02 UTC

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Yeast nobody will get it

2026-04-04 20:24:52 UTC

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Ah.
That is why they are the majority, is it.

2026-04-04 20:01:42 UTC

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What is the Anglish word for stupid?

2026-04-04 19:30:23 UTC

German > English
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/348/093/501/253/617/original/da7a0b8deac38c53.png

2026-04-02 12:38:38 UTC

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My bet stands. No news about this.

2026-04-02 06:04:48 UTC

In a year or 2:
"Now that we uncovered that pedo network there will never again be one. That was it, we found it, the end."
I bet a beer.

2026-04-02 01:06:23 UTC

what an asshole
But! Why are normies implementing his agenda anyway? I really mean normies, not functional elites. Those who can vote e.g. or those who decide on "digital only" when the other options are equally expensive/cheap.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/332/418/715/363/933/original/3ff70275a94217fd.mp4

2026-04-01 22:15:50 UTC

Oops.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/331/757/274/755/632/original/3f1175314d816633.jpg

2026-04-01 20:18:28 UTC

why tf did they say in 2020 Vitamin D is not important?!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/331/295/011/179/413/original/247471a14943cdc2.png

2026-04-01 18:26:52 UTC

wait
They're sending some around the moon?!
I totally missed this. Comes from avoiding any nerd space for five oh wait, six years by now.
yeah well, will be fake anyway so böh

2026-04-01 14:03:02 UTC

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Catholics do not, neither do orthodox Christians.
Dispensationalists are structural loons, they do not count.

2026-04-01 13:49:38 UTC

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Interesting.

2026-04-01 13:17:51 UTC

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hard lol
Dumm fickt gut 🤣🤣🤣

2026-03-31 15:21:42 UTC

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The DoD can do whatever it wants. I dont insist, but I still expect some cables going somewhere and we'll find out soon. Incompetency is supreme lol

2026-03-31 14:29:05 UTC

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Shouldn't that lead to power cables going somewhere? At one point there has to be interlinkage with open and known cables. They can't hide them to the next power station.
Or they have a fusion reactor down there, who knows.

2026-03-31 12:02:34 UTC

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ha!
Welcome to our world, duh!

2026-03-30 23:37:47 UTC

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you miss the obvious
The state can ban your Loonix with a stroke of a pen.

2026-03-30 21:02:53 UTC

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Hmkey 🤣🤣

2026-03-30 20:58:31 UTC

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yeah but with LSD lol

2026-03-30 20:42:18 UTC

Fuck yeah!
WallStreetBets trader attempts astrology-based options strategies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzqjH2n6XJ0

2026-03-30 18:45:45 UTC

So, how should one react when somebody else suddenly posts very thin, maybe planted conspiracy theories and has no clue where to stop, but when you hint at reliable historical sources or something in the NYT from the 90ies to maybe guide the journey into a well known direction to discover the hard truth - "conspiracy theory!!1!"
It seems there are either real sheep who dont care, sheep who cant lay down their learned thought processes and some small weird fringe :(

2026-03-30 18:38:37 UTC

So now Epsteinstuff is 100% real.
Two years ago it was a loonie CT.
m(

2026-03-27 23:33:42 UTC

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It is shitty!
You can't sideload.

2026-03-27 18:40:26 UTC

hahahaha
but with exactly this kind of populace you can wage war and get away with it
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/302/598/020/932/112/original/5aa2c684bff75f2b.mp4

2026-03-27 14:24:13 UTC

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If robots means autists, yes.

2026-03-26 15:39:05 UTC

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Maybe. We had to build bioreactors to dispose overflowing manure containers all over the country. This waste is now slowly becoming gold.

2026-03-26 13:35:58 UTC

🤣🤣🤣
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/295/739/140/577/575/original/7d0a44acb8aa9158.mp4

2026-03-26 07:04:19 UTC

Google "Export Land Model".
Russia Halts Ammonium Nitrate Exports As Global Fertilizer Crisis Set To Worsen | ZeroHedge
https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/russia-halts-ammonium-nitrate-exports-global-fertilizer-crisis-set-worsen

2026-03-26 05:07:32 UTC

This.
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2026-03-24 19:29:41 UTC

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unironically what I need when I have a flu like shit coming down.
And it works each time.

2026-03-24 19:28:41 UTC

Millenial fathers of sons are in a deep cauldron of artillery. How do you explain to any boy that whatever he will do, qork for or need will only succeed 40-70% - and this is perfect?

2026-03-24 19:24:57 UTC

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Which is... about 300 or so?

2026-03-24 07:15:59 UTC

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they could have become normal worlers or somewhat normal merchants
Instead....

2026-03-24 00:53:17 UTC

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yeah
W.t.f.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/281/415/761/669/562/original/4f67bbcf773d2e26.mp4

2026-03-23 22:05:24 UTC

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ah
Those loud screams were orgasming layer wives 🤣🤣🤣

2026-03-22 22:26:48 UTC

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no really

2026-03-20 19:54:29 UTC

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Yes and existential exhaustion soon manifests in the body.
Swisstism lol
Either drink or go to sleep, a lot, of both. Maybe combined.

2026-03-20 17:57:16 UTC

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Then go to sleep. 10 hours. Take care of yourself, you'll need it.

2026-03-20 17:34:28 UTC

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The best act is still in preparation. The one when EU insists on climate friendly gas after closing down all other fuelled powerstations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceDDhM5DjY0

2026-03-20 12:41:36 UTC

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>legal
They still all confuse German, Austrian and Swiss laws.
>transportation
When there is ONE area where ML could save a fuckton of money it is logistics, especially in food retail.
Bizarre.

2026-03-20 00:35:03 UTC

Höhöhö
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/258/694/802/638/261/original/5342f6a06e3eebc1.jpg

2026-03-18 10:10:32 UTC

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Here some of the new stealth jets from Chyna.
Tremendous tech, I tell you!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/249/631/525/102/885/original/a72278743d914e99.jpg

2026-03-18 10:09:10 UTC

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....
But Incan see them. Right there!

2026-03-18 09:51:32 UTC

Tadaa.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/249/558/367/829/307/original/3fc52730d06e41c3.png

2026-03-17 23:27:02 UTC

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isn't he German? Or Dutch? I never watched anything, I just remember his username.

2026-03-17 11:10:56 UTC

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High energy prices let ppl spend more on high energy prices.
Correct.

2026-03-16 13:49:31 UTC

"Prednisone is like the bodys own cortisone"
What
Girl, did you sleep through chemistry class?!
This was the last time I went to a doctor as support and actually listened. What a load! And ofc there was no info from the see thru imaging. Why would it?! It is dependent on mood, not physical positioning. Now the doctor thinks it is the ellbow. Fuck yeah, another "zero" lel
Nein wirklich.
In the end, not my monkeys. But it is tiring. 2000$ on imaging and drugs wasted. m(

2026-03-13 21:43:30 UTC

Bla. Bla. Bla.
Blatant fact that the more rote learning something is, the more women want to do it. Medicine became gatekeeping substances that we can google ourselves.
Men choose alternative medicine where they really heal and earn whatever they want. Why do women accept this all?
Arztberuf: Die Medizin wird weiblich – Deutsches Ärzteblatt
https://www.aerzteblatt.de/archiv/arztberuf-die-medizin-wird-weiblich-a42ddcb6-66d6-4d30-acca-64daf6d4f2a2

2026-03-13 14:01:28 UTC

There's a joke innit but I can't smell it rn.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/222/228/822/604/856/original/83d1b2cf38caf45a.jpg

2026-03-13 12:57:16 UTC

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Our prices. Diesel owners get scammed rn.
Yeah well, it is like it is.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/221/974/615/089/888/original/3c7e585addff69a7.png

2026-03-13 12:54:03 UTC

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Yeah somebodies have to live from off the margins too, you see.

2026-03-13 12:51:26 UTC

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meh
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/221/954/143/603/811/original/af556e942544998b.png

2026-03-13 07:26:46 UTC

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Nice scheme going on, but you might have hit something here which most free/ocd opposition thinkers miss. Mothers are unable to deal with change. They know their sons try out stupid stuff. Ergo they try to keeo them e.g. within the overton window or talk them out of doing things.
The divide in my circle is following: Those with children are pro online ID, those without (young and old) are against.

2026-03-12 20:30:06 UTC

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https://www.tnktok.com/t/ZP8qHK6kd/

2026-03-12 14:19:28 UTC

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oh, it will snow for a short time this weekend down to 600-800 m asl, but it will be gone within 12 hours, so who cares.
Perfect for watering the soil. Urgently needed.

2026-03-12 14:09:36 UTC

winter is def. gone. This weekend some snow, maybe. Probably not.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/216/598/616/423/854/original/3ddb719f89e6de10.png

2026-03-11 21:16:21 UTC

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lol
You think this wors?
You're pro dilution then.

2026-03-11 20:51:00 UTC

On this table there is a Laptop from dunno, 2011 or so with 4GB RAM and a fucking hard disk and it is faster than all boomer PCs I know.
Copy that?
2011+Linux+somewhat esoteric cache and scheduler tweaks = 2025 16GB-office-PC + standard setup.
The other one is from 2009 and just works, TM. If everybody does this, PC-Industry is dead.
https://www.pcmag.com/news/asus-co-ceo-macbook-neo-is-a-shock-to-the-pc-industry

2026-03-11 16:46:11 UTC

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Exactly. Some e-ID/EU bullshit.
Well, there is still xmpp or the resistance fedi.

2026-03-11 12:43:44 UTC

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Imagine a world where that straight is a 4000m mountain range.

2026-03-11 12:20:31 UTC

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bc it always is when an arrogant group joins

2026-03-10 23:28:52 UTC

Lawmakers Want DOD, Hegseth Investigated For Biblical 'Armageddon' Claims | Military.com
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2026/03/06/lawmakers-want-dod-hegseth-investigated-biblical-armageddon-claims.html

2026-03-06 20:54:39 UTC

shoe auf X: „dont want to alarm you guys but i just saw a commercial for the US military with white men in it“ / X
https://x.com/shoe0nhead/status/2029000356160573900

2026-03-06 15:11:26 UTC

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the Russians troll high level.
But today I think Ukraine tiooed over the line of its continuing existence.

2026-03-06 15:03:24 UTC

Back then I thought, not impossible, but a joke.
Now I think this solves a lot of problems.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/182/835/545/365/447/original/dd863d46a1475313.jpg

2026-03-05 23:39:39 UTC

Soso.
Problem, reaction, solution.
Declassified Documents Link U.S. Bioweapons Program to Lyme Disease Outbreak
https://www.malone.news/p/declassified-documents-link-us-bioweapons

2026-03-05 05:23:26 UTC

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really?!

2026-02-22 15:20:29 UTC

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The whole company hahaha

2026-02-22 15:15:17 UTC

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Nah. They make a booth with a camera and 4chan solves the captchas. 100%.accuracy lol

2026-02-22 07:43:11 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/111/683/551/425/825/original/fadffaf7be0200b6.png

2026-02-22 00:34:55 UTC

This is how I feel.
I am not that old. But when I noticed WTC7 disappearing from all sources... I noticed. And since then I noticed monthly (!) something else.
And then weekly. But nothing stuck. I am the weirdo. Hey look, BIS, UNO, WEF, OECD, WTO...
And now sudddenly "Trump withholds Epstein Info"
You know what? Fuck you. I hope you'll take the next round of Janus[0] and disappear forever like real news did in 2001.
[0] Utopia.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/111/450/661/074/147/original/07daa6926b39d648.png

2026-02-21 21:20:42 UTC

How can you think otherwise?!
THEY say descendends, not I do.
https://bird.makeup/users/tedcruz/statuses/2025000193481916806

2026-02-21 21:11:35 UTC

Ja dumm was
Somebody should make a comprehensive list.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/110/673/308/479/364/original/0fd57f744f2e5478.png

2026-02-21 13:43:04 UTC

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Soooo....somebody gave money to bookies and cashed out?
And nobody thinks the legality of this is the problem?
https://www.wired.com/story/cantor-fitzgerald-trump-tariff-refunds/

2026-02-20 20:30:42 UTC

Ok I'll bite.
This meme is retarded.
The boomer TV-Mainstream slop wont cover neither. Maybe the arrest of Andrew, but nothing of value ("they decided to do/arrest something. Who decided? Not important)
The real alt-media has specalists covering it all in depth and everything related to it.
The problem is the midwit gatekeeping alt-media. Imagine like r/conspiracy on reddit 15 years ago, the commentariat or government foreign propaganda (like RT, Human Rights Watch etc)
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/104/833/989/511/481/original/172074b2a7d0a549.jpg

2026-02-20 15:24:43 UTC

Höhöhö
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/103/648/036/181/419/original/3e06b11b98ee2f46.mp4

2026-02-20 10:57:27 UTC

🤣🤣🤣
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/102/597/473/222/906/original/c0d032c68b9ea409.mp4