🌈Magical Thinking

The real engine behind innovation in this world, it turns out, is Warhammer 40K.
https://hackaday.com/2026/05/10/multimaterial-sla-printer-will-make-your-head-spin/

2026-05-09 18:24:17 UTC

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@nprofile…dugj
star office

2026-05-09 10:01:18 UTC

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@nprofile…h2rj
Influencers are infomercials

2026-05-09 10:00:26 UTC

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@nprofile…nxac @nprofile…a3vu
Gender reassignment surgery isn’t necessary, just get married. It turns grown men into girlie girls.

2026-05-08 05:45:21 UTC

Fauci has to be charged tomorrow.

2026-05-05 15:13:40 UTC

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@nprofile…z99d
Lol
Nice strategy there Ayotollah. That's like the protesters who stand in front of your car to scream about Palestine or whatever.

2026-05-04 05:43:59 UTC

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@nprofile…pn62 @nprofile…4pqm
we yankees call that a clambake

2026-05-03 06:37:15 UTC

Blocking bluesky was a good move.

2026-05-02 19:08:38 UTC

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@nprofile…7r0z
Your singing was a little flat that time. Barry, why don't you play an A for Steve.

2026-05-02 18:54:24 UTC

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@nprofile…z3dq
star wars muppets?

2026-04-26 17:34:20 UTC

a manifesto is a suicide note.
this was to be a suicide by cop.
https://nypost.com/2026/04/26/us-news/whcd-gunman-cole-allen-sent-anti-trump-manifesto-to-family-just-before-opening/

2026-04-26 03:51:26 UTC

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@nprofile…4s8c
So... you didn't read it, but you have thoughts?
That's a pretty bad book review.

2026-04-20 04:29:39 UTC

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@nprofile…kntr
respect?
you don't even know what that word means.

2026-04-20 02:13:40 UTC

It wasn't until I started working with millennials that I realized why they say they'll never own a home.
Because they're lazy.

2026-04-18 07:06:13 UTC

Give her what she wants boys.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/424/439/010/850/841/original/acd50a1767749509.webp

2026-04-18 06:53:08 UTC

Robocop, his pronouns are Robo/Cop
https://boundingintocomics.com/tv-shows/new-robocop-series

2026-04-18 06:51:03 UTC

When I was only a lad I saw Star Trek on the TV and thought it was gay as hell.

2026-04-18 06:31:31 UTC

Is it just me or is every European obsessed with Donald Trump?

2026-04-18 06:25:53 UTC

https://nypost.com/2026/04/17/us-news/stormy-daniels-looks-dramatically-different-in-new-photos-as-disgraced-ex-attorney-michael-avenatti-moves-to-halfway-house/

2026-04-16 08:19:38 UTC

Never ate Kimchi.
... Never will.

2026-04-16 05:50:16 UTC

wtf?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/412/816/158/677/429/original/0d6ebb8410141d0a.png

2026-04-16 05:20:06 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
Memdani is very height of mediocrity and weakness in our time.

2026-04-13 23:59:54 UTC

Eric Swalwell will be starting his new job selling state secrets to the CCP, which was his old job.

2026-04-13 23:46:25 UTC

What will be the name of Eric Swalwell's podcast?

2026-04-13 23:38:20 UTC

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@nprofile…rq7v
Congo has always been the most failed of all failed states.

2026-04-13 04:58:27 UTC

I'm glad the real estate market is for shit because Realtors are scumbags and I hope they starve.

2026-04-13 04:00:24 UTC

With the strait of Hormuz closed, how will we get our Dubai chocolate cake?

2026-04-12 22:11:06 UTC

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@nprofile…rq7v
We never would have heard about this if it weren't for the primaries.
https://www.governing.com/top-3/top-three-candidates-in-the-california-governors-race

2026-04-12 18:02:47 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
Illinois is a 'duty to retreat' state, so if some fat idiot chases you cussing and kicking and threatening you the DA won't do anything.

2026-04-12 17:50:16 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
good way to steal a car.

2026-04-11 20:52:10 UTC

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@nprofile…ygns @nprofile…fnfq
that's the stuff.
Ai, Van Allen belt, Dunning-Kruger, jet fuel can't melt steel beams...

2026-04-11 19:31:14 UTC

I almost feel bad for the Artemis mission haters because they cannot even imagine the kind of technical skill, human virtue or sheer confidence in your own ability to send people on a mission around the moon and home again safely.

2026-04-11 07:17:03 UTC

Antifa is the lamest counter culture movement of all time.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/04/lewis-clark-college-portland-set-host-antifa-symposium/

2026-04-09 10:30:21 UTC

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@nprofile…3jp8
American exceptionalism.

2026-04-09 09:19:30 UTC

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@nprofile…gn5r
I was amazed that something so dull as going to church could gather such a crowd.

2026-04-09 09:14:48 UTC

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@nprofile…gn5r
Religion is ok, it’s the fans who suck.

2026-04-09 08:42:43 UTC

I was tempted to call an ex but she’s 50 and fat.

2026-04-09 04:52:23 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/live/nfhDuOHMp0A

2026-04-08 08:43:45 UTC

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@nprofile…hqna
I should look into financing a tiny home. That must be the missing piece. Is it an auto loan or a mortgage? Is there even financing? You can finance a shed ffs.

2026-04-08 06:55:25 UTC

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@nprofile…hqna
Still cheaper than a $500K bungalow in a bad neighborhood.

2026-04-08 05:16:29 UTC

The tiny house thing seemed like a viable solution for first home buyers, yet it never took off. Why? Because it's a trailer and doesn't accrue equity? People don't want to live in a fancy trailer?
It's the same size as the apartment that doesn't accrue equity either.

2026-04-07 01:49:24 UTC

I went to a poetry reading once and it was a lesbian in a tracksuit talking about how much men suck. I was not offended.

2026-04-07 01:47:04 UTC

One smell steep for my tea

2026-04-07 01:45:42 UTC

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@nprofile…f02u
Texas capital?

2026-04-06 23:13:23 UTC

Chairface tryin’ to write his name on the moon!

2026-04-06 23:01:20 UTC

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@nprofile…leav
Everyone loves the bushy bush.

2026-04-06 23:00:59 UTC

Artemis II will fly over the CCP moon mission spot to criticize their techniques.

2026-04-06 22:59:58 UTC

NASA has some cute nerdy babes working there.

2026-04-06 22:51:44 UTC

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@nprofile…y4j2
9, each way

2026-04-06 06:14:33 UTC

My commute has become unbearable so I'll start biking into work again.

2026-04-06 06:13:14 UTC

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@nprofile…v6y2
He clearly left them behind as a message.
'eat my shorts.'

2026-04-06 04:00:09 UTC

https://youtu.be/XVjTwkrVhtY

2026-04-06 02:59:54 UTC

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@nprofile…fszt
no argument there.

2026-04-06 02:53:20 UTC

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@nprofile…g7c0
https://youtu.be/hayi5uZRYMc

2026-04-06 02:46:46 UTC

https://youtu.be/yS7IhqY2Q2k

2026-04-06 02:32:19 UTC

Don't do it...
https://hackaday.com/2026/04/01/mercury-audio-cables-so-nobody-else-has-to-do-it/

2026-04-06 02:17:49 UTC

happy easter
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/355/358/115/441/697/original/a1bbc40a461cb4e2.png

2026-04-06 02:14:41 UTC

How will Iran win the meme war without ChatGPT's data center? It's a bluff.

2026-04-06 02:10:28 UTC

At least I'll have trash out Monday.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/04/breaking-tuesday-800-p-m-eastern-time-trump/

2026-04-06 02:05:15 UTC

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@nprofile…ufu5 @nprofile…d84g
second that.
dolaar stores are for the poor, and the poor-curious.

2026-04-06 02:01:23 UTC

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@nprofile…l83p
aunty fa don't work

2026-04-06 02:00:35 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
the mildest punishment should be death.

2026-04-06 01:58:29 UTC

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@nprofile…mms0
The founders counted deist among them.

2026-04-06 01:56:41 UTC

I work at a desk now but I might start wearing a helmet just so people won't speak to me.

2026-04-06 01:52:13 UTC

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@nprofile…r4e5 @nprofile…kwcf
Biden pardoned Milley and the rest of the usurpers so they would not be hanged for treason.

2026-04-05 20:19:23 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
Do Kier Starmer

2026-04-05 20:18:00 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
we should consult their extensive historical writings...
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/353/943/329/362/163/original/c048a9c8237b080c.png

2026-04-05 20:15:40 UTC

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@nprofile…v6y2
Ladies ovulating.

2026-04-05 19:04:26 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7
100 BURP-PEES!

2026-04-05 19:02:30 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7
It only works if also weigh the piss... and tears.
😭

2026-04-05 19:00:16 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg
They should call the taxes what they are.
Welfare freeloading tax
Union kickback tax
Racist program tax
Fraud tax

2026-04-05 18:54:15 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg
yah, I get jeans from the goodwill because they don't shrink when washed.

2026-04-05 18:49:11 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
dad's are the best.
unless you're a genXr.

2026-04-05 18:45:56 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
Did he say, "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."

2026-04-05 18:43:45 UTC

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@nprofile…jsmc
Don't mess with the cheeto

2026-04-05 10:20:03 UTC

https://youtu.be/tkzY_VwNIek

2026-04-05 08:11:17 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz
https://www.youtube.com/live/m3kR2KK8TEs

2026-04-05 08:09:16 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz
Diamond Joe gave 'them' a good sniff.
https://www.tmz.com/2023/06/16/trans-influencer-rose-montoya-apologizes-topless-white-house-pride-event-biden/

2026-04-05 08:03:49 UTC

https://hackaday.com/2026/04/03/burning-wood-to-brew-wood-to-preserve-wood-pine-tar/

2026-04-05 07:52:02 UTC

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@nprofile…a7k0
'get the fuck away from people who hate you,' was what he said.

2026-04-05 07:49:49 UTC

I'm an expert on birthright citizenship
https://jonathanturley.org/2026/03/30/whatever-the-ruling-on-citizenship-aba-will-likely-be-the-biggest-loser/

2026-04-05 07:43:11 UTC

I'm allergic to pets so I don't see my family on holidays anymore.

2026-04-05 07:39:24 UTC

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@nprofile…8vt9
if you spend all day saying 'thanks' to the Ai you can actually see the lights dim in your house.

2026-04-05 07:35:41 UTC

Who's terrible idea was the, "Foodhall?"

2026-04-05 07:32:26 UTC

... I just don't want to be cold when I go outside anymore.

2026-04-05 07:29:43 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s
lyin' ass

2026-04-05 07:27:37 UTC

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@nprofile…pn62
not cool man
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/350/913/998/881/039/original/aa8819f49d1af96e.png

2026-04-05 07:23:21 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…w4wg
I'd watch that.
the broom wheelie is hype.

2026-04-05 07:20:53 UTC

https://youtu.be/b_KfnGBtVeA

2026-04-05 05:43:19 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…l4kz
I believe that is true.
There's plenty of black fellas where I live and none of them seem at all interested in a black Professor Snape.

2026-04-05 05:26:10 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj
... I am interested actually.

2026-04-05 05:23:57 UTC

https://newengland.com/food/fish-seafood/favorite-oyster-recipes/

2026-04-05 05:10:53 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s
nobody watches the NBA

2026-04-05 05:09:23 UTC

My girl is on vacation with her family so her apartment I'm setting mouse traps all over the place.

2026-04-05 05:08:13 UTC

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@nprofile…595u
the sitcom I never knew I wanted.

2026-04-05 05:06:52 UTC

I suspect that the real leverage the US is using against Iran is all the relatives living in here. If the strait doesn't open they will all be rounded up and loaded onto the cargo ships.

2026-04-05 04:59:00 UTC

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@nprofile…jm8s
blocked.

2026-04-05 04:51:29 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…w4wg
Its long been believed that the way to end racism is to not talk about racism. There's probably something to that.