🌈Magical Thinking

I thought you couldn't plead the fifth if you received a pardon?
https://nypost.com/2026/07/29/us-news/anthony-fauci-pleads-the-fifth-amendment-in-senate-hearing/

2026-07-29 04:09:00 UTC

Ed Markey wants more of the, "Pretti Good" army to get out there and die for ...
Haitians.
https://www.massdailynews.com/2026/07/28/take-streets-sen-markey-urges-massachusetts-defy-ice-trump

2026-07-28 13:10:38 UTC

AOC is getting fat.

2026-07-27 06:19:00 UTC

https://youtu.be/-3tDvMG87Ro

2026-07-27 00:05:45 UTC

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2026-07-27 00:05:14 UTC

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2026-07-27 00:02:21 UTC

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2026-07-26 13:28:43 UTC

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@nprofile…uamf @nprofile…h2rj
He’s making bank on the speaking circuit. Sells out Boston symphony hall.

2026-07-26 04:19:00 UTC

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@nprofile…xyve
I think I’m gonna build him a library. It will be a Home Depot shed and hunter will live in it. I’ll put it on land i inherited but can’t build on.

2026-07-25 02:12:00 UTC

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@nprofile…rjk0
Rap is music for people who don’t like music.

2026-07-25 02:10:12 UTC

I’m listening to rap.
People like this?

2026-07-24 05:54:06 UTC

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@nprofile…c965 @nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…dlsx
anyone can be a minister with them. it's a free service.

2026-07-24 05:44:00 UTC

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/07/jack-posobiec-shiloh-hendrix-is-trial-speech-thought/

2026-07-23 16:59:38 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx
*In SlJ voice
"I don't see any evidence that anyone wants a mouse here, do you, motherfucker?!"

2026-07-23 16:55:23 UTC

Netflix making a JCD biopic.

2026-07-23 12:35:12 UTC

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@nprofile…c2ja
that's a consequence of being busy.

2026-07-21 00:13:47 UTC

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@nprofile…uamf
How many asylum seekers will have babies in 10 years?

2026-07-20 17:31:48 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz
also, wash your produce.

2026-07-20 11:59:19 UTC

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@nprofile…rfn7 @nprofile…nxac
baldness runs in the royal blood. You'd think they would breed for stronger hair and no acne.

2026-07-20 11:56:53 UTC

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@nprofile…rfn7
Are they direct descendants of Uther Pendragon?

2026-07-20 02:10:15 UTC

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@nprofile…5kuu
I didn't watch it but I know that the fossils of mastodons are often mistaken for giants.

2026-07-20 02:06:40 UTC

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@nprofile…7dzr
jealous?
🤢

2026-07-17 03:24:29 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…lsen
cabbage is ok tho
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/933/175/661/411/773/original/ba0867373196f9a8.mp4

2026-07-17 03:18:07 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
I'll never eat lettuce again.
Also, that is my new ringtone.

2026-07-16 14:01:29 UTC

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@nprofile…et7q @nprofile…yvnm
Apparently some of the data was from the Mormons, who keep compulsive birth records so they can baptize you in abstentia. The actual DNA wasn't even necessary.

2026-07-16 13:59:05 UTC

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@nprofile…yvnm
I can't believe anyone was stupid enough to send their DNA to these companies.

2026-07-15 04:54:24 UTC

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@nprofile…rnpl @nprofile…cvrl @nprofile…l4kz
The jobs you can get with a gender studies degree are pretty much what you imagined.
https://www.indeed.com/career-advice/finding-a-job/womens-and-gender-studies-jobs

2026-07-13 21:11:19 UTC

https://thefederalist.com/2026/07/13/same-sex-couple-sues-surrogate-after-she-refuses-to-abort-baby-with-cleft-lip/

2026-07-13 03:23:57 UTC

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@nprofile…v6y2
whut the frijoles indeed manuel....

2026-07-09 06:59:41 UTC

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@nprofile…f86m
I can see places like bars and movie theaters banning entry with those glasses.

2026-07-09 06:57:09 UTC

Women suck
https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/07/08/usmnts-12-8-world-cup-payout-will-be-shared-with-womens-team-under-equal-pay-agreement/

2026-07-07 18:36:37 UTC

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@nprofile…aamy @nprofile…w4wg
seth rogan.
yuck.

2026-07-07 17:49:24 UTC

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@nprofile…rjm9
The premise of NATO is pointless.
They are supposed to fight communism and russia but they leave China alone and depend on Russia for heating oil.
It exists so that Europe doesn't form it's own Army, which would be laughable.

2026-07-07 17:40:30 UTC

Turkey shouldn't be in NATO.
that's some bullshit.

2026-07-07 01:34:31 UTC

I am an expert on the Charlie Kirk Murder trial
https://thefederalist.com/2026/07/06/heres-what-you-need-to-know-about-the-charlie-kirk-assassination-trial-day-1/

2026-07-06 23:13:33 UTC

he was braindead before he went to the hospital.
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/07/06/laura-loomer-reporter-claim-hospitalized-mitch-mcconnell-is-brain-dead/

2026-07-05 20:07:08 UTC

I shaved off my hair and beard and I await deliverance in my fresh Nike sneaks.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/869/170/771/956/108/original/29c44829b729c0ea.png

2026-07-04 05:12:53 UTC

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@nprofile…45ak @nprofile…l3mt
no kings broski

2026-07-04 05:09:24 UTC

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@nprofile…l3mt @nprofile…z3w6
you're really into Donald Trump, huh?

2026-07-04 05:00:56 UTC

Everything I know about staying cool in summer I learned from Henry Miller.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/859/945/087/469/035/original/580d97869d0cf6aa.png

2026-07-03 23:04:08 UTC

They know we're busy that weekend.
https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2026/07/03/iran-schedules-ayatollahs-funeral-fourth-july-weekend/

2026-07-01 06:37:32 UTC

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@nprofile…nxac @nprofile…h667
https://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2026/06/30/ohio-sen-moreno-reintroduce-former-sen-harry-reids-bill-eliminating-birthright-citizenship/

2026-07-01 06:20:14 UTC

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@nprofile…nxac @nprofile…h667
the big cases always obscure the little ones that have much bigger impact.
Humphrey's executor, for example. They've been trying to get rid of that thing for decades.

2026-06-30 04:43:56 UTC

https://boundingintocomics.com/movies/dc-studios-teams-with-kfc

2026-06-29 05:06:51 UTC

My neighbor finally finished his backyard playland (or he ran out of money).
Rock walls, some pergola thing - and he celebrated by (over)cooking a steak on his new back deck.
*Alone

2026-06-28 03:05:57 UTC

😂
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/06/27/democrat-debbie-wasserman-schultz-claims-americans-will-pay-even-higher-prices-for-groceries-housing-if-tps-haitians-deported/

2026-06-24 18:39:08 UTC

Sorry, Anthony is Adam Curry‘s alt account

2026-06-23 17:34:13 UTC

Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/800/621/000/756/309/original/1cb394f4b6fcbab2.png

2026-06-20 13:58:06 UTC

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@nprofile…2nyy
have you tried a text browesr?

2026-06-19 09:49:37 UTC

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@nprofile…3w2e @nprofile…nxac @nprofile…hw3q
I usually just threaten to sue them, because i sue everyone and they know it.

2026-06-19 09:17:06 UTC

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@nprofile…3w2e @nprofile…hw3q
Friday is a holiday and i could let one more person take the day off. You can’t joke with women.

2026-06-19 09:05:55 UTC

HR wants to talk to me because i offered a girl a day off because of her haircut.

2026-06-18 17:18:10 UTC

No Americans have embraced the world cup.
Indeed, the gloss is starting to rub off these enthusiastic tourists who end up drunk and fighting everywhere.

2026-06-14 23:05:01 UTC

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@nprofile…tq8a
What do you care what boyfriends do?
My body, my choice.

2026-06-14 17:37:07 UTC

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@nprofile…tq8a
aren't you a lesbian?

2026-06-14 04:55:51 UTC

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@nprofile…3jp8 @nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…p4t6
I'd buy the WNBA and shutter it.

2026-06-12 17:24:30 UTC

you know what?
I'm not going to squish that fly.
Have a good 24 lifespan buddy.

2026-06-12 12:50:51 UTC

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@nprofile…z99d
just like in Ukraine.

2026-06-12 05:49:53 UTC

FIFA's world cup in the USA is nothing less than the largest human smuggling operation in history.

2026-06-09 22:43:33 UTC

I can’t believe they’re going to lock up Karmelo just for murdering that boy.
https://nypost.com/2026/06/09/us-news/karmelo-anthony-convicted-of-fatally-stabbing-austin-metcalf-at-texas-track-meet/

2026-06-08 03:47:43 UTC

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@nprofile…nxac @nprofile…lsen
a bottle or a glass?
If you see a set up like a guy filming and a big dude blocking the way - nothing good is coming.

2026-06-08 03:45:37 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
Don't mess with short guys.

2026-06-08 00:18:04 UTC

Boston has compost pick up for people with backyards.

2026-06-07 17:29:06 UTC

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@nprofile…a0uj
Great place to raise a family.

2026-06-07 17:27:50 UTC

We all know that Karmelo Anthony is going to walk free. He'll be the black Kyle Rittenhouse.

2026-06-07 17:25:21 UTC

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@nprofile…h2rj
I mean does the tick make you allergic to fish?

2026-06-07 05:25:02 UTC

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@nprofile…h2rj
does that include fish?

2026-06-07 04:37:58 UTC

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@nprofile…h2rj
EUgenics

2026-06-07 03:53:50 UTC

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@nprofile…v6y2
I'll be honest, none of this ever made any sense to me. Anyone who thinks they are born in the wrong body is the very definition of insane.

2026-06-06 05:11:26 UTC

Freedom 250th concert has been replaced by a speech from Trump, and I am excited because it will probably be the one he couldn't deliver after Cole Allen rushed the door of the Correspondence Dinner.
https://notthebee.com/article/trump-just-re-did-the-freedom-250-concert-lineup

2026-05-30 04:33:57 UTC

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@nprofile…xjey
cereal is a genx thing.

2026-05-29 01:55:44 UTC

I'm gonna say it...
No one in the USA is going to watch the world cup.
https://fifaworldcup26.hospitality.fifa.com/us/en/choose-matches?venue=NN_BOS

2026-05-26 05:06:09 UTC

This is basically every date I went on for the last decade.
https://youtu.be/D3VsBMoNPZs

2026-05-25 01:47:08 UTC

duel your boss
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2026-05-24 09:32:21 UTC

Begleri iz nunchucks

2026-05-24 09:30:40 UTC

Adam Curry & Stephen Colbert

2026-05-23 20:21:07 UTC

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@nprofile…rkgj
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2026-05-23 20:15:43 UTC

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@nprofile…3g0g
Trump isn't as Republican, so I agree.

2026-05-23 14:31:28 UTC

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@nprofile…3g0g
Libertarians can’t get the job done

2026-05-23 04:59:22 UTC

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@nprofile…5lhm
Musk working on another baby

2026-05-22 04:11:42 UTC

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2026-05-20 01:32:43 UTC

Silly Massie.
Don’t play with Trump, he’ll run you the fuck over.
https://nypost.com/2026/05/19/us-news/rep-thomas-massie-ousted-in-kentucky-by-trump-backed-ed-gallrein/

2026-05-17 08:00:25 UTC

The tinnitus has evolved into a ringtone

2026-05-17 07:41:03 UTC

I predict the end of the pedal bike in 10 years. Just like the land line phone, the film camera and the typewriter, a technological solution made cheaply and abundantly will make them irrelevant. Ebikes will put regular bikes out of business.

2026-05-17 07:36:12 UTC

Live every day like Bill murray in stripes.

2026-05-13 05:27:43 UTC

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@nprofile…0w9l
oh man, will we get flooded out from the rising sea levels?

2026-05-12 22:50:12 UTC

As a former cyclist, i fucking Hate, HATE, bike riders now.

2026-05-11 16:47:28 UTC

The real engine behind innovation in this world, it turns out, is Warhammer 40K.
https://hackaday.com/2026/05/10/multimaterial-sla-printer-will-make-your-head-spin/

2026-05-11 03:07:26 UTC

don't be frowny, eat a brownie!

2026-05-11 03:06:42 UTC

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@nprofile…l83p @nprofile…2p46
genie in the sink

2026-05-09 18:24:17 UTC

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@nprofile…dugj
star office

2026-05-09 10:01:18 UTC

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@nprofile…h2rj
Influencers are infomercials

2026-05-09 10:00:26 UTC

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@nprofile…nxac @nprofile…a3vu
Gender reassignment surgery isn’t necessary, just get married. It turns grown men into girlie girls.

2026-05-09 09:49:56 UTC

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@nprofile…a3vu
I don’t hang with married friends. They’re no fun.

2026-05-08 05:45:21 UTC

Fauci has to be charged tomorrow.

2026-05-05 16:45:29 UTC

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@nprofile…ve9y @nprofile…7ypj
you guys are punks.
mayo packets are everywhere, just grab a handful. They are built into the price of takeout or whatever - you've already paid for them.
Anyone who buys mayonnaise, mustard or ketchup needs a lesson in economics.

2026-05-05 15:13:40 UTC

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@nprofile…z99d
Lol
Nice strategy there Ayotollah. That's like the protesters who stand in front of your car to scream about Palestine or whatever.

2026-05-05 15:09:57 UTC

Iran is lame.
"Just getting started," is what you say after you got your ass kicked and everyone is laughing at you.
https://www.breitbart.com/news/iran-warns-not-even-started-in-hormuz/