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2026-03-25 18:31:20 CET

That’s it, it’s pronounced Kan-Saw now

2026-01-31 21:55:58 CET

eat the rich is the moderate position

2026-01-21 20:25:33 CET

Ever driven the same car or used the same camera or power drill for 8-10 years and thought: "I wish all these buttons and levers were suddenly in different places and did different things"?
Yeah. Me neither.
This is a toot about operating systems.

2026-01-02 22:22:26 CET

i hatched a gum emperor moth and it must have been a girl because now the living room is full of spent horny male emperor moths and eggs 😅 #mothstodon
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2025-12-29 01:56:15 CET

can a galaxy flip7 make a star trek communicator noise when flipped open?
i just need a yes or no answer - i will NOT watch a tiktok about it

2025-12-16 19:51:30 CET

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the enemy of my enemy is still ruth fucking richardson 🤮 #nzpol
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2025-12-16 19:49:16 CET

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what we need is a good old fashioned drunk-called snap election, but winnie doesn't have the stones and rimmer's owners do not want that #nzpol

2025-12-16 19:46:12 CET

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a mistake that is two years running and a shaky one left, but here we are #nzpol

2025-12-16 19:43:20 CET

Don't debate your enemy when they are in the middle of making a mistake #NZPol

2025-11-12 05:13:17 CET

clouds here 😭
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2025-10-30 22:27:34 CET

The Andrew formerly known as Prince

2025-10-23 20:25:26 CEST

Once we are all completely locked in to the concept of "enshittification", Cory Doctorow is going to jack up the price and cash out.

2025-09-11 00:01:38 CEST

hold your second amendment close tonight and remind it that you love it #USPOL

2025-09-10 21:05:26 CEST

sending charlie kirk precisely one thought and or prayer for each murdered Palestinian he has thoughted or prayered in the last 11 months

2025-08-06 03:54:46 CEST

aww thanks team, as a new drug seeker to the area it can be hard to get the word out there and make new contacts. let's network together 🤝
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2025-08-02 23:43:28 CEST

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CORROLARY:
See also GLUTEN
LEMMA:
It's OK to FART, actually

2025-06-20 02:51:12 CEST

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ol' bill was a big influence on me coming up 🥲

2025-06-19 13:10:12 CEST

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this #sff #MicroFiction brought to you by 2000(+!) character server limits (back in my day, 140!), and my phone dying on me on the crapper WHEN IT WAS STILL ON 10%

2025-06-19 12:51:14 CEST

Unruly mokopuna tumble into the room, all multitasking giggles and secret silently exchanged RapidMojis flashing from ret-I-na to ret-I-na at refresh rates far in excess of my flimsy percept.
"Grandpa Ptoothfish, quick! Pass us the charging mat! Our phone's on ten percent!"
"Ten percent?!," I cry. "Ten percent!! Why, in my day ten percent was enough to take the bus into Coopersfield, watch TWO movies, and still have enough battery to split an ice cream cone with Rosie McGee on the way home!"
The mokopuna screech like modems of delight and ramble off jerkily, only ever half conscious of their actual surroundings, in search of other StimDults to torment for delicious random input. This game of prompt and story with Grandpa P grows shorter and sweeter every day as they grow into their new PreDult neurodermal stimplants: triggering my old man chatter gives them drastically diminishing dopamine returns.
It is certain that they don't know what a phone is, much less a battery or a charging mat. All of their derms, motor-sensory and network-informational, are stimmed continuously by the EverHum EMF transmitters that blanket the NeighbourHood in a soothing crackle.
As for myself, in my advancing decrepitude, I am no longer sure that I really knew a person named Rosie McGee, or split an ice cream cone with them. (Or anyone. How would that have worked? Did we alternate licks? That doesn't sound right. Wait. How *did* we eat ice cream?) I try to make a Me-monic to look up "ice cream" later but my left visual field collapses in a jarring cascade of brightly coloured reminders that my mem augments are full and I need to delete some memories or buy an upgrade SOON.
I manage to wave away enough of these pop-ins to restore a less emesis-inducing awareness of the room around me. Now where was I? Lost between an ice cream cone and the Rosie McGee from the stories I terrorise the mokopuna with. Was she even real? God, I hope I didn't delete her to make room for that last Kanye album.

2025-06-15 22:16:44 CEST

hey, you sew what you rip

2025-06-07 23:29:27 CEST

We were all happily living in vans down by the river but we had to abandon the vans because they drew too much attention from the Amazon Water Division helicopter snipers, who are allowed to take potshots at us from the air for "water rustling", now that Amazon owns all the rivers south of the Microsoft Divide.
- Dispatches from the West Coast Water Wars, 2037 (it is not clear if the author was familiar with the works of Chris Farley, but given the scant access The DisneyCorp allowed the displaced California and Oregon residents to the legacy media of their age by the mid-2030s, this researcher posits either their phrasing is coincidental, or part of an idiomatic vernacular, possibly preserved through campfire retellings in an oral history known as the Saturday Night Lets All Stay Alive Sketches)

2025-05-23 11:10:23 CEST

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if they wanna pay me $5m a picture to cameo as the heel in some westerns, i'm in

2025-01-02 22:09:47 CET

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nobody wants to be locked up indefinitely for poverty and destitution related crimes, and forced to work as slaves for mega corporations anymore

2025-01-02 21:55:27 CET

nObOdY wAnTs To WoRk AnYmOrE

2025-01-02 21:54:29 CET

i really should obtain a fipper zero and learn how to use it before they are (even more) illegal

2024-12-08 07:44:33 CET

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i guess - the way i see it (from earth ;-))- pluto won't move from capricorn to aquarius until 2035+
so... all our talk about where it is or isn't... isn't based on where it is. so yeah i understand it doesn't have to be "science". but. why do we tell the story like its there? i don't understand what that is for. its currently in sag-cap. if it MEANS something for it to be there, why do we project it somewhere else.
i'm not at you for an explanation. i'll do some more looking around

2024-12-08 05:28:05 CET

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i mean i am all for revolution but... what does "pluto is in aquarius" mean? it apparently doesn't mean it is IN the constellation of aquarius.

2024-12-08 05:25:57 CET

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pluto is currently halfway between sagittarius and capricorn 😜

2024-12-01 01:14:15 CET

ffs did nobody actually READ lovecraft??!?
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2024-11-28 19:06:58 CET

if you are a motorcycle enthusiast protesting rego price increases today, have fun, stay safe
just try to remember the receptionists and case managers don't set the levies #nzpol

2024-11-21 05:45:20 CET

It's only a Gang if it comes from the Schedule 2 region of the Gangs Act 2024.
Otherwise it's just a Sparkling Dominant Protective Association

2024-11-05 09:03:14 CET

the fucking wierdest thing is these health professionals used to wear masks BEFORE covid

2024-10-27 07:06:19 CET

if i was a billionaire i would simply not buy a mass communication platform beloved of millions and turn it into festering untrustworthy swamp

2024-10-26 01:02:47 CEST

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why so immediately leaving the op shop empty handed?
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2024-10-26 00:59:32 CEST

sometimes you just feel like you woke up in a
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2024-10-23 10:40:27 CEST

Unskilled Labour? You mean National?

2024-10-21 01:42:04 CEST

they literally CLOSED the restaurant so he could LOOK LIKE he was working in it
there isn't a more perfect metaphor for him, his presidency, campaign, and life

2024-10-15 05:19:31 CEST

okay so MAYBE we get a view of the comet tail tonight, in the west, AND the ISS appears to rise near it, and fly past it, before "setting" in the south?
about 8:30pm nzdt, looking westward

2024-09-30 08:23:31 CEST

well that is fucking delightful
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2024-09-21 22:15:55 CEST

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i don't know if filters are de riguer
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2024-09-21 22:12:53 CEST

#silentSunday
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2024-09-20 08:25:33 CEST

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if you're a hospitality entrepreneur, you CANNOT save money on minimum wage staff, so stop trying to make them buy into yoir shenanigans.
you want to save REAL money?
tell your LANDLORD to HALVE THE RENT. Tell them they can have a profit share instead of a fixed rental.
That's where all your money is going, and you KNOW it.
So how come wages are negotiable, but your rent isn't?

2024-09-20 08:21:50 CEST

most hOsPiTaLiTy EnTrEpReNeUrS in this country only pay minimum wage (or pennies over) anyway... so where is this mathemagician getting the cost saving from that he is going to pass on to the customers he wants to pay tips??!? why does he get a writeup in the papers? make it make cents
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/top/528519/should-we-tip-hospo-staff-in-new-zealand

2024-09-14 07:02:53 CEST

jesus definitely could have turned parsley into like necromancer purple kush

2024-09-02 00:37:33 CEST

but minister*, what about the evidence?
"well, that's not MY position"
#rpb #nzpol
*any given minister in this hack coalition

2024-08-25 09:52:58 CEST

alien covenant ass lookin' asses #mushtodon #mosstodon
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2024-08-25 06:29:03 CEST

we got wood ear the size of dinner plates out here #mushtodon #mosstodon
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2024-08-19 05:16:26 CEST

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if you ARE a pākehā male "of any age" struggling with disconnection and a lack of cultural identity, i recommend strongly that you start with your local library, archives, and records institutions (eg The Hocken, births/deaths/marriage, municipal cemetery and cremation records) BEFORE you share your deepest insecurities AND your email address with a stranger posting QR codes at the mall

2024-08-19 05:11:38 CEST

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in the same window as this reactionary dressed-up-as-concern-for-children nonsense so... doesn't bode well
give it a wide berth, eh?
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2024-08-19 05:07:35 CEST

worried that this is some cryptofascist recruitment shit posing as an academic study... it's dressed up in consent form vernacular but with no institutional alignment, academic or otherwise
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2024-08-18 21:22:37 CEST

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🤔thinking about how to write one character named Cnut into every story i write from now on

2024-08-08 10:35:13 CEST

#ThursdayFiveList #theLoneliness
REM - Disappear
https://youtu.be/ElGWjmfEyAU?si=Q3nung-ZO5phx_Uo
pokey lafarge - end of my rope
https://youtu.be/h60F4MCaDjI?si=mMNNNIvqJZLQ-vF2
chemical brothers- alive alone
https://youtu.be/q9rrZzrgA2I?si=YFuz-WpufgZrisq0
jess cornelius - body memory
https://youtu.be/kJa4dvxRAz8?si=jpEp8eBCNvw_WWdK
harry dean stanton - everybody's talkin'
https://youtu.be/LlByqJs-yWA?si=AKjM6eHr1uSnXznQ