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2026-07-09 15:51:48 UTC

me when im ugly chud but im a girl so I cope
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2026-07-09 02:29:37 UTC

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I used to wish for xray vision
Now that we have something similar to that
I understand why God doesn’t let us have everything we desire.

2026-05-17 21:38:46 UTC

yomby
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2026-05-16 23:12:07 UTC

Water is a rare resource!! do you think it just falls out of the sky??
NO
isreal supplies us water they create in their water labs.
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2026-05-12 13:52:34 UTC

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2026-05-11 03:43:05 UTC

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2026-05-04 14:45:53 UTC

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utterly fucked up piece of shit update.
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2026-05-04 14:42:08 UTC

is it possible to make this on pleroma?
I will try now instead of working.
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2026-04-03 19:50:55 UTC

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She eated a spearmint gum
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2026-04-02 23:04:06 UTC

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2026-04-01 03:02:16 UTC

lesbians aren't real
they're just women who hate men.
Gays are real though, they're just perverts who want to rape men.
The world is full of predators who want to hurt sensitive young men.
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2026-03-11 02:06:33 UTC

thoughts on square phones?
i like how it looks but wouldn't buy one.
I hope it becomes a thing. Technology is so boring in the west.
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2026-03-06 04:46:05 UTC

@coolboymew they’ve added a feature to extend the length of the video
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2026-03-04 20:30:07 UTC

there is no such thing as a "baby incel" babies shouldn't be having sex anyways
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2026-03-02 20:20:15 UTC

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he’s 6ft, athletic, thug, he has aura.
I never stood a chance after she turned 16

2026-03-02 17:38:57 UTC

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2026-03-01 02:40:00 UTC

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still looking for that one thread with the @[email protected] and @npub1scu…es43 and the cat mustache
Lost media at this point

2026-03-01 01:33:12 UTC

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2026-02-22 18:06:13 UTC

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I'm lucky to only have 30-50 minute commute.

2026-02-22 17:52:35 UTC

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2026-01-22 03:39:19 UTC

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it's literally the easiest thing in the world.

2026-01-22 01:42:45 UTC

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genuinely though what's wrong with not wanting to play with women?
but idk though
girls don't talk to me.
they call me ugly and dumb
and avoid talking to me if they can help it.
cashier women's smiles contort when I arrive
>he's so ugly and short
they think in their minds
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2026-01-16 22:48:44 UTC

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2026-01-14 23:20:14 UTC

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As a teen I fucked a toilet.
put lube on the seat, closed the lid on my dih and went to town.
needless to say, it didn't feel good.

2026-01-14 04:52:15 UTC

this is how I'd pull up to the family function if I was a foid
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2026-01-09 01:01:28 UTC

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only a slave quantifies their worth through productivity

2026-01-09 00:27:38 UTC

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my boss told me to use ai
and i did
No ai is taking ts job
unironically
it's so miserable the ai would kill itself

2026-01-08 23:57:33 UTC

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never get a job.
never.
live on wellfare.

2026-01-08 23:24:48 UTC

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there never was any point
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2026-01-03 01:48:04 UTC

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cc @[email protected]

2026-01-02 05:38:25 UTC

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I used to be really into smartphones actually
back before jews banned chinkware
It was just so interesting

2026-01-02 05:37:43 UTC

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Hatsune Miku

2026-01-02 05:34:29 UTC

i have the ability to purchase the Hatsune Miku sony Xperia.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO ANYMORE :akkoCry:

2026-01-01 06:31:37 UTC

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my rapist was a hag

2025-12-29 19:06:35 UTC

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I'm under 160 and still look like this

2025-12-27 21:22:07 UTC

we must kill the evil
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2025-12-25 22:28:40 UTC

cave divers have to be the most retarded niggers on the planet
>oh let me dive into this hole with no idea what's on the other side!

2025-12-25 20:07:33 UTC

kill yourself now to save time
follow for more self improvement tips
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2025-12-22 01:37:03 UTC

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2025-12-10 14:18:49 UTC

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no
No brown wife to cuddle :akkoCry:

2025-12-10 14:04:00 UTC

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I got lucky with my undergrad
Most of it was covered by scholarships with only a few thousand in debt

2025-12-10 14:00:59 UTC

The day I get paid I have to immediately spend $900 on school 😾

2025-12-08 04:21:43 UTC

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that’s not an error that’s a burger
When was the last time my computer offered me a burger?
Spoiler, NEVER!!!!

2025-12-02 02:41:30 UTC

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2025-11-27 02:20:58 UTC

bitches will have a baby with you and then just decide not to share their milk.
wtf???

2025-11-21 05:50:10 UTC

How many of you niggas are actually ugly and how many of you are fakecel pretend larping ugly? Niggas be 6'0 talm bout ohh im incel

2025-11-20 21:44:38 UTC

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2025-11-20 08:33:43 UTC

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cc @coolboymew peep this

2025-11-20 08:33:14 UTC

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2025-11-19 00:47:24 UTC

Chinese culture is eating bat soup
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2025-11-16 05:32:17 UTC

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whites are inherently evil because they allowed jews to persist and take over
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2025-11-16 05:13:52 UTC

i can't keep doing this shit.
go to sleep
wake up
just to go back to sleep??
wtf is this?
and now i have to work? forever??
wtf is this shit.
>ohhh life is a miracle don't abortion your baby!!!
fuck you nigger
i haven't felt the touch of another HUMAN BEING in over 4 years nigga
tf you even talm bout!!!
LIFE IS SHIT

2025-11-08 03:58:27 UTC

@coolboymew recovered from surgery yet?
Erotic tummy progress update?

2025-11-08 02:37:22 UTC

this is how my chicken looks in the oven
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2025-11-07 03:38:05 UTC

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I'm telling everyone you're a man so I can have your tight little oomf pussy to myself while everyone else is too busy thinking it's gay.

2025-11-05 05:39:02 UTC

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ts civil war has been approaching for 10 years. it's not happening.

2025-11-05 05:29:18 UTC

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2025-11-05 05:18:41 UTC

wowee 😻😻😻😻
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2025-11-05 01:19:37 UTC

what a privilege it is to ruin a flat erotic tummy with pregnancy

2025-10-31 05:32:00 UTC

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2025-10-31 02:59:41 UTC

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WHAT THE FREAK IS TAKING UP ALL MY STORAGE

2025-10-31 02:59:26 UTC

256GB computer in 2025 is like using 16GB phone.

2025-10-27 05:47:31 UTC

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no
it's not that deep
it just looks like cum

2025-10-22 02:06:28 UTC

why tf my stomach hurt for 6 days

2025-10-20 00:32:16 UTC

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the devil is working overtime.
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2025-10-17 20:41:52 UTC

me if i got a wife rn
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2025-10-06 22:24:55 UTC

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2025-10-03 23:33:16 UTC

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I think that's a good way to raise a son.
not overly praising him when he's doing nothing but acknowledging and praising him for doing his best.

2025-09-25 02:33:29 UTC

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2025-09-17 22:57:57 UTC

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Wasn't borned for 9/11 so this is all I've ever known

2025-09-17 22:55:11 UTC

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too many political retards they think anything is gonna change.
We've had the same leaste for over 2 decade.

2025-09-17 22:34:47 UTC

see I told you
he's not stopping shit
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2025-09-17 14:16:37 UTC

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nigga chim nigga chim
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2025-09-15 21:13:04 UTC

woman hands are so fluffy.
You may think it's just soft
but it's not a soft soft
it's a fluffy soft.
I want those soft fluffy hands on my face caressing me up and down while she looks me in the eyes
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2025-09-11 06:54:36 UTC

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hi i need pictures of fat women for a project
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2025-09-11 06:14:04 UTC

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what's that

2025-09-11 06:03:26 UTC

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do you need help losing weight? i have a really fat friend who knows a lot about exercise .
@coolboymew

2025-09-11 01:40:27 UTC

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nah my life is shit.
sit around all day waiting for something that's never going to come.
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2025-09-11 01:35:33 UTC

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I do that now
I have zero reason to leave the house right now.

2025-09-11 01:22:08 UTC

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based sleeppilled napmaxxer in your eepy era.

2025-09-04 07:09:21 UTC

My fedi admin is married. yours is single and a virgin.
And get you dare fediblock our instance? under what circumstances do you feel that you have the right to make such a decision?
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2025-09-04 06:00:01 UTC

couples that goon together stay together

2025-09-01 20:31:42 UTC

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2025-09-01 17:45:23 UTC

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hello, i would like to apply for the job of president of the united states
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2025-09-01 15:39:20 UTC

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2025-08-30 05:06:53 UTC

Don't wanna do anything.
Don't even feel like gooning.
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2025-08-30 00:53:04 UTC

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2025-08-29 06:12:03 UTC

statistically me and all my oomfs are gonna die kissless virgins. It just makes sense.

2025-08-28 05:20:38 UTC

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increase in testosterone

2025-08-28 05:19:37 UTC

hitting legs gives you big boners though
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2025-08-23 06:14:06 UTC

if I wake up tomorrow and fall back down into dihpression and this hyperhidrosis disappears again
let it be known! within every "it's so over" lies a dormant "we're so back!"
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2025-08-23 05:28:27 UTC

we love girls that...
love us back.
it's that simple chat.
no more big bouncy ass.
no more uohhh cunny.
no more number 3.

2025-08-22 03:47:03 UTC

life hack
go to the casino
$1 on red $1 on black
win $2
repeat for infinity money.
follow for more financial hacks.
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2025-08-06 16:05:57 UTC

i still don't know the point of my life.
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2025-07-25 10:03:19 UTC

this is actually such a nice watch
anyone know what it's called?
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2025-07-22 23:40:33 UTC

you can try but I'll rape you in one swift motion
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2025-07-19 05:03:05 UTC

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I've only done software development in school and a bit of computer architecture, database architecture, networking even though my degree encompasses a lot of different subjects. senior project was an app/webapp.
feels like they want you to do software development despite having a separate degree for that. All the clients they had lined up wanted a product they could showcase. majority were web apps.
guess it makes sense.

2025-07-19 04:59:20 UTC

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yeah obviously doing good code will up your skills as well.
but some of these people just don't care. they want something and they want it now.

2025-07-19 04:15:11 UTC

tbf when i was choosing my major in hs the tech industry was booming.
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2025-07-18 16:23:52 UTC

it's over for bro
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