Mama's Pinky Toe

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2026-04-11 20:14:21 CEST

New Jersey is a hotbed of Italian-Americanism.

2026-04-10 17:30:19 CEST

Ken dolls are born anatomically correct. They're castrated before leaving the factory.

2026-03-22 21:14:18 CET

Margaret, there's a reason the president wears big shoes. It's because he's got a big dick.
- Scott Bessent on "Face the Nation"

2026-02-14 18:19:14 CET

I would rather have . . .

2025-12-22 04:09:01 CET

I'm not saying Sydney Sweeney should replace the pope but I'm not against it. Why shouldn't we have a hot pope?

2025-12-15 11:56:30 CET

Gayer . . .

2025-10-24 21:23:52 CEST

America has more stupid people than Canada. Like a lot more.

2025-05-12 07:03:27 CEST

Bullshit is a skill. Calling out bullshit is also a skill.

2025-04-29 04:28:21 CEST

I have not been elected prime minister of Canada. This is what the people want, and I accept that.

2025-04-26 18:58:15 CEST

Courage is not freaking out when you look up your checking account in the last days of the month.

2025-04-17 01:29:21 CEST

If a form specifies sex and you write in "polly wolly doodle," that is perfectly acceptable.

2025-04-16 05:28:19 CEST

I only buy licensed products that lampoon consumerism.

2025-04-10 00:01:01 CEST

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That is a good guess at where we might find anything salacious in a national anthem. (I think it's also fair if a lyric can be misread.)

2025-04-04 21:50:21 CEST

You give me an itch.
- some damn Barbara Stanwyck thing

2025-03-29 22:26:09 CET

Amber Ruffin, guilty of JWB
https://bit.ly/3QVDhVW

2025-03-27 20:37:42 CET

Would you sell one of your ears for $10?

2025-03-27 20:26:37 CET

Liza Minnelli has had two movie abortions.

2025-03-23 20:24:37 CET

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Emojis are glitter for your eyes.

2025-03-23 19:40:55 CET

I am going to fight emojis with hieroglyphs. Who's inscrutable now?
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2025-03-23 18:43:54 CET

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Some of these posts are thought but not thought out.

2025-03-23 17:49:12 CET

The right person will smell pretty.

2025-03-23 13:49:38 CET

Would the Munchkins be MAGA?

2025-03-17 04:08:19 CET

In the commercials the babies love wearing diapers, the toddlers love wearing diapers, and the old people love wearing diapers. Everybody loves wearing diapers! This may be something to look into.

2025-03-16 17:59:12 CET

If it has a hinge, it is not a sandwich. If its central ingredient is eaten only as part of a food apparatus, it is not a sandwich. If it is schlong-shaped, it is not a sandwich. Let the word go forth, from this time and place: a hot dog is not a sandwich.

2025-03-06 19:22:26 CET

You'll know the country's taken a turn when Newt Gingrich stops saying "Judeo-Christian" and just says "Christian."

2025-03-05 19:31:28 CET

I want a happy pill. I want two happy pills. I WANT ALL THE HAPPY PILLS!

2025-02-21 21:24:47 CET

Thanks, Mitch McConnell!

2025-02-17 22:32:22 CET

I'd like to introduce squirrels into our relationship.

2025-02-15 00:07:06 CET

If I converted to Judaism, it would mostly be for the space laser.

2025-02-14 20:11:30 CET

One piece at a time and it didn't cost me a dime.
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2025-02-14 05:36:39 CET

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Put.io is a service--a website--that you can copy-and-paste a magnet link to. It downloads a file and saves it to your account. It's ten bucks a month for 100 GB of storage. The amount of storage doesn't really matter because you just download then download the file from your Put.io.
Eztvx.to is the site I go to for TV shows whose magnet links I copy over to my Put.io account.
It's easier but less flexible than torrenting.

2025-02-14 05:28:15 CET

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eztvx.to ($0) + put.io ($10 a month)

2025-01-24 06:50:19 CET

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Tom Wolfe told a story about going out for lunch to a topless or all-nude lounge with Marshall McLuhuan (🇨🇦) and other men. One said of the young woman serving them, "Why, she isn't wearing anything!" to which McLuhan said, "Yes, she is. She's wearing us."

2025-01-22 23:45:04 CET

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The difference between "casual Friday" and "starkers Friday" is CONFIDENCE!

2025-01-22 22:31:05 CET

The difference between "casual Friday" and "starkers Friday" is a restraining order.

2025-01-18 23:14:16 CET

My Irish grandfather was once in an elevator with my mother and some older women. To no one in particular he said, "Without a doubt this is the homeliest bunch of women I have ever seen," before turning to my mother and saying, "Except for you, my dear."

2025-01-02 00:30:38 CET

Jimmy Carter's funeral will be held before Trump is in office. So the Carters have a perfect right to tell Trump to go fuck himself.

2024-12-31 03:01:58 CET

Why can't Starbucks sell donuts? Why do they have to be so stuck up?

2024-12-24 01:56:44 CET

Dr. Drew sold out HARD.

2024-12-22 19:23:42 CET

I wrote "darn" and went back and wrote "damn."

2024-12-01 07:18:28 CET

For ten dollars I will write your name on my thumb.

2024-11-27 15:13:30 CET

Swear to God, it was like seeing Elvis.
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2024-11-24 18:38:26 CET

Under my law the Ten Commandments will be inscribed on Matt Gaetz's forehead,

2024-11-23 01:31:25 CET

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Collections.

2024-11-23 01:17:32 CET

I like your fuck-you attitude. Young man, you're hired.

2024-11-22 07:17:01 CET

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10/10

2024-11-22 03:08:22 CET

One of the things you can't do with two hands is put on a watch.