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2026-05-15 07:11:26 CEST

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Natural is best

2026-05-14 21:05:58 CEST

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Suits me, I don't like crowds anyway

2026-05-14 07:53:23 CEST

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You can't shave a vagina. You guys really know nothing about female anatomy and it shows.

2026-05-11 15:17:35 CEST

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I didn't know this but thanks. Generally natural is better, there are reasons that we evolved the way we did.

2026-05-11 14:42:19 CEST

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Very bad idea shaving down there
Burt, P., & Lloyd, S. (2014). Internal British Cycling Research Project on Female Perineal Health. (Summarized in Bike Fit: Every Cyclist's Guide to Optimization by Phil Burt).
Napier, C., & Heron, N. (2022). A scoping review of the definition, prevalence, management and prevention of saddle sores in cycling. International Journal of Environmental Research and Public Health, 19(13), 8073. https://doi.org/10.3390/ijerph19138073
Swart, J., & Holliday, W. (2023). Female cyclists’ experiences of saddle sores and their effect on cycling. BMC Women's Health, 23(1). https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12908944/

2026-05-08 10:14:42 CEST

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Exactly. But it's not fundamentally a Nostr problem just like phishing emails aren't fundamentally an email problem

2026-05-08 09:47:08 CEST

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Like I say - the client can see this and tell you that you're following but are on their mute list.

2026-05-08 09:45:48 CEST

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Sorry, I meant in metric. Was being facetious

2026-05-08 09:26:31 CEST

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True

2026-05-08 08:32:09 CEST

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Is it not the clients that are poorly made?

2026-05-08 08:25:05 CEST

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Strait. But yes, likely. The US has the capability to end the Iranian regime and thus their war at any time. It's a choice to keep it going.

2026-05-08 08:16:59 CEST

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What's a gallon in real money?

2026-05-07 22:02:39 CEST

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Looks a bit like a McLaren?

2026-05-07 20:12:05 CEST

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Yup. Scum

2026-05-06 21:10:25 CEST

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lol men

2026-05-06 14:02:29 CEST

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There are real advantages of working from home:
- reduced transport meaning less wasted time, less pollution, less energy expenditure and cost
- lower facilities requirements and costs for businesses assuming they can rotate their workforce on premises hours properly
- people can choose an environment in which they can be more productive
There is a balance of course, but "working from home means they're not actually doing work" is a dinosaur perspective these days.

2026-05-05 20:56:03 CEST

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Ain't gonna happen

2026-05-05 20:54:42 CEST

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Please tell me this is not a real thing 🥺

2026-05-05 20:51:21 CEST

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Dang

2026-05-05 20:47:09 CEST

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awesome

2026-05-05 20:33:23 CEST

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Fucking hard work

2026-05-05 20:27:20 CEST

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AI?

2026-05-04 17:09:20 CEST

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I can park just fine, stop tarring us all with the same brush

2026-05-03 15:42:55 CEST

Looks like springtime again
https://i.ibb.co/V0ry9k1h/fyiwdwytm.png

2026-04-25 10:36:50 CEST

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No about my hypothesis that girls with big boobs only ride customs

2026-04-25 08:48:41 CEST

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You're trying to prove me wrong aren't you

2026-04-23 12:07:51 CEST

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"Normal sex" sounds a bit like a moral judgment here

2026-04-13 09:28:30 CEST

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Much of the West is captured ideologically at this level

2026-04-13 09:20:52 CEST

New UK government initiative
https://image.nostr.build/522a49f11ab2e7fda5d967d2a4bbe16c5c117c922cb34a93ca7ef0e89c5a19b8.jpg

2026-04-12 15:20:21 CEST

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That fuel tank cover looks horrible. Of all the colors...

2026-04-12 15:15:23 CEST

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Nobody gives a fuck, piss off and get a life

2026-04-10 23:29:46 CEST

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It can absolutely operate completely independently of any oil from the Middle East.

2026-04-10 21:23:23 CEST

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Went nuclear a long time ago. Don't use oil for heating or electricity generation, only petroleum - and there are a lot of EVs now.

2026-04-10 18:50:25 CEST

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Europe gets about 13% of our oil from the Middle East:
About 7% from Saudi, which does not go via the Persian Gulf at all
About 6% from Iraq, which has a northern pipeline via Kirkuk-Ceyhan and are even driving it in trucks.
The whole thing is such a nothing burger for us. We don't depend on the Middle East for anything

2026-04-10 18:37:01 CEST

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Friday is Desperate Day? 😉

2026-04-06 12:00:50 CEST

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Morning!

2026-04-03 11:07:46 CEST

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Amazing that mobile phones can take selfies of the mobile phone as well these days

2026-04-03 11:02:53 CEST

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I'd have thought cowboy and pirate were basically the same in this

2026-04-03 10:14:22 CEST

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They also caused the problem in the first place

2026-03-31 20:43:54 CEST

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In French too - phoque

2026-03-31 19:19:20 CEST

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I don't want it

2026-03-30 15:36:02 CEST

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What even is that button?

2026-03-30 07:54:50 CEST

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Can't believe that one of these is mask the socket before you paint the wall

2026-03-26 07:26:57 CET

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https://x.com/CelataVexata/status/2033447265495375960

2026-03-25 21:30:24 CET

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Powerful stuff

2026-03-25 21:28:35 CET

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I did enjoy it the first time round. And Deep Space Nine as well, but not the one on the space station, I found that annoying

2026-03-25 21:27:10 CET

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Nice

2026-03-25 21:25:32 CET

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Happy birthday

2026-03-24 23:41:29 CET

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Sorry I'm really not an expert 🫤

2026-03-24 21:34:01 CET

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It's already faster and more usable than Primal imho

2026-03-24 20:04:30 CET

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I'm using it now, seems cool

2026-03-23 18:55:27 CET

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Crazy. You'd think they could virtualize all that stuff

2026-03-23 13:22:45 CET

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This "even those who chose to be with men" is a misleading and damaging narrative. No lesbians choose to be with men. In very repressive societies (i.e. zero Western countries in modern times), some lesbians may HAVE NO CHOICE BUT to find a beard in order to escape prosecution or attack. That's very much not the same thing as making a free will choice to enter a relationship with a man.
Bisexuals don't see this and don't care about the distinction. Yet you will happily repeat the narrative and imply that our sexual attraction is a choice and that we can just choose to be with the opposite sex if we really want to, we're just being awkward and contrary. This is gay conversion therapy narrative and we reject it entirely.

2026-03-23 13:14:40 CET

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Everyone in my local community (>100 people) knows that my partner is female because I'm actually sociable and participate in the community with her.

2026-03-23 12:07:51 CET

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Gaslighting you

2026-03-22 23:50:11 CET

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30-32% of Lebanese in Lebanon is Christian. That number used to be a lot higher: the Lebanese diaspora is 75% Christian. Why do you think that is?
Is Lebanon secular?
No, it is governed by a system called Confessionalism (or sectarian power-sharing).
The Government: High-ranking offices are reserved by religion. By unwritten agreement (The National Pact), the President must be a Maronite Christian, the Prime Minister a Sunni Muslim, and the Speaker of Parliament a Shia Muslim.
The Law: There is no national civil code for "personal status" matters. If you want to get married, divorced, or handle an inheritance, you do so in a religious court (Catholic, Sunni, Shia, Druze, etc.) according to that sect’s specific laws.
The "Secular" Facade: The Constitution technically describes Lebanon as a "civil state" and mentions the goal of eventually abolishing sectarianism, but after nearly a century, those provisions remain largely ignored.
Anything else you want to be corrected on?

2026-03-22 22:58:08 CET

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Comes originally from Ancient Greek χίλιοι which means a thousand, this became "kilo" in French, others got it from French

2026-03-22 20:20:55 CET

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I keep on forgetting the hashtags. Aren't we supposed to have AI for that these days?
#hashtag #ai #overlord

2026-03-22 20:18:39 CET

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You have to respect the singlemindedness of people who were told that this wasn't a sustainable behavior pattern 15 years ago and decided to just keep on and not explore any other solutions anyway.
But you know, it'll always be someone else's fault.

2026-03-22 19:15:43 CET

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This is for those gruelling trips down to the local store in the 4x4 to buy Oreos, isn't it?

2026-03-22 18:14:48 CET

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They seem to be very clumsy

2026-03-22 16:06:51 CET

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I guess nobody is taking bets on unexpected falls from top-storey windows

2026-03-22 14:52:14 CET

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They really need a proper constitution

2026-03-22 14:13:38 CET

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Are Israelis being massacred primarily by their own government? Otherwise I'm not quite sure what the correlation is

2026-03-22 14:09:35 CET

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Yeah this is a lot better

2026-03-22 14:05:32 CET

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Oh my

2026-03-22 14:04:59 CET

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Quite a mental image

2026-03-21 07:23:11 CET

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Another 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back

2026-03-18 08:05:48 CET

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Anglophone chauvinism 😛

2026-03-18 08:04:16 CET

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You weren't doing it to make money though surely?

2026-03-15 16:59:25 CET

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Yeah Musk is into all that transhumanist shit. No wonder his son trooned out, honestly.

2026-03-15 16:54:50 CET

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Depends what the end goal is I guess

2026-03-15 12:49:28 CET

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I kind of want it to be good but can't be bothered to actually look

2026-03-14 14:14:43 CET

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OK. I don't really know all that much about it, I'm just an amateur not a coder.
It seems there are 2 different things: hacking the events by producing a new event with an existing event id, forcing the relay to have to decide which is the real one or "updating" its record of which one is authoritative, and explicitly saying "this is a new event (with a different event id) that references and obsoletes this other event" which is a protocol level thing that has to be explicitly coded

2026-03-14 07:58:43 CET

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I'm still a fan of circles tbh

2026-03-14 07:56:43 CET

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It's not replace though is it? Only duplication, and then you rely on the relay doing some content matching to deduplicate which erroneously deletes the original.
Not being able to edit messages is a feature, I think. Is there not a way to send a subsequent message saying "this is a new version"?

2026-03-13 20:38:55 CET

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It's Wokiepedia normally I think

2026-03-13 07:12:47 CET

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At the very least in the meantime half the people will forget about how often we turn up in the Epstein files

2026-03-13 07:10:31 CET

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No lies detected

2026-03-11 21:52:55 CET

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Cat on keyboard problem

2026-03-11 20:05:33 CET

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Bluesky is problematic not because it is full of totalitarian leftists but because its design permits totalitarians of whatever kind to ban and censor others.

2026-03-11 16:43:09 CET

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🥱

2026-03-10 20:25:15 CET

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I have it on very good authority that hell is other people though, so maybe people with long arms are closer to hell.

2026-03-10 20:18:53 CET

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Yes, you're having a conversation with a bot. That's how "not retarded" you are.

2026-03-08 09:19:12 CET

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moin

2026-03-07 13:55:13 CET

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Still older than you
Compliments that you don't believe it are of course welcome 😁

2026-03-07 13:53:29 CET

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Is this about Queen Victoria or something?
Can't really see how asking to be treated as equals is "being weird about it" but obviously that's a step too far for some people.

2026-03-07 11:55:22 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/cdf5ff7b1d4671141239a291ef82b0933ca30a7735857d5bd928d9bcb07bfff7.png

2026-03-07 10:29:03 CET

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The DARVO is strong in this one

2026-03-07 10:24:50 CET

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You have to be a serious Marxist libtard to believe that removing a totalitarian dictator is denying the people the right to self-determination.

2026-03-07 10:13:06 CET

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Yeah we've had to work hard to be seen as equals and it's never done.

2026-03-07 10:10:07 CET

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I'd put you at about 40?

2026-03-06 13:22:50 CET

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True. Like when you have your solar panels, to prevent other raiders from stealing those

2026-03-06 13:20:02 CET

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Almost every Islamist regime

2026-03-06 13:04:47 CET

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Culloden

2026-03-06 13:01:29 CET

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And moral relativism

2026-03-06 12:39:00 CET

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Yeah raiding is pretty easy as long as you have superior weaponry. Tends to run out as a tactic though when there's nobody left to steal from.

2026-03-06 12:36:40 CET

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You want to keep these all for yourself?
Interesting https://blossom.primal.net/0039b1ed6d54710ac588f596539f472927ab3a181ee304e95a063e16526e19d7.png

2026-03-06 12:32:59 CET

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Probably use a Linux phone. Or no phone

2026-03-06 12:32:08 CET

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The entire framework of open source software that they used to build the tools they'll constrain you like this with, was built without people having to provide proof of identity at any point.