I'm Canadian. I like science. I'm an RN. Covid is real. I'm part of the Jones Generation. I'm an introvert. I'm cynical. Not interested in conspiracy theories. I loooathe clowns! I'd call myself Agnostic with a Spinoza twist. I'm a no-nonsense type of person. I'm sarcastic. I love laughing - SO much. I'm a news junkie. Interested in politics. Go Leafs! Go Jayz! I love all music - except country. Be kind. People need to be who they wanna be! I'm NOT a conservative. This is me in a nutshell Location: Ontario, Canada Likes: Ice cream, classic cars, books, dogs, family, funny people, ALL the rock music, public heathcare Doesn't Like: Clowns. Country music. Intolerant ideas. Lying capitalists. Christofascism (ALL the fascisms). Misogyny. Assault weapons. I'm on Pixelfed:
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Last Notes npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs Don't exhaust yourselves, Friends. Choose your battles https://cdn.mastdn.ca/media_attachments/files/114/808/102/247/063/356/original/4f848d3650f35f42.png npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs Then DoFo reinstated that Starlinks dumpster fire once the tariffs were postponed. No one challenged that?? I'm still shocked! npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs Did you know that Canada Dry isn't Canadian anymore? You can get Fever Tree ginger beer (actually has real ginger in it) which is a UK brand. Clearly Canadian and Pop Shoppe are Canadian. As for juice - Allens - they even have Cranberry juice instead of Ocean Spray Nature's Path instead of Kashi I ordered Rocky Mountain Razors online instead of Gillette I learned a lot today at the grocery store! I didn't buy one single thing from the US! Not one! I felt empowered and victorious! npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs Statement by Mark Carney on the Trump tariffs https://markcarney.ca/media/2025/02/statement-by-mark-carney-on-the-trump-tariffs npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs OMG! I'm so tired of all this cowering in fear of Trump & his threats. He's just going to use this threat over our heads for months/years to come as leverage to make us do what he wants. Ooooh 1% of all the US fentanyl comes from Canada. How about the 100% of Guns coming into Canada from the US? We should be tariffing them for being such douchy-McDouchebags! We need to learn to make new relationships with other countries/continents & open our own provincial borders to strengthen ourselves npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs I follow The Tyee, The Narwhal, The Walrus, The Guardian. Independent Journalism is out there. You just have to find it. And support it. So much better than MSM npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs So true. https://cdn.mastdn.ca/media_attachments/files/113/822/531/913/966/523/original/a04774178684dcbe.png npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs Well no wonder we are where we are now! npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs What the heck??? npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs And, she's very wise. npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs I saw his weird MSG ramble - he literally repeated that "America was a trash can!" Yet not one journalist has even mentioned that. And then he put on some high viz and was chauffeured around in a garbage truck - after saying that - two nights before, to draw attention to Biden's comment. Nary a mention except for Lawrence O'Donnell - the only one who drew attention to his own trash comments Brutal npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs Ugh. What's it going to take? They're going to do this for four more years with a dang majority too 🙄 What about Tommy Douglas? (Sigh) npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs Well i hope they recount that asap npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs Ew. Dislike. You would think they'd be tired of Moe by now. I know I am! And I'm two provinces over npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs So Moe has a majority??? Is that what your screen shot says? I'm on the cbc Saskatchewan votes site - boy is that behind! npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs I had high hopes for my Saskatchewan friends, but so far... my hopes are low npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs Why are there so many people there?? Friggin' scary! npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs https://www.rawstory.com/ted-cruz-2669404266/#cxrecs_s npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs Can they get mail in ballots? Is it too late? npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs Stevie Nicks - The Lighthouse (Official Music Video) https://youtube.com/watch?v=lJDCYh5iWQs&si=fFuNfA8gyIlwD7Be npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs https://cdn.mastdn.ca/media_attachments/files/113/187/742/569/249/419/original/87bb6941b1f22145.jpg npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs She saw this road lay out a looooong time ago. She's been warning us about it ever since. Inexplicably, it seems half the country to the south is all for it. Now is time to fix it. November will be too late npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs https://cdn.mastdn.ca/media_attachments/files/113/179/052/304/901/475/original/a5f03992c599f284.jpg npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs Has anyone thought to consult Margaret Atwood for advice on how to deal with this "problem"? npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs While everyone was occupied chasing down the assassin, he kicked the ball in the hole so he could brag about getting hole in one while dodging bullets npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs Soon we will hear how it's all Biden's fault npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs On CNN just now, they said the gun was not shot. They found the guy in a tree line on the golf course carrying a gun. The secret service shot him, he fled, then they chased him down and caught him. npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs Margaret Atwood is such a Boss! ♥️ npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs How about hanging a flag upside down? Would that be punishable too? npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs I knew they would do that! As soon as i saw how emotional he was, i just KNEW they would meme the crap.out of that because - they are just like that. Predictable! Not at all surprising. Despicable. None of them could hope to have a kid who was so proud of any of them as parents. They also went after Kamalas daughters looks. Then theres the RNC women and men who have so much plastic and filler inserted they cant even move like a real people anymore! RNC was the Stepford convention npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs and not only driving up real estate costs, so that no new people can afford to break into the market, but also buying up all the new builds possible so they can charge absurd rents, further ensuring that those renters can never afford to buy their own homes. The answer is not to build more affordable homes. The answer is to prevent house hogs from buying them out from under those who actually need to buy one - you know, so they can LIVE IN IT! npub1rkugxsdvj43t5ggv62gvfdmkrglz0kclkdra2xygdys8jp6r0n2qp0jnxg Mystery Lorbs This is what i found: https://globalnews.ca/news/10642911/steven-van-de-velde-child-rapist-dutch-olympics-2024/