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Last Notes npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…mv5r @nprofile…6ptc @nprofile…n8q3 You continue to bloviate and you mentioning the forgiving power of Jesus whom you reject is quite rich. Deal with the plank in your own eye. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…9qjf They can keep alternating their strategy of when to send cheap ones and when to send the better ones and mix it up to get some through regardless of how USA tries to counter them. Trump should never have listened to Bibi, Mark Levin, Lindsey Graham, and all the neocons. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…n4ja @nprofile…mv5r https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/989/868/104/489/702/original/f74f8a8b26c1a0ad.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🔥🇪🇺 Tucker Carlson blasts Kaja Kallas: “How does someone THIS stupid end up leading Europe?” His answer: “It’s simple. The EU is run by LOYAL but extremely dumb globalist puppets.” BRUTAL. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/961/669/489/793/187/original/2077acfcbb87af00.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/961/670/262/084/638/original/dfdbc2507960277b.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…8nkd https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/846/419/575/070/843/original/c7f69ef7991a3d12.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…5nz7 I question the veracity of the final story when he talks about a Croatian married to a Serb. The hate there runs very deep. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ Starmer resigned! Just another in a long line of failures & losers... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/793/799/112/845/805/original/82fcd9817e4fb558.jpg npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ Mark Levin to Trump admin: "Stop trashing, smearing, bullying the little state of Israel!" https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/791/114/726/739/761/original/1417fd50fb9c1018.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…kyl8 @nprofile…syqn @nprofile…5wzu I vote for AidanTTIerian. We already have one Christian Zionist in the semi-finals (Adam Curry) so we don't need two. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…tw9w See @nprofile…mv5r Greatest ally ever? Most moral army? npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 😡🇮🇱 Israelis are furious over Trump’s Iran deal 🔴 "The agreement with Iran is bad for Israel & the entire free world. Period," noted Israeli finance minister Bezalel Smotrich. 🔴 "The agreement is an American failure that endangers Israel," says Israel Hayom 🔴 "This is the culmination of long years of failure. Netanyahu is the man who for years sold the public a false image of "Mr. Security" & in reality became the father of Israel’s greatest strategic failure," warned Dem.Party Chairman Golan. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ Another useless "cease & desist" order that will be ignored like all the rest. https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/06/12/ariana-grande-slams-trump-white-house-use-of-her-music-to-promote-ice-deportations-barbaric-inhumane-heinous-nonsense/ npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ The fire in Kiev is growing - AMK Mapping Zelensky's coke stash? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/627/684/614/056/655/original/c7c80e0238206236.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…lsen I want to see the Canadians win the Stanley Cup. This is a great bunch of young players without big egos who really embody teamwork and setting each other up to succeed. Go Habs Go! npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇪🇺 "Studies showed that where WOMEN are part of the negotiations, these peace agreements actually last longer." — Kaja Kallas, EU's Vice-Resident speaks about "toxic masculinity" "On the US-China talks there was a lot of masculinity in the room!" — added passionately... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/595/687/780/327/751/original/61128162c2911130.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇵🇱🏳️🌈 Poland registered its first same-sex marriage on Thursday, following EU and Polish court rulings requiring recognition of same-sex marriages performed abroad. “This morning we issued the first transcription of a marriage certificate for a same-sex couple, in accordance with the court rulings,” Warsaw Mayor Rafał Trzaskowski. @nprofile…sk9g _________ Poland like Hungary will now have to bow the "European values". npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇮🇱🇵🇸 Israel's Ben Gvir poses with Israeli flag in front of Temple Mount in Jerusalem, says deterrence of "terrorists" taking place "Thanks to deterrence, the Temple Mount is in our hands" ------ Soon they plan the bleating of the sheep and the lowing of the oxen upon this mount. Then the abomination will be complete. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/573/157/213/844/698/original/69ea83bc60d37a70.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🤡 Clown prince Reza Pahlavi loses it as Trump is forced to negotiate with Iran Exiled prince spent years advocating for bombing Iran & launching a bloody revolution. Now his strategy has failed – the Iranian people united around their leaders, not the foreign puppet. So he shifts blame to Trump, who is scrambling to salvage the Strait. 💬 "You cannot send mixed signals. 'People need to rise,' and at the same time say, 'wait, we are negotiating' – that confuses everyone." Pahlavi wanted war. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/570/231/894/033/528/original/ad71bc9c5a5450b8.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ Until they replace the moronic leaders they have, EU countries will continue to flounder.... -------------------- 🇪🇺🇪🇺If there's anything we have learned, it is how vulnerable we are — EU’s Ursula von der Leyen 'It was a painful process to learn about these over-dependencies' https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/519/377/670/550/036/original/8fd31d72257132ff.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…acsl Drones are changing the fact of warfare and very effective on the battlefield in terms of cost and ability to inflict enough damage on sophisticated and overpriced weapons of the US MIC. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ Full video released by the FBI: Cole Allen had the weapons stashed in the hotel and went in unarmed to grab them first. You can see him walking through the hotel to his weapons stash and then toward security. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…acsl One way to look at it. But the fact remains that US has looked weak during this entire episode....even if they are bombing Iran like hell. Can't you see that? Or are you suffering from "Emperor's New Clothes Syndrome"? npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇺🇸 ANALYSIS: Trump’s security was really bad. WTF is this? - Everyone chills. - The metal detectors are still worked with. - The attacker with a gun under his coat just walks in. - One agent starts shooting (I’d say randomly in the direction of the attacker). - He misses the attacker at point blank; pure luck he didn’t hit anyone friendly. - The only one who did his job was the dog. The dog knew the guy was suspicious and went to check him. This is presidential security? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/499/940/568/955/518/original/c1965b5a4d4a4b09.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ ‼️🇺🇸🇮🇷 USA turned out to be unprepared for modern warfare, despite a trillion-dollar military budget, — NYT ▪️US spends 1 trillion dollars a year on its army, which is more than 100 times the amount Iran spends. ▪️Iran maintains pressure & holds strong positions, including through missiles & drones. ▪️US relies on expensive systems but has weak ability to quickly produce weapons. Modern warfare requires mass & cheap solutions. ▪️US needs reforms, modernization, & cheaper & better drone development https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/499/849/701/730/588/original/58e98312235c2364.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…sp5y You poor unenlightened European bastard! Look it up! npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…sp5y You don't know much about Mark Twain or his caustic humor do you? npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ Toronto woman who wants to die says federal MAID committee isn't listening The 49-year-old has struggled for decades with a laundry list of mental diagnoses, including Bipolar 1 disorder, post-traumatic stress disorder and disordered eating. All of this has made her life unbearable, she says. https://www.cbc.ca/news/health/medical-assistance-in-dying-mental-illness-9.7176814 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/482/504/912/050/666/original/072f536277e951c4.jpg npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…j83d Probably drunk and that's part of the reason he both had the accident and was not seriously hurt. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ “God created war so that Americans would learn geography.” ― Mark Twain https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/480/270/402/096/332/original/b13fbd887691bb06.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ BREAKING NEWS! Don Lemon still pretending he is relevant. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0V8bzurAT7Q npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ Is this what winning is supposed to look like? ----- US spent so MUCH munition in Iran war that it WON'T be able to defend Taiwan — WSJ, citing Trump's administration officials It could take up to 6 years to fully restock fired weapons. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/459/733/419/472/797/original/c2d4e0031005a373.jpg npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🔘Zelensky made it clear that he no longer considers the U.S. an ally, & that all of Europe needs to sever ties with Washington This is reported by the American magazine The Atlantic. It notes that several factors have influenced the position of the head of the Kiev regime 🔘A reduction in arms supplies to Kiev from the U.S. amid the Iranian conflict 🔘The absence of "tough sanctions" against Russia, which Trump had mentioned 🔘Washington's pressure on Kiev regarding the withdrawal from Donbass https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/437/224/104/417/952/original/148b9750d88a0340.jpg npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ The comedian was left speechless when the Swedish King left him hanging by refusing to take his hand. Rumours that the King dislikes the little actor and was unhappy to be sent by the Governeknt to Kiev, seem to be true. Also, the King is likely aware of the Zelensky curse and what happens later to leaders who shake the little cokehead's hand. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/431/954/101/497/146/original/db15d6923b95231b.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ Zelensky approved the attack on the "Nord Stream", the USA tried to stop the operation The Wall Street Journal reported citing sources that the plan for the attack on the "Nord Stream" was originally approved by Vladimir Zelensky. According to the report, the CIA warned Kiev after learning about the preparations for the operation, and tried to stop it. Nevertheless, it is claimed that the attack was carried out. The Ukrainian side rejected these accusations. https://www.wsj.com/world/europe/nord-stream-pipeline-explosion-real-story-da24839c npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ JD Vance says he ‘recognizes’ young Americans oppose Middle East policy, urges them not to ‘disengage’ ----- Vance doing damage control. Is it too little too late? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/408/677/186/603/002/original/02a755dc8b91b4e1.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ Saudi Foreign Minister Prince Faisal bin Farhan: "The era of relying on the US has ended. How can Trump protect us when he cannot even protect his own country?" https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/406/376/546/347/946/original/ebef7a2047beb71d.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ “We have children who do not know how to wash their hands, how to properly use the bathroom, or how to clean themselves afterward.” Teachers are complaining about the harsh reality in Austrian schools. The teacher from Graz, Kerstin Tanner, acknowledged that many students are not aware of basic hygiene standards. The problems go far beyond what is acceptable: “At the center are a lack of hygiene, missing basic skills, and an increasing willingness to use violence among students.” https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/406/337/032/271/933/original/564f6679b88fae49.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ Ukrainian President Zelensky signed a law earlier today introducing criminal penalties for antisemitism, establishing a range of punishments from fines and restrictions on liberty to prison sentences of up to eight years, depending on severity. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/406/315/466/866/899/original/7c8983f9a69e9e16.jpg npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ Waiting for Elon to step in to defend Meloni. There seemingly was a lot of chemistry between those two early in Trump's second administration. (last picture is admittedly a fake, but there seemed to be some spark between these two) https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/404/080/601/816/281/original/2e0bc144250bb462.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/404/081/103/461/858/original/80a07981d8390e32.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/404/082/245/725/547/original/1f0530a1022dd310.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/404/085/993/287/965/original/313a8bd2c0ca687b.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇺🇸👹 Bibi spills the beans! 💬 “I spoke yesterday with Vice President J.D. Vance. He reported to me in detail, as the people of this administration do every day,” Bibi said when asked about US-Iran peace talks in Pakistan. Iranian Vice President Mohammad Reza Aref later commented on this Washington's humiliation, saying: 💬 “The American people should realize that the White House has turned into a 'reporting branch' for the Israeli regime.” But @nprofile…mv5r says "move along, nothing to see here". https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/403/869/097/433/490/original/a0845a99ebb72e8e.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇺🇸🇮🇷 "What they [Iran] have done is engage in this act of economic terrorism against the entire world" — US VP JD Vance "They basically threatened any ship that's moving through the Strait of Hormuz" Okay but hasn't the US done the same thing? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/403/646/583/085/345/original/d6a60fba62061bbb.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ China can easily bypass the Trump regimes blockade , by sending their own oil/gas tankers and give them heavy escort Iranian oil will flows as before ... nothing Trumpilfi can do about it unless he wants WW3 and loose the remaining empire assets in Asia 🇹🇼🇰🇷🇯🇵 Its all up to them to make the move Trump lives on a borrowed time , the Chinese will act to secure the energy that belongs to them. A prediction by Missiles and Nukes a few days ago. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/400/456/957/047/150/original/c01f7aa285eb9de7.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/400/457/795/991/305/original/23ce565aa2afe300.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ UK is a shithole. ------------ 🇬🇧UK working on major plan to prepare country for war, — Sky News - London is developing a plan of action for the first hours and days of war — a national plan for a transition to a war footing is being prepared. - In fact, this is a modern version of the "Government War Book" — a secret plan of action in case of war, which Britain had during the Cold War. - The plan will cover the armed forces, police, hospitals, industry, and even the civilian population. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/388/129/992/912/114/original/0e36f5a4e41c4b23.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/382/965/559/095/713/original/0c6422615066c68d.jpg npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ A representative of the Scottish Green Party proposes to abolish prisons in the country, as they are not very comfortable. This proposal will be included in the party's program. ✨ It seems the Greens are the same painted, crazy, marginalized layabouts in any country. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇷⚡️ — U.S. intelligence indicates Iran still has thousands of ballistic missiles & could restore parts of its launch capability by recovering launchers from underground storage sites, despite repeated US/Israeli strikes throughout the war, according to WSJ, citing U.S. officials. ➡️ While more than half of Iran’s launchers are believed to have been destroyed, damaged, or trapped underground, U.S. officials assess that many could eventually be repaired or dug out. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/382/926/712/982/984/original/597ef43d18609d43.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇺🇸🇮🇷Tucker Carlson keeps criticizing Trump: If you have the strongest army in the world, why can't you make Iran open the Strait of Hormuz? We are actually not as powerful as we said. How did this "primitive country" just humiliate us? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/376/294/213/626/580/original/04bbade90e1b0e78.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 💬 Russian Presidential Aide Vladimir Medinsky: On April 9, 1,000 bodies of KIA Ukrainian officers and soldiers were transferred to the Ukrainian side. In return, bodies of 41 Russian fallen servicemen were received. The ratio of losses speaks for itself. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/376/269/760/380/391/original/ec0b5cf585faf121.jpg npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ Pete Hegseth- "Iran came to the negotiating table because it was humiliated and demoralized," "We control their fate, not the other way around." https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/371/418/486/475/751/original/c0febe82d5a9705c.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…mv5r I would like to see peace on earth...and all of Abraham's children turn their swords into ploughs....but Ishmael and Isaac insist on fighting. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…mv5r Lots of Christians and Sunnis mixed in with the Shia in Lebanon. And it's a fragile balance. The last thing they need is the Jews throwing themselves into the fray. But Bibi insists. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…mv5r They are concerned about their fellow religionists.....you of all people should understand this allegiance. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇮🇱🇮🇷🇱🇧🇺🇸 Ceasefire is on verge of collapse, Iran is preparing to exclude Israel from negotiation process due to massive attack on Lebanon Iran closes Strait of Hormuz, which was partially open for around 10 minutes this morning, until further notice due to Israel’s attack on Lebanon – Fars Source tells Tasnim that Iran is preparing a retaliatory response to Israeli attacks on Lebanon, & that if ceasefire violations ‘persist’, Iran will cancel 2-week agreement & boycott planned talks in Islamabad. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/369/911/211/213/448/original/094a6cc6011a8c1d.jpg npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ Iran has apparently installed a hidden network of high tech "cameras" to monitor US and Israeli aircraft. The former chairman of the Israeli Defense Forum, Amir Avivi, said that Iran has placed cameras that collect data in wavelength ranges beyond visible light, all along key routes of enemy aircraft flights. Unlike radars, these cameras do not emit a signal that Israel or the US could use to detect and destroy them. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/358/437/703/296/965/original/ecad80daa400a4f3.jpg npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 1/2 US 'elite commandos' CALLED FOR HELP after losing multiple aircraft to Iranian air defense What the US now calls a “successful” extraction almost turned into a disaster inside Iran, Reuters reported. 🛩 TWO US MC-130 aircraft “suffered a mechanical failure and could not take off,” leaving roughly 100 “elite commandos” at risk of being stranded deep inside Iranian territory. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…6kdq @nprofile…zm7x You lost me when you mentioned that the "pastor: was a she. "But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." 1 Timothy 2:12 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/354/071/929/474/679/original/aab6f123b5d54b70.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/353/902/403/188/725/original/d93a25a00da35cf0.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇷🇺Explosions are rumbling, a massive attack on Crimea & Kuban is underway - Air defense forces have been repelling a Ukrainian attack in Krasnodar Krai for more than two hours, & are also shooting down drones in Crimea. - The enemy is attacking Sevastopol, Novorossiysk, Anapa, Sochi, Gelendzhik, & the Slavyansk district. - At least three waves of drone attacks have been repelled. - Local residents report that more than 20 explosions have occurred from the side of the Black Sea. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ Two movies, one screen. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/353/369/094/866/024/original/1863e3a0b36d6f8c.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/353/369/716/031/385/original/34cc400732010181.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ I wonder how the American Evangelicas will be able to "square the circle" with statements from Trump on Easter Sunday. Let the gymnastics begin. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/352/590/540/819/025/original/bf60e865bf47acd4.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/352/599/715/194/724/original/2665bba60facf3e7.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇮🇷🇮🇷⚔️🇺🇸🏴☠️🇧🇭 The Babco refinery has been targeted. The fuel depot is on fire and smoke columns are rising up. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/349/903/439/554/328/original/6c19a876d040b7f9.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/349/904/781/047/726/original/436eda9c70e58403.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ A spike in orders has been recorded at the pizzerias near the Pentagon, according to the Pentagon Pizza Report. Usually, this coincides with new military operations by the US. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/349/737/842/398/474/original/908341b148abfdaf.jpg npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…lsen What a libtard fag. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇩🇪 GERMAN MEN CANNOT LEAVE WITHOUT THE ARMY’S APPROVAL ANYMORE! Since the 1. January 2026, all men between the ages of 17 and 45 must obtain a permit from the Bundeswehr Army Career Center if they want to leave Germany for more than three months - whether for a semester abroad, a job or a longer trip. This obligation now applies permanently and no longer only in the case of geopolitical tension or defense case, i.e. in the event of a concrete military threat situation. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/342/536/016/014/931/original/5a7b7d557edae98f.jpg npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ Another video where the Iranian police are firing at American helicopters. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/342/489/153/566/675/original/8a1a6ad7744dbe49.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🚨⛪️🔥 CHURCHES ARE BURNING ACROSS THE WEST Historic places of worship keep going up in flames This is Église de l’Immaculée in Canada, built 1880–1882, now DESTROYED Across Europe, DOZENS of ARSON ATTACKS on churches reported every year CHRISTIANITY IS UNDER ATTACK But apparently, @nprofile…mv5r is the only one on NAS that cares...or so he claims. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/341/099/083/249/234/original/30bb0e0b3c0774f3.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ Eau de Petroleum https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/339/058/328/613/959/original/6e4275281ac76a2f.jpg npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ The price of physical crude oil (Dated Brent) rose above $140 per barrel, its highest level since 2008, Bloomberg reports. It is noted that although futures were trading much lower, the physical market reflects a serious supply shortage. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/339/013/808/749/962/original/9cc4bb7f9224d6ae.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇮🇷🇪🇺 The Economy Cannot Survive the Strait of Hormuz Closing "The world economy cannot survive a 7 to 11% loss of oil supply. It will not survive" -> They further discuss that Europe is planning to use this crisis to enforce energy restrictions like during Covid, with lockdowns to safe fuel. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/339/000/535/632/230/original/92c7a125d7616189.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/338/990/302/311/468/original/52088158082886c7.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇮🇱🇮🇷 Crazy fast … https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/338/985/341/737/199/original/ffab21ecf4057d61.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇮🇱🇮🇷 Hit in Tel Aviv https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/338/982/195/535/549/original/48e277594b4ae0e8.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…mv5r Since when do you care what the Arabs think? And at least you are admitting that Israel is getting hit and much more than the neocons thought was going to happen. The whole war should have been avoided, but Bibi gets what Bibi wants. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…p4t6 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/338/902/467/285/247/original/b2f93b521f72ea06.jpg npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ He statesTrump seems like he is an idiot and will lose this war in the middle east, but then argues from game theory that he's a genius because the long term effects will be beneficial to the USA. Send he's somehow a chinese propagandist, but his take is interesting none the less. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrmERlHUqBk npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ Seems pretty blasphemous to me. https://x.com/i/status/2039713794260144181 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…zjjq @nprofile…sp5y @nprofile…h2rj If you mean the "Lamb slain from the foundation of the world" then fine. But everything in the old covenant was just types and shadows of what was to be fulfilled by Christ in the new covenant established at Calvary. Animal sacrifices in the OT were like writing a cheque....they were only valuable because they pointed to gold held in the bank....ir in this case the One that would come and fulfill the real sacrifice in time. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…zjjq Dispensationalism is one of the major problems with American Christianity and evangelicalism in particular. It is dying but boomers and Baptists and some others cling to it like it's the gospel truth itself. The only two dispensations we need to recognize is the old and new covenants. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…sp5y @nprofile…h2rj @nprofile…zjjq I agree with that article that there is no "secret rapture" where believers are all taken away and then all hell breaks loose and then there's the second coming of Christ later on. I see the scriptures teaching one event...the second coming of Christ at the trumpet sound. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…zjjq @nprofile…sp5y @nprofile…h2rj Two different ways of salvation? One for Jews and a different one for gentiles? What was Paul withstanding Peter to his face then in Galatians? npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…sp5y @nprofile…h2rj @nprofile…zjjq Matthew 24:29-31. Gives you the Second Coming of Christ No "secret rapture" if that's what you are getting at. That's a false doctrine and a latecomer theologically speaking. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/335/767/313/929/646/original/8d060d59e662ba68.jpg npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇦🇹🇺🇸 Austria has closed its airspace for US aircraft participating in war efforts against Iran https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/335/466/276/612/335/original/9b1464e0c72f77d1.jpg npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇺🇸They promoted themselves as anti neocon sane anti war leaders. Hegseth claimed he’s “a recovering neocon” https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/335/443/996/956/295/original/a73f9bf9f5c6d551.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇺🇸🇮🇶🇦🇫 US Marines and soldiers had spare AKs to plant on civilians in case they killed someone innocent accidentally, so they could pretend the victims were insurgents. Dirty ugly truth... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/335/438/620/775/967/original/dbe1976df00e4509.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇵🇱🇷🇴💉Poland & Romania must pay Pfizer €1.9 billion DESPITE refusing COVID vaccines — court 🔘Pfizer says they must honor contracts signed by the EU's von der Leyen 🔘Earlier, Von der Leyen 'accidentally' deleted all texts with Pfizer CEO — meaning she can't be prosecuted for corruption https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/335/417/083/577/187/original/8febd860fe1ee72d.jpg npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…zm7x So do conservative Lutherans. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…gpnk @nprofile…sxm6 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/333/008/844/535/889/original/6c56fade52e3b83a.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/333/009/756/218/469/original/3eec630d3dfdceaf.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/333/014/336/618/395/original/31047ce60e245435.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/333/022/784/689/256/original/ebaf88282bbcd811.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…u8sq I'm not supporting the measure, just passing on who voted or abstained. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…0j0l Only interesting thing to me was who voted for, against, and the group that abstained. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…0j0l Yer mom. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…sxm6 I have no idea one way or another. Just putting it out there for others to consider. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…sxm6 I figure its a left wing agenda things, but interesting to see who voted which way and who abstained. npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ Video purports to show: 🚨 Iranian ballistic missile hits US Fifth Fleet HQ in Bahrain Video captures the moment of impact at Naval Support Activity Bahrain — headquarters of US's naval command in the Gulf. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/332/958/116/695/798/original/a918e7f14eac0779.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…sxm6 Take it up with the New York Times. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/07/us/politics/iran-nuclear-site-uranium-intel.html npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ @nprofile…mv5r 's boyfriend is pleased https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/332/905/086/427/765/original/39b537ccbfa17bc1.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ —❗️🇺🇸/🇮🇷 BREAKING: New U.S. intelligence has revealed there is a small covert access point to the underground tunnels at the Esfahan Nuclear Complex, and that Iran could possibly retrieve the hidden stockpile of highly enriched uranium This is one of the main reasons the Trump administration is seriously considering a Special Forces operation to secure the uranium. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/332/892/272/223/543/original/a442d56bc3f907b8.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ BREAKING: The United Nations has voted 123-3 in favor to condemn the enslavement of millions of Africans and the trans-Atlantic slave trade. The three countries voting against it? 🇺🇸 USA 🇮🇱Israel 🇦🇷 Argentina Nearly all of Europe abstained. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/332/887/364/419/288/original/7d086354f0ce4c5a.png npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇱🇧 🌟 🇮🇱 Residents of settlements in northern Israel are complaining en masse to the media that the authorities in Tel Aviv have deceived them and left them alone to face Hezbollah https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/332/883/830/897/799/original/9e183340fefb7a7f.mp4 npub1s2shexye34uhznkqutq35nfw0fx3gnl8h4d73hqu9fs6g5vmsqpsyc4ju5 elston_ 🇮🇷☄️🇮🇱🇺🇸 According to CBS, citing two American officials, since the start of the war, that is, in essentially a month of combat, the US has lost 16 MQ-9 UAV https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/332/853/713/375/792/original/5c6e04733a8046d6.png