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2026-08-23 15:01:15 CEST

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2026-08-18 05:51:26 CEST

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Three Scarves for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Scarf to rule them all,
One Scarf to find them,
One Scarf to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
(In The Silmarillion, Tolkien popularized "scarves" as an irregular plural for "scarf," despite traditional grammar preferring "scarfs")
and yes, you made a lovely meme.
@npub13a4…r5vv @npub14uu…2axj

2026-08-17 21:11:17 CEST

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Lola Falana.

2026-08-16 22:47:11 CEST

after this post:
"typing it's is more trouble than typing it is."
https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/117102471438635799
it brought up the question of typing it is/it's on a phone vs computer.
next poll:
how do you mainly browse mastodon?

2026-08-16 22:37:51 CEST

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interesting, i never knew!
https://tutco.com/conductive/ask-ian-temperature-scales
it still seems a bonkers scale.
He used 3 points to create the scale: the freezing point of brine (a reproducible substance of ice, water, and salt), the freezing point of water , and the temperature of the human body.
The freezing point of brine was set at 0, and freezing temp of water was set to 32. This made the human body temperature 96.
This way, the number of degrees between brine and water was 32, a power of 2, and the number of degrees between water and the human body temperature was 64, another power of 2. Which means, in order to create a thermometer, he just had to make three marks at the known temperatures of 0, 32, and 96, and then bisect the distances between those marks a certain number of times (which is doable with just a rule and a compass), and he would have 96 evenly-spaced degrees from 0 to 96, which yields a usable thermometer with a large enough range of temperatures for a great many uses, including everyday temperatures.
The use of a brine mixture as a zero point isn't as arbitrary as you might think. Water, ice and ammonium chloride form what's called a frigorific mixture which is (to a degree) independent of both the quantity and temperature of the individual components. This means that the zero-point is reproducible, which is a requirement for any scientific unit of measurement.
https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/411rut/why_is_the_fahrenheit_scales_zero_point_at_such/
but practical.
A frigorific mixture is a combination of substances—most commonly ice and a salt—that produces a low, controlled temperature through an endothermic melting process. When the salt dissolves in surface moisture, it depresses the freezing point of water, forcing the ice to melt by absorbing heat from its surroundings.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frigorific_mixture
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2026-08-16 06:18:49 CEST

Salt water freezes at a lower temperature than pure fresh water. While pure water freezes at 0°C (32°F), typical ocean water with about 3.5% salt freezes at around -1.8°C (28.4°F). The absolute lowest freezing point for heavily salted water is -21.1°C (-5.98°F)
https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-freezing-point-of-a-salt-water-solution
https://www.reddit.com/r/interesting/comments/1vpgs3x/comment/p3xkuc4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
At room temperature, water reaches a maximum sodium chloride concentration of about 357 to 360 grams per liter (roughly 26.3% by weight). This limit exists because water molecules have a finite capacity to surround and hold separate sodium and chloride ions.
https://www.quora.com/Why-is-NaCl-soluble
@npub14u3…ud9v

2026-08-16 02:58:30 CEST

typing it's is more trouble than typing it is.

2026-08-14 03:58:52 CEST

who will win?
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/clacton-election-2026-results-full-34438775

2026-08-14 02:40:32 CEST

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Snap-on is named after its original 1920 invention of interchangeable sockets that would "snap on" to a variety of drive handles.
i used to love playing with my dad's ones.
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2026-08-13 22:37:10 CEST

i feel like i should be getting more likes. what is wrong with you people? i am trying my best here!
also, someone give @npub1c6z…q3gp a million pounds so he can quit his job and shitpost more.
thank you for your consideration in this matter.

2026-08-13 22:29:14 CEST

"So Trump let his press secretary who just has a baby to die on a decoy plane he thought was going to blow up.
I would resign too."
cr: @adamemedia1
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2026-08-12 02:11:39 CEST

do you prefer living alone or with someone?
re:
https://beige.party/@alexpsmith/117072702423773959

2026-08-11 20:21:37 CEST

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2026-08-11 17:35:32 CEST

"font matters"
cr: @NoContextBrits
saw this and thought of mastodon's favorite auntie @npub10rf…wkqk
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2026-08-08 22:27:32 CEST

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i love the mystery.
usually i have some image of who i am messaging.
now, you may not even be a toe!

2026-08-08 22:16:35 CEST

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Mama's Pinky Toe and a Charlize Theron are the sole survivors of a shipwreck, marooned together on a deserted island.
Over the weeks and months, they build a comfortable camp together and eventually become lovers, living like wife and wife.
Everything is wonderful, but after a while, mama starts looking quiet, downbeat, and deeply depressed.
Charlize tries to comfort her, but nothing brings her out of it.
Finally, she asks if there is anything—anything at all—she can do to cheer her up.
After much pressing, mama says, "Well, there is one weird thing. Could you put on a shirt and trousers, cut your hair, and paint on a fake moustache with some soot from the fire?"
Surprised, the woman agrees and completes the look, calling herself 'Brian' as she walks up to meet her on the beach.
Mama’s face lights up. She runs over, grabs her by the shoulders, hugs her tight, and whispers:"Brian, dude! You have no idea who I am sleeping with these days!"
(sorry if i assumed your gender)

2026-08-08 18:33:26 CEST

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i tried to work out why they come up with this shit.
their only policy is anti their opposition.
so if their opposition believe in science and facts.
they go the other way.
the fact that they do not care who suffers and dies helps.
and that they are just there to loot the country and stay out of jail.
America is being held hostage by oppositional defiant disorder fucking morons.
https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/114420579484130458
#note1569…fmhh

2026-08-08 17:04:10 CEST

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hi @npub1re9…2mgp
i could believe this administration has been possessed by extraterrestrial brain worms and flora.
https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/114437734613595314
https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/114752913510526728
https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/113144168115013490

2026-08-08 03:16:07 CEST

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i met a hand model.
not that it qualifies me or anything, but i would give your toe a solid 9/10.

2026-08-07 23:53:13 CEST

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the same people who protect a pedophile.

2026-08-07 23:52:44 CEST

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monsters.

2026-08-07 21:53:30 CEST

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2026-08-07 07:56:49 CEST

i see posts talking about an incident, but assuming i know which one.
and all the replies are the same.
it is frustrating.
but i guess cryptic is cool.
e.g.
"There are literally thousands of fathers reading those tweets and thinking, "When my daughter lost her favorite toy, I led a search party as if for a downed NATO nuclear warhead. And when that failed, I paid $300 for a replica on EBay."
a comment mentioned a broken collarbone, and miller has been in the news, so i eventually found the story.
In August 2026, U.S. Rep. Max Miller (R-Ohio) faced intense political backlash and calls to resign after being accused of withholding his 2-year-old daughter's favorite stuffed blue bunny. His former father-in-law, Senator Bernie Moreno, alleged Miller held the toy "hostage" for 48 hours during a custody exchange.
https://newrepublic.com/post/214056/leaked-texts-max-miller-habit-holding-daughter-bunny-hostage
as bad as these people are at their jobs, they seem the same at home.
they are just shit humans.

2026-08-07 01:54:11 CEST

"ya jabby wee cunt"
#scotland
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2026-08-06 21:57:23 CEST

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Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume
Me: That's when I went to Yale.
Interviewer: That's pretty impressive. You're hired.
Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.

2026-08-06 15:13:40 CEST

@npub17w9…pnkq
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2026-08-04 02:22:16 CEST

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2026-08-04 01:19:30 CEST

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2026-08-03 06:44:39 CEST

men will invent new fields of mathematics before going to therapy
https://lemmy.world/post/50206401/25093461
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2026-08-03 03:37:50 CEST

politics
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2026-07-30 13:15:11 CEST

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Will add cat when I get back home.
@npub1c6z…q3gp

2026-07-30 13:12:45 CEST

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2026-07-30 11:16:26 CEST

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soon please.
hmu if you need a human collaborator.
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2026-07-28 04:06:19 CEST

"Now, fuck off. Then keep fucking off. Fuck off until you come up to a gate with a sign saying 'You Can't Fuck Off Past Here. ' Climb over the gate, dream the impossible dream, and keep fucking off forever."
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2026-07-28 00:19:34 CEST

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https://www.sciencing.com/2145772/noises-you-didnt-expect-body-to-make-after-death/

2026-07-27 21:59:23 CEST

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2026-07-27 00:20:40 CEST

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2026-07-26 17:26:50 CEST

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That is why I never stand still.

2026-07-25 23:51:43 CEST

As long as Democrats continue receiving money from the Pro-Israel lobby, Wall Street, and the private healthcare industry, I don’t think they’ll purge centrists any time soon.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WorkReform/comments/1v69sbo/comment/ozortxp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
John Adams: "There is nothing which I dread so much as a division of the republic into two great parties... This, in my humble apprehension, is to be dreaded as the greatest political evil under our Constitution."
@npub1fns…zer4
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2026-07-25 22:55:57 CEST

Worst measles outbreak in 35 years.
Freedom Freckles.
should morons be allowed to vote?
you need a license to drive.
https://www.quora.com/Why-are-stupid-and-ignorant-people-allowed-to-vote-Would-the-world-not-be-better-if-we-did-not-allow-idiots-to-vote

2026-07-24 22:20:24 CEST

[Refrain]
Wee-hee-hee-hee, dee hee-hee-hee-hee
Wee-oh aweem away
Wee-hee-hee-hee, dee hee-hee-hee-hee
Wee-oh aweem away
[Chorus]
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
[Verse 1]
In the SHU, the mighty SHU
My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.
In the SHU, the quiet SHU
My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night. (Ho, ho)
[Chorus]
Wee-hee-hee-hee (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
Wee-oh aweem away (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
Wee-hee-hee-hee (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
Wee-oh aweem away (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
[Verse 2]
Near the SHU, the peaceful SHU
My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.
Near the SHU, the quiet SHU
My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night. (Hey, hey)
[Chorus]
Wee-hee-hee-hee (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
Wee-oh aweem away (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
Rrr, la-la-la-ba (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
Wee-oh aweem away (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
[Bridge]
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
[Verse 3]
Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling
My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.
Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling
My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night. (Ho, ho)
[Chorus]
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
Woah, woah, aweem away (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
Wee-hee-hee, hee-hee-hee (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
Wee-oh aweem away (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
[Refrain]
Wee-hee-hee-hee, dee hee-hee-hee-hee
Wee-oh aweem away
Wee-hee-hee-hee, dee hee-hee-hee-hee
Wee-oh aweem away
Wee-hee-hee-hee, dee hee
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2026-07-22 12:12:33 CEST

year-old footage shows Jimothy the Raccoon as a baby
https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/s/Q0B4MERFGB
Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths;
Our bruised arms hung up for monuments;
Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings,
Our dreadful marches to delightful measures.
Grim-visaged war hath smooth'd his wrinkled front;
And now, instead of mounting barbed steeds
To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,
He capers nimbly in a lady's chamber
To the lascivious pleasing of a lute.
But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks,
Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass;
I, that am rudely stamp'd, and want love's majesty
To strut before a wanton ambling nymph;
I, that am curtail'd of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deformed, unfinish'd, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them;
Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,
Have no delight to pass away the time,
Unless to spy my shadow in the sun
And descant on mine own deformity:
And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover,
To entertain these fair well-spoken days,
I am determined to prove a villain
And hate the idle pleasures of these days.
Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous,
By drunken prophecies, libels and dreams,
To set my brother Clarence and the king
In deadly hate the one against the other:
And if King Edward be as true and just
As I am subtle, false and treacherous,
This day should Clarence closely be mew'd up,
About a prophecy, which says that 'G'
Of Edward's heirs the murderer shall be.
Dive, thoughts, down to my soul: here
Clarence comes.
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2026-07-17 21:25:08 CEST

the lady in the Chinese takeaway knows my number and answers hi Paul.
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2026-07-17 15:06:02 CEST

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2026-07-17 15:00:28 CEST

drugs
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2026-07-15 23:58:43 CEST

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thesbian

2026-07-15 23:11:11 CEST

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will he show you the files?
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2026-07-14 09:01:12 CEST

i find this soothing and like pencils.
https://www.cos.net.au/c/cospedia/13-fascinating-facts-about-pencils
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2026-07-12 11:41:34 CEST

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my friend lives at top deck of bus height, and got caught having a wank, so put reflective film on the windows.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/reflective-window-film/s?k=reflective+window+film
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2026-07-12 09:04:04 CEST

US Senator Lindsey Graham dies
That's a weird way to spell Mitch McConnell.
https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1uu7m3t/comment/ox1dy2w/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

2026-07-11 15:08:31 CEST

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TIL there are 9 types of nerds.
1. Enthusiasts
In order to be a nerd, an individual must embrace a hobby, culture or profession with great enthusiasm such that they may have little time for anything else. Individuals who embrace mainstream culture such as sports aren't typically considered nerds. As such, nerds may be described as extreme enthusiasts of obscure interests in areas such as pop culture, technology and fashion. In many cases, a nerdy subculture loses its nerdiness when it becomes more mainstream. For example, video gaming was once an obscure hobby that is now an element of mainstream culture.
2. Countersignaling
The term nerd is ostensibly negative but is also associated with positive attributes such as intelligence. As such, it is common for people to countersignal by claiming to be a nerd or associating themselves with nerdy hobbies or styles. On the surface, this passes as a self-deprecation or humility where it is designed to demonstrate social status such as intelligence.
3. Education
It is commonly considered nerdy to be enthusiastic about an academic subject that most people find uninteresting or challenging. For example, doing difficult math for fun can be viewed as nerdy. The term nerd has somewhat anti-intellectual connotations alongside the epithet egghead with the later implying an intellectual who is elitist, ineffectual and out of touch with reality.
4. Otaku
Otaku is a Japanese word for people with obsessive interests that cause them to become outcasts from society. The Japanese media have a tendency to portray otaku as dangerous and have historically associated the term with a number of terrible crimes. Despite this intensely negative stigma, it is common for nerd subcultures in Japan to embrace the otaku label. The term otaku is also used in English to describe diehard fans of Japanese pop culture.
5. Fandom
Fandom is a series of subcultures based on enthusiasm for popular culture such as a genre, series or character from films or video games. Members of fandom subcultures may have deep empathy for a series and experience a strong sense of camaraderie with other fans. Fandom culture is often participative with fans contributing creative works such as fan fiction and fan art. It also tends to be social with events such as cosplay conventions that allow people with similar interests to meet and interact.
6. Fanboy & Fangirl
Fanboy and fangirl are terms that are often used in a negative sense to describe individuals who are overly excited about a brand, technology or element of popular culture.
7. Hipster
Hipster is a somewhat derogatory term for a subculture that views itself as a cultural elite. The hipster subculture shun anything perceived as mainstream culture and seek music, fashion and lifestyles that they view as non-conformist. This creates a bit of irony as the hipster subculture has its own norms of conformity. Due to their enthusiasm for obscure elements of culture such as retro fashions, the hipster subculture may be viewed as somewhat nerdy.
8. Wonk
Wonk is a term for someone who is nerdy about an practical topic such as making money or gaining political influence. A wonk is extremely self-disciplined and learns the obscure details of a situation such that they become useful to power structures such as a political party, government or firm.
9. Geek
Geek is a term for a social awkward person. Nerds may become geeks do to overfocus on their interests at the expense of social pursuits. Geeks may also thrive in nerd subcultures where people aren't as uptight about mainstream social norms.
https://simplicable.com/culture/nerds
what do you mainly identify as?

2026-07-11 14:06:27 CEST

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would she like mastodon?
@npub15z7…ncl9

2026-07-11 11:01:28 CEST

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[Verse 1]
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
When I lay me down to die
Goin' down to the terrarium underground
[Chorus]
Goin' down to the terrarium underground (Terrarium underground)
That's where I'm gonna go when I die (When I die)
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
[Verse 2]
Prepare yourself, you know it's a must
Gotta have a friend in Satan
So you know that when you die
He's gonna recommend you to the terrarium underground (Terrarium underground)
[Chorus]
Woah, he'll recommend you to the terrarium underground
That's where you're gonna go when you die (When you die)
When you die and they lay you to rest
You're gonna go to the place that's the best
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 3]
Always been a sinner, I always sinned
I got a friend in Satan
So you know that when I die
He's gonna set me down with the terrarium underground
[Chorus]
Woah, set me down with the terrarium underground (Terrarium underground)
That's where I'm gonna go when I die (When I die)
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
Go to the place that's the best
[Instrumental Outro]

2026-07-09 00:51:11 CEST

"vote for the bin, not the rubbish"
cr: @saiseihime

2026-07-08 19:54:23 CEST

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in a dry early spring in Southern California, its semi-dormant leaves can droop and curl into coils like locks of curly hair, hence the popular name based on the metaphor of a poodle's natural hair.
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2026-07-08 15:10:00 CEST

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"Mitch McConnell has Rigor Tortoise"
cr: anon
"It only so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive."
princess bride
"Mitch McConnell is actually the best Metaphor for, and representation of, America and our political system. He spent almost a century making the world a better place for only himself and his friends, married an immigrant while working tirelessly against other immigrants, manipulated the system to increase his power only to be usurped & made impotent by someone even more unethical, unscrupulous and power hungry. Then when the system is finally done with him, they keep his dead body on life support just to use him for one more power move until finally allowing him sweet sweet death while his wife flees the country and his children go into hiding. And when it's all said and done, he'll be best remembered for a meme that made him into a turtle. America."
cr: anon

2026-07-08 01:38:44 CEST

Thieves Are Now Targeting AI Data Center Construction Sites for Copper and Expensive Equipment
Buying RAM from a van in a McDonald’s parking lot is my future
https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1uq558s/comment/ow5ki2h/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
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2026-07-07 00:14:39 CEST

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HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED UNTIL NOW!!!
my 2 favorite things:
lego 🤝 architecture
https://legohouse.com/en-gb
@npub1ex9…c4xz
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2026-07-06 08:13:53 CEST

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The Olympics was founded by streakers.
But I think you knew that.
https://www.suu.edu/blog/2016/08/naked-athletes-olympic-history.html

2026-07-06 02:58:31 CEST

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https://mastodon.world/@MamasPinkyToe/116851469382466808
I decided to check.
It is ok.
It is relevant.

2026-07-06 02:56:19 CEST

Pubs were given permission to stay open until 5am for England’s World Cup clash earlier this week in a victory for fans after Keir Starmer laid down an emergency law.
That should have given plenty of time for the full game to run if it began at 1am.
But with the hour delay, fans now face being turfed out before the end of the game if the game goes to penalties and there is a major delay due to something like lightning strikes, a major injury or even a streaker.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/39658341/england-fans-turfed-pubs-mexico-match-penalties/
@npub1re9…2mgp
Your chance to shine my diamond.
Sorry if it was not you who made the streaking post.

2026-07-04 12:56:57 CEST

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this one took google.
Hansel Schmidt is a gay, East German teenager who loves rock music and is stuck in East Berlin until he meets Sergeant Luther Robinson, an American soldier. Luther proposes marriage to Hansel, persuading him to undergo sex reassignment surgery in order to leave Communist East Germany for the West as his wife, because that was the only legal solution. Hansel's mother, Hedwig, gives her child her name and passport and finds a doctor to perform the genital surgery. The operation is botched, however, leaving Hansel—now Hedwig—with a dysfunctional one-inch mound of flesh between her legs, the titular "Angry Inch".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(film)#Plot
desantis is a chode.

2026-07-03 23:44:18 CEST

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2026-07-01 05:54:15 CEST

White House weighs ‘250 pardons for 250 years’ in new wave of clemency to mark America’s birthday: report
One will be Ghislaine Maxwell. I cant wait to see how the trumpers defend it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/1uk87lt/comment/outuzrd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

2026-06-30 22:29:32 CEST

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i thought you would appreciate this.
context in case you missed it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willy%27s_Chocolate_Experience
@npub1re9…2mgp
glasspshr is a chemist.

2026-06-30 22:16:34 CEST

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i went with the Great American State Fair, but honestly the Fyre Festival was the best laugh.
and there was meant to be another.
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2025/apr/17/fyre-festival-2-postponed
the Willy Wonka Experience was just sad.
if i had to organize one, it would turn out like these.
my school leavers book said "he couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery."
i have it somewhere, but can't be bothered finding it.
just trust me.
i mean, why would someone go online and lie?
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2026-06-30 18:14:30 CEST

Supreme Court, 6-3: Children born in the U.S. to undocumented or temporary-visa parents are citizens — the Court strikes down Trump's order ending birthright citizenship — though only 5 Justices hold the Constitution itself guarantees it
That this ruling was not an emphatic 9–0 repudiation is simply astonishing and will be a lasting stain. I am by no means an accelerationist, but there has never been a clearer message that we are well beyond time for Congress to legislate serious and meaningful court reform. This is literally insane.
https://www.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1ujr4wo/comment/ouptj0c/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

2026-06-30 04:05:39 CEST

@npub1c6z…q3gp @npub1sn6…2gsh @npub1wnw…9wy5 @npub18rm…g8c3 @npub1q95…khf6 @npub1vjw…7s9n @npub10q7…cmze @npub147w…2f5l
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2026-06-29 03:05:41 CEST

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hi @npub1kyd…jltj
i was hoping no one would ask.
the consensus was this is ai.
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildyinteresting/comments/1ui3h1f/creative_button_design/
https://www.threads.com/@delahuntagram/post/DaDSO0yCKkZ

2026-06-29 02:53:27 CEST

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2026-06-29 00:05:53 CEST

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“The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of geese”

2026-06-28 20:09:46 CEST

@npub17pz…530t
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1ui1gbv/berlin_police_using_water_cannons_to_cool_crowds/

2026-06-26 12:26:35 CEST

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2026-06-24 17:39:24 CEST

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nice, what happened to Precious Violet?
https://mastodon.world/@MamasPinkyToe/116128237247201660
#note1cqw…wmcp

2026-06-22 06:53:03 CEST

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@npub1he2…7mrm might know more.
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2026-06-22 04:53:58 CEST

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bat boy bats for the other team.
https://slate.com/culture/2016/04/the-history-of-the-gay-subtext-of-batman-and-robin.html
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2026-06-22 04:44:14 CEST

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2026-06-19 12:06:15 CEST

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i love cauliflower curry.
and potato curry.
i could be a happy veggie eating curry.
also Indian fried breads are great.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_bread
i like luchi and parotta.
@npub18rm…g8c3 @npub1kyd…jltj
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2026-06-18 16:02:55 CEST

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@npub1chv…m6s2 lives in Venice.
what was your favorite meal?
@npub10q7…cmze wants to go for the food.
i am too lazy.
https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/114937095551931121
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2026-06-18 12:33:58 CEST

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2026-06-18 12:30:10 CEST

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you're in italy!!!
@npub1chv…m6s2

2026-06-18 11:08:31 CEST

TIL The word "soccer" originated in 19th-century England as a slang abbreviation of "association football". To differentiate the sport from "rugby football", university students took the "soc" from association and added the "-er" suffix—following the same popular slang trend that turned rugby into "rugger"
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyexj7dggpo

2026-06-15 18:34:30 CEST

@npub1kyd…jltj
cooking spinach curry.
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1u6gas6/baling_aluminum_cans/
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2026-06-14 13:14:05 CEST

@npub1chv…m6s2 @npub17pz…530t @npub14u3…ud9v
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2026-06-12 06:46:31 CEST

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garlic/scrapes
https://plantingup.co.uk/scapes/
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2026-06-08 21:45:32 CEST

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2026-06-07 05:18:42 CEST

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this is nice too:
https://juvet.com/

2026-06-07 05:13:02 CEST

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i do like mid-century modern.
https://www.nda.ac.uk/blog/history-of-interior-design-mid-century-modern/
i think @npub1383…uxga does to.

2026-06-07 05:06:31 CEST

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no, you are right, it has more villainy vibes.

2026-06-07 05:05:42 CEST

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2026-06-07 04:20:22 CEST

NCaved is located on a small secluded rocky cove on Serifos Island, seemingly hovering just above sea level. The need to create a protected shelter, at a location of disarming view, but openly exposed to strong north winds, led us to the decision to drill the slope, instead of arranging a set of spaces in line at ground level. We applied a rectangular grid to the slope to produce a three-dimensional “chessboard” of solids and voids that accommodate and, at the same time, isolate the residence quarters. This strict geometry is discontinued with the rotation of the last axis of the grid, which provides the living area with ampler view. Shifting the axis intensifies the sense of perspective significantly, and thus the imprint of the residence appears minimized at the conceptual end of the ascent. Longitudinal walls of dry stone outline and protect the interior and exterior spaces. They consist the vertical borders, which lead the visitor’s gaze to the horizon line. In contrast to the sturdy stone walls, the transverse facades are light, made of glass and can open along their entire length. The front is fully open to the east view, while the rear windows frame indoor gardens, enhancing the air flow and letting light into the residence. Lighting and ventilation with front and rear openings, stone, a planted flat roof, suitable insulation, as well as energy-efficient glass panels adds to NCAVED excellent bioclimatic features. The residence is divided into three levels: bedrooms, living rooms, and a guest house. The first two communicate internally, while the guest house is independent. An in caved staircase connects the three levels externally and leads to the main entrance, located at the living room loft. This smooth descent into the interior of the house slowly reveals the initially hidden spaces of the house, while framing a two sided view: a visual outlet to the sea during the descent, an outlet to the sky during the ascent. In caved areas are “negative” spaces. They result from severing and removing part of the rock. This rough feeling of a natural cavity was what we aimed to recreate with our choice of materials and color palette. Stone, exposed concrete, wood and metal are used with precision to create coarse inner shells. Perforated filters on the facades and the floor produce shadow patterns. Paired with large reflective mirror surfaces, they make up an eerie atmosphere in the private areas of the residence. Finally, the pergolas seem to float detached from the surface, denoting the physical aspect of the residence, which integrates to the landscape, yet maintains a dynamic presence.
https://moldarchitects.com/projects/n-caved
The nCAVED house—a 360-square-meter embedded cliffside residence in Serifos, Greece designed by Mold Architects—does not have a publicly listed original construction cost. However, similar modern cave villas in Greece list between €680,000 and €2.75 million depending on the specific location and plot size.
https://barnes-greece.com/property/buy/ncaved-villa-serifos-island/
a minimalistic futuristic hobbit hole.
spiders might be an issue.
and earthquakes.
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2026-06-05 10:58:34 CEST

@npub14u3…ud9v @npub17pz…530t
cat in the hat ❎
cat on a vibrating mat ✅
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2026-06-05 10:16:58 CEST

"S&P Dow Jones Indices will keep its existing eligibility requirements for main benchmarks like the S&P 500 Index, rejecting proposals that would have made it faster for mega-cap companies such as Elon Musk’s SpaceX to gain rapid entry into the benchmark after going public."
Exit liquidity denied
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tx3d9y/comment/opsy4ry/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
i am surprised.
i did not think anyone in American power was honest anymore.

2026-06-04 16:51:50 CEST

Satrapi died in Paris on 4 June 2026, aged 56.[49] Her family said in a statement that she had "died of sadness" over her husband's death.[50][51]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marjane_Satrapi
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2026-06-04 02:05:32 CEST

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[Misc] Do teleportation devices "murder" their occupants everytime? Is there any examples of long distance teleportation that doesn't?
The horrific ramifications of the Star Trek style teleporter is that essentially the machine xerox's an exact copy of your, murders you by dematerializing you, then another machine takes the "you" stored in data form and essentially reconstructs another you.
The metaphysical ramifications of this is that, yes technically Spock Kirk and McCoy are all alive and well down to the surface and back, but that every time you're teleported, your consciousness does not follow. For all intents and purposes, your stream of consciousness you've had since birth is completely dissipated, and the thread is not picked back up somehow later, you're gone. A new entity is created who thinks its you, behaves as you would, and goes about its life as though nothing has changed, but that in a cosmological sense, it is version You Mk IV or something similar. It's the same effect for clones like in 6th day, you don't wake up suddenly in a clone bay pod, a new you wakes up and resumes your life.
Are there any sci-fi means to accomplish long distance instantaneous transportation that don't use this same mechanism? Apart from say comic-book style bzzzt teleportation where the entirety of a person is moved unchanged, is there a more science based work around?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskScienceFiction/comments/41hxon/misc_do_teleportation_devices_murder_their/

2026-06-03 23:53:19 CEST

it is great to find a new person to follow.
it is like finding a new seam to mine.
https://mastodon.online/@tomstafford/116680673441270882
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2026-06-03 05:29:10 CEST

politics
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2026-06-02 03:07:03 CEST

@npub1388…sxrr
“When I actively asked you to communicate with me, you refused, humiliated me and made sure to insult me in front of people,” they wrote on Saturday. “You defame me in public with your CVE-2026-45585 advisory even though you literally deleted the Microsoft account I used to report bugs to you with and I got zero pennies from doing so and I still happily did like an idiot.”
Nightmare also noted that “Microsoft still has chains in my hands,” preventing them from releasing “documents” yet, or anytime in June, and then warned: “Mark this date July 14th, I will make sure your bones are shattered that day.”
turn off the Internet till morale improves.
https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/1tty49c/comment/op6n1bp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
@npub17pz…530t
Why does he sound like Ea Nassir?
https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/1tty49c/comment/op5rx3x/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

2026-05-27 06:32:28 CEST

Best in Show.
i think this even outdoes Raygun.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/644/653/104/686/192/original/544c0d8c255ef0b1.mp4

2026-05-25 03:00:01 CEST

@npub14u3…ud9v @npub17pz…530t
During WW1 and the introduction of the new British army helmet reported injuries went up by something like 5000%. 🪖
The Army was furious, and spent weeks going over the statistics before calling in the designer and engineer and asked what sort of incompetent and catastrophic design could possibly be causing all these injuries.
It was explained to them that every soldier injured while wearing the new helmet would have previously died if wearing the old one. 🤦
‘Lies, damned lies and statistics’
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1tmod6r/comment/onoq9nd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button