adequate_birb

Me checking out the spot in the garden where I tossed the coriander seed
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2026-05-11 01:00:36 UTC

Currently working from the comfort of my kitchen table wishing business attire had thumb holes in long sleeves so I could feel cozy at work like I am at home.

2026-05-10 19:22:30 UTC

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@nprofile…t4l7 @nprofile…gur5 all the words

2026-04-21 01:02:58 UTC

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It's good as a hot or cold dish. Great for getting stuck in your teeth too!

2026-04-20 09:49:02 UTC

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GM to you, too.

2026-04-19 22:11:33 UTC

Minding my own business tryna be sad birb and this fugger is not having it. All up in my shit rn.
Best boi.
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2026-04-19 21:41:25 UTC

The Duchess admiring the peasants milling about the lower level.
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2026-04-17 23:50:48 UTC

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I think my preferences have evolved as my kitchen skills have improved.

2026-04-17 23:47:31 UTC

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True story

2026-04-16 15:14:21 UTC

I've no idea what I'm going to do with this, but I needed it. It is beautiful.
https://decayable.ink/media/5cdb5c83ab0094bc3d248b77390850920c6cee4d26a3c40a5cf1ff5afeff7914.jpg

2026-04-16 02:28:22 UTC

What's the cross for, @nprofile…m927 ?
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2026-04-16 02:06:40 UTC

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I would hang this on my wall in the sewing lab.

2026-04-14 01:35:00 UTC

Now that the gift has been given I can share the finished product. My first attempt at this style of textile art. It is an ocean wall hanging. It is brighter in person but I don't really have the setup to capture it. I really like how it came out for a first attempt. I did go for low hanging fruit so the mistakes would be accent to the overall vibe. #SometimesIMakeStuff
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https://decayable.ink/media/d509c5540be2605795327dc1394d5525d5e52784b222a2906e524a290ac9341a.jpg
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2026-04-12 01:00:04 UTC

So I was trying to take a picture of a stunningly beautiful crow this morning. He cocked his head at me then flew two branches closer and posed
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2026-04-10 00:41:04 UTC

I might actually get this done before traveling day. #SometimesIMakeStuff
https://decayable.ink/media/4fd546776c4f803c5f84442def8ecb7964d830d35af0a4137c27b6e820a6cdf7.jpg

2026-04-09 23:32:30 UTC

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One of my favorite bands tees
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2026-04-09 13:42:44 UTC

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@nprofile…mnxv lemme know if there is anything I can do to support you, cuz. Fr.

2026-04-09 13:19:31 UTC

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>seems to kinda like sniffing catnip
I learned it from you, DAD!!!

2026-04-09 12:57:57 UTC

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Unbothered moisturized...
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2026-04-09 02:19:10 UTC

This is what progress looks like. #SometimesIMakeStuff
https://decayable.ink/media/ae14d455dbbadf6f3b9a9132783bbc78073cd47e8ab4b59c8ef3815e0d7493f7.jpg

2026-04-08 02:48:34 UTC

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2026-04-08 01:27:08 UTC

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Birb working on her shadow self

2026-04-05 15:45:15 UTC

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Just go full retard
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2026-04-05 15:28:22 UTC

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As is our new Easter tradition i share this with you once again....
https://decayable.ink/media/d413405af32ace31c2e349bcb3cd2b74931e59f0032ffe17e065acfee981aa76.jpg

2026-04-04 19:25:57 UTC

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Yestergram of an old project
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2026-04-03 15:05:33 UTC

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@nprofile…afee I would buy this shirt from the store, js.

2026-04-02 17:23:08 UTC

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I would frame that and hang it in the powder room.

2026-04-01 17:54:26 UTC

At the tattoo parlor and some chick is talking to her artist about getting her car repoed, her credit card on overdraft default, and if she gets caught up on it, it'll be a good rainy day fund... smh. Not his problem but man are some people absolutely retarded IRL.
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2026-03-29 19:11:29 UTC

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Do I need to make another goatse? Because I will...

2026-03-29 03:01:50 UTC

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For invitation or protection?

2026-03-29 02:59:14 UTC

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Appreciated.

2026-03-26 03:07:47 UTC

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Fine, fine. I'll leave the closet light on for you.

2026-03-26 02:42:22 UTC

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https://decayable.ink/media/2194c5eabca6d5a1fc51cabacb9b65bd944a4cfd6346c3e9c098c21f18407812.jpg

2026-03-25 04:29:12 UTC

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I did not shit on your porch today.

2026-03-03 15:32:04 UTC

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Ive got your mug... just not on a cup
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2026-03-01 23:07:51 UTC

Art friends, I am lacking the inspiration to commemorate my first 1,000 mile year (>1600km in not freedom units). None of my tattoos are words or letters. What ideas do you have for imagery (not running shoes or running birb) that could serve as inspiration to give my artist? Any thoughts are appreciated.

2026-03-01 17:01:27 UTC

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@nprofile…y5mx

2026-02-27 14:19:49 UTC

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Darb, did you see my new favorite running shirt?!?! YOU READY FOR THE NEXT MARATHON!!!!!
https://decayable.ink/media/649ae274385672e7d9946d89c64d769f1ef23659ea7b5476ef2024f4a0d89256.jpg

2026-02-26 23:56:46 UTC

Yay new favorite running shirt just arrived!!
https://decayable.ink/media/b76f5cff3a9a9b5cf0f0b85154e69eac81bdd4ced3f02bdc605c7acdc58757c3.jpg

2026-02-24 01:26:20 UTC

Need to make something... anything. Yestergram from when I was making something other than Excel workbooks and smoked meats.
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2026-02-19 15:04:15 UTC

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Im sorry!! I didn't mean it!! I was half asleep!!

2026-02-19 04:59:12 UTC

@nprofile…afee saw this ad on my free-with-ads photo layer app tonight. You've made the big time!
https://decayable.ink/media/a5e9138fb239766e20b8c5b087180cf97716e3ab9af2897e2ff95e8289e9c0ba.jpg

2026-02-09 17:53:34 UTC

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The number of >five year friends greatly skews male. Easier to give and take shit with. Very few have had zero sexual tension. Even when I don't see it, I tend to find out later that it's there.

2026-02-09 15:40:18 UTC

Friend of a friend took this and it made its way to me. Keeper of the Plains by Blackbear Bosin. Stands at the fork of the Little and Big Arksnsas rivers in Wichita Kansas.
https://decayable.ink/media/e7e824212c0448022122d05df94fed57d04b5f8919e79924e7253924527eb2b4.jpg

2026-01-27 12:35:36 UTC

Duchess Samantha does art. She creates both minimalist prints and pollack-esque mini blind masterpieces.
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2026-01-13 01:32:41 UTC

We are officially back in business. time to fuck a chicken or summat.
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2025-11-21 22:23:42 UTC

I think Fat Boi is plotting something. He did set up that life Insurance policy on me some weeks back...
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2025-11-06 23:50:43 UTC

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Evening I watched the vid I'd have vertigo for two days. Cheers on the adventure!

2025-11-06 23:43:34 UTC

Did I miss the art contest?

2025-10-13 00:28:23 UTC

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I got nuthin
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2025-08-15 20:22:12 UTC

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@nprofile…n6kx can speak to this more than I can. I never had to be hospitalized, but it is bad. I lost weight until my seventh month with my first one and Im not a big girl. I never would have considered termination though, I'd have had them put me in first and keep me on IVs.

2025-07-30 21:59:54 UTC

>Mom!!! Adequate is poasting prairie nibba stuff again!!
When I was at my parent's house last week I found a dress I've been looking for for 20 years. Yes, it should still fit. While I was driving through Indian country, my first stop was a supply shop where I got to shop for beads in person for the first time in more than ten years!!!
https://decayable.ink/media/3d31c6915336fdf3f369e52f0075ecab29190f5a81a80b3426c65c7068db010c.jpg
https://decayable.ink/media/4072ee541097034dd5f9c30c23b5e6af1759fcad9a4ca19c95a3d07ff17084e4.jpg

2025-07-21 19:29:04 UTC

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>It will be in the same room as this piece
The Love Dungeon is coming together nicely.

2025-07-21 00:50:58 UTC

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Working on defining areas with similar color but where I need to identify distinct shapes.
https://decayable.ink/media/97d46a4db03fc8d185e4f6b38cefd538e315975bb3c2c9c701d66daa1bdd0ea0.jpg

2025-07-19 20:07:13 UTC

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https://decayable.ink/media/3bb96e1a39296868cb33ef5e19546e6333f289361d23a8938edc8f50c3ab666b.jpg

2025-07-14 02:25:54 UTC

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If you get your stained glass done you should submit it! I bet it would be a contender

2025-07-14 00:24:43 UTC

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I put my kid in public school for one semester in elementary school. They wanted to give my ants in the pants kid an ADHD diagnosis in school and I basically told them to fugg off. Kid is absolutely on the spectrum, but did not need meds and a special classroom. He just needed fidget spinners and calculus. Problem solved. He was back in private school the next year.

2025-07-12 23:53:05 UTC

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Man, Thyme is going to murder everyone in the best entrance song contest!

2025-07-12 18:53:03 UTC

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Debating on an afternoon run. #iamretard

2025-07-10 13:32:54 UTC

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Yep, that's it. They are mildly poisonous to deer. I have a little gift fennel growing behind it.

2025-07-10 10:43:25 UTC

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Here is something pretty from my vault. I'm shopping for a bike.
https://decayable.ink/media/01386de250882003a2d0b3ff4fcb83e22b9f14ef256811d8e95a2a9b6d091970.jpg

2025-06-30 01:58:20 UTC

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@nprofile…r6gr

2025-06-29 18:09:41 UTC

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I do cast my vote for Based Lunatic aka dicey. And thank you for all your hard work!

2025-06-29 17:30:27 UTC

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I've only been on in the fediverse for a year. Am I eligible to voat? If so, I vote Dicey. #teamdecay

2025-06-23 20:19:19 UTC

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That was the last scene in Act One. I just love the theater, don't you?!

2025-06-21 01:16:06 UTC

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2025-06-18 00:36:01 UTC

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2025-06-09 23:23:40 UTC

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2025-06-08 03:09:32 UTC

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I did van gogh, too! Almost went with one of sunflowers series!!! Ended up doing The Sower.

2025-06-06 21:57:36 UTC

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2025-06-05 01:05:04 UTC

I'm making a fuggin mess
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2025-05-27 02:34:23 UTC

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Danke

2025-05-22 23:33:09 UTC

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My dog is so goth. I'm a lowly poser
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2025-05-19 14:04:15 UTC

Animals were the race audience over the weekend.
Snek fren, bun bun, gallery of goats, and a couple shots of western meadowlarks.
Edit: and a sparrow, i think.
#naturepoasting
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2025-05-14 20:28:54 UTC

I stopped by the local disc golf shop to see if I could support local commerce in any way. In the used disc section I found a cool stamp with an unauthorized image of me and @nprofile…8ejw
I bought it because he's my homie and now he can go with me on all my discing adventures.
https://decayable.ink/media/cdd818c3bc3b716e7faaf094f2329aa6d783d90b34ef41815737118ba2a08d42.jpg

2025-05-14 13:13:35 UTC

Saw these hanging on my mom's living room wall. My daughter made them. I just caught a case of the feels.
https://decayable.ink/media/fd809b6c5b61bdab21a4dbe3a2ad174fb40cf0760dcb003551f3e97cc25ce806.jpg

2025-05-12 22:25:49 UTC

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I think fuck yer jew mom is his love language

2025-05-08 15:17:22 UTC

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The existence of Jack Black implies the existence of Jack White. Theory proven.

2025-05-08 13:52:23 UTC

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❤️ Samosas with bottomless mimosas. I'll see you for brunch at the clubhouse on Sunday, Besties!!! Kisses TTYL ❤️
Also we can root for both sides in this death cage match, right?

2025-04-26 16:39:27 UTC

Trying to figure out why the music venue I was at last night had a portrait of @nprofile…807u above the VIP booth.
https://decayable.ink/media/9f20d0f014e9aeb4fc454237496ae5db8bd8a0940722db8a9cb87d2a32308cc4.jpg

2025-04-24 23:05:26 UTC

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Same but different. True story, I know people who know where this tale took place although i cannot claim to know anyone who was there that night.
https://youtu.be/htSvzWy-WcY

2025-04-19 22:16:53 UTC

Because art
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2025-04-18 01:28:04 UTC

Sometimes House Alpha makes things too.
https://decayable.ink/media/eb9fbe4d2289d4cb6503b6d48773e143f13d5266e3468a07e25800de0bb4c309.jpg
https://decayable.ink/media/ff5c8facd2ed7e9b097307b161c15f87e86506bf016664e355801fbbb1724079.jpg

2025-04-16 21:13:49 UTC

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Idk, but my page a day calendar was a pika. Lookie!!! He's adorbs!
https://decayable.ink/media/ad8f6f923a9850f67f3af02ad73bae2b0e291f937f0d140c4daea5b38321564e.jpg

2025-04-06 00:06:20 UTC

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I just want to how many of you fuggers would... help.

2025-04-05 22:31:24 UTC

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I met Billy Mills today and he shared a story with me about my hometown, even waved away the people behind me in line so he could finish the story!!!

2025-04-05 03:04:16 UTC

Low hanging fruit for some confidence building after the problem child piece that I finished last week. One session, three hours. I stole Fat Boi's heat lamp for a warm shot. Photography is not a skill in my tool box. #sometimesimakestuff
https://decayable.ink/media/60b5f74a827584e7f9df176422b74250c104fce07539242c3d40e6ad745eec02.jpg

2025-03-23 00:30:07 UTC

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Can't draw but I've got some free phone apps
https://decayable.ink/media/bf3c2afe193f4a518d9aecef3b592888d87ac59f954c5a91b14e5f1d10f4e349.png

2025-03-22 21:27:03 UTC

Mom!!!! Adequate's doing prairie nibba shit again!!!
2 hours in, 6ish hours of work to go. #sometimesimakestuff
https://decayable.ink/media/c5cad8c051f08086879aef4efa5bf0c42ec377c26b4fa3cfcd53ace8eab0d4ee.jpg

2025-03-22 04:46:31 UTC

I just spent three weeks redoing the same three rows of beads because it wasn't leading to the next row correctly. I just realized I was trying to do and even bead gourd stitch with an odd number of beads per row. Is this the first sign of alzheimers?

2025-03-14 23:49:04 UTC

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I sew my own dresses. I prefer it that way because most of the vintage patterns need some adjustment for range of motion. Field dresses are actually pretty comfortable. To be accurate I do a button up bodice as birbs my age in the 1860s would still probably be nursing.

2025-03-14 23:46:29 UTC

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That is so cool!! I play base ball without a glove and in a dress because birbs in the 1860s didn't wear pants and gloves weren't a thing until close to the 20th century.

2025-03-14 23:20:26 UTC

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https://decayable.ink/media/2293dd59e58220ecca3b0f31778fdeec9cc89f57cd9a0ded814423a4575b5f1e.jpeg

2025-03-14 23:17:48 UTC

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I larp 1860s for vintage base ball. What period was your interest? Townsends is a great channel!!

2025-03-14 00:11:00 UTC

I'm here for the birthday party with my plus one! I might be early...
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2025-03-04 22:31:55 UTC

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https://youtu.be/rM_C9DWfr94

2025-02-21 01:49:25 UTC

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2025-02-17 16:59:37 UTC

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I was too busy cooing at the tiny gator. Maybe it'll bite one off for you.