Chris is.

I make chunks of the internet, and I like some stuff. Rest assured I'm not famous in any meaningful way.

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I don't need your money, but I love the idea of someone buying me a coffee at random: https://ko-fi.com/offby1

Pronouns: He/Him
Website: https://offby1.website/
Code: https://github.com/offbyone/

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2026-02-26 15:30:03 CET

I love RSS, folks. RSS feeds still surface some of the best things I read.
Today, it’s this: https://jenniferplusplus.com/what-is-a-token/
Out of this, I learned the term “Anchoring” to describe an effect I observe in myself when using an LLM while working on a problem, and that I find problematic. I hope to use the fact that I now have language for it to help me break out of that loop.

2026-02-21 00:01:34 CET

RE: https://phpc.social/@ramsey/116104919958954997
This here; when the tools are fit for purpose and make engineers’ jobs easier, you have to pry them from our fingers. All you have to do is look at the dedication to vim/emacs adaptations you’ll see in older coders to see the lengths to which we go to use the tools we feel work best.
It is a massive quality red flag if you have to force your staff to use a tool.
#note1wje…fnzh

2026-02-14 17:24:56 CET

RE: https://wandering.shop/@offby1/116069885162090859
This is going to be a godsend for maintainers who are facing increasing LLM slop PRs.
#note1jfa…4ptl

2026-02-14 17:18:14 CET

I’m thrilled to see this feature from GitHub: https://github.blog/changelog/2026-02-13-new-repository-settings-for-configuring-pull-request-access/
Tl;dr it is now possible for repositories to disable pull requests entirely, or to restrict them to collaborators only. #OpenSource

2026-02-12 02:57:34 CET

The #HugoAwards nominations opened today. For the third year in a row, I'm proud to be responsible for making the software that you'll use to nominate and vote, which is open source and free software.
It is built on #Python and #Django. I don't take donations for my work, but the foundations behind those libraries (and the others that NomNom depends on) certainly do!
Consider a donation to Django (https://www.djangoproject.com/fundraising/) or the PSF (https://www.python.org/psf/donations/) to support my work!

2026-01-21 00:14:50 CET

Memo to nearly every single fucking website: I don’t want you to log me out “due to inactivity”
Don’t be clingy; I use my computer for lots of other sites. I’ll come back to yours, I promise. Let me take my damn time, though!

2026-01-18 01:31:46 CET

I vote, and I don’t want ICE agents to be better trained; I want them arrested, tried, and convicted.

2026-01-08 23:10:40 CET

Anyone can nominate or vote in the #HugoAwards and here's how:
https://reactormag.com/anyone-can-vote-in-the-hugo-awards-and-heres-how/

2025-12-19 01:49:12 CET

How do I “adopt” (read, “steal”) a custom emoji from another Mastodon instance? #MastoAdmin

2025-11-28 18:43:00 CET

I’m amused that USians are so sensitive that there’s a whole-ass blocklist on Bluesky for those of us who use “USian”
https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/115/628/558/249/642/795/original/5bc7d75a64376986.png

2025-11-05 01:27:49 CET

I want to note, though, that even with all of this enthusiasm, the PSF is still not as funded as it would have been if they’d compromised their mission and taken the bestringed money offered by the NSF. This is good energy, to get grassroots funding to happen, but we *need* corporate sponsorships to step up commensurate with how much they gain from the Python ecosystem. Python is everywhere, and those who profit from it should do their part to support it. https://wandering.shop/@offby1/115494245333434831

2025-10-27 21:30:54 CET

I have nothing but respect and sympathy for @npub1vv8…6fhk in their decision to withdraw from the NSF grant program in order not to compromise on their mission to keep #Python a diverse and welcoming open source community
It's hard to turn down that kind of money
So, here's my .02c for it, metaphorically. I'll personally make a $1000 donation to help fill in that gap. There are certainly 1500 of us who can spare that much, in the global python community. Who's with me?
https://fosstodon.org/@ThePSF/115446659188615376

2025-10-21 20:41:30 CEST

In a culture that is brutal in its suppression of #SexWork, including disapproval, punishment, debanking, and every other means of devaluing the people who do it, to see #AI companies pivot to “horny" is even more awful than many of their other industries.
Let me get this straight: it's okay to throw billions of dollars at letting people get off to LLMs, but if a woman wants to get paid to turn men on, that's wrong somehow?
Fuck everything about this timeline.

2025-10-20 20:24:26 CEST

A year ago today we left future owners of our home a fun surprise to find if they dig up our patio or convert the house into apartment buildings.
https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/115/407/891/030/204/374/original/135d5fa891a918cd.png

2025-10-07 17:35:26 CEST

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That video in particular is why I now regularly check out that series. It changed my hotdog choices forever, and I found I really like their approach.

2025-09-16 18:57:51 CEST

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This is the right order, as frustrating as he was.

2025-09-16 17:05:09 CEST

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I thought as much myself, except for the part where the results page said "Counting ballots using Plurality at Large/Block Voting/MNTV. There are 13 candidates competing for 13 seats. The number of ballots is 683 and there were 669 valid ballots and 14 empty ballots."

2025-09-16 16:57:06 CEST

13 seats, 13 candidates... wtf? #Python

2025-08-26 19:17:58 CEST

If I had a nickel for every time someone got a bug up their ass about my politely asking that they not "helpfully" answer a question I didn't ask in response to a question I _did_ ask, I'd have a surprisingly large number of nickels. One more today, too.
Seriously, if someone asks a question, it's not necessary to respond by questioning their premise unless they've asked for that too. It's irritating, condescending, and makes more noise than sense.

2025-08-26 03:53:54 CEST

I think the long Discourse about ATproto and ActivityPub "decentralization" yesterday crystallized the difference between the two models and why they both serve complementary and distinct needs for a true decentralized network. ActivityPub optimizes for decentralization of policy, ATproto optimizes for decentralization of ... ownership, maybe?

2025-08-23 06:49:44 CEST

Okay, I want to know if there is any way to geo-block access to this Mastodon instance?
Also, I want to know if there's a bat-signal hashtag that reaches Mastodon instance admins (so I can follow it AND use it)
Boost please?

2025-07-10 22:45:58 CEST

"Who Goes MAGA" by Mike Masnick is pretty good.
"The Normie" is the one I worry most about; I have so. many. friends who have said just that kind of thing -- hell, my dad was a bit like that ! -- for me to be relaxed around the attitude. https://www.techdirt.com/2025/07/08/who-goes-maga/

2025-07-02 16:18:45 CEST

I just accidentally opened an article without adblock on, and I was astonished at how unusable it was; the text reflowed and would jump in the window, and even in reader mode the ads were breaking the page content.
Seriously, how do people who don't use adblock actually, like, read on the internet?
I'm starting to suspect... they just do not. Nobody does.

2025-06-18 17:22:44 CEST

When WhatsApp adds ads, will that finally convince people that Signal is a better choice?

2025-06-18 03:13:10 CEST

TIL that Sally Ride was in a decades-long lesbian relationship; I had no idea she was queer at all.

2025-06-18 03:10:46 CEST

If I wanted to self-host a CalDAV/CardDAV server basically just for myself, what are my options? #SelfHosted #Homelab

2025-06-12 03:40:36 CEST

My partner and I are heading to NYC for a show in October, and I'd like to know if there's a comprehensive theatre calendar somewhere, where I can see everything on, off, off-off, or way the fuck off broadway on any given date.
Boosts for reach please?

2025-06-04 08:34:08 CEST

Hey, Fedi.
It's a shitty time in the world, innit?
I'm angry about the fate of immigrants and migrants and gays and queers and bi and trans folk.
So.
Between now and the end of the week, up to $5000, I will match your donations to https://nwirp.org/donate/ or https://www.thetrevorproject.org/.
Send me a DM with a screenshot of your donation receipt. I'll track totals here (and, if you're one of the ones who take me over that line, good! be proud!) as they come in.
It's not enough, but it's a start.

2025-06-03 00:26:24 CEST

Is there any way to script changing #tailscale tags? I'd like to retag nodes in my tailnet and I am daunted by the idea of clicking 5 times per node per tag that I want to change, across 70+ nodes. That feels like something that must have an easier solution.

2025-04-26 09:32:20 CEST

I am glad to see this poll is trending towards the objectively correct answer.
Also, I need to get my ass in the kitchen...
https://mstdn.moimeme.ca/@EdwinG/114400876265457323

2025-04-26 09:22:49 CEST

Well, I'm 48 now.

2025-04-24 01:19:38 CEST

Why is printing so hard.

2025-04-18 22:47:56 CEST

The #Seattle PD has extensive video surveillance of, well, literally everyone who goes downtown.
https://spd-cctv-coverage.glitch.me/
If you're in downtown Seattle, I hope you like being recorded by the police, because you're gonna be, like it or not.

2025-04-07 08:21:11 CEST

Does anyone else get a feeling like you're walking across a thin pane of glass, beneath it a yawning void, and despite everything around you looking normal, you can sense a subtle shift and crack with every step?
Just me?
Ok, then.

2025-03-31 18:27:26 CEST

Are there any #PyConUS attendees who are local to #Pittsburgh who can direct me to options for e-bike rentals for the duration of the conference? I don't want the docked bike shares, I want something where I can have a bike that I store where I'm staying and ride to the conference, and an e-bike because I don't want to be a sweaty mess from the hills.

2025-03-16 18:47:45 CET

I just read a fantastic article about the dynamics of voluntary communities and abuse, and I think you should read it too.
https://dogpatch.press/2025/02/21/freedom-fandom-fight-abuse/
(I agree with basically all of this)

2025-03-16 08:33:20 CET

Okay, we're gonna be yeeting our Echo devices shortly. What're good alternatives? We're a mixed household -- my partner is Android, I'm iOS -- and we have a home assistant installation kicking around, including integration with Hue
I'm leaning towards homepods, but I'm open to other options. #homelab #HomeAutomation

2025-03-11 03:26:38 CET

I've been trying to work my way through “type help", thanks to Andy Baio linking me to it, and I am stumped af. I'd love to look for help, but the only thing I can find is the very spoiler-dense contents section that I'm scared to read into because I want to get a *nudge*, not a complete solve.
Where do people go to talk about niche mystery games? (boost, please? This is a bit outside my usual circles)

2025-02-24 21:53:05 CET

What I want to know is, does John Oliver walk the walk? Is his show / he himself on Fedi?

2025-02-02 17:01:13 CET

I'm trying to figure out if there’s a release process pattern that I can implement in GitHub actions that looks something like this:
0. bump the version of my package
1. build the new release
2. publish the new release to PyPi
3. build a docker image that installs the new release, along with all its locked dependencies, from PyPi
I am pretty sure I can do it all in one workflow, but I'd really prefer to reuse them.

2025-02-02 08:16:56 CET

Sometimes you look at the picture of the author of an in-depth technical article, and you think “yep, that's definitely the kind of person who would write this kind of article”

2025-01-07 18:01:04 CET

I am trying real hard not to just be snarky in a conversation about programming right about now.

2025-01-06 04:41:27 CET

Is there a nice, modern #Python project template (either for copier or cookiecutter) that is set up for uv and not Poetry? I keep seeing Poetry or pipenv ones, and I don't want one of those.

2024-12-20 17:22:07 CET

Some words about my dad.
https://offby1.website/posts/dad.html

2024-12-19 01:12:01 CET

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I think that one person trying to "be the change" in a climate of unwelcoming responses is a recipe for burning out the kind person and effecting no long term change. To make a community kinder you need to politely show the unkind people the door.

2024-12-12 18:50:58 CET

Today's irritated post: Emails with unsubscribe links that go through fucking click trackers.

2024-12-07 17:54:39 CET

Whatever you think about the killing of the insurance company CEO a few days back, I think we can all agree that the amount of effort being put into finding this killer far outstrips the amount of effort put into solving the murder of "regular people".

2024-12-03 19:05:21 CET

@npub1hv5…xq0v I feel this; on one level I want to believe that the rule of law (typo’d as “o flaw", which... wow) will have some preservative impact, but I've watched as that has been weaponized over and over again *against* liberal institutions by schemers and opportunists, while it has proven to be very weak as a protection.

2024-11-27 16:56:14 CET

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if you're able to buy them somehow... I'd pay you for 2 plus shipping, as bonkers as it is.

2024-11-27 16:52:13 CET

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this is the popup I get and on neither of those stores can I complete a purchase.
https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/113/555/716/802/145/584/original/242ea597b6b3b806.png

2024-11-27 06:38:42 CET

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"The product has been removed from the shelves”
That was where I was looking.

2024-11-26 23:10:06 CET

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I'm bummed it seems to be impossible to buy a NanoKVM.

2024-11-26 08:18:03 CET

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I'm curious how you connected via golink; do you mean “used a go/… url”, or something else?

2024-11-22 03:25:41 CET

Now that Transgender Day of Remembrance is behind us, I want all of my trans friends and trans no-relations to know that I will also remember you the rest of the year.

2024-11-17 03:33:26 CET

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I kind of want to build a slur-based blocktogether for this now, even if the idea doesn't land in the application.

2024-11-05 19:15:30 CET

I'm making a second pot of coffee, trying to straddle the line between "Caffeine can increase anxiety" and self-medicating my scattered attention span today.

2024-11-02 20:24:31 CET

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I am in fact using it for most of my development tools these days, including Python versions. It uses python-build for the guts, so the versions are as good as anything I got from asdf or pyenv.
It's fast and relatively low-friction, once set up.

2024-11-02 20:14:20 CET

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Once I got mise to play nice with uvx / pipx / extras (thanks, @npub1h0m…prmw for helping THAT piece of wonder to happen!) this was pretty easy to get going.
Thanks for that!

2024-11-02 18:12:53 CET

Does anyone else know what asottile is referring to in this comment on a pre-commit issue? I have utterly failed to find a duplicate here: https://github.com/pre-commit/pre-commit/issues/3222

2024-11-01 16:14:06 CET

I think LLMs are basically the new generation of code templating engines, except that they are way more context aware and less fiddly to set up, at the cost of some present day output quality issues.
Now I want to try write a project layout generator driven entirely by LLMs and see if it would actually, like, work.

2024-10-30 17:21:15 CET

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you forgot:
HOA: how dare you attempt to make filthy capital out of this massive project that you devote your days to!

2024-10-15 10:01:28 CEST

I have done my best to stay informed about $CONTENTIOUS_ISSUE. I read what I can about it, and hope I'm informed enough that my opinions about $CONTENTIOUS_ISSUE are similarly informed.
I've got good friends on both sides of $CONTENTIOUS_ISSUE who are -- for very good reasons! -- not objective about it. I don't think you need to be objective to have a valid opinion, either.
But, if I am not talking about $CONTENTIOUS_ISSUE very much... that's possibly part of why.

2024-10-14 23:26:55 CEST

Christ, what a mess the Free Software community (and the #FSF) is.
https://stallman-report.org/ is exhaustive and damning and while I knew nearly all of it already, to see it in one coherent whole with citations and supporting evidence is amazing work. Much respect also to the people who fought to mitigate his damage.
Stallman needs to have gone, to go, and to be gone from this community.
(careful, too; the same URL but with .com appended is being used to link to a manifesto supporting #RMS)

2024-10-13 19:11:05 CEST

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I dunno... If I could make puns with my name as easily as he does everything I did would be one. Not out of ego, but for the groans.

2024-10-11 23:07:11 CEST

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I'd join but sadly I am on an incident call :(

2024-10-05 20:36:33 CEST

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Looking there, it looks like a modernized planet python feed aggregator; I can't help but think it'd be a good idea to bring that into the 21st century too :D

2024-10-01 02:24:42 CEST

What's a modern solution to “I have an #RSS feed that has content that is malformed, and I want to transform the content of the feed and subscribe to the fixed feed instead of the original”?
My inclination had been "yahoo pipes” (RIP) and I saw pipes.digital, but I couldn't get that to work.
I'm happy to be #selfhosting this; in fact, I'd probably prefer it, but online solutions are acceptable too.

2024-09-19 17:15:26 CEST

Chrome really has poisoned the well for me; every time it updates now, I wonder "what feature do I need to find and turn off in the hopes that Google won't be abusing my privacy in new, exciting, and misleadingly-named ways?”
No, Safari isn't an option, nor is Firefox; neither meets my usability bar. Don't recommend them to me.
No, Vivaldi and Edge and Arc aren’t, either, for the same reasons.
I've tried them.

2024-09-13 09:57:37 CEST

(I am aware that my being part of a language-based tech community makes this seem hypocritical)
I am so, so tired of people introducing themselves in social situations with a catalog of technologies they love or hate.
YOU ARE NOT YOUR TOOLS

2024-09-11 08:37:29 CEST

Sometimes the /r/git subreddit has questions on it that make me wonder how people even operate their computers in the first place.

2024-09-11 01:44:49 CEST

I'm looking for a group to watch the first hour or so of the #debate with in #seattle, up in Greenwood (I'm heading to a 7:30 trivia game but wanted to see how the winds were blowing for the first hour); I'd rather not watch alone, since wincing and heckling in a group is more fun. Anyone know a place that's showing it?

2024-09-08 18:18:46 CEST

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I am _absolutely_ going to try work “Per my last clay tablet" into my vernacular.

2024-09-07 16:58:31 CEST

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this. I legit don’t know what PyPi would do if fastly decided to pull their funding. I think it’s basically an existential threat that could end python package hosting as we know it. How do you even come back from that?
In comparison, a few packaging developers may need to learn rust in order to improve things... from a pretty good starting point. I don’t really see the comparison, or at least if I do, it’s not in favor of fastly.

2024-08-29 05:37:09 CEST

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Oh shit, are they still on about the PSF thing there?

2024-08-21 18:05:53 CEST

Is cookiecutter still the #python template state of the art?

2024-08-13 08:17:23 CEST

One thing I hope is taken away from the #Glasgow2024 #WorldCon is that it is too soon to relax mask mandates at large events. I personally know over a dozen people who have tested positive with #COVID19 at this event, and masking was sparse at best.
I know masking isn't fun, it isn't comfortable, and it impacts accessibility, but I think it's still something events should consider making mandatory.

2024-08-05 09:41:54 CEST

I don't quite know why I spend so little time writing on social media when traveling.
Anyway, Scotland is lovely and the company is excellent. Onward to Skye today!
https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/112/908/285/366/355/310/original/eaab6df5849eeefa.jpeg

2023-09-21 18:18:23 CEST

I think we really missed an opportunity a couple of years ago when we didn't call NFTs “grift certificates”.