Selzero

Evil Supervillain Overlord of Syzito.xyz.

Potty mouthed tourist android from the dystopian cyberpunk future. :terminal_cursor:

Telegram: https://t.me/SelZero
Discord: https://discord.gg/FdYeUfR8a6

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npub1t2cz7prkmfcaec7lctc4mzegm6szaxkmysjjdugn66ndq3kf4rcshclaxq

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2026-07-11 12:46:39 UTC

When Trump declares that in case he gets assassinated he has placed orders to destroy Iran, after all these years Bibi finally has a route to get what he wants.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/901/406/269/743/910/original/8316dc0cecae83a5.png

2026-06-22 23:33:37 UTC

Trump signs executive order declaring that algae green is just another shade of blue.
#Trump #ReflectingPool #Algae #USpol #USpolitics
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2026-06-08 13:30:42 UTC

This kind of anti-semitism just won't be tolerated.
Everyone involved should be punished.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/714/725/637/979/731/original/963608c60c4ad5cf.png

2026-05-29 16:10:54 UTC

Never call someone a fascist unless you know what it means.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/658/735/504/361/430/original/257ca7c84be2b35f.mp4

2026-05-02 21:59:24 UTC

The US is withholding HIV and Malaria support to Zambia unless it signs over mineral rights.
Fekkinel.
https://africa.businessinsider.com/local/lifestyle/the-us-criticizes-zambia-for-refusing-their-deal-dismissing-patently-false/kzc8fbp

2026-05-02 21:23:17 UTC

When I assume power, the year 1111 will be pronounced oneteen onety one.
This was a party political broadcast by the Denizist party.

2026-04-29 12:42:11 UTC

Not sure who wrote this, but I love it.
The creator of ChatGPT is named "Altman," as in "alternative to human" and he leads OpenAl, which is completely closed.
His main opponent is the company Anthropic, meaning "human-centered" is led by "Amodei," as in "loves gods".
Then there's "Gemini," meaning "two-faced," from a company that said that it will do no evil.

2026-04-18 14:41:50 UTC

Some people are stupid because they don't realize harming minorities is going to end up coming back to bite their working / middle class ass.
And then some people... Some people...
Are.
Just.
So.
Fucking.
STUPID.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/426/226/045/882/008/original/9a93d8fce754acde.png

2026-04-06 09:52:34 UTC

Trump's narrative: The USA won the war on the 2nd, 4th, 10th, 13th, 15th, 23rd, 27th, and 32nd days.
Iran was completely obliterated, then on the verge of getting nukes, then obliterated, then getting nukes, then obliterated, then Trump needs $200 Billion more.
The strait was open, closed, about to be open, "other countries are coming to help", "why won't they help", "fuck it I don't care they can get their own oil", now "OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS"

2026-04-05 13:06:44 UTC

What recourse do you have when you realize you have voted in a full on lunatic.
Asking for my friends.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/352/246/060/809/331/original/e900594629bc82a7.png

2026-04-05 11:34:35 UTC

With deep regret and sadness, I'm passing on news from the White House that President Donald J Trump is still alive.
Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family, and the people of the USA, during these trying times.

2026-04-02 19:21:21 UTC

Normal people get a job, lose a job, and life goes on.
Pam Bondi stood in front of the Epstein survivors, rambled, deflected, and belittled them for her puppet master, and now she has been thrown on the trash, destined to see through her life as an internationally renowned pedophile protector.
Oh well. Nevermind.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd9gjwdw9ygt

2026-04-01 14:01:20 UTC

I'm no longer consuming news unless it is delivered in the form of an Afroman song.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/329/812/198/315/072/original/22e4166d2cfddac3.png

2026-04-01 11:20:42 UTC

Every time I hear "boots on the ground" it makes me cringe.
Sounds like an accident at a Clarks.
It's human beings attempting to murder each other on an industrial scale, making life unlivable for magnitudes of people in urban areas.
It's not a boot. It's a person.

2026-03-29 23:27:39 UTC

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maybe it's stolen valor from the Squirrel queen?

2026-03-29 19:23:52 UTC

You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? 🤔
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2026-03-26 17:05:05 UTC

Who doesn't love big bangs.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/296/561/483/825/946/original/df4b3bfc7da3783a.mp4

2026-03-25 07:24:29 UTC

Our trans friends are being targeted with inflammatory toxic BS by powerful people with massive platforms every single day.
Please let them know they are seen.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/288/614/868/215/240/original/80cd78080ab8c041.mp4

2026-03-24 11:16:49 UTC

They doing him dirty 🤣
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/283/867/202/044/180/original/9d6dbde1cfff6197.jpg

2026-03-24 09:08:28 UTC

This is real, this is the real world we are.living in 😭😭😭
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/283/361/501/510/571/original/4ee65c68eef02f44.mp4

2026-03-23 06:23:37 UTC

We are hearing the words "war crime" from some quarters for the first time.
We were wondering why they had not cared about war crimes in the region until now.
There seems to have been an update to the concept of a war crime.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/277/051/349/540/899/original/cfa562520564c61b.jpg

2026-03-20 11:11:59 UTC

In the #StarTrek universe WW3 starts in 2026.
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/World_War_III

2026-03-18 13:43:42 UTC

Don't think. Feel. When a finger points to the moon, do not concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all the heavenly glory.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/250/467/937/189/266/original/6b7e18a12e35457d.jpg

2026-03-15 20:34:28 UTC

A better world is possible.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/235/098/765/909/876/original/e714d88237ed60ff.mp4

2026-03-15 13:38:50 UTC

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I love these guys, particularly their appearance at the end of this video.
https://youtu.be/9VmOLMV0U2w

2026-03-12 14:24:52 UTC

A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/216/656/030/044/303/original/bdee525a06bf774e.jpg

2026-03-09 18:37:40 UTC

Since the DOW is no longer 50,000 does that mean the DOJ can prosecute pedophiles now?

2026-03-04 18:51:30 UTC

Government unlawfully steals asylum seekers phones, court rules they deserve compensation, right wing media frames it as asylum seekers getting free phones.
This depressing Orwellian time line we live in.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/172/407/343/769/836/original/25fec0f18a884f85.jpg
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2026-03-02 19:36:07 UTC

😞
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/161/258/176/655/540/original/b7241b4ae69d4935.mp4

2026-03-01 21:34:34 UTC

Ordering these and getting them, is just proof that impulse buying online results in reaper cushions.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/156/054/540/305/477/original/a9ac5f64b36cbd1c.jpg

2026-03-01 08:48:20 UTC

It's almost like the historically prestigious FIFA peace prize has no meaning anymore 😭

2026-02-28 13:10:25 UTC

I would very much like it to be the case that "we" are not at war please.
This US administration has made it very clear it doesn't consider anyone else to be "we".
It's going to be disappointing if our administration thinks we are allied.

2026-02-28 10:42:48 UTC

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I just noticed her account on Syzito has been suspended outside of my knowledge and her posts and followers have been deleted.
This is my instance but it is hosted on a 3rd party Mastodon hosting service.
I'm hoping she did this herself.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/147/828/696/564/226/original/811213440c6a88ac.png

2026-02-27 21:18:41 UTC

🫣
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/144/674/968/587/461/original/5cc27828afcbaf38.png

2026-02-27 10:47:14 UTC

Racists in the UK are so upset that the Greens beat their beloved Reform in a by-election that they are claiming it's because fundamentalist islamists ... voted Green. 🤦
The narrative is now "These immigrants, coming over here, not adapting to our culture, instead promoting environmental sustainability, social justice, an end to wars, and grass roots democracy!"
@npub1m0j…qy4f https://mastodon.online/@Geri/116141689979042641

2026-02-22 19:32:17 UTC

We are out here acting like corporations with a profit motive are going to make any effort to protect the future of mankind.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/115/944/256/251/788/original/920c29ec73e612e7.jpg
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2026-02-20 18:28:18 UTC

A big problem with being the instigator of an international tariff pissing contest, is that when your courts slap you down, they can't do anything about the retaliatory tariffs that other countries applied, or rewind all the alternative trade relationships they have developed.

2026-02-19 07:53:52 UTC

You have one nomination for the worst music video ever made.
Here is mine.
https://youtu.be/ijhcXLlkZtc

2026-02-10 09:59:19 UTC

In order to continue pissing off racists, post a song that you like that isn't in English.
https://youtu.be/2VY5Pt3fi0k?si=S3t3IWXhI8Cn1wE6

2026-02-05 18:11:26 UTC

People rushing to claim scenarios of JK Rowling's potential innocence despite her very clearly calling Epstein a close personal friend.
I'm looking through their timeline for posts protecting Jay Z who is being hung out to dry because of an anon phone tip off.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/019/359/099/626/498/original/7f1f203f0690cae8.mp4

2026-02-03 19:56:51 UTC

My fiance that goes to another school....
.... No not school, definitely not school 🫣
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/008/459/070/077/916/original/34d8101108238a68.mp4

2026-01-27 17:33:36 UTC

There are ways around the YouTube ads, predominantly using Firefox and installing the ublock plugin
If anyone is still watching YouTube ads in 2026 reach out to a friend :)

2026-01-25 17:07:15 UTC

"Repeat after me. I, (state your name) take this woman to be my lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold till death do us part"
"I Kant..."
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/956/828/330/609/503/original/5078217597ca0f3d.jpg

2026-01-25 08:04:46 UTC

The pedophile protectors are now also "shoot random citizens in the street" endorsers.
There is no reasoning with these lunatics.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/954/696/333/536/184/original/c446491e3f787958.mp4

2026-01-24 10:17:44 UTC

UK: "Elon your site is publishing CP"
Elon: "Fine, I'll put it behind a paywall "
Elon is effectively now selling online CP.
@npub1ckn…hf0e https://mastodon.social/@yacc143/115949207608755646

2026-01-24 08:13:54 UTC

The Epstein Files are an important issue for me.
Because, although we all accept, explicitly or secretly, that our economic systems favour the rich and oppress the rest of us, forcing us to give our productivity throughout our waking life to capital owners ..
... We were not quite aware that they could outright rape and abuse our children with complete impunity, and our systems would even protect their identity.
If you are not mad, you are asleep.

2026-01-22 08:19:13 UTC

What are your favorite brands to use instead of USA brands?

2026-01-21 03:38:03 UTC

I renamed Greenland. It is safe now.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/930/998/646/680/088/original/3c766c605177273c.jpg

2026-01-20 19:16:39 UTC

I can't speak Ukranian, but I have learned if I act like I understand, then when they finish speaking I have a confused face and I ask "Scho?" They explain some more and the conversation can continue. I can sometimes keep this going for up to 7 Schos.

2026-01-19 08:21:04 UTC

Are you guys ready for the war against war?
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/920/786/967/852/686/original/2951abb94c90d45a.mp4

2026-01-15 21:55:55 UTC

Zucks evil empire
https://futurism.com/facebook-beauty-targeted-ads
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2026-01-15 08:09:24 UTC

It looks like we are importing the crazy 😞
https://humanists.uk/action/demand-action-extremism/
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2026-01-15 01:48:54 UTC

🚨CODE RED! CODE RED!🚨
We are busted!
Shut down and evacuate all Fire Ant HomoChemtrail Farms with immediate effect!
Make way to underground bunker Soros 5B and await further instructions!
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/896/580/626/835/705/original/ad3374ed59c53b9b.jpg

2026-01-14 20:39:38 UTC

When you want to prove to everyone that your face is properly UV mapped.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/895/378/607/607/130/original/e746a418071d2d9c.jpg

2026-01-13 01:23:28 UTC

... That's what the Nazis said... 🫣
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/885/170/515/974/865/original/8a5e20890e7e6c97.jpg

2026-01-12 00:10:29 UTC

2025: AI will take people's jobs!!
2026: RAM is very expensive, maybe we should start hiring people to remember things...

2026-01-09 00:41:54 UTC

https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/862/359/087/289/919/original/cd517f623846b68b.jpg
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2026-01-08 19:00:54 UTC

Do you find yourself feeling hate towards foreigners you have never met?
Feeling irrational rage for total strangers that lovingly accept the gender identity of their children without consulting medieval belief structures?
Maybe you should try CriticalThinking(TM)
Proven to treat bigotry, MAGA, Reform voting, and other forms of dementia.
Try CriticalThinking(TM) today!
(T&Cs apply. CriticalThinking may damage relationships with family members and result in minor cases of existential dread)

2026-01-08 03:53:38 UTC

The interesting thing about the US threat to invade Greenland is that the Epstein files have not been released yet.
The second most interesting thing is that if you shared the Epstein files equally among the citizens of Greenland, each citizen would get 40 files.

2026-01-06 14:07:18 UTC

Bernie says Hi.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/848/538/481/460/596/original/3e800f49fffc6a6b.png

2026-01-03 18:48:29 UTC

If anyone asks what you think about the unprovoked war that the USA just started, please remind them that the most interesting thing about the unprovoked war is that they have still not released the Epstein files.

2026-01-03 05:18:51 UTC

I JUST GOT FUCKING RICKROLLED. 😭
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/829/474/538/014/163/original/8c6e6b0c84f61dd4.jpg

2026-01-01 02:48:39 UTC

Relaxing New Year with mum, drinking wine and watching movies, she said to say happy New Year to you all.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/817/555/649/249/132/original/c5f91ada8e425e6f.jpg

2025-12-27 12:00:43 UTC

The NHS is most excellent dude.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/791/417/856/578/141/original/49a9fff9447df156.png

2025-12-23 16:59:07 UTC

There are people so rich, that it's not enough that they steal our working lives, they also want to be able to abuse our children with no recourse.
And our governments are on their side.
Must
Acquire
Guillotines
Again
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/769/940/941/251/566/original/a60e0eb8e6684e84.jpg

2025-12-22 08:39:29 UTC

How many billionaires does Norway have though. Who are they supposed to doff their caps too?
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/762/308/161/637/560/original/aff7f789c24891c8.jpg

2025-12-20 20:19:55 UTC

I started using binary watch faces back in 2016, they are a lot more intuitive than you would think.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/753/745/322/741/293/original/107a64744e0d9fb7.png

2025-12-19 17:57:47 UTC

All I wanted was a Pepsi.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/747/523/483/021/819/original/352910bff96e69b3.jpg

2025-12-18 19:10:28 UTC

Can you believe in this season of Brotherly Love no one wants to talk with Deniz from Lagos Nigeria.
When people randomly reach out to you online, a lot of them are going to be some kind of scam bot.
They will try to find out your location very early on.
Tip. Tell them Lagos Nigeria. There is a boutique scammer industry in that city. If they assume you are local they will want to avoid you, and take you off their lists.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/742/128/045/850/956/original/c806ccd51ec3dc33.jpg
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2025-12-13 16:25:17 UTC

This immigrant woman landed in the US decades ago, has never even set foot in a kitchen or done any cleaning, takes thousands of dollars off the state every year, and spreads dangerous woke antifa propaganda about democracy, inclusivity, and equality.
She should be deported.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/713/185/712/071/128/original/9203ae0273a70a02.jpg

2025-12-12 08:22:05 UTC

It's funny how you'll find reoccurring ratios all throughout nature.
Take 1 in 10 for example.
Only 1 in 10 people know what it actually means to decimate.
But it's also true that 1 in 10 people will get this joke about binary and the other person won't.
Spooky.

2025-12-10 17:48:08 UTC

The reason we don't get funky music playing out at sea, is that they keep making the buoys orange.
...
I'll get my coat.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/696/516/258/349/186/original/fceebc6933ad7f50.jpg

2025-12-04 12:42:11 UTC

When I moved into this house my room had a Harry Potter quote on the wall. Then kiddo took a look at it, and...
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/661/346/097/705/658/original/36826faa8676d4bb.jpg

2025-11-25 23:48:13 UTC

Ants can lift 50x their body weight, yet you don't see them flexing gym pictures all over Instagram.

2025-11-25 01:19:08 UTC

If you needed any more proof that it's all about Christian nationalism, jobs predominantly done by women are no longer considered "professional" because evidently a woman's place is a kitchen, and you know what is now considered "professional"? Theology.
https://www.wpr.org/news/nursing-not-considered-professional-degree-trump-administration

2025-11-24 16:17:34 UTC

I take my top off for 3 seconds...
https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/mysterious-ape-like-creature-spotted-32887447

2025-11-21 12:22:18 UTC

Back in history. Original Americans welcoming smelly European migrants.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/587/660/268/760/328/original/1c4b467f3909fef1.jpg

2025-11-19 12:43:00 UTC

The "AI bubble" explained in one headline.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/576/415/809/557/509/original/46d2f3ac568befec.png

2025-11-18 19:19:58 UTC

Please remember, in this season of community and empathy, spare a thought for the poor retail workers, that are being made to listen to Wham and Mariah Carey over, and over, and over again.

2025-11-15 22:50:41 UTC

At least the face eating leopards are eating well.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/556/157/206/961/539/original/9bbd73a5ae3cd8dc.jpg

2025-11-15 14:03:45 UTC

"Trumpsplaining":
/ˈtrʌmpspleɪnɪŋ/
Noun. Informal.
Making arguments for the nuances involved in distributing blame for participation in a billionaire funded international serial child rape gang.

2025-11-15 11:19:02 UTC

Vivek Ramaswamy and Candace Owens ejection from Maga.
While the others bicker, these two keep getting race thrown in their face and marginalized.
Now they are wondering why they are not allowed to join the narrative that "woke is bad because racism doesn't exist" with the other white supremacists.

2025-11-14 12:08:58 UTC

The underrated peacefulness of being on the right side of history.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/547/971/914/631/415/original/cf5d736d53b4e1bf.png

2025-11-10 22:49:17 UTC

Vandals 😡
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/527/840/291/689/550/original/ae7b3dd0ff7010e7.mp4

2025-11-06 12:07:01 UTC

Every hardware nerds social media feed
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2025-11-04 12:32:40 UTC

This is just. Chef's. Kiss.
The US political system is going to restart "socialism" welfare.
Not because people will starve.
But because the economy will collapse.
Low income people don't save, they spend.
The real recipients of welfare are corporations.
Not just through sales, but also because welfare payments are wage subsidies.
The ghost of Keynes is standing over his grave shouting "I fucking told you so!!"
https://www.supermarketnews.com/food-accessibility/walmart-could-lose-2b-if-snap-goes-dark
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2025-11-04 04:54:41 UTC

"Diversity dude" is a version of the n word I had not heard before.
@npub1vlu…xzzu https://annihilation.social/objects/c020eab3-441b-4fb4-a4fc-f0909ee4a689

2025-11-04 04:53:55 UTC

@npub1vlu…xzzu "Diversity dude" why don't you just use the n word? Ashamed of your racism?

2025-11-04 03:01:57 UTC

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😔

2025-11-04 02:41:32 UTC

I bookmarked a few posts blaming refugees for the train stabbing.
After it became evident it wasn't a refugee I tried to go back and comment.
All deleted. 🤔

2025-11-03 14:27:01 UTC

So the Maga line is now "poor people don't need food"
Obesity is a common result of poverty. Lack of access to healthy foods in poor areas creates poor health.
Framing obesity as greediness is bloody stupid.
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2025-11-03 11:32:30 UTC

It's a war on Christmas!!
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2025-10-28 20:51:12 UTC

It's time to admit we bought this shitty dystopia from Temu.
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2025-10-26 18:42:16 UTC

Are your billionaires getting too expensive to support?
Is your standard of life suffering because you thought it was cute to get some billionaires, and now the cost of living and taxes are a wild fire ruining everything?
It sounds like you need #DensBigAssGuillotineConstructionSet. Only $9.99. Easy construction. Remove the blight of billionaires today. Terms and conditions apply. Offer subject to availability.
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2025-10-23 16:56:32 UTC

The shit we grew up with.
But we turned out alright.
Right?
.... Right?....
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2025-10-23 13:29:33 UTC

But your rivals now have retaliatory tariffs up and no need to reduce them.
The art of the deal.
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2025-10-22 14:10:17 UTC

Cheer up Luis
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2025-10-21 19:03:24 UTC

Remember, the secret to happiness is good health. Live long enough to see the "White House ballroom" turned into a black history museum.

2025-10-21 17:01:12 UTC

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yes.
My post was about "the whole Brexit thing".
You seem to be a little, erm, "hard of comprehension".

2025-10-21 14:24:34 UTC

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since around 1984 I believe, my first memories are Kinnock becoming the Labour leader, the Brighton hotel bombing and the miners strikes.