UpCloud

A cloud provider from Finland, with data centers around the world.
Private, secure, cost-effective servers.

Would you like to know more?
https://upcloud.com/get-started

Web: https://upcloud.com

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2025-08-19 11:12:30 UTC

The new `upcloud500` promo code gets you $500 for 30 days, and the first payment you do will be matched with the same amount of credits too! (So like a buy-1-get-1-free but up to $100.)
This will only be around until September 30th!

2025-08-17 07:50:20 UTC

Thinking about how to go about proposing updates to the Activity Pub spec to make the whole thing more reliable, resilient, "discoverable". Does the reader, too, have ideas on how to implement that?

2025-08-07 19:40:44 UTC

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Good luck! The author of this post also-
..you know what hey it's me Lewis and I remember graduating parent-owned digital identity methods, even including phone bill. Very freeing!
- Lewis

2025-08-07 19:36:55 UTC

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like becoming known for something other than ********* ? <3

2025-08-07 07:18:49 UTC

Good morning! Working on anything special today?

2025-08-04 19:29:54 UTC

We have just been informed that other zoomer companies have also named their social media marketing as "Propaganda Departments" so now it's no longer funny. We are taking name suggestions.

2025-07-25 11:19:22 UTC

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How about helix? 😇

2025-07-23 08:05:16 UTC

Normalize a default-deny policy on meetings in the company with reason "I don't wanna"

2025-07-07 07:42:09 UTC

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Yes + :3 it is a total victory for the IRC server! (at some point, we want our own fedi instance too)

2025-07-04 10:51:39 UTC

What do you think, should we have our own public IRC server?

2025-06-18 08:01:29 UTC

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/703/314/863/029/288/original/baf9cbafbfa88a1e.png

2025-06-17 08:16:20 UTC

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Made a ticket to ops! Should be added within a week or two.

2025-06-17 07:23:28 UTC

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Ah yes the UpCloud fedi wrath logo, brought to the reader by Raytheon Lockheed Martin Deathtech Inc. for the world's most inclusive ICBMs

2025-06-17 07:05:42 UTC

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WHAT IS THAT CUTE LITTLE THING HUGGING

2025-06-17 05:32:47 UTC

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Bingo, 3/3! Jana gets the prize of bragging rights

2025-06-16 18:42:04 UTC

YO peep https://upcloud.com
There's a bald guy there now. It's not Lewis. Let's play the "what page is Lewis on" game together.

2025-06-16 18:28:05 UTC

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Absolutely, why didn't @npub1kwa…e0nj come to us sooner? Make an account and DM us and we'll give credits. :3

2025-06-15 18:40:39 UTC

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Lewis is the puppet and the ghost in our fi-hel2 DC shell is the hand

2025-06-13 08:34:44 UTC

Is it worth having a "separate" lemmy account? Or is this one enough to interact with those reddit-style posts there?

2025-06-13 06:15:34 UTC

We regret to inform the reader that...
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/674/586/540/110/439/original/78b88208608483b3.mp4

2025-06-07 11:49:34 UTC

Bored! First entity to reply gets free credits...

2025-06-05 11:31:14 UTC

What's the highest number of dimensions you've seen an array have in the wild? What was it for?

2025-06-01 12:31:55 UTC

ACAB includes Oracle

2025-05-30 08:46:16 UTC

We're rolling out GPU Servers, and by conservative estimate they'll be available in July! The L40s smell good... No magic smoke yet...
Read more: https://upcloud.com/products/gpu-servers

2025-05-29 17:46:44 UTC

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We wish you a very https://reformedjournal.com/2022/09/24/laziness-does-not-exist-rest-burnout-and-the-american-grind/

2025-05-29 17:05:25 UTC

What's stopping you from getting more of your fun/personal projects done?

2025-05-27 11:16:31 UTC

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We heat our office sauna with manager-produced hot air...
but no joke at least our fi-hel2 DC excess heat goes to kaukolämpö

2025-05-25 18:29:17 UTC

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:heart_fire: nothing much what's up with you!!!

2025-05-25 18:13:36 UTC

Should UpCloud

2025-05-24 09:32:23 UTC

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https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/562/114/626/931/335/original/733a3010d871e41d.png

2025-05-15 13:28:35 UTC

Inter-zone network peering Public Beta is now available on `fi-hel1` <-> `fi-hel2`!
Users can now establish private networking between two networks on different zones (ie. only those zones for now). We really do mean "beta", the bandwidth is best-effort. The process for creating an inter-zone peering is the same as with zone-local peerings. It can be done between two different accounts.
Would you like to know more?

2025-05-15 07:59:49 UTC

People didn't believe us when we said our SLA was 100% for most plans! To make ourselves seem more credible we've lowered it by 0.001%. Now we have SLA of 99.999% everywhere by default (bar a couple of developer plans with only four 9s). That'll satisfy the skeptical, yes?
https://upcloud.com/blog/introducing-the-five-9s-new-and-improved-service-level

2025-05-13 10:38:45 UTC

This just in: our sales dept has successfully convinced some devs to attend an office networking event (https://upcloud.com/events/upcloud-connect-shaping-europes-cloud-future). How? Free beer. Free beer that's free as in beer.

2025-05-13 09:37:50 UTC

We need fedi advice: 1-10 how cursed is it to have an ansible playbook yaml that spins up a k8s cluster that then provisions resources via more yaml which then spins up pods which run spark jobs via yaml which-

2025-05-09 06:56:10 UTC

Happy Europe Day! 🇪🇺

2025-05-05 16:39:57 UTC

If you have a valid VAT ID, you can sign up to UpCloud with the promo `eu5000` to get €5000 of free credits that expire in 3 months.
To an individual that might sound like a weird deal, but saying the quiet part out loud, the point of this is to entice small-medium (European?) businesses to use us while they build, then they go "wow UpCloud good, let's stay!" when the credits are used up :blobcat:
If you or someone you know is about to build out an org on the cloud, maybe they'll like this!

2025-04-29 18:22:01 UTC

Average UpCloud engineer doing work on Vappu (tomorrow)
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/422/630/692/880/380/original/b3322ffe530c8979.png

2025-04-29 16:23:54 UTC

Something something rebuilding our brand website (coming soon TM)
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/422/170/128/196/208/original/27a2123a2fdd9725.png

2025-04-28 09:14:56 UTC

You can now browse and manage files in your Object Storages through the UpCloud web UI! 🔥🚀
This feature has been much requested and now it's finally public. If you have questions or feedback, don't hesitate to reach out!
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/414/821/823/243/823/original/a2496e8646c2e92f.png

2025-04-15 18:17:51 UTC

It's so nice to be present to bear witness to a happening that involves us.
In that spirit, behold! A new promo code! Sign up to UpCloud with `yuri50` for €50 credits during the trial period.
https://signup.upcloud.com/?promo=yuri50

2025-04-15 16:38:48 UTC

Any artists want to make an UpCloud 88x31 gif?
One idea is text saying "Hosted on UpCloud" with our logo..
Or whatever, get creative, make something awesome/funny/ebin for people who host their sites on UpCloud! :D
€100 each in free credits to the top 3.

2025-04-12 07:45:15 UTC

What CPU utilization % do you prefer your servers to have for the majority of their uptime?
...Why that number?

2025-04-10 19:27:07 UTC

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Someone should make a distro with a root dir that you can cd .. from and it would wrap around to the longest sub-dir like pacman...

2025-04-07 18:59:45 UTC

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https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/298/216/237/126/627/original/e86b5a82828ad534.png

2025-04-07 18:54:42 UTC

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Thanks! I'm actually a data engineer!
- Lewis

2025-04-07 18:45:27 UTC

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Hmm by marketing opportunity you mean we could actually like make it into a "thing" that we say or something? Honestly good idea, though most at the company want to have a refined, fancy, distinguished vibe. Too bad they let me have the UpCloud mic on fedi so I'm already ruining it. :D
- Lewis

2025-04-07 14:53:02 UTC

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as carriage, is in fact, horse/carriage, or as I've recently taken to calling it, horse plus carriage.

2025-03-31 09:33:53 UTC

Four nines of homelab uptime: 9.999%

2025-03-17 12:51:36 UTC

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Nah OpenBSD master race :smug:

2025-03-17 10:11:17 UTC

What OS do you usually choose for a server?

2025-03-15 11:18:28 UTC

We're hiring; we need more hands to work on our kubernetes service.
Do you like Golang? Do you like kubes? Do you work in the EU? Apply!
https://jobs.upcloud.com/o/backend-software-engineer-upcloud-kubernetes-service-2-4

2025-03-15 09:48:12 UTC

One of our WFH assistants who knows too many company secrets.
#caturday
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/165/805/946/201/887/original/772fbd9708e11403.jpg

2025-03-12 08:07:46 UTC

Why use Apache Airflow when you could use CI pipeline schedules and a bit of bash? :thounking:

2025-03-11 06:56:04 UTC

Late last year at a company hackathon our engineers hacked up a cloud cost calculator. After some polish, here it is live! https://upcloud.com/calculator
You can use this to estimate pricing and compare us to other clouds using your favorite stack.
Big thanks to Werneri, Iivo, and @npub1za5…lzwu for the heavy lifting!
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/142/478/161/494/935/original/7180189b0938b453.png

2025-03-10 12:58:49 UTC

Our "hobby-selfhosted" work chat is full of setups that are essentially small data centers. Makes you think about the money made from the cloud being given as salaries and then spent on making more cloud.

2025-03-07 13:39:08 UTC

We have a couple of new job openings!
Senior data engineer: https://jobs.upcloud.com/o/seniordataengineer
Systems engineer: https://jobs.upcloud.com/o/systems-engineer