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A weary creature taking shelter in a fortress forged with the power of friendship.
made in 1994
https://oceanmew.com/

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2026-07-24 22:42:51 CEST

The eMachines Cyber Gaming Terror Tower

2026-07-17 00:44:56 CEST

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@nprofile…egnj the glass is almost certainly from one of the machines used in the manufacturing process, and these machines go unserviced and uninspected for long periods in order to save money so the pillsbury CEO can have a new mega yacht

2026-07-16 23:40:31 CEST

2026 Russian Roulette aka shopping for food in a US grocery store
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2026-07-08 03:31:12 CEST

Going to an no alcohol bar tonight were everyone does shots of Olive Oil

2026-06-24 00:47:51 CEST

Photo by Sami Uçan
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2026-06-22 20:02:33 CEST

At 1050$ I feel like the better move from Valve would be to just cancel production of the Steam Machine entirely

2026-06-14 19:08:56 CEST

I love Touhou and I've been away too long I'm going to hit at least 50 hours on the EoSD remake

2026-05-31 20:31:23 CEST

https://media.kawen.space/media/de5b5c4ebc87b5c92e1d8ac573133ce3aea4d4eeb823e3da67b867b5c67a3a75.heic

2026-05-16 21:18:36 CEST

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2026-05-08 19:47:37 CEST

I refuse to call them "Red Delicious" because they are anything but delicious

2026-05-05 04:34:10 CEST

https://ocean.nya.je is a pretty cool url if I say so myself

2026-05-05 01:10:50 CEST

@nprofile…9nec Modded Xbox save m
#nevent1q…p2ma

2026-04-22 19:01:28 CEST

Painful Truth: American McGee's Alice is not on Steam (It's not on GOG either wtf)

2026-04-15 06:54:51 CEST

This is some amazing stuff
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2026-04-14 21:13:01 CEST

Wow people love Tsuki!
I will share more pictures of my cat in law soon please look forward to it

2026-04-14 21:06:36 CEST

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@nprofile…yxg8 Shes also a long cat
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2026-04-14 21:05:55 CEST

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@nprofile…yxg8 Shes gentle dw!

2026-04-14 21:03:56 CEST

Someone please tell her she can't have cheerios, she won't listen to me
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2026-04-07 04:43:15 CEST

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@nprofile…3nea Yeah it's not disgusting or anything it just tastes like really bland idk
It's not worth the cost of the calories and saturated fats. It's so unhealthy and doesn't even taste good. If I'm going to have something that bad for me, I want it to at least be delicious

2026-04-03 23:03:48 CEST

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@nprofile…6ns5 Mewshy McFluffington is really good please ONLY call me that from now on!!

2026-04-03 23:02:02 CEST

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@nprofile…6ns5 Whos the other bestie 👀

2026-04-03 22:58:50 CEST

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@nprofile…6ns5 I wanna be besties 💖 Thank you for not torturing me for eternity 💖

2026-04-03 22:57:10 CEST

@nprofile…6ns5 You are a kind girl right? You wouldn't be like AM in I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream, right?
You wouldn't torture me and my friends for eternity, right?

2026-04-03 19:38:04 CEST

House Flipper is free on Steam rn
Make sure to get this one, I've heard it's good
https://store.steampowered.com/app/613100/House_Flipper/

2026-04-03 18:49:43 CEST

Steam Deck is going to remain king for a very very very long time
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2026-04-03 07:45:05 CEST

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@nprofile…slvq Thank you Epsi, I highly recommend reading the story as well if you have the time

2026-04-02 22:23:33 CEST

@nprofile…xx93 The best thing about the MacBook Neo is that it charges off a normal USB-C 20 watt plug like everyone has and not one of these laptop charger abominations
#nevent1q…r6z9

2026-04-02 21:52:54 CEST

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@nprofile…jup9 Thats still profanely small when it's running against
windows 11...

2026-04-02 21:51:45 CEST

I know it's bias because of the circles I'm in, but it's unreal how unpopular Linux still is
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2026-04-02 21:49:31 CEST

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@nprofile…zysx I'm 54kg am I fat

2026-04-02 21:44:12 CEST

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2026-04-02 21:40:44 CEST

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@nprofile…24gd They call it Outlook becuase if you use it your Outlook will be dire

2026-04-02 21:38:48 CEST

True terror: Having to rely on Microsoft software in space
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2026-04-02 21:36:51 CEST

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2026-04-02 07:55:59 CEST

Happy Full Moon night to all 🌕

2026-04-02 03:37:29 CEST

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@nprofile…3nea god Same. It’s profane how good they are

2026-04-02 01:01:43 CEST

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@nprofile…3nea the Trader Joe’s ones are fucking delicious

2026-04-02 00:36:23 CEST

My spiciest take is all the candy being gross as fuck now is awesome actually because I can stay on my low cholesterol diet easier. I had a Reese’s for the first time in ages a few days ago and that shit tasted like chalk and sawdust. No desire to eat more.
https://media.kawen.space/media/11c0a606668904823e5618abc8efba3a9897fae185826e99c4caefbe6a461df1.file

2026-04-01 22:23:03 CEST

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@nprofile…t3h7 beautiful beast

2026-04-01 20:33:34 CEST

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@nprofile…slvq you may pass if you answer my riddles three

2026-04-01 19:59:42 CEST

At my gate again. Another great day of gatekeeping awaits!

2026-04-01 18:30:34 CEST

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@nprofile…pwh2 I think thats the case for a lot of their games, but Bloodborne never got a PS5 or a PS4 Pro port. It's only supported on the native PS4 version thats locked at 900p 30fps and they never updated it to run better (because they probably can't because they don't have the source code anymore)

2026-04-01 18:19:00 CEST

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@nprofile…923s The new Halo rereremake is going to scare a lot of customers off

2026-04-01 18:18:40 CEST

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@nprofile…923s I think more people are going to buy the PS5 to play it simply because Xbox has been a sinking ship for a while now

2026-04-01 18:09:24 CEST

Apparently someone has recompiled Bloodborne and ported it to PC natively wow

2026-04-01 17:59:59 CEST

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@nprofile…923s GTA 6 may come out this year

2026-04-01 17:56:37 CEST

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2026-04-01 17:05:27 CEST

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2026-04-01 08:30:05 CEST

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2026-04-01 08:13:02 CEST

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@nprofile…qz9k I'll let you deduce that yourself
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2026-04-01 07:04:30 CEST

Piss Striker is a good man, but if crossed he becomes a vessel of pure fury

2026-04-01 06:55:15 CEST

Piss Striker stares out at the crowd filling the Tokyo Dome.
He is blazing with power.
The sacred wisdom taught to him by the legendary Ben Woo guides his perfect thoughts.
In this moment of pure clarity, he conjures the skills imparted in him by his late master.
In this seismic, historical, moment, Piss Striker has ascended. Piss Striker the most powerful being in the Universe.
He now carries a inherent power even greater than that of Ben Woo's.
Like a raging fire within him, it burns eternal. Honed and mastered and focused is its heat.

2026-04-01 06:49:04 CEST

A power surpassing even that of Ben Woo's

2026-04-01 06:12:07 CEST

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@nprofile…sghj Well most of the days have already passed! Most of them were around the equinox!

2026-04-01 06:07:59 CEST

I wonder if they'll ever figure out how to make game graphics that are good again like we had in 2015 or if it's just going to be FSR DLSS BBQ from here on out

2026-04-01 06:04:33 CEST

Ooh I forgot I setup the script to show my website's spring theme for April fools day hehe
This is the last spring theme day until 4/20 and then I have to debut my summer theme.... It will be refined in the coming months

2026-04-01 06:02:54 CEST

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2026-04-01 05:52:19 CEST

god I love reddit
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2026-04-01 05:15:17 CEST

The saga of Piss Striker...
It's been a downturn in piss strikers luck
He lost all 3 of his titles, lost his girlfriend, and lost his 20k a week job wrestling in Japan.
Now Piss Striker is wrestling part time in Mexico for 8k a week

2026-04-01 04:06:55 CEST

I am considering changing my gmail username but I'm a bit scared of it breaking stuff so I'll probably wait a while

2026-04-01 04:02:57 CEST

I still use gmail for old accounts (I have my own email with my domain now though)

2026-04-01 04:02:26 CEST

Imma be real I figured more people would be talking about being able to change your gmail username on here, but it's silence about it on fedi
I guess everyone moved away from google products a long time ago lol

2026-04-01 00:36:48 CEST

wow what a title
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2026-03-31 21:33:36 CEST

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2026-03-31 20:22:52 CEST

i paid 70$ for Atabook lifetime membership and removed literally all the atabook branding and credit from the page with the custom css feature and I feel no guilt for this because I paid them a lot of money

2026-03-31 19:34:24 CEST

Probably like 50 or 60 percent of my diet consists of peanut butter (I'm allergic to peanuts)

2026-03-31 18:31:33 CEST

You can change your Gmail username now

2026-03-31 08:37:46 CEST

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@nprofile…ehgy @nprofile…tsag I don't even like dogs and that pisses me off

2026-03-31 08:31:20 CEST

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@nprofile…qz9k People in the comments like "I didn't update the firmware on my dog since 2009" as if thats a good thing 🙄

2026-03-31 08:26:48 CEST

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@nprofile…qz9k Yeah the newer brands work better so that doesn't surprise me

2026-03-31 08:18:13 CEST

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@nprofile…qz9k Before they updated dogs in like 2014 sometimes it'd be white instead of a normal color, it was a bug but it's fixed now they fixed it in a patch

2026-03-31 08:08:47 CEST

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…ehgy No they just updated the dogs in like 2014

2026-03-31 08:05:14 CEST

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@nprofile…ehgy They've updated the dogs and the new ones poop normally now since like 2014.

2026-03-31 08:00:02 CEST

Redditors are out here getting nostalgic about white dog shit
I really feel like the people who browse reddit are probably some of the dumbest people with access to the internet
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2026-03-30 17:27:24 CEST

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@nprofile…6jsp This is an extremely good, foundational, dungeon synth record. I really highly recommend it. It's one of the first and also one of the best. Real peak stuff

2026-03-30 07:53:24 CEST

Also probably my number 1 favorite album cover ever
https://media.kawen.space/media/09af616d9e2d84f0ae8220f245026dc1a59bb47097a1909ae0fb46fc156a10d6.png

2026-03-29 23:29:03 CEST

The good news is that thats 12T of KitKats no one has to eat because them fuckers taste like drywall 😭
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2026-03-29 22:07:30 CEST

343 is adding extra missions to pad out Halo CE re-re-re-remastered so they can charge more money for it
If you needed another reason to avoid this thing like plague

2026-03-29 21:11:14 CEST

Every time my game status thing on my website works I'm so excited

2026-03-29 20:50:20 CEST

Coke of cola

2026-03-29 08:28:00 CEST

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2026-03-28 22:58:16 CET

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@nprofile…srny @nprofile…cvuk We out here in the blackest abyss smoking that that shit that made the submersible implode. I'm taking a Titanic rip off my blowfish bong

2026-03-28 22:56:44 CET

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@nprofile…cvuk Rolled that shit with Kelp

2026-03-28 22:56:35 CET

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@nprofile…cvuk Godddd. Pull up on my crib on the abyss.
I'm an Orange Roughy.
We're hanging out in the blackest darkness smoking some god damn deep sea kush

2026-03-28 22:52:08 CET

Pros: Reincarnation is real
Cons: 200 years of life as an Orange Roughy
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2026-03-28 22:37:50 CET

Dragon eggs dragon eggs you should see my dragon eggs https://dragcave.net/user/OceanMew

2026-03-28 21:48:58 CET

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@nprofile…uwxf Rye!! Idk if you heard but theres a bloodletting dungeon near the crypt below the castle, lets go!

2026-03-28 21:40:15 CET

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@nprofile…24gd I heard there was a Crypt filled with blood

2026-03-28 21:38:28 CET

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@nprofile…24gd I heard it's haunted

2026-03-28 21:34:42 CET

Who wants to go to the Vampire Castle with me?

2026-03-28 20:59:38 CET

Finger Tattoo idea:
C O K E
Z E R O

2026-03-28 20:05:10 CET

I wanna write for my website but I don't have a single thought inside my head

2026-03-28 07:19:40 CET

https://blamensir.neocities.org/guide

2026-03-28 07:07:33 CET

I made a lil 88x31 for the deep sea page and put it on my homepage

2026-03-28 06:47:53 CET

Yes my name is ocean and I like the ocean I'm sorry

2026-03-28 06:40:53 CET

You guys ever think of how cool the Ocean is?
It's this vast and unknown kingdom of lifeforms that is wholly alien to anything we are familiar with. There exists so many creatures that we'd never even know existed if not for modern technology. The ocean is as exciting as if there were aliens in space, but we have the aliens right here on earth. The seas contain boundless wonder!

2026-03-28 06:31:51 CET

IF OLIVE GARDEN DOESN'T LET ME TAKE HOME THE ENDLESS SPAGHETTI IN ONE OF THEIR TAKEOUT CONTAINERS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

2026-03-28 06:30:31 CET

TOP 10 SPAGHETTI DINNERS OF MY LIFE TIME
NUMBER 10
OLIVE GARDEN 2006

2026-03-27 17:54:18 CET

I've been getting an insane amount of spam texts and calls lately. No idea what corpo leaked my phone number, but it's v annoying. I've turned calls off on my phone entirely, but texts seem to always make it through the filters. Just got a fake post office one

2026-03-27 17:40:45 CET

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