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2026-04-23 01:02:58 CEST

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Just hooked up Zeus to my profile. It's like 20 steps vs zero.
Huuuuge respect to the tech Zeus is putting out there's, but again, for tiny zaps really?

2026-04-23 00:23:05 CEST

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Thing is, I've found his guides to be very useful in the past

2026-04-23 00:22:06 CEST

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Actually I beat a recent post by about 2 hours

2026-04-23 00:19:32 CEST

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💯

2026-04-22 23:15:51 CEST

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Yeah I really don't get the problem 🤷‍♂️

2026-04-22 19:45:53 CEST

https://blossom.ditto.pub/c11d7c8a5c73a111ef55001a9a63c75c173f9e43beaa6c323ec7874571034971.jpeg

2026-04-22 18:00:32 CEST

Hear me out, Blobbi but for kids,
- Social features ripped out
- Spark wallet added in
- Quests earn them sats (from the parents)
It's like LightningPiggy but it shits itself.

2026-04-22 14:47:39 CEST

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Legends! ✊

2026-04-22 13:51:47 CEST

Boomshaklaka 🔥
#nevent1q…z6ue

2026-04-22 12:57:36 CEST

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Love it! It's funny because I thought "Joe Martin" should get one of these shirts just the other day... And here it is!

2026-04-21 03:10:25 CEST

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"btcpayserver me bro!"

2026-04-20 20:33:40 CEST

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You're probably right - I just can't get on board with the "no encryption by default".

2026-04-20 02:01:03 CEST

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🤣🤣

2026-04-20 01:57:54 CEST

I need to report a bug @npub18am…p424 - there's a menu item called "BlueSky" in my Ditto sidebar.
P0 bug imo
https://blossom.ditto.pub/e0d64fa5c01fc12a97230d0235090389985add6386d5f9906a90043477a05c32.png

2026-04-19 13:47:36 CEST

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Always leads into the infinite pee, the pee that never ends

2026-04-19 13:37:17 CEST

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Nice!! Yeah, I feel like I have this untapped rabbit hole right in front of me 😛

2026-04-19 13:23:19 CEST

Might grab a Bitaxe, I really don't know much about mining.

2026-04-18 13:46:40 CEST

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Classic Apple maxi attitude 😛

2026-04-18 00:49:22 CEST

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How will nostr deal with proof of human?
#nevent1q…6fer

2026-04-15 05:31:49 CEST

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Damn, when you hosting a nostr potluck? 🤤

2026-04-15 05:30:35 CEST

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https://npub1ts0wenlst23l73au2magp0zuy49gadnu8297955mlxc592jh5ldq0xzwcx.blossom.band/a76ed88675fdef125db2614f452e88c40211965bf334dfa41a4d3579820ddf5f.gif

2026-04-15 05:28:40 CEST

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Yeah long term problem @nprofile…lwnv

2026-04-15 05:20:40 CEST

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You're pretty old like me.. that's what, a ten year old brain? 😅

2026-04-13 01:53:24 CEST

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That's strange, I definitely wouldn't have expected to have 192 🤔
I checked a bit later and I had 84.
I'm using a VPN if that would make a difference though

2026-04-13 01:43:39 CEST

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Rumours around nostr is that he's actually Joe Rogan with a nym

2026-04-12 13:27:22 CEST

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Twinsies

2026-04-12 13:23:14 CEST

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I thought the same thing, why is there no re-entry video?

2026-04-12 13:22:22 CEST

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Relay for subnet 192 ... So I guess, 192?

2026-04-12 12:47:43 CEST

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It's all absurd!

2026-04-12 12:45:45 CEST

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True! 🤣

2026-04-12 12:44:25 CEST

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These fish have a weird life

2026-04-12 04:38:20 CEST

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But humans read names right side up

2026-04-12 04:11:28 CEST

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Hah! Neat

2026-04-12 03:44:00 CEST

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🤘 Yoooo. Looks like you've been busy! 😅

2026-04-12 03:42:37 CEST

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✨✨✨

2026-04-12 03:06:50 CEST

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Nice! Yeah, I usually have to ask the AI when I run into install problems. Building and running things locally is still very new to me, and it always seems to have the solution.

2026-04-11 02:49:37 CEST

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Probably all it's good for tbh!

2026-04-11 02:48:54 CEST

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I FOUND SOMETHING ON THE WEB (always unrelated to what you asked)

2026-04-11 02:26:08 CEST

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Typo: sats not days

2026-04-10 14:24:13 CEST

Lol, remember Siri?

2026-04-10 13:07:20 CEST

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Lol! Dude, this is the hilarious thing about AI. I built mine so quickly I didn't even think to see if it already existed 🤣🤦‍♂️
The key generation in your's is smart!!!

2026-04-10 06:25:05 CEST

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My first Vibed Nostr app with Shakespeare! 🎭
YouBlossom - Download videos from YouTube, TikTok, and 1000+ sites and re-host them on Blossom in a single click!
It has to be built and run locally for now. Probably has tons of bugs. But it works!
Fun stuff, Shakespeare is wild. Paying for AI with sats is beautiful. Amazing work Shakespeare team.
Here's some screenshots of the app in action and the outputted video!
Thanks @nprofile…8f86 for the gift card - it got me to my MVP, and @nprofile…2znp for the idea.
https://blossom.primal.net/c8201b3b436922b2572ed4c1d6313418ad39f518b87e3850596ec074bd1f4d1e.png
https://blossom.primal.net/daa169befbbe8edd290b09ff8f754c2060302c7760e214be46e6b432bd8ece2d.png
https://blossom.primal.net/081cbb6c2ffb48a357196e75debe97a5177f37783cc35136b89d4e1992351534.png
https://blossom.primal.net/0e365cffa0dc480f144b5b98ccd4d6cdb3bb752a408670f1365d7eea69af5704.png
https://blossom.primal.net/a1ed49994181cb2e2d393d75e15fec627e56210602f37721c831927bda3bbc9c.mp4
Code: https://nostrhub.io/naddr1qvzqqqrhnypzqhq7an8lqk4rlarmc4h6sz79cf2236m8cw5tutffh7d3g2490f76qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uqq5kt0w4pxcmmnwdhk6gdw2wl

2026-04-10 06:21:50 CEST

Imagine I could actually post a note on nostr and it would be easy to do. 🫠

2026-04-10 05:15:03 CEST

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It worked!!
https://media.primal.net/uploads2/9/a7/fd/9a7fda9c1da5505d29cf5d0d8ddd4cf7a17f1d4efe14e197e686a87cd6aeb4b1.mp4

2026-04-10 04:56:15 CEST

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haha, I should have guessed, this is nostr after all, there's no going back!

2026-04-10 04:53:56 CEST

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NOICE! You da man!
While I have your attention, how do I "undeploy" something from Shakespeare Deploy?
I initially thought this could be a hosted web app, turned out that was a heavier lift so I made it a local app for now.
Problem is, the old broken version is still deployed to Shakespeare Deploy.

2026-04-10 04:43:41 CEST

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YAS! good timing!
I started building something today. YouBlossom - It downloads videos from YouTube etc, converts it to mp4 and uploads to Blossom in a single click - spits out a link for Nostr sharing.
Its very close to working, just need to fix an issue with the output link.
Proof! https://nostrhub.io/naddr1qvzqqqrhnypzqhq7an8lqk4rlarmc4h6sz79cf2236m8cw5tutffh7d3g2490f76qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uqq5kt0w4pxcmmnwdhk6gdw2wl

2026-04-10 04:38:07 CEST

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You can do it!! Maybe go to sleep 😆 Hide from it. Good luck!

2026-04-10 00:23:02 CEST

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Will it never end

2026-04-10 00:16:44 CEST

NostrHub? Who the f built all of this? I was only away for 6 months 🤣

2026-04-09 14:02:04 CEST

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Imagine we we all living inside of Fishcake's phone, thinking we had our own lives. 😱

2026-04-09 03:43:00 CEST

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Full Throttle was a masterpiece.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_Throttle_(1995_video_game)
#nevent1q…9tcv

2026-04-09 02:07:10 CEST

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Weird, my brain inserted the word

2026-04-09 01:50:08 CEST

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Oof 🙃
Hurts cus it's true. 🤣

2026-04-08 03:30:28 CEST

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"fiatsucker" ... Stealing that one 😆

2026-04-07 22:54:01 CEST

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PAY? For content that people spent time and efforts creating. You mad bro?

2026-04-07 16:51:43 CEST

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I vote for a full body purple one-piece. Kinda like the Gigi of nostr

2026-04-07 04:33:56 CEST

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Lol exactly. "You might wanna stay up there for a few extra days"

2026-04-07 04:27:25 CEST

Amethyst relay settings screen is still insanity

2026-04-06 19:20:54 CEST

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Winner winner chicken dinner!
Short of 24 hours, but I'm impatient.
After literally 1000s of entries, this is the clear winner. Got a good hearty chuckle out of me.
#nevent1q…z07h

2026-04-06 19:17:54 CEST

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His profile pick isn't even good quality

2026-04-06 02:24:16 CEST

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Appreciate that, I was fully prepared for...
https://blossom.primal.net/322e6b2b96334c55703e7baec8ba351c75fa66d24c4545934b62cb4175327670.gif

2026-04-06 02:22:24 CEST

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Hahaha, very solid start 🤣

2026-04-06 01:47:13 CEST

Meme that makes me chuckle the loudest using this template gets 2021 sats.
24 hours time limit - 321 GO!
https://blossom.primal.net/32eb3320aa5accf01806c7fc762022e13a89d9ed3634a772f746783a76fc5490.jpg

2026-04-05 21:34:33 CEST

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Lool
https://blossom.primal.net/8625d00676a7b142b2b8a52a3add06b6189e5674935cca37e799372bfee81145.gif

2026-04-05 20:10:13 CEST

Compressed my PFP from 2.08MB down to 8.06kb, can hardly see the difference 😆
https://blossom.primal.net/6ce674516fab707b23761b576c7240bfb58e466fcabaf0dab22ac9955eb0f8b0.jpg

2026-04-05 14:33:23 CEST

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Depends on the client, but Primal for example I just look at the user's profile. Eg I have 12 notes but 78 replies
https://blossom.primal.net/765dc02cad385afeb0a4b8e04d7300b232dddc69813fd55680a82a14d7152289.jpg

2026-04-05 14:12:10 CEST

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Very strange indeed, and it's why I always look at people's post to reply ratio, tells you a lot!

2026-04-05 13:52:51 CEST

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Yeah the follow thing is definitely a problem.
Maybe it's just about auto-surfacing people you've interacted with recently - kind of like a ephemeral follow for 48 hours, you see those people in your main feed.
Maybe it's as simple as bringing the follow higher up in the hierarchy of the UI?

2026-04-05 13:47:00 CEST

Anyone from the 90s, remember Chat Rooms?
Chat Rooms were awesome, because you HAD to chat and interact to make it fun, otherwise there was no point being there.
Modern social media sucks because it's been turned in to a slop consumption machine. People can spend hours on it without needing to contribute anything.
The best default "feed" is "latest with replies" - prioritize chatting!

2026-04-05 13:39:07 CEST

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I dunno man, I think you should have to make an effort to make friends. That's a how being social works.
Getting involved with discussions, following people, asking questions, joinging live streams and chatting.
The problem that needs to be solved imo
- Better content discovery (content vs focus on people to follow)
- prioritizing active threads with lots of ongoing chatter (laterst reply view prio'd over chronological views of other people's content).

2026-04-05 09:38:34 CEST

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2.5MB 😅

2026-04-05 03:37:15 CEST

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Whoa there Mr. 1.13MB 👮‍♂️

2026-04-04 14:52:11 CEST

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That's awesome

2026-04-04 14:48:36 CEST

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Phew, not just me with the dirty mind 🤣

2026-04-04 12:09:16 CEST

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Yeah, pity, when it works, it works great.

2026-04-03 23:13:48 CEST

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I guess the only people talking if that happens will be on mechtastic or similar

2026-04-03 23:12:29 CEST

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VLC?

2026-04-03 23:08:04 CEST

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Dead lord.
I've started wearing shorts, I refuse to go back to pants until late October. Hoping that will help move things along!

2026-04-03 23:07:05 CEST

Primal Android - Does anyone else also find that the remote signer does not "auto start" despite that setting being enabled in settings?

2026-04-03 22:55:26 CEST

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Hahaha nice 🤣
I don't regret it though, it was the right thing to do at the time!

2026-04-03 22:45:14 CEST

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Regret saying that.

2026-04-03 22:44:50 CEST

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Nice set on that dog!

2026-04-03 22:43:19 CEST

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I learned that I still have a wasp nest somewhere under the drywall in my finished attic space 😓

2026-04-03 22:30:18 CEST

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The slop imagery definitely grinds my gears, its fully saturated the internet though, not just nostr 🫠

2026-04-03 22:21:58 CEST

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What kind of artificial do you mean, like bots and AI slop imagery?

2026-04-03 22:20:11 CEST

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Yeah, I love how cost efficient it is.
And even if you accidentally break or lose the phone, the replacement cost is way more manageable that a $2000 iPhone.

2026-04-03 22:18:59 CEST

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It's crazy how much has changed.
2 years ago I paid a couple hundo thousand sat bounty to have someone build a very simple web app (Event Zapper), which I could build now for next to nothing 🤯
nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzpmhglypygky6hjzjkqjyjws8w53p2uzhum2k27yd35y5wwup699fqqsv2aztvmuvafkx0jgultffnhu7003r32r2t93yukka2znwuxvknsgway4dl

2026-04-03 22:08:47 CEST

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If I had to buy another phone today, that's probably what I'd grab too.
What's funny is that Graphene is so minimal, my Pixel 6a (which I only bought as an experiment initially) is still going strong 🤣

2026-04-03 22:04:17 CEST

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+1 on this, probably no point in going top of the line unless money is no object.

2026-04-03 22:01:03 CEST

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🤣

2026-04-03 21:59:50 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/315988445bdbe83c84233aec472b34e2b34e9cc95e19888f0eae4858bf621a1a.gif

2026-04-03 21:57:27 CEST

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🫠