Comedic Philosopher of the Memetic Arts. Stoic Sage in Training. Professor of Legendary Masculinity & Tenacious Grit. Consultant of Business & Life. Absolutely Unavailable. Genuinely Helps People.
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Last Notes npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/20f743096f09eebee44dbd6e370831cc04f5d7544bc3d44e479d08f403022a58.gif There will be no more words about this from me. No updates. No teases. No whoring my morals out for sats. No feature requests. No collaborations. No hints. No clues. No nothing. When I show the world what I am capable of. You will understand why I call myself a true genius. This will take time. There is no deadlines. This is cryptic on purpose. All this post stands for is a marker. An historic event in time. Where a good stoic man gazed into his soul and said I will improve humanity. A legend to be told for centuries yet to come. Time to get started now..... npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/e577b5f4181d15f8db9d1230d2b92a712a5c46850edee361b5684d06a0565a73.gif I have decided to go Linux only for Nostr and ditch amethyst. This is probably a blessing in disguise. I have been spending way too much time on my phone. Time to start getting serious about FOSS development. Going to set aside 2 hours per day for nostr max. Rapid fire memes and responses like a boss. Gotta do this to be more productive with my life and get serious about development work as a full time profession. This is the only way. Pray for me and wish me luck. Time to change my life for the best now. npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger So what would you choose? npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/bd8058459a4d0fa948d21e8a4b2db8449b627c5a886b9085577be61c857972ec.gif npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger It can be fun sometimes. So what is turdsoup? npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger All she needed was a joint to chase the GIF demon away. Good to know! 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What do you think the percentages are? #asknostr npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger I would grill even harder. Contact a lawyer to file a massive lawsuit against the HOA. Sue the ever living shit out of them for even trying this insanity. Then start launching rotten meat at the vegans home with a catapult for good measure. Fuck em. npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/a45af85794094843b12c2e7675c3014716318b1bf50699e8bd4fb9eadf576477.gif Thanks for the offer. No thank you. Sorry if I am wrong, but I am not fucking around to find out. Have a wonderful day. npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger I have very mixed feelings about 1911's. On the one hand I really want one, because they are a part of my American heritage. They are badass and definitely an amazing firearm to have in your collection. On the other hand they have poor magazine capacity and supposedly can be a little more difficult to maintain. As well as their reliability is not as on par with some of my other pistols. I think in the end I will wind up owning one someday. However it will probably be in a limited edition collectors case that will sit there, look pretty, and get used maybe once every couple of years for shits and giggles. npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/aaca4feec31b4749d81fbf15cfd8c926a0440ea608ea4a3d3d018224d0c8f029.gif Here is a freshly handcrafted meme depicting my emotions inside me right now. Dinner was truly satisfying and delicious. She used her gift card to buy it from Christmas. I am so lucky to have her as my mate. #grateful #nostr #steak #valueforvalue #zap Manually To [email protected] npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/ca92a0ca16c50d40e565845f9c0e4856f3890b2e80273050ed17068ccd00eb53.jpeg Am I seriously going to resort to researching everything on this meme? I guess so. Unless someone wants to help me right now. I am on android. Need a replacement for amethyst with similar features. No paid services. Must be foss. Do not care if it is a native android app, or a web browser based site. Looking for the most painfree seamless transition to move from one nostr neighborhood to the next. Time is of the essence. Please and thank you! #nostr #asknostr npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger So I have to be a purple subscriber to use #damus notdeck on Linux? Well fuck me sideways then. I have not earned enough sats on nostr yet for that. Mother fucking fuckedy fuck fuck fuck! Please don't let this be another all nighter situation just for me to find a new nostr home. npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f18e700bb254d5ae5c587bfd5a4bf48025ea2525cd6e35ae6e1a655af927460f.gif npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/c9a6023289d597e72ab5b1c937b575ce63a723fbcd0d5d5d1f8b421d8af0126a.gif Almost ready to leave Amethyst for good now. It is for many legitimate reasons. Just packing up my bags now, getting all my shit together, and testing out the other Nostr possibilities before I make the final move today. Looking really hard at you #Damus first. Hoping you will become my new Nostr home. Can't wait to leave this strip joint. npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/77e50d60071517b97a1d2c544a8d69283531f954f6fc357d3abe7d21c70a3dc8.gif Here is a freshly handcrafted meme made just for you. Can't wait to test out this new feature on the road. Just connect my lightning wallet to my car's bluetooth, input the destination into the gps navigation, and I am good to go right? npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/3662513f3c0c37405df11b09c5ce9bb388cbd74ee4e11400fb45a3d17f3c8ed5.gif Here is a freshly handcrafted meme made just for you. GM and have a wonderful day. npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger At what point in time did we ever have honesty in economics? npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/34a91f45050c09331c5b39e50f13d13995f8eb61cc55095ccc22f4a00b1dd1b1.gif Yup. Pretty much sums it up. npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger Fascinating way to look. What are the implications of this fact? npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/45172036587e294061d748100a938a275070ed9a3c30691b466306f3ec56a212.gif I am now connected to every mind on the face of the earth. I can hear your thoughts, but can you hear mine? I am thinking of 1 word that I am putting directly into your mind at the time of posting this. What is the word I am thinking of? #asknostr npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger Can you elaborate further? npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger Well now I am just curious what your problem is lol. npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/2d36c19067333f2b545d3e02c167b602c436fa4d35875aa71c01f747f3ded3fc.gif npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger Excuse me sir. Those are called steak snacks for later. npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/3c4f6529e0f81e6cf8e3c76a96b5ba326e923278ba48929587e2621d58731734.gif Here is a freshly handcrafted meme made just for you. 100% Sincerity on this one. GN npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/80db7375fcd89ea0149c8586f48c90e1f4df1ed2894c3bcd8de3db1deb3d8e13.gif The millions part I can agree with. The workout part...... I dunno. I had a professional body builder physique before. Never lost all of the muscle mass. I am pretty sure if I gave it everything I got. I could get to your level of swol in a year if I really really tried. Now I want to see if I still have it in me. Setting my workout goals higher than previously promised now. Please God, no gym accidents this time around. I can't afford the medical bills. Challenge accepted bro..... 🤣 npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger Happy New Year!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHXDMe6QV-U npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger This is funny! Took me a good 15 seconds to figure out that it was a toe and not a dildo strapped to a foot. npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f60ab177fc85a6704ad70ac9c66094a6aba4100e85397e166081a1cd8b8e8258.gif Here is a freshly handcrafted meme that explains my backup plan in greater detail. Geniuses with my life experience and genetics makes money hand over fist in high demand. Only way my mate would agree to me doing it is probably if the dollar collapses. Overall I am at peace with this scenerio. At least it will feel good. npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger Whew boy. You have a lot to learn. 1 is right. 1 is a maybe. 1 is no. I will let you figure out which is which... npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/08883388e62a87d176170d1cc765def03c3b6e50254aa381e6749a93401cde8c.gif As a true master of the memetic martial arts. Here is a lesson for you that answers your question gracefully. npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger Soooo what is the name of the helmet manufacturer and product line? They just sold me on it lol. npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger The ironic thing is that people think this is new. Banks and governments have been doing this for decades. Now it is just in everyone's faces. So that even the average sheeple can begin to comprehend how stupid this all is. I wonder why now........... npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger Is this real? npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger I have not had any fiat left for awhile now. Feels good. npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/77154f0540a1a6c11aa9eb051b1ec2358d3ce0e7eaa7277a68134182a5855074.gif npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/18ca12b957e30ad5f1d26db29aa0c25a9058982c948d3fd08f871c4433261cb9.gif Fuck yeah!!!!! Linux problem solved like a fucking boss. Now I can finally get back to work making awesome shit again. GM #linux npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/881760e83d4290d5a4641b459356f8e570851950db9a39b4d1c8420a34914478.gif npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/e92a8f22c7357be4e98bb1eb26fcc97aeb40bd0f25ce94edbe0221610c7d9d33.gif npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/ba9bc52b66ffd2de19410849dc25069f85140e8c271fcf0e1e48f3956fdb7fd4.gif npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger Dude..... I fucking love this post. Sooo... fucking........much........ npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger Always doublecheck whether it is a boost versus an original post. Sorry for calling you a dumbass. Lol npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/e58faf8a8bbaec47f025ba46ccb1984fb32da2cb69223ec1a2c048150de0c89f.gif Here is another freshly handcrafted meme made just for you. Stick around for awhile dumbass. You are in for a rude awakening if you think Nostr is woke. Have a wonderfuk day. GM #nostr npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/63e79ec2b2a7153a289b73bb01d2a78eb137dbefe9897c3e71db5fd8d1497861.gif Here is a freshly handcrafted meme made just for you. Best joke I have heard today so far. GM #nostr npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/80e5897b1eb500240352456b8f6466645568daea0576891868e668bbd01c0c6f.gif Here is a freshly handcrafted meme for all my work proximity associates on Nostr. If you are able to accept that this is as far as it will ever go as it will go, because I never will truly trust anyone. You are in for a heck of a fun time. #nostr npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger What is it about? npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger I got Justice League United Heroes in Demand. As well as a few other possibilities. It has been awhile since I have had to solve anagrams for shits and giggles. Kind of reminds me a bit like my linguistics competitions in high school. I forget is the rule that the anagrams are designed to be unscrambled on a per word basis and then arranged in sequential order? Or is it you take all the letters from all the words. Rescramble them into all of the new possible words like scrabble. Then rearrange all those potentialities to form and determine the most probable coherient sentences? npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger Glad you appreciate the Christmas humor. It is not about you, but it is inspired by you. That is where my mind goes. Straight to comedy. npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger If it is still a theory. Then by definition it is NOT finally solved. npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger Did we? npub1ts45whzwffwjlny7txu82mftphnhnj6s8mezxhzpa970kzf9ce5qusnkxj BitTiger That is an opinion you are having and are entitled to it. I can empathize with certain viewpoints you hold. However as a whole I do not share them. I will humbly bow out of the conversation. Agree to disagree. Have a wonderful day.