:skeltaldoot: ӺꞦȺꞤҞ :skeltaldoot:

Me and my wife love rice but wanted to cut carbs so switched to this because it's supposed to be lower on the glycemic index (whatever the heck that means). I thought it would suck but it's bretty gud

2026-04-21 02:55:53 CEST

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Doll make sui eat the grain.

2026-04-21 02:51:09 CEST

@nprofile…gur5 why didn't you tell me quinoa tasted good? I've been hiding from it all these years

2026-04-20 11:12:17 CEST

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2026-04-19 06:28:09 CEST

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This sounds way more upbeat than the sticking stuff up your ass thread i was in.
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2026-04-19 06:12:00 CEST

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I saw a dude try to swallow a tom and jerry dvd once. ERs are crazy places at times.

2026-04-19 06:09:28 CEST

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In my third life we used to get sad millennial girls that tried to do themselves in by taking a bottle of Tylenol.
They would generally end up with a massive headache and get pumped full of NAC.
Lol retards

2026-04-18 00:55:47 CEST

Everything is covered in cat hair!
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2026-04-16 07:52:07 CEST

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Well more power to you.
If you make this you just add some beat juice to your pasta water.

2026-04-15 20:27:02 CEST

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Is that what this is about? You shouldn't do that.
Kiki you shouldn't do that. The whipped cream in the vag thing.
Don't do that.

2026-04-15 20:25:17 CEST

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You do for the really good shit.

2026-04-11 03:25:54 CEST

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I didn't even make that one. I stole it from somewhere.
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2026-04-11 03:22:13 CEST

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I HAVE POSTED OTHER VIDEOS.
steal one of them. Sheesh

2026-04-11 03:18:54 CEST

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2026-04-11 03:07:31 CEST

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Folk, i need the Glue meme.

2026-04-11 03:00:29 CEST

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2026-04-11 02:44:53 CEST

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I forgot all about him being wetwipes boy toy

2026-04-11 02:36:25 CEST

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My God. What have you done? This is dangerous.

2026-04-11 02:18:15 CEST

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I want one. I have a Bigfoot one on my Jeep that says "i hate people"

2026-04-11 02:05:50 CEST

@nprofile…afee if you should decide to sell sticker packs i think this would sell like meth in a Kentucky trailer park.
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2026-04-10 22:35:13 CEST

@nprofile…z9m8 what you got today.
@nprofile…0568
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2026-04-08 23:01:45 CEST

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I would have taken you for a crazy straw sort of chap

2026-04-08 22:59:59 CEST

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Just shut up and grab a straw.

2026-04-08 22:52:58 CEST

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I literally got 7 butthole pictures sent to me today already

2026-04-08 22:52:11 CEST

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Let's face facts here. For you insulin spikes are no different than meth

2026-04-08 22:50:18 CEST

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I'm not paying you shit. You'll just buy cake with it

2026-04-08 22:42:21 CEST

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I think sui is right. The solution here is probably hammers.

2026-04-08 18:47:32 CEST

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Just be polite amd honest and if that doesn't work point to the picture on the bosses desk and ask "who's the cunt?"

2026-04-07 20:03:04 CEST

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2026-04-06 11:08:20 CEST

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2026-04-06 09:11:23 CEST

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You always seemed cool to me.
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2026-04-06 05:57:56 CEST

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I saw her post and thought "totally no way this won't attract controversy like a dead hookers crotch attracts fly's" glad i waited a few minutes to see what would happen.
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2026-04-06 01:18:13 CEST

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2026-04-05 05:50:34 CEST

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I can't believe you've done this.
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2026-04-05 05:34:27 CEST

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Pittsburgh isn't on my bucket lost tho 😐

2026-04-05 05:31:49 CEST

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Is honey made from meth?

2026-04-05 05:29:35 CEST

When i was a kid i used to have this yellow T-shirt that said
somebody in Pittsburgh loves me.
That was a lie. I don't even know anyone in Pittsburgh
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2026-04-05 03:31:37 CEST

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2026-04-05 03:28:27 CEST

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What's a pewpeepie?

2026-04-05 03:20:29 CEST

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2026-04-04 21:28:15 CEST

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I love quilts. So comfy warm😀

2026-04-04 20:23:53 CEST

I started drawing some bullshit then got distracted so I'll just post some older bullshit and call it a day
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2026-04-04 17:07:32 CEST

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We can hold off, for now. I broke down and made some steak n eggs

2026-04-04 16:27:12 CEST

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It's nothing medical science can't cure
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2026-04-04 16:24:34 CEST

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Ya, me either

2026-04-04 16:18:53 CEST

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She old and prune like now. I bet she likes sponge baths

2026-04-04 15:38:41 CEST

So gosh dang hungry 😶‍🌫️
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2026-04-03 23:20:19 CEST

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Well ya, duh. This is wet wipe we're talking too

2026-04-03 23:19:08 CEST

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I want to cold press you and see what comes out.

2026-04-03 23:16:46 CEST

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Quantity? Dude a giant head of lettuce has like 100 calories in it. You're not putting table sugar on your salad are you?

2026-04-03 23:14:58 CEST

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Then what's the frickin problem?

2026-04-03 23:11:59 CEST

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@nprofile…0568 if i can vore a head of lettuce so can you.

2026-04-03 23:06:27 CEST

I just ate a big salad and I think my stomach is going to explode
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2026-04-03 22:26:16 CEST

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I forgot too but I'm sure it will happen again. 😘

2026-04-03 03:55:34 CEST

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Then I'll bully you

2026-04-03 03:41:31 CEST

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How about we motivate each other?
Of course that means I'll have to do a metric fuck ton more motivating but I'm game if you are.

2026-04-03 03:37:57 CEST

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Is that what you want to take away from this?

2026-04-03 03:24:57 CEST

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Mah man i definitely need to drop some weight. Going thru a divorce and then all the other shit i have the last two years didn't do my waistline any favors. I've been mostly eating those fancy ass salad bowls that the millennials seem to like. You know where you basically make a salad but like section all the ingredients in a big bowl then take a picture of it like your Ansel Admas at the Grand Fucking Canyon.
I think I've cut my caloric intake in half but have been drinking like 4 or 5 liters of water a day and increased my cigarette smoking to make up for it.

2026-04-03 03:14:16 CEST

I haven't eat since 8pm last night because i don't want to look like Folklore.
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2026-04-02 19:20:18 CEST

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2026-04-02 09:38:37 CEST

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2026-04-02 09:35:03 CEST

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Go. Read, f0x!

2026-04-02 09:03:02 CEST

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Pfff float

2026-04-02 09:01:25 CEST

20 dollar a square foot having mother fuckers.
I want this floor 😟
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2026-04-02 05:37:08 CEST

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I need new skin, Dagnar.

2026-04-02 05:18:48 CEST

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2026-04-02 03:46:41 CEST

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I'll be on standby if you need me.
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2026-04-01 12:26:08 CEST

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Sorry, I didn't know what this was referring to so took it a cue to goon

2026-04-01 07:28:27 CEST

The old building we have been renovating (for way to fucking long now) has a mortuary behind it and they have this old brick garage warehouse thing next to it. One day I was being nosey and peeking in the dusty windows, as one does, and sitting inside there was an old hearse much like this one. I do want to buy it and keep it parked in my driveway..
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2026-04-01 06:26:23 CEST

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Ya. Fuck that guy.

2026-04-01 05:14:46 CEST

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Hmm okay. Computer search the term "mouth larva".

2026-04-01 05:06:00 CEST

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Umm. I don't like Oklahoma or that other thing you said

2026-04-01 05:05:12 CEST

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Fuckn spirits don't understand jams, jellies or even marmalades 😤

2026-04-01 05:03:56 CEST

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I don't (i do).

2026-04-01 04:11:56 CEST

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It is? Sweet.
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2026-04-01 04:11:02 CEST

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Punch him in the back and see if anyone posts "ow"

2026-04-01 01:51:38 CEST

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Label them as a novelty butt plug

2026-04-01 01:38:22 CEST

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TO ALCOHOL!
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2026-04-01 01:07:26 CEST

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Hi Kiki! I hope you're feeling better today.
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2026-03-31 04:12:44 CEST

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Yay
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2026-03-31 03:57:37 CEST

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You should definitely talk to my good friend @nprofile…gur5 or @nprofile…0568 they are like super smart about Internet stuff.
On the other hand, I'm a drooling ape of a man that took 25 minutes just to type this.
I also lost a kidney in a funny accident.
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2026-03-30 02:42:45 CEST

@nprofile…lqrn I made you one with boobs.
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2026-03-29 05:00:13 CEST

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Print it and hang it it the crawl space behind your shower wall (yes you have one)

2026-03-29 04:43:04 CEST

Feels like I haven't done any arty shit in forever so I sketched this out as fast as I could (minus a piss and smoke break) for you beautiful ingrates.
https://decayable.ink/media/7f622c390a79724331fab59bd813e2a6a83925cda48babe17ddcf029c5afb012.jpg

2026-03-28 03:42:09 CET

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He'd probably just try to gay cowgirl straddle you anyways

2026-03-28 03:38:10 CET

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If you want I'll hire Folklore to come sit on your chest?

2026-03-28 03:25:28 CET

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Could be. It stopped years ago but man it was freaky deeky.

2026-03-28 03:18:04 CET

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Seriously it sounded just like what this retarded video shows.
https://youtu.be/rAFyGL_eUKg?si=k5N7nCG37QzQXrV6
Fun fact: I got 2 back to back ads for boner pills on this video wtf.

2026-03-28 03:12:16 CET

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Is that a thing? Seriously for like a year i had that exploding head syndrome. I thought i was going crazy but then remembered that happened already. Anyway it would wake me up in the middle of the night and feel like lightning was hitting my head and i would hear this BANG. Then I'd feel all funny and go back sleep. Then it just stopped happening. Thank you for listening to me.

2026-03-28 03:04:29 CET

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Surly too. Sui, your wife is being surly. Is this because you were forced to wake up to his screaming?

2026-03-28 02:56:40 CET

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We have a union Doll
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2026-03-28 02:54:52 CET

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Churlish, rude, and true.
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2026-03-28 02:12:51 CET

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Nice? She said if i wear cowboy boots and talk like Johnny Bravo I have to return my Goth card. 😔

2026-03-28 02:01:30 CET

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2026-03-28 00:05:22 CET

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2026-03-28 00:01:43 CET

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It was a thought experiment Doll. Why do you hate science? Fuck

2026-03-27 21:23:51 CET

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Idk man. Sometimes I think if i didn't have melancholy i wouldn't feel much at all 😊