Armadillo Rancher

Cringe Boomer memes are my specialty

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2026-03-08 01:32:24 CET

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2026-03-08 01:06:37 CET

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2026-03-01 18:06:56 CET

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What would French-Canadian Sui do?

2026-02-28 18:04:47 CET

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2026-02-27 18:33:39 CET

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2026-02-26 03:03:27 CET

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Let's be honest, Yonni.....you are living your best life right now.
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2026-02-22 03:07:15 CET

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2026-02-11 16:25:04 CET

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Did you make it more than 30 yards either time?

2026-02-08 04:05:42 CET

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Your entrance music was definitely....a choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5JqPxmYhlo

2026-02-08 03:59:42 CET

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If it makes you feel any better, Doll kinda looks like a tranny vampire.

2026-02-01 23:26:22 CET

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2026-01-27 21:26:21 CET

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Needs a stabby-stab.....
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2026-01-27 21:00:40 CET

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2026-01-26 03:12:48 CET

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2026-01-21 19:35:53 CET

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2025-12-16 02:38:57 CET

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2025-12-06 05:03:07 CET

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> I can’t wait too see who cancels Jonny in January, too tell you the truth. It’s gonna give me so much HATE ammunition.
#NoJonnyJanuary
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2025-11-30 00:29:22 CET

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Maybe dcc is in on "No Jonny January"? Have you thought about that, hmm?
#noJonnyJanuary
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2025-11-28 07:47:22 CET

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2025-11-06 22:46:50 CET

@nprofile…g8eg
#NoJonnyJanuary
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2025-11-05 07:14:32 CET

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#NoJonnyJanuary
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2025-11-05 05:20:30 CET

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Let him cook.
#NoJonnyJanuary

2025-10-18 17:13:03 CEST

#Caturday
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2025-09-10 00:31:59 CEST

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2025-09-06 05:37:20 CEST

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2025-09-06 03:33:20 CEST

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Crystal Head vodka was started by that Ghostbusters actor Dan Aykroyd.....
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2025-08-24 20:02:55 CEST

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I'm not sure.....if it has a manufacturing date somewhere on it, it's probably on the back side. 😜
The light bulb in mine went out about five years ago. I went up to the local Mom & Pop hardware store and got a new one. But they only sold those little bulbs in a 3-pack.....So I guess I'm set on fridge light bulbs for a good 50 years.

2025-08-24 19:37:10 CEST

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My fridge is a 1996 model. Occasionally it will make a loud hum while running......but a little percussive maintenance to the top left side will quiet it down.

2025-08-10 04:51:22 CEST

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Kiki forgot to add the juggalo face-paint, too....
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2025-08-10 03:24:22 CEST

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ugh......not you two again.
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2025-08-09 21:14:12 CEST

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> Why?
Why not?
Here's the real question of the day: Did you change Jonny's background on his profile?

2025-08-09 21:03:06 CEST

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No, I was making fun of your smol hands....
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2025-08-09 19:35:29 CEST

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2025-08-09 01:20:28 CEST

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It's being called one of the worst movies ever made, and that seems to be its main draw. People are watching it just to see how bad it really is.....it's like a modern-day Plan 9 From Outer Space or Manos: The Hands of Fate.

2025-08-08 16:07:42 CEST

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2025-08-07 17:59:39 CEST

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2025-08-03 20:31:25 CEST

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Did the judge also make you leave the Waikiki neighborhood and move to the mexican neighborhood?

2025-08-03 20:29:22 CEST

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Kiki still has a lot to learn about 2 strokes.

2025-08-03 20:15:10 CEST

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Jonny used to get upset whenever I'd point out that there were five mexican restaurants within 3 blocks of his apartment.

2025-08-03 17:01:12 CEST

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Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays.

2025-08-01 20:20:45 CEST

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I found body cam video of Matty.....
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2025-08-01 17:01:12 CEST

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All I know is that Jonny would definitely tap that gray space-ussy.
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2025-08-01 16:30:34 CEST

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Jonny disagrees......
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2025-07-31 21:30:41 CEST

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2025-07-31 04:12:25 CEST

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You'll have to take that up with @nprofile…hltu .

2025-07-31 03:50:46 CEST

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Did you tell Jonny !?!?!?!
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2025-07-30 18:53:13 CEST

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Are there worse things from the early 90s that could make a comeback?
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2025-07-30 17:54:23 CEST

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I'm a 1st gen parachute pants survivor.
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2025-07-21 04:27:43 CEST

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Innit.....
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2025-07-21 04:00:25 CEST

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I saw a little of that last night. I can't tell if it was real or gay-fab. Ralph punches about as hard as a six-year-old.....either way it was all pretty boring. If anything, the Gunt has just gained a few El Salvadoran aye-logs.
According to the Producer guy, Ralph is no longer allowed back into the house, so he has to just sit in a hotel room until his return flight this Wednesday.

2025-07-20 01:18:36 CEST

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2025-07-19 02:11:25 CEST

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Don't forget these....
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2025-07-19 02:09:06 CEST

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Kiki has a lot to learn about buttholes.

2025-07-18 20:18:22 CEST

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Isn't she the HR lady for wherever dude works?

2025-07-18 06:10:48 CEST

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It's all about the Spam.
Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam.
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2025-07-17 03:39:15 CEST

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That's okay. In the grand scheme of things, I guess it really doesn't matter.

2025-07-17 03:31:55 CEST

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She's also said that he doesn't have any hair.....We may be witnessing a grim reality.....
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2025-07-17 02:59:48 CEST

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Kiki still has a lot to learn about foreskins.....amongst other things.
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2025-07-16 03:39:36 CEST

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What are you gonna do with her drawer full of fortune cookies?
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2025-07-14 23:09:14 CEST

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2025-07-14 04:40:27 CEST

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Yeah, the food is put in the can, the can is sealed, and then its heated to both cook the food in the can and to kill off any bacteria. As long as the can doesn't lose its air-tight seal, they can last a long time.
A few months ago, I opened a 10-year-old can of corn and another of sweet peas, just to prove it to my GF. They were just fine.
Just be careful with pop-top lids cause they can lose their seal easily. And be careful with stuff like fruit cocktail cause the acid in citrus juice can corrode the aluminum can after a while.

2025-07-13 03:14:01 CEST

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Pancakes vs Mushy Peas.....
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2025-07-13 02:56:27 CEST

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Give the People what they want !!!!
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2025-07-12 21:25:52 CEST

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Pop-Sui just needs a can of mushy peas.
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2025-07-10 14:50:47 CEST

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According to dude's Instagram its Bentonville, Arkansas.

2025-07-10 01:33:07 CEST

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Does he even ask to borrow your phone, or does he just snatch it out of your hand while running past you?

2025-07-10 00:55:11 CEST

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2025-07-09 17:23:22 CEST

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Yesterday if asked @nprofile…u4mx to use her "Black Girl Magic" to solve a problem.......Black. Girl. Magic.

2025-07-08 19:10:02 CEST

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Remember when Robocop shot that guy in the dick?
NSFW version....
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2025-07-08 17:46:55 CEST

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Summer of 1987.....
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2025-07-08 05:22:24 CEST

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Jonny Logic: All his issues will cancel-out the Ho's issues.
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2025-07-06 19:51:16 CEST

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2025-07-06 06:49:51 CEST

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No one show Dan this either.....
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2025-07-06 00:14:36 CEST

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2025-07-05 17:04:46 CEST

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2025-07-05 16:56:48 CEST

#Caturday
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2025-07-05 01:22:37 CEST

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You should be, since they are made in Louisiana.
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2025-07-05 01:14:50 CEST

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Cotton candy wrapped pickle....
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2025-07-04 18:15:04 CEST

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That's squirrel foreplay......dey phuckin'.

2025-07-03 17:28:57 CEST

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We are not changing the club rules !!!
She may be able to get to me and @nprofile…xvy0 .....but Jerm will be our last man standing.
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2025-07-03 17:03:18 CEST

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I'm not saying that GCL is schwacking the members of Tolerable Crew one-by-one......but if someone was schwacking us one-by-one, it would be GCL.
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2025-07-03 08:44:59 CEST

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2025-07-01 22:22:00 CEST

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It's like penis presses......but for chicks.

2025-07-01 19:34:21 CEST

Happy Canada Day @nprofile…5khk
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2025-07-01 04:01:42 CEST

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2025-07-01 03:57:11 CEST

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Narrator: "They did not, in fact, ignore the background music".
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2025-07-01 03:35:49 CEST

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Kiki at the zoo.....
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2025-06-30 16:04:35 CEST

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Same vibe....
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2025-06-30 05:22:08 CEST

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2025-06-29 20:42:35 CEST

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Show them some shroobies.
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2025-06-29 00:27:30 CEST

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2025-06-27 20:30:56 CEST

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2025-06-26 22:07:58 CEST

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Jonny will never forgive you for.......whatever it was you did.
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2025-06-26 01:49:43 CEST

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???
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2025-06-24 22:32:00 CEST

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I thought it was a pretty good series, overall. It probably had some of the best, most realistic space battles of any Sci-fi show. It was full Newtonian.......no artificial gravity, no force fields, no spaceships making sweeping bank turns like an airplane. The ships would start firing missiles and rail guns at each other from thousands of miles away, before they got in close and turned opposing ships into Swiss cheese with their point defense cannons.

2025-06-24 22:07:57 CEST

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You ever watch that Sci-Fi show "The Expanse" that's set about 200 years in the future.?
The lore is that the first major colonizers of Mars where people from Texas and pajeets from India. One of the main characters on the show is a pajeet who is the pilot of the series' hero ship......he speaks with a Texas drawl and listens to Country & Western music.....cause apparently when all those Texans and hindus populated Mars, the Texan culture dominated the street-shitters.

2025-06-24 22:00:30 CEST

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2025-06-24 04:39:27 CEST

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2025-06-22 15:33:39 CEST

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2025-06-22 00:48:55 CEST

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