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2026-07-04 05:14:51 UTC

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I just want a normal America again. highly subjective. I get it.
when was the last time we had actual representative government?

2026-07-04 05:11:38 UTC

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i voted for trump 3 times.
the first time was voting against Hillary
the second time was voting against Biden
the third time was voting against Kamala

2026-07-04 04:58:30 UTC

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they use pigs for truffle hunting cause they better at it.

2026-06-30 05:28:25 UTC

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Raspberry Pi’s are $300 now.
Get you a 2010 Mac mini with a core 2 duo for $40
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2026-06-27 06:01:13 UTC

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you’re talking about the potatoes Bill Gates grows on his Chinese owned farms in America that’s sold to McDonald’s.
also Bill Gates spreading airborn ticks that make people allergic to meat.
So upgrade to Windows 11 and enjoy eating meat and potato while you can 😮‍💨

2026-06-27 05:40:48 UTC

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if it was CO2 we could plant more trees.
We live in a thin pocket of gasses clinging to a spinning rock that is rapidly falling towards a 27 million degree hydrogen fusion reactor. Hurtling through a lifeless void at 450,000 mph.

2026-06-04 06:20:16 UTC

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2026-05-30 07:55:45 UTC

Getting drunk and bouncing between Phil Collins and ZZ Top

2026-03-27 06:30:52 UTC

Ex wife told me my son out there on the playground telling people to drop the Hard R.
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2026-03-05 08:58:49 UTC

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all I want is a twin-tail boom design with central fuselage and wing pontoons.
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2026-03-05 08:21:14 UTC

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it’s cool we both forgot but glad you remember.
yeah, as soon as he’s a teenager and ready to handle some truths about what lead to him being separated from me I expect him to be choosing me more.
until then I’ll keep flying him in a week at a time and having the time of our lives.

2026-03-05 08:14:49 UTC

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I told him I would do the same, and he shouldn’t take public school too seriously, but in the future it is harder to be a rebel if you are dependent on a paycheck.
I think he understood.

2026-03-05 08:09:51 UTC

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I could easily facilitate him being homeschooled but my ex-wife decided she wanted to relive her 20s and lives with her mother and took my son 800 miles away.
he’s flying up in April though so we gonna have a ton of fun.
I can’t blame him. I’m proud he’s tired of bullshit as young as he is.
I dropped out of high school because a pizza place wanted me full time. no regrets. my current job is based on my ability to fix things and invoice the repair. no one has ever asked me to prove I finished high school.

2026-03-05 07:41:52 UTC

School contacted me about my 9 year old son again. He’s done this multiple times. When class is boring to him he stands up and walks out. Heads to the library and finds a book and hides in the corner 😂

2026-03-01 09:08:51 UTC

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Slipknot was my first real concert. San Jose 1996.
Also I hate niggers

2026-02-28 05:27:32 UTC

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I’m always 3 weeks ahead on bills because I want to burn my check as fast as possible on payday. I want to pay my phone bill today but it won’t let me pay until the 10th.

2026-02-28 05:02:59 UTC

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Rightovers?

2026-02-27 06:02:03 UTC

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Let them block the streets while my 5 ton coupe de ville has the green light

2026-02-25 07:45:04 UTC

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I successfully pulled off a 10% raise at the end of 2025 citing the dollar losing 10% value in 2025.
But if I got a stimmy I’d do something stupid like buy gold with it

2026-02-25 07:34:00 UTC

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where is my doge dividend and my tariff refund check. also I was promised a $2000 stimmy.

2026-02-25 07:32:27 UTC

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trust the plan nigga

2026-02-25 07:25:02 UTC

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fuck it I’m taking the stairs.

2026-02-25 07:20:48 UTC

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clowning on Canada for the hockey win was good too.
if anything I’m entertained.

2026-02-25 07:10:36 UTC

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was it fabulous?

2026-02-24 08:26:51 UTC

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best game ever made? oh we talking about Chronotrigger for sure.

2026-02-24 08:03:55 UTC

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okay now what? is it safe to go near my refrigerator?

2026-02-24 08:01:41 UTC

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magnet deez nuts

2026-02-24 08:00:53 UTC

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do you even know how magnets work?
are you one of those gravity deniers yet some how you stuck to the planet?

2026-02-24 07:56:20 UTC

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It looks like a CR2032 with shit bolted on

2026-02-24 06:39:34 UTC

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Is this alchemy?
https://nightshift.social/media/8978058f-cc97-42a7-b266-88ba799d5c36/IMG_3076.webp

2026-02-24 05:24:01 UTC

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2026-02-23 08:11:31 UTC

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I like red switches too

2026-02-23 08:08:50 UTC

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blue is fucking loud and clunky. yeah we want the IBM keyboard legacy.
my work keyboards. one is brown and one is banana switches.

2026-02-23 08:03:59 UTC

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qwerty keyboard with blue or brown mechanical switches and two 27” monitors beats this.

2026-02-23 06:34:48 UTC

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i can do fine with all my computers and servers being offline and having a dummy device online to do things like banking and paying bills. Another device for keeping up with news.
I can survive. My file server is basically its own internet worth of content. I can scrape my favorite YouTube channels at work and transport them home to my file server.
I can disappear without losing anything.

2026-02-23 06:14:55 UTC

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I agree. but with the exception I’m not faggot retard because I’m fulfilling my grandmas wishes of not being in a home. then I’m out of here

2026-02-23 06:13:32 UTC

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you can’t kill open source.
this the internet nigga.
and I’ll just use FreeBSD since the trannies trying to ruin Linux

2026-02-23 06:08:21 UTC

I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink.
Now I’m in the hospital, waiting to be seen.
https://nightshift.social/media/b6427b71-7e97-4b1f-aa53-933db4b5b799/openmic-ns.001.jpeg

2026-02-20 06:21:54 UTC

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2026-02-20 06:04:31 UTC

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me: I dropped out of high school because there was nothing left to learn.
The last time I called out sick was a court date 5 years ago.
I will fix all your problems.
That’s worked for me my whole life but I’ve had current job for 8 years so who fucking knows what I’m in for if my job no longer exists.

2026-02-18 08:28:14 UTC

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I once slept under a booth at dennys. back in 1998. me and my friend got stoned off our ass in the parking lot before going in. I ordered the garlic bread triangles they used to make. I think it was focaccia bread with tons of garlic and olive oil and some cheese. then I slouched. just resting my eyes. my friend is getting the grand slam or whatever. bacon eggs pancakes. I’m just getting a quick nap. I end up sliding down on the floor. still asleep. my friend gobbling down his 2am breakfast feast and only realized I was sleeping on the floor when he went out to the parking lot and realized we came in my car.

2026-02-18 08:19:17 UTC

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I have an idea. we buy an old van. we go to small towns across America and we solve mysteries.
like real sleuthing. first mystery is we discover how many mozzarella sticks I can eat before I go comatose.

2026-02-18 07:34:51 UTC

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that Konsole just got you the entire KDE desktop as a dependency.
manjaro i3 spin is best i3 + arch spin. plus all the keybindings are sane. I only have to remove the stupid packages for their lockscreen and edit the conky config so it’s not a permanent tutorial plastered over my wallpaper. I add a package to disappear the cursor if no movement after a couple seconds.

2026-02-18 07:25:41 UTC

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I worked with a guy who previously worked for Microsoft. his job was to test new builds of windows vista against WiFi cards.
he sat there all day plugging in dozens of pci WiFi cards. dozens of usb WiFi dongles.
he said it was the worst job he ever had.

2026-02-15 06:02:54 UTC

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There’s tons of food that’s not bad.
Any recommendations of food that’s good?

2026-02-14 07:38:12 UTC

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when the people that hate America the most still want to live here that’s how you know we are really the best country.

2026-02-14 07:00:15 UTC

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fucking jamokes

2026-02-14 06:57:55 UTC

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2026-02-13 07:34:33 UTC

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I was temporarily homeless for half a year back in 2001 and my best friends were a deck of cards and game boy.

2026-02-13 07:32:33 UTC

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You done posting birds? I’m trying to golf.
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2026-02-12 05:39:55 UTC

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I took this quiz and it said I’m racist.
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2026-02-07 07:55:22 UTC

stepped out onto the porch and the whole neighborhood reeks of weed. or a skunk got run over.

2026-02-07 07:48:46 UTC

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boom stick nigga

2026-02-07 07:44:51 UTC

Source: @nprofile…ekc2
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2026-02-07 06:55:50 UTC

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** smoke detector low battery chirp **

2026-02-07 06:51:37 UTC

I saw a one-legged man at the ATM.
He was checking his balance.
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2026-02-05 05:11:09 UTC

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they forced Hillary in 2016 when the party wanted Bernie Sanders. they lost.
they forced Kamala in 2024 when I dunno who they wanted and lost again.

2026-01-30 08:37:34 UTC

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some people are incompatible with other people

2026-01-30 08:32:05 UTC

https://nightshift.social/media/e29d8f33-5bb4-4b2c-8927-866697e1abd2/IMG_2690.jpeg

2026-01-29 07:44:13 UTC

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https://nightshift.social/media/a34799e8-80dc-45c2-9908-f0d90d78750e/My%20Movie%2011.mov

2026-01-29 07:37:17 UTC

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TNG and DS9 were the good stuff.

2026-01-29 07:17:39 UTC

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2026-01-29 07:09:06 UTC

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after my divorce all women look like a problem id be adding to my life.
maybe a good one stumbles upon me that would add value to my life and I could reciprocate.
or maybe not. Im not too concerned

2026-01-29 07:04:18 UTC

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Turtle
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2026-01-29 07:02:36 UTC

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This nigga running Canada
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2026-01-29 07:01:42 UTC

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the only thing that stopped me was getting a job where I don’t work with anyone. 😮‍💨

2026-01-29 06:58:35 UTC

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2026-01-28 08:16:04 UTC

oh good. xfce wants to implement Wayland.
and they want it to be written in rust.
what a bunch of circle jerking fagots.

2026-01-28 07:17:25 UTC

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I support protesting
I support carrying a firearm
but you go looking for trouble and you’ll find it.
suicide by acting stupid.

2026-01-28 07:12:30 UTC

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2026-01-24 07:52:27 UTC

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the final boss is tooth pain

2026-01-24 07:50:43 UTC

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it’s great if you have debt in dollars. especially if inflation outpaces your APY.

2026-01-24 03:10:55 UTC

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2026-01-21 03:23:39 UTC

Da Nigger Man 😏
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2026-01-15 03:35:26 UTC

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2026-01-10 07:16:27 UTC

I sat through this review and all she did was breath heavy
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2026-01-10 06:03:46 UTC

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get a Mac or Linux you insensitive clod
no one told you we are all anti Microsoft yet?

2026-01-10 06:00:02 UTC

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the protocol is she drops her handkerchief giving said fellow the opportunity to pick it up and interact with her.

2026-01-10 05:44:37 UTC

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Just start open carrying and make sure you reek of vodka every morning

2026-01-08 07:01:32 UTC

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meet me at the Tacoma KFC so we can throw buttermilk biscuits at each other.

2026-01-07 08:50:44 UTC

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it’s fine actually. it’s just a shame all my good family died and the shit stains still alive.

2026-01-07 08:40:12 UTC

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no. my family is worse.

2026-01-07 08:36:24 UTC

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I learned this early with my family.
But it applies to this fine fellow.
People hate you and they aren’t your friend.
No one is here to help you. You have to build your own walls.

2026-01-07 08:15:43 UTC

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back in the early 90s I I couldn’t be bothered to remember more than 3 phone numbers. and this was before the area code always had to be used.
my grandma
friend A
friend B

2026-01-07 07:55:59 UTC

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imperial or metric?
actually you don’t have to tell me.
I’ll know which one it was if you are still alive.

2026-01-07 07:45:05 UTC

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https://nightshift.social/media/85908485-6183-4225-8174-51d3f8f2d24d/ssstwitter.com_1719309005936.mp4

2026-01-07 07:35:13 UTC

🤨
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2026-01-07 07:11:35 UTC

New windows 11 update issue that is spreading wide. I had 3 systems come in with this.
This is similar to the “inaccessible boot device error”
Except this was an AMD system. So injecting the Intel IRST back into the install with DISM doesn’t fix it.
And it’s not a SATA drive where I can just toggle the AHCI vs RAID toggle in the bios.
And of course these new age bios have no fucking actual controls on them.
But this error has stumped me so far. The only correlation is that client “did updates” and got hosed.
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2026-01-07 07:03:55 UTC

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It’s always the children.
When you can’t reprodue, you have to recruit.

2026-01-07 06:43:42 UTC

Why do gay people insist on advertising and shoving it in everyone’s faces their preferred genitals?
I see a parade of men waving rainbow flags and what am I supposed to do? Okay I get it. You love dick.

2025-12-31 08:22:14 UTC

We live in a thin pocket of gasses clinging to a spinning rock that is rapidly falling towards a 27 million degree hydrogen fusion reactor. Hurtling through a lifeless void at 450,000 mph.

2025-12-31 08:08:56 UTC

My ex wife but I don’t give a shit about the money when she took my son 800 miles away
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2025-12-31 06:44:31 UTC

not to brag
but I have enough in my bank account that I can call out of work for the rest of the year.
https://nightshift.social/media/b8afd4e8-3b0a-4797-8976-d55d18bb89f8/openmic-ns.001.jpeg

2025-12-31 06:03:17 UTC

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DS and 3DS are always better on actual hardware.
jailbreak for full library.
now something like PSP. you lose nothing running on RetroArch. I jailbroke my psp in 2008 to play games I already owned simply because it was a better experience with the loading times running off memory stick vs the optical disc.

2025-12-31 05:58:56 UTC

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id say close to 100%.

2025-12-31 05:54:43 UTC

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I still have my original. jailbroke it.
sold a hefty portion of my cartridges on eBay once I realized how much better it is having all my games on it at once.

2025-12-31 05:47:32 UTC

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that’s the upgrade I’d make. but they finally gonna break me with a switch 2 only remake of ocarina of time

2025-12-24 08:28:39 UTC

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The reichswher reichwafflemakeramft should guarantee Christmas waffles

2025-12-23 07:30:01 UTC

https://nightshift.social/media/3aaad32d-7508-4849-839a-b9ec587d674c/cdd0dc8a-4005-44c5-8dd5-6fe2f31fa198.mp4

2025-12-19 11:00:07 UTC

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year 2000 was peak Sony proprietary.
That Memory Stick and Minidisc,
Random B Side connectors on the other side of USB 2.0 type A connectors.