Short, fat, bald, old, ugly, poor, lazy, and stupid. Small dick, shitty personality, my jokes aren't funny, and my hygiene is generally poor. Slovenly blathering idiot with extremely few redeeming qualities. Continued interactions with me will tend to be generally ungood for your overall mental health. Anyone who follows me is understood to have made an obviously unwise choice.
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I'm off to a good start today. npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal What'd you just call me? npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal These terms are acceptable npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal https://media.nicecrew.digital/226e145eb4e8dd481c36f886ccd75417983b7c2292f6d36566223fdd55f1defd.png npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal I have a newborn. Are these on Etsy? npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal My wife initiated a new potty training plan on Monday and my toddler is now pooping and peeing in the toilet like a champ. Wife is beaming with well-deserved pride. 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I suppose I want to see if they try and shut the world down again because of the election; and then there was that credible rumor that they have another "pandemic exercise" planned for 2025-2027. npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal I thought it'd have to be in the hand or forehead and people wouldn't be able to buy nor sell without it. 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When you open up that sucker it's reasonably clean and dry and so you start to close it back up and try to calm the baby in some other way. Just when your hands are back in the blast radius, your little crying cannon releases a fart that instantly gives way to a fountain of poo that covers them, and at the same moment your baby is so relieved that the pressure is gone that she starts giggling happily. npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal My newborn girl is awesome. She's just shy of two months old and is stunningly good looking for a baby. Just pleasant, simple, symmetrical; blue inquisitive eyes that scan everything with beautifully innocent curiosity. npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal Broiled the cheese onto my toast. Have leftover ham from making my wife that pizza, so my ham and cheese sandwich skills are being tested. npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal And if you see a big spoiled kid's party spoiling kids, no one blames the kids in the bouncy castle. npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal Makes sense - their parents just came out of the depression npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal The 20th century in the USA was just one big spoiled kid's birthday party for boomers. Everyone else gets to clean up their mess. npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal https://media.nicecrew.digital/5e070efb813287fd28a2f461ba126dcdfcb96bf86ee1d66ec17761c220494126.png npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal I once read about a king or tyrant that refused to listen to music because it made him want to cry and be nice to people. npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal https://media.nicecrew.digital/5ed0a8cbc64dca90ac2801d192b3e7be614ade0dfbd56f7da9a0ddaaecd38eb0.jpg npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal https://media.nicecrew.digital/975f7bf8275966043fa275673a28a490ae644837acd170f3323b847798462565.png npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal https://media.nicecrew.digital/28f2bcd76e845f2ed4ff29f5e638c4fbc45e9d208fa95f6168962e14bbcc3a2c.png npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal https://media.nicecrew.digital/1e0f10f5225c62574f7d822eda33546f09be97603148e0f3ffdbfad5cf847252.png npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal https://media.nicecrew.digital/b6267fb1e3b18576430ecdfd984e96c025fafa84b853be7f6cea9f500f2f124a.png npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal I just asked a pro body builder once and he said replace all the carbs and sugars with proteins. So if you have a breakfast of eggs, toast, bacon, and a muffin, you change it to more eggs and more bacon but no toast and no muffin. Eliminating the carbs and sugars makes it so your body stops storing fats. I think intermittent fasting and weightlifting will accelerate the weight loss, but sticking to a low carb diet will get a person there all by itself. npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal Rule: can't make a quiche npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal https://media.nicecrew.digital/33aaa63a2819732cb81cb4400abef3cfb6009778c0fd0fcb02de57c6f42a628c.png npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal https://media.nicecrew.digital/45676fd08a0c771c43472956cd4713cddda83cd84c7dfbcd646e6a3836d3677e.png npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal What does take the ticket mean in this context? npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal Uberautist grilled cheese for retired OCD foodies: https://youtu.be/RllWJUvrxEY npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal https://media.nicecrew.digital/46cc55e7b8eaeec40f9c18b9f3fd85e47abaa63a0417f5622394fb3cde8f4993.png npub1ultqsg0caacm234wtxjaf5a7lsgsgk9cuc9477xgg88h8tmre0qsdfacky notabnormal I want some vital stats from you, quid pro quo like in silence of the lambs, Clarice. 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