Nostr as of 2/23 A Father that floats in a tube, thinks, and talks about BTC. I’m a chronic shitposter, nothing I say should be taken too seriously.
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2025-02-11T14:17:33+01:00 Event JSON
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Last Notes npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon No other car tells you the people to avoid best other than Dukes of Hazard. https://blossom.primal.net/640613ccb6c05c8d3b423ace2395a4737eb1874a72852c0571690540e3e3d62d.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Then keep stacking and wtf cares what they think! https://blossom.primal.net/b86bc8fcd5d71b4aea68eabb6e29849dabd2f276710b672d0485de31777513b0.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon https://blossom.primal.net/9d5635bf954e110407bbcce3efcb09ad7c8efa0e165637a7b8e4075c5d09768e.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Sooo wtf is their pay not already covered in my $100 bill? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Weekend warriors! Many hands make light work! https://blossom.primal.net/4741170b8023db22fe4c3a5f8793c47c86918c2165895a1a89a760572b181a85.jpg npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon The children npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Keep on keeping on, you continue to change for the better and in time they will start to understand. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Listen adnon, you will get your zap when I say you can get your zap! ⚡️ npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Are you building the future you want to see? https://blossom.primal.net/4627b2686949cd3b5738732444de09bd3c25e5e95ed25fa21b6bd1cfd57eefe5.jpg npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Shit shit shit shit…. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Did people flying in airplanes stop to tell people walking there was a better faster way? They will find Nostr when they are ready. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Need to vibe code a mass unmute and remute all button for Nostr. https://blossom.primal.net/854ccd27c23f63549e88a13ab1075020c5b94c975ca37a42479012e684d0f6d5.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Agreed with 100% of the analysis until the 1:38 mark. Yes, great point - look at what happened to Detroit…but that picture is comparing a downtown aerial picture with what? I’m sure it’s Detroit but pull up another skyline picture and compare apples to apples. It makes his argument weak because I can find shitty pictures of every major town in America. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Sounds like a blast! https://blossom.primal.net/87929b06e9855f22a3248cbeba40592e16f7b067b072b2023ece825127f4957b.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Reminds me of Winamp skins. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Vote harder! It could work this time. https://blossom.primal.net/008545e5202702e6355d8a8314adb60120888a73357250672e7a1d8f4889f154.jpg npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon My favorite part is refollowing the same people that somehow fall off your list. Not some clone account, but an Npub that just disappears like a fart in the wind. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Could do this on Strike for years…also less fees to load that dirty fiat. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon When? #nevent1q…2tzg npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon You should flip the candy as you walk out screaming, “NO KINGS….NO KING SIZED CANDYBARS!!!” npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon It’s what CODE craves! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Ever ask yourself if Nostr can run Doom? Ever answer your own question 8 minutes later? @rakoo did. This is why we #nostr #nevent1q…yc5g npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Movie documented the rise of Crocs, politics in general, and Upgrayedd. https://blossom.primal.net/ee9a81d475e2885c50bc9e6a04ea03b40ef485426b80dde494a6fe668ec0904f.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon It’s never gonna work! https://blossom.primal.net/7a8a74e619629d73076e8ff1c4782759cff847f1329fb37b4fadc727dd7f297a.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon WHAT is this??? Nuance??? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon So you don’t have free will? Also, how does God decide who to invite or exclude from this table? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Last I checked religion is dead in Europe. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon If you aren’t getting zapped you also aren’t zapping…then what ARE you doing on Nostr? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Serial port printer? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon The good friends that died and went to Valhalla for our pleasure. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Just another day in the year 2026! Everything and nothing ever changes. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Time for some cheap sats!!! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Yep. Exposing who you truly are. https://media.tenor.com/ztuFS3-nMvwAAAAC/danarco-insane.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Did anyone study WHERE that word came from? Seems like it might be important if one claims they only use the Bible. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Feel better and hug those kids! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Congratulations! Now getting out the door takes EVEN longer!!! So excited for y’all! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon She’s better than the .1% of Wall Street….of COURSE she’s the best at the prediction market! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Anyone willing to pay $33.33 for a kids book would pay 80.08 for a pair! https://fountain.fm/episode/LuVZoJiMtICudL2gWcCQ #nevent1q…tk3u npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon You mean it wasn’t a documentary? https://media.tenor.com/j2QICkaZO4QAAAAC/idiocracy-movie-idiocracy.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon There will be signs. #nevent1q…mh9t npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon You also might pray that if God doesn’t turn their heart that He might turn their ankle so that we might know them by their limp. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon This has to be fake…no HDMI port? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon We all know where this is going right??? Please 58k; think of the MEMEs! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Thought that was a few days ago…I also thought people are supposed to pray for their leaders….like even if you didn’t like them. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Walker don’t let @nprofile…3cx0 off that easy! That maplelover needs to drop the legacy controlled systems for Nostr. Did you ever get that node running? 😂😁 Nice episode gentlemen. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Come on now…today’s Nostr is WAY better than 3 years ago! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Naw man, where tf is the printer?!?! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon https://blossom.primal.net/0b4ccf69fff363eccc3bd70c5d589db6941ea5b53aae386898ba8959a12311d5.jpg npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Hey now….isn’t that how Bush Jr got elected? It certainly wasn’t his idea….things just got out of control. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon MAGA - make anchovies great again. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Woot! GL on the adventure! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Least you got your sats back…all I can say is the quality is worth it. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon I misread mercy for money; was like why would I need to ask for money in all the languages when I got Bitcoin? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Just flip it upside down and you’ve fixed it. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Throw in some moth balls and you got yourself a party! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Clarifying descriptor. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Just keep it away from your dogs and cats. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Sounds like you got a whole network here you can tap into…or just focus on your passion and work harder than everyone to make it a reality. GL fren! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Did you tell her you were rescuing Vader? https://media.tenor.com/JhIrE0pvmXYAAAAC/i-hate-sand.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon I heard the weather is nice…so long as there isn’t a fire, mud slide, or earthquake. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Imagine looking into a 1,000,000,000x rifle scope but the target is 1 inch away. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Nice but I was thinking the Portable Pizza Pouch. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Reminds me of the pizza necklace! https://media.tenor.com/BQca6Q030MIAAAAC/you-could-become-a-very-wealthy-man-neil-degrasse-tyson.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon I see, hope he’s just taking a break and enjoying some well deserved time off. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon It may be true? Isn’t truth all that matters? I looked it up and the internet told me so…I think my math is correct. Sure the Don is disingenuous but I don’t care what any politician thinks. The meme is factually wrong. I don’t know a single person that wouldn’t be happy with turning 10k to 600+k in 9 years. It doesn’t matter if you love or hate him. When in doubt; zoom out. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Isn’t he still doing Infinite Tech every Wednesday? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Every man should learn to play 3 games: 1) Chess - it’s the game of kings. 2) Texas hold’em - the only game I know where it’s illegal to tell the truth. 3) Golf - you learn more about yourself and others watching how they play. Anger, overjoyed, do they risk going for it every time content to lay up? Do they take mulligans or foot wedges? Do they count every putt? Do they have to gamble to have fun? Drink too much or flirt with the snack girl? Do they tip or mistreat their caddy? Sooo much info in a 4 hour game. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Trump took office January 17th, 2017…you’d have over 10 Bitcoin if you HODL all of 9 years you’d have over half a million cluck bucks. #nevent1q…8tvr npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Took a risk only seeing the first 10 seconds and instantly sharing with the wife. Brutal and honest and worth the full 2:21 watch. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Can anyone tell me how many M coins there are or do I just have to trust the code? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Window to the Wall? https://media.tenor.com/6OOsti7wFHgAAAAC/sandra-bullock-all-skeet.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon https://media.tenor.com/qRTAu8DCLi0AAAAC/simple-jack-kerry-clay.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Love this! https://media.tenor.com/D2CEvPkPxLMAAAAC/eating-crab-eric-cartman.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon You’ve influenced my wine selection… https://media.tenor.com/pmiilH82jugAAAAC/wine-pouring-wine.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon I purchased the ‘mega savior pack’ from the Left Behind Supply Company and I couldn’t be more pleased. While I’m assured of personal salvation, what about my friends and family that chose the wrong faith or denomination? The pack includes ’thoughts and prayers’ cards that you can personalize for those left behind while you are in eternal bliss. I opted for the mega pack as it also comes with a beautifuly designed Arma Christi 4 barrel 20 gauge shotgun with the capacity to carry 24 shells. Truly and amazing product and soul saving service. https://fountain.fm/episode/PGu979CE5EDEbQTPLIyw #nevent1q…9lly npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Just wait til you have a 2nd! Being a Dad gets even better. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Reminder to all hunters preparing for a lovely romantic night; it’s nine months til November so plan accordingly. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Are you writing this as the mother that is in need of fucking? Or the guy keeping the other motherfuckers away from your women? npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Roses are red, Violets are blue, This note is romantic, Do you want to bang? Just realized your note said dinner not letter. I’m dyslexic and was trying to help. Good luck with the meal! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Short term holding…I would guess <6 months but idk. Good question! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Do Klingon children sleep in??? Do you accept trades? Asking for a friend…. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Fingers crossed 🤞 😂 👍 npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon 🤡 🌎 npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon https://blossom.primal.net/c269c9b2abb2f916110eba4a26d2914d3693153bac9f74197a5a3d72e93fbe4b.jpg npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon No but I’ll puff puff pass… https://media.tenor.com/cIUjlvgnFRgAAAAC/dog-snoop.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon We can do it 58k, 44k, or 33k! Those are rookie numbers. We need more fear! https://media.tenor.com/5GExofZlMUYAAAAC/kylo-ren-more.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Happy Birthday - may this one be the best one yet! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon GM! https://blossom.primal.net/5565a6eda5d469c7325dc11fe1939488021c346abc4aa35bfcc69e7e03a30ea9.jpg npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Got to drive one - that’s a fun car! npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Sounds like a beast! Had to get a used vehicle so most of the miles weren’t mine but the next 100k will be epic. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Few are worthy but some hodl on. https://media.tenor.com/WtWRN2iEGGcAAAAC/josephine-mcadam-escape.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon My kids last night at the dinner table. https://media.tenor.com/34wB06NT6qYAAAAC/ihyd-i-hate-your-deck.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon That’s why I picked that one. It’s one hell of an algo that I’ve never seen on those other social networks. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Boys, my vehicle just hit the 100k miles! https://media.tenor.com/vdblqzpXn-AAAAAC/all-right-ford-vs-ferrari.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon But it’s still a better algo then Twitter! https://media.tenor.com/r3ZcN32nHj0AAAAC/fortune-algorithm.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon I always figured it was about 2% feds, 8% people, and 90% bots. Now I’m not so sure it isn’t 99% bots. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon https://media.tenor.com/1G-dr_oR8a8AAAAC/robin-hood-disney-robin.gif npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon Lay off the dopamine hits and chill. This place takes more work but is way more useful than 20 second videos and attention whores. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon I’m still years away from buying underwear and socks so ‘hope’ for sure. npub1uspv6x82wyga2m6w4tnxr9e220ntg00dttfchsn8e8npw58veh5s9meevk Zordon So that’s how he lost his Bitcoin?!?! Spent it all on a yacht and forgot to plug the transom drain!