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2026-03-04 23:44:05 UTC

google asking for my age like they dont have all of my credit card info, 3 previous addresses, phone contacts, employment records, past tax documents, and 15 years of browsing history

2026-02-26 03:02:29 UTC

been listening to primus lately

2026-02-05 05:59:07 UTC

Dick Pick, inventor of Pick OS

2026-01-15 23:51:39 UTC

tfw no *** ******** *** to ****** ********** ** *** ***** while ************ ******* *** *******, ******* **** ***** *** *** ******* *** **** ** ****

2025-12-25 14:31:14 UTC

Merry Christmas!

2025-07-12 19:59:24 UTC

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Death Stranding 1 had the unfortunate role of "brand new series" and "followup to MGS V and PT". All the common criticisms are still valid but damn that's rough. 2 doesn't have this problem and feels a lot less tense just enjoying more of a good thing, and confident in its identity. Loads of MGS-isms, love to see it

2025-07-12 19:50:41 UTC

Death Stranding 2 was extremely fun. Very MGS4 coded. Characters get a lot more slice-of-life screentime and the tone isn't too serious. Beyond that, it's all the same as the first game, slightly improved. A lot of optional stuff I haven't done yet too, wouldn't mind going back for more.

2025-07-12 17:44:35 UTC

finished death stranding 2
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/85/bc/c1/85bcc1bc057507bee19ce0612b45d4b461a0886d4fafcf93ee26095ded943a9a.png?name=d5MfiCOMvo0nAw.png

2025-07-11 23:30:30 UTC

first date with the alien went well. it asked to see earth's greatest pleasures so i gave it weed and a red bull

2025-07-08 20:57:39 UTC

everything gets worse always

2025-07-07 20:10:50 UTC

the hand dryer enthusiast community is wild btw

2025-07-07 16:53:43 UTC

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@nprofile…46gc is this like "50% of gamers are female" sort of stats or are they actually watching weebshit

2025-07-07 16:50:41 UTC

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@nprofile…csx6 @nprofile…hmru nope, its already over, the goofy drama with an obtuse unoriginal message will never be topped for the next 75 years

2025-07-07 16:23:28 UTC

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@nprofile…yxx4 sign to sign off and get some work done

2025-07-07 16:16:05 UTC

i thought about not posting that

2025-07-07 16:15:34 UTC

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@nprofile…3vcy i cum in my belly button and let it dry out in there and scrape off a little bit whenever i need a snack

2025-07-07 16:12:12 UTC

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@nprofile…9328 @nprofile…dxfh oh thats me
i hold no real opinions but always take the opposite side and push people to be admit more extreme takes
i have no friends and my family only tolerates me

2025-07-07 14:23:55 UTC

crazy that epstein really did kill himself and never kept any records. thoughts and prayers for him and all the poor politicians and CEOs defamed by this completely fake list. i for one am glad weve finally got a resolution to this whole mess and we can just put it behind us, like it never happened. forgive and forget!

2025-07-06 20:53:15 UTC

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@nprofile…csx6 @nprofile…rzgp he whipped that shit out like he practiced it

2025-07-06 20:52:30 UTC

Snake, that's Femboy Footjob, one of the leading members of the Ram Ranch Battalion. The RRB was founded back in the aftermath of the Columbine massacre, though it wasn't originally named that.

2025-07-06 18:53:38 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru this is my bean no body else eat
this is my bean no body else eat
this black bean of mine
glory be to john

2025-07-06 18:46:44 UTC

this is every bean

2025-07-06 18:19:59 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru @nprofile…nvm8 @nprofile…w3qa B-but I just "charge" my car...
todays mixed-up teens

2025-07-06 18:03:26 UTC

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@nprofile…46gc i love funny drum dodon

2025-07-06 17:50:14 UTC

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@nprofile…vqa8 the vibe of when it was still relevant and computers were used for more than just a browser

2025-07-06 17:36:55 UTC

software piracy was so cool

2025-07-06 17:12:54 UTC

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@nprofile…zn5x transition to bad bitch mood

2025-07-06 17:03:31 UTC

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@nprofile…w8cy already wearing the lightest shortest shorts i have

2025-07-06 16:57:25 UTC

ive done everything i need to do til about 8pm time to go crazy

2025-07-06 16:14:21 UTC

im flattered, but im just not sure if im ready to start a relationship with another lithium battery right now

2025-07-06 12:23:03 UTC

good morning beautiful people only

2025-07-06 02:07:38 UTC

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@nprofile…ykya delicious frosted bread treat

2025-07-06 02:03:59 UTC

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@nprofile…hnev @nprofile…w3qa he always had the right idea
https://youtu.be/n7k4GQSGvx8?t=160

2025-07-06 01:05:48 UTC

just do whatever

2025-07-05 23:50:30 UTC

idk if i just need motivation or something much stronger

2025-07-05 22:51:16 UTC

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@nprofile…m06r cheesecake bros how will we recover.....

2025-07-05 22:43:09 UTC

i need a vacation

2025-07-05 22:29:27 UTC

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@nprofile…x4py i barely know they

2025-07-05 22:20:11 UTC

twink haircut

2025-07-05 19:31:39 UTC

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@nprofile…dxfh monday tomorrow

2025-07-05 16:11:00 UTC

streaming Death Stranding 2
https://www.twitch.tv/worldwidewhy

2025-07-05 15:56:25 UTC

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@nprofile…s07u free citizenship hack if you point out theyre wrong you get to trade citizenship

2025-07-05 14:14:52 UTC

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@nprofile…s07u they call me the traveling sales man

2025-07-05 14:11:43 UTC

You should be able to solve this:
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/3c/65/e3/3c65e3fdd77475e718b0e81f8ca648e9b5e54c816e04b4822156f12ef06b3447.jpeg?name=fZhz6UVB1x4CCA.jpeg

2025-07-05 13:52:31 UTC

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@nprofile…46gc thats how i felt after i finished my Friday the 13th marathon

2025-07-05 13:51:17 UTC

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@nprofile…muvh i torrent a bunch of shit on my home server. im not in any private trackers so the only torrents with good seeders are usually compressed to 2gb at 1080p. thats good enough, but also i do like better quality for things i really enjoy, i want proper surround sound and HDR. the $20 entry fee is a lot for every random movie, but cheap for a film i know i love and will rewatch a thousand times.
and i know youre just fossposting, the DRM situation is awful i just kinda dont care

2025-07-05 13:39:15 UTC

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@nprofile…46gc getting on your knees to juggle discs is so old school, buy the sony blu ray carousel for ps5 only $699.99

2025-07-05 13:35:40 UTC

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but does this matter? in 2005 it was still important that you could use your device to play movies. blu rays nowadays are a more hobbyist special thing. the former dvd crowd is now happy with the software that comes with the tv, and dont have multiple boxes of electronics in the cabinet underneath (unless its an old setup).
game consoles used to be one of those boxes, but now theyre something different

2025-07-05 13:26:16 UTC

playing blu rays on ps5 is a splendid experience vs on xbox.
you have to download a movie player app, which works well but has really low ratings, and the system doesnt read the disc's title to the home screen. im pretty sure it also sleeps the controller while the movie is playing, so you have to wait 5 seconds before you can pause it.
on ps5 it has none of these issues, you just pop it in and it says "ah yes blade runner final cut 4k hdr heres your movie" and everything just works.

2025-07-05 13:19:30 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru damn that makes me almost wish i were german

2025-07-05 03:54:51 UTC

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@nprofile…pl7n ice cream time!!!

2025-07-05 03:53:28 UTC

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@nprofile…s07u oh shit its the guy from law and order

2025-07-05 02:41:25 UTC

i sure hope the fire works

2025-07-05 01:10:10 UTC

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@nprofile…al36 its literally the most american genre

2025-07-05 01:08:44 UTC

take that out of context if you wish

2025-07-05 01:08:29 UTC

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@nprofile…hl70 my hole is very clean and mostly free of crime

2025-07-05 01:08:10 UTC

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@nprofile…al36 no unc should be deprived his 4th of july cookout thats just unamerican

2025-07-05 00:45:12 UTC

i wanted to record something but my cat started screaming
after he went back to sleep, i sat back down and my next door neighbor started blasting loud rap music
yeah

2025-07-04 23:54:53 UTC

tate mode

2025-07-04 19:48:37 UTC

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@nprofile…azjd back in my day you just picked it up and boom the operator was there
theyre making it harder on purpose because they want to take away those jobs

2025-07-04 19:43:24 UTC

imagine dialing a number when you can just ask the operator to ring up your auntie

2025-07-04 19:36:59 UTC

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@nprofile…azjd @nprofile…t7qq @nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…q54u "erm horseback is still better because in cars you still have to pay attention to the road"

2025-07-04 17:22:25 UTC

alright lets blow stuff up

2025-07-04 15:04:15 UTC

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@nprofile…hl70 dont worry its also available on iOS, Android, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4, Windows, and Xbox One

2025-07-04 14:15:35 UTC

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@nprofile…hl70 check out the hit 2010 puzzle adventure game Ghost Trick for more information

2025-07-04 13:50:04 UTC

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@nprofile…hl70 catch me in 1776 with my arms crossed mumbling "nope its a nothingburger"

2025-07-04 13:47:32 UTC

"i took the liberty of-"
YOU TOOK MY WHAT????

2025-07-04 02:28:01 UTC

i walked into the steam sale and said "nah dont want any of these other games just give me steins gate"

2025-07-04 01:16:31 UTC

quick jarvis, tell me the what languages lack the future perfect tense

2025-07-04 01:01:21 UTC

always a vibe to see a "i didnt mean anything by it, no ill will to the guy i really respect him a lot" video while scrolling absolutely VILE remarks in the comments section

2025-07-04 00:57:05 UTC

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@nprofile…hl70 looks 20 to me i just work here

2025-07-04 00:55:02 UTC

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@nprofile…azjd @nprofile…0jv3 @nprofile…lg9g @nprofile…m06r mmmm unheavy metals

2025-07-04 00:49:39 UTC

have we done a study on salary relative to whether you watched mythbusters and/or phineas and ferb as a kid?

2025-07-04 00:37:08 UTC

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@nprofile…8ktj so theyre all blank?

2025-07-04 00:36:46 UTC

THE NINTENDO SHIT CUBE

2025-07-03 23:27:05 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru "i was a bigger fan of her earlier work"
"harry potter?"
"no, retconning all her characters as gay or black for no reason"

2025-07-03 21:33:22 UTC

i realized i was just burning time before i could be off the clock and then i saw that all my coworkers were yellow except the one try hard guy who hates us all anyways
give it one more mouse jiggle and lets go weekend time

2025-07-03 21:11:24 UTC

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@nprofile…al36 @nprofile…28xx @nprofile…tgtt @nprofile…h6f2 including all or archaeology, and all dating methods?

2025-07-03 20:59:42 UTC

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@nprofile…28xx @nprofile…al36 @nprofile…tgtt @nprofile…h6f2 by mistake, exaggeration, or conspiracy? i could see the papacy and other kingdoms lying about being an older institution than they really are, but wouldn't modern historians pick up on that?

2025-07-03 19:54:18 UTC

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@nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…9534 @nprofile…rty5 pirates cant preserve The Crew thats why we need this law

2025-07-03 19:50:35 UTC

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@nprofile…rty5 @nprofile…9534 @nprofile…h6f2 what a silly thing to side note on. all of this has always been about end of life. your solution only makes things messier and wouldnt save games anyways

2025-07-03 19:41:59 UTC

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@nprofile…jclx @nprofile…9534 @nprofile…h6f2 they should make it be a contract
when you go to gamestop the employee should take out a massive scroll and point to 12 places you need to sign in order to complete the purchase
sorta like the form you have to fill out when you buy a gun that says you dont want to kill yourself
that should be on the games purchase contract too except you should have to declare that games are the only thing stopping you from ending it all
and buying games should take away your rights to own guns or take out loans for car, house, etc
please vote for me in the upcoming election i got a plan thatll solve it all

2025-07-03 19:37:56 UTC

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@nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…9534 then use a subscription or free to play model instead of tricking consumers with the same pricing model of products that don't have that problem

2025-07-03 19:31:52 UTC

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@nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…9534 they should do that to offline games and phones and stuff too this shit is a waste of life

2025-07-03 19:29:58 UTC

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@nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…9534 guys look its the one dude who actually reads the EULA

2025-07-03 19:27:35 UTC

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@nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…9534 live service games should be a more expensive risk and not an easy way to fool consumers

2025-07-03 19:06:19 UTC

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@nprofile…hl70 oh sweet thats my favorite

2025-07-03 19:03:44 UTC

i dont wanna be socially competent im just gonna be a lil freak my whole life

2025-07-03 18:43:23 UTC

espresso friends

2025-07-03 17:10:08 UTC

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@nprofile…4jva the box already has a big ugly "requires download" label on it, just like some switch 1 games did. im not sure how more labeling will turn away people who make these dumb purchasing decisions in the first place.
and the labeling laws wont even take effect in the US, so we'll just see these games go digital-only in EU. the whole point of key cards is to kill physical releases anyways

2025-07-03 16:53:08 UTC

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@nprofile…m06r @nprofile…0jv3 @nprofile…lg9g mm yummy rice

2025-07-03 16:52:07 UTC

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@nprofile…m06r @nprofile…0jv3 @nprofile…lg9g nah it was already sitting in the washer for like 5 hours and you cant turn these things off, so any electrical damage was already done. drying them out faster wouldnt help

2025-07-03 16:25:09 UTC

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@nprofile…4jva SKG has very little to do with distribution methods, and doesn't aim to compel companies to keep storefront servers on indefinitely, nor forcing everything to be DRM free binaries.
remember, physical xbox 360 copies of The Crew existed and contained a game on disc, but are now unplayable because the server is down. your physical game purchases are just as unsafe as digital purchases.

2025-07-03 16:02:43 UTC

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@nprofile…0jv3 @nprofile…lg9g ive already let them dry out, its damage to the speaker not any of the electronics

2025-07-03 15:34:24 UTC

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@nprofile…lg9g yeah but the right one has a buzz on mid-high freqs

2025-07-03 15:31:56 UTC

accidentally washed my airpods i hate technology now

2025-07-03 14:40:18 UTC

happy friday everyone

2025-07-03 13:50:25 UTC

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@nprofile…r70d
>smaller number of large teams
oh yeah because thats how you make good games quickly

2025-07-03 02:52:23 UTC

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@nprofile…jhx6 then how do you get your daily 2 pound stack of paper trash delivered

2025-07-03 02:44:59 UTC

my favorite ad on tv is the one where they say my full name and address does anyone else get that one its pretty funny