joncrisp
Jon

fCFO & Entrepreneur

Owner of [email protected]

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nprofile1qqsx26nwl25k68vs8l6kms7x5racpl8zaawk34864ql2trgjas9azrspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsw95r87

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2026-03-21 04:41:32 UTC

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Not currently, I have to physically be there to accept a transaction so I don’t really advertise it since I’m not always there. Need to fix that lol
I’m ngl, the rebrand is a must for MOE in my opinion. I couldn’t care less what we call either as long as one of them get called bitcoin, but the decimals gotta go. We need whole numbers.

2026-03-17 00:34:02 UTC

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The FIRST bitcoin transaction at my coffee shop. I used Square to receive and the payer used Cashapp.
Thanks @nprofile…vru5 for providing easy UI experience all around.
#mediumofexchange
https://blossom.primal.net/e471a1b3356cd610523e8bd51123a020c9f1b0896c37229200f106024ecfa5e8.jpg
#nevent1q…0zrr

2026-03-01 18:43:23 UTC

If a child does something but the parents isn’t there to watch it, did the child actually do anything?

2026-02-19 20:28:00 UTC

I walk around my coffee shop with this. Time to hide in plain sight!
https://blossom.primal.net/d8fb1fa24ed7622de29b6d171ac117adf3c4337908e8ce7c19bc4facb84d021e.jpg

2026-02-08 05:29:57 UTC

Anyone else enjoy down times in bitcoin more than ATH?
Idk what it is, just feels calmer and more purposeful.
Makes me hopeful for a day I can stop thinking about the value of my money and just earn, spend, and save based on my personal proof of work.
I think I’m just ready for Bitcoin to no longer have a price.

2026-01-29 21:09:43 UTC

I’ve heard of slippage on exchanges & atm’s . . . But DAMN
https://blossom.primal.net/a2f3ec30b95f652bdda84443267074624a09b60a2e1427d5de73bbafbe5ddf73.jpg

2026-01-22 01:15:19 UTC

Who’s trying to use bitchat this weekend in Texas when the cell towers go down?

2026-01-14 04:24:29 UTC

Really appreciate Nostr for not restricting earnings payouts.
Lost out on sats today because I can’t convert until the 18th 😑
https://blossom.primal.net/def7039e5b2f077a59f60b63d9aa9ab0ee8a9f6e35dfa79629bc363e72cd08ed.png

2026-01-10 03:51:02 UTC

Is there a better nostr client than primal for videos? I have a 14 second video that won’t upload after waiting 10 minutes.

2026-01-04 23:17:47 UTC

Time for some proof of work at Front Porch Coffee Company!
https://blossom.primal.net/12477a0ee9040b69d6b6757f998bb93097dbfe7faca6f934809753b9e5bea0ac.mov

2026-01-04 02:42:48 UTC

Pretty baller Christmas present from my no-coiner brother.
I know I’m going to wait to light it. Question is should I wait until 500k or 1MM per coin?
https://blossom.primal.net/ed756203cf49cc4a048efcc0d713830fb4a593fdbd5b740b1561cd4a3abe73af.jpg

2026-01-04 02:40:37 UTC

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Just joined!

2025-12-28 04:46:27 UTC

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Deep in the fiat mines the past few months! No complaints, I enjoy the work but it has taken me off Nostr a bit.
How about you?

2025-12-28 03:26:40 UTC

Made the mistake of listening to @nprofile…zq25 before a family Christmas gathering
I’m sure you can imagine how the conversation with a family member about the federal reserve went 😑
https://youtu.be/El-HPVinwIs?si=3ZTC2sKi5eaHc0NZ

2025-12-17 01:55:26 UTC

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The people have spoken:
https://blossom.primal.net/98950f784d6d4bd8c748b33c680060c55b105fa3eaccd6cc6562431898cff2e4.jpg
#nevent1q…ls9h

2025-12-13 00:02:05 UTC

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And the rabbit hole begins
https://blossom.primal.net/3bb52d8c2be4a0d268c02319ad85a8e8b05b323239aee3b6fe64e31f01c3e205.jpg
#nevent1q…2ycq

2025-12-12 20:59:12 UTC

Taking my coffee shop kitchen off the seed oil standard to tallow. Anyone know where I can get wholesale food grade tallow? I’m estimating 2 gallons a month.
@nprofile…l85y @nprofile…mq4n any help?

2025-12-11 22:57:54 UTC

Square integration has really made these conversations with business owners a total softball at this point
https://blossom.primal.net/e00943060e2d9cc7152f544d162f874d27b0179ed4a5daf9b6413ec9fae1802a.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/d4ad7f43853c799b599b7bc84db73c59836df7ea7feeb2d4750c8f25288765bc.jpg

2025-12-03 23:43:48 UTC

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I have, it’s awesome!
Unfortunately, I only need heat 3 months a year. But that’s a dope operation

2025-12-03 23:42:58 UTC

Tradfi Financial advisor friend at Merrill said effective Jan 1 ‘26 they’re completely dropping client net worth qualifications for Bitcoin ETF exposure from $1MM to zero and they are now recommending 1-3% allocation.
Original client qualifications was $10MM just 12 months ago . . .

2025-12-03 06:34:10 UTC

Paid a vendor in on chain bitcoin because debit card fraud prevention was bouncing my transaction.
Happened twice and all I said on the call was, “We wouldn’t have this problem if I were paying you in Bitcoin.”

2025-12-01 06:20:15 UTC

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14 is small? Feel like the ancillary costs are going to be high on the instal for that

2025-12-01 06:19:35 UTC

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.20kwh is adjusted for additional delivery costs. Actual contract price is 0.099kwh

2025-11-27 01:33:06 UTC

I appreciate the Thanksgiving micro pump to help us all out at tomorrow’s meal time convo’s with family

2025-11-26 00:13:14 UTC

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No idea, never bought one

2025-11-25 05:44:19 UTC

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ChatGPT estimated my current BTU is 150,000 with the gas heater I have. Most likely would be adding miners to get a base BTU and keep the gas thermostat on to regulate during colder times on demand.

2025-11-25 02:40:40 UTC

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I heat it currently with a gas heater.
Your thoughts are why I’m interested. More than happy to pay the same costs to mine as I am paying in gas. Even better if I save money.

2025-11-25 02:19:45 UTC

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With all ancillary costs estimated in, ChatGPT was saying $25k for 10 miners along with the setup costs like potential electric capacity upgrades. This greenhouse is apart of my flower shop @nprofile…nzhn . Off the top of my head I don’t remember box capacity.
Black pool wouldn’t work in sub freezing temp right? Primary heating time would be in that time of year. I’m in the middle of my town so unsure on geo thermal limitations.

2025-11-25 02:15:58 UTC

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Makes bitaxe army feel much more real 😂

2025-11-25 02:15:09 UTC

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#asknostr #mining
#nevent1q…39z3

2025-11-25 02:14:33 UTC

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https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsqvt8rmqs74kmrg6qtda9rq5ptexy5velq7msfwnpudurfuy5raeg9dskx4

2025-11-25 02:14:00 UTC

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I’m not as worried about setting up the miner as I am other considerations like: miner optimization for max heat not max hashing, environmental concerns like greenhouse humidity and air quality, and then actual heat output per miner vs gas unit

2025-11-25 02:12:12 UTC

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Base cost is 0.099/kwh but after delivery charges my last bill was almost .20/kwh

2025-11-25 02:09:03 UTC

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I’d be more than happy to net the same (or even less) dollars heating via mining vs paying the gas company.

2025-11-25 02:08:01 UTC

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Already did that. Looks like I’d need ≈20 miners to replace gas heating. Most likely using the miners as constant heat with back up current gas heater is probably most efficient set up.

2025-11-25 00:07:38 UTC

Can someone help me set up & recommend bitcoin miners in my 1800sqft greenhouse? I pay over $1k a month to heat it in winter months and I want the heat.
My technical expertise ends at running a node.
I have potential applications in an industrial building I need heated as well.

2025-11-20 03:14:29 UTC

ChatGPT has gotten noticeably worse over the last 30 days

2025-11-16 22:13:52 UTC

@nprofile…yary is there a square merchant map, not just bitcoin enabled?
I’ll be able to find all the square merchants in my town a lot faster if I don’t have to visit all of them 😉

2025-11-15 18:21:07 UTC

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What’s your biggest surprise in the landscape of bitcoin adoption in 2025?
I didn’t think we’d have ___ this soon

2025-11-15 18:19:07 UTC

Make sure when you ask a merchant (politely) if they accept bitcoin, the correct way to ask is in a very confused voice, “Y’all don’t accept bitcoin yet? You can do it from Square.”

2025-11-15 16:17:17 UTC

I’m traveling this weekend and I find myself checking the cashapp map constantly looking for ways to spend sats in different cities

2025-11-14 07:03:39 UTC

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I’m out of cash for the next couple of weeks so I’d expect some continued dips and then a rally about the time I get more cash.

2025-11-14 05:03:16 UTC

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What did I tell you guys!
#nevent1q…77mz

2025-11-11 22:35:38 UTC

Coffee and flowers available for sats in Abilene, TX!
Thanks @npub1sg6…f63m
https://blossom.primal.net/4679facd67878826d62ca1e9ff2cfac0b2da3407f8186aa2f1d87d70471508bd.jpg

2025-11-11 19:43:31 UTC

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Got setup on Square for Front Porch Coffee.
Currently going to have to switch between current POS and Square to process, but it’s a start!
https://blossom.primal.net/bec75a8c482093eb77b6118d9d5e5f9c911e6fdda8a7905c9b7a5575cfa6d840.mov
#nevent1q…9vte

2025-11-11 04:17:18 UTC

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My Flower shop is (literally) on the map!
Coffee shop coming soon :)
#nevent1q…drah

2025-11-10 02:24:49 UTC

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Bored at $106k, what a blessing
#nevent1q…z5tl

2025-11-08 03:25:22 UTC

My close friends know I’m a bitcoiner.
Just got this text, “What do you know/think of XRP?”

2025-11-08 02:57:39 UTC

Someone please tell me that customers acting like entitled pricks is a fiat symptom so I can hope for a day it gets better

2025-11-05 20:25:31 UTC

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Don’t get fooled, I unloaded a clip yesterday. Bull trap incoming
#nevent1q…74ez

2025-11-05 04:58:58 UTC

Just fired some dry powder . . . so for those of you wondering if we’re done with downside just wanted to give a heads up that we’re going down more here pretty quick.

2025-11-04 14:48:06 UTC

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Bored at $104k, what a blessing
#nevent1q…x69j

2025-11-03 05:36:29 UTC

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Is that advertised that way or is that an assumption?

2025-11-03 05:12:24 UTC

Someone smarter than me tell me the catch with @npub15ax…c7af ‘s 5% borrowing rate.
Can’t help but feel like there’s something I’m missing

2025-11-03 05:11:07 UTC

Stacked 35k sats last month thanks to @nprofile…0a7r ‘s interest savings account paid in BTC.
Thanks @npub139n…kwf4

2025-10-20 17:53:23 UTC

I can’t approve a bank ACH because the MFA app my bank requires uses AWS . . .

2025-10-17 23:47:41 UTC

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1) It’s just a joke
2) Thank you sir!

2025-10-17 23:34:56 UTC

No one told my grill that it’s a bear market
https://blossom.primal.net/aacbeb70e9c3fc1bf865143a0bc019364f9403a8372b4c286bf785d917506f38.jpg

2025-10-16 20:25:37 UTC

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Thanks for the ammo @npub1sg6…f63m
#nevent1q…qqj9

2025-10-16 20:23:42 UTC

On support chat with Stripe payment processor:
https://blossom.primal.net/59dafeede0e97f35710f844b34ac228e3e22a1411274146c9702134a28b902de.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/797b7544a01073ad0b583744049bb4635d86011bc78e86bf8a05713c08141d29.gif

2025-10-16 16:06:47 UTC

GM from Front Porch Coffee Company!
Featuring our Honeysuckle latte:
https://blossom.primal.net/27273aa2ea96e2c48ad99ee8532e2c79f7698d84b144ca491089b4fe85d3c61f.jpg

2025-10-13 20:43:21 UTC

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Challenge accepted

2025-10-13 01:23:20 UTC

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My current best idea is a framed printout of the whitepaper, doesn’t stick out too bad but very obvious if you know what you’re looking at

2025-10-13 00:41:43 UTC

Someone point me in the direction of some bitcoin art that is extremely subtle / unrealizable to people not in the know.
I want to display it in my coffee shop.

2025-10-11 21:09:21 UTC

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Bored at $109k, what a blessing
#nevent1q…0zjw

2025-10-10 20:57:16 UTC

I want to live in a world where I can run my businesses without a bank and without profitability drawbacks from doing so, if I so choose.

2025-10-08 00:47:24 UTC

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Interesting. I’ve only done 4 of these fasts and I’ve broken them all pretty terribly so I like that advice

2025-10-08 00:15:05 UTC

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Any suggestions on fast breaking?
Thinking some bone broth for breakfast and then a couple of eggs for lunch and finish off the day with some tilapia and avocado.
#nevent1q…7sg2

2025-10-06 23:33:58 UTC

Started a 72 hour fast last night.
Can’t let an ATH make me relax!

2025-10-06 17:31:17 UTC

1. Rally for ants
2. CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHERRRR

2025-10-06 03:12:15 UTC

I have to stop telling my wife about ATH’s because she wants to buy a bigger house and sats would have hit the chopping block to do it 😬

2025-10-05 02:18:16 UTC

Am I stacking hard enough yet?
https://blossom.primal.net/a7a07350ace66d1a643dee21a2bf38bfb9087bd414466219e2b4ab198f078c0f.jpg

2025-10-03 00:13:24 UTC

Nothing is more infuriating than business operating checking accounts that have to be fiat.
So. Much. Fiat.

2025-09-29 01:06:04 UTC

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Margs are solid too

2025-09-28 15:46:39 UTC

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@npub1nm7…avp3

2025-09-27 18:40:59 UTC

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Freedom money > NGU
Follow my friend @nprofile…8sfk !
Special thanks to @nprofile…lgzr @nprofile…fpyv and @nprofile…asul for the heavy assist via
https://youtu.be/QHs2jEqCT2Q?si=VYOks92AOq4GmM--
#orangepill #purplepill #Nostr
#nevent1q…27ls

2025-09-27 16:05:47 UTC

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Not when you’re trying to not spend Sats!
https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsd76w40744apj6r936pskvesjk6kph7qgh8s49egmkg0sqz4jpzrsmxwzst

2025-09-26 01:02:15 UTC

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He hasn’t quite embraced the Orange Pill, but he told me today he thinks he’s a libertarian and, “Between how Trump has handled this Epstein thing and the way they made the Charlie memorial a campaign night, I’m out.”
I invited him to Nostr and promised that Nostriches are all capable of talking about things other than Bitcoin :)
#nevent1q…rkqg

2025-09-25 02:04:00 UTC

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Abilene, Texas!

2025-09-25 02:03:36 UTC

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Yessir! Abilene, Texas.

2025-09-25 01:57:12 UTC

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Bored at $112k, what a blessing
#nevent1q…yy66

2025-09-25 01:56:23 UTC

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Still waiting for my first Sat purchase of coffee, I know it’s coming soon!
#nevent1q…wzst

2025-09-24 03:17:06 UTC

I told my young son today that thunder was cloud toots and rain was cloud pee.
I have no regrets.

2025-09-20 00:35:25 UTC

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Thank you sir!

2025-09-20 00:35:07 UTC

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Ngl, I’m IOS and windows and have almost no interest in changing because ease of use is so high

2025-09-19 22:20:42 UTC

Front Porch Coffee Company acquisition is complete as of Monday!
Legal Disclaimer: No Sats were harmed in the making of this deal.
https://blossom.primal.net/1b523d8c72573f0dd14f6afa884271af752d2a86acf15a9a805d763ba8ba2340.jpg

2025-09-19 13:06:23 UTC

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Give me a minute and I’ll post my very similar feelings about accounting 🤦‍♀️

2025-09-16 05:12:38 UTC

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Father of 2

2025-09-16 01:33:15 UTC

Business checkbook took over two weeks to get to me in the mail.
We’re going to look at this age of banking like we look at dialup internet 🤦‍♀️

2025-09-15 03:04:17 UTC

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Tallodorant

2025-09-13 16:16:44 UTC

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Sent that same friend this podcast.
His reply, “1:30 in and I love these silly bitcoiners” followed by, “Make it easy for me to buy bitcoin and I’ll do it today I feel like a dumbass for this but screw it.”
Freedom money > NGU
@nprofile…fyyw @nprofile…gsld @nprofile…nnml @nprofile…3wke
https://youtu.be/QHs2jEqCT2Q?si=CUxnxQMWczw7R5rb
#nevent1q…m7lf

2025-09-13 02:01:43 UTC

NGU has orange pilled none of my friends. Charlie Kirk may have just converted one.

2025-09-08 16:20:37 UTC

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This is something I want to learn about very badly

2025-09-05 21:36:43 UTC

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35 minutes of my life I’ll never get back
#nevent1q…exmx

2025-09-05 19:11:43 UTC

Time to waste another half hour of my life opening a business bank account.
#bitcoinfixesthis

2025-09-05 04:44:09 UTC

A local brewery just switched to beef tallow fries . . . orange pill incoming??
https://blossom.primal.net/5d99cc0975a81a1aa01a02bb4e7ef7aa0b02a2ba2801d0712053475510feffef.jpg

2025-09-05 00:03:19 UTC

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Same round, this time from a traveling doctor, “I bought some bitcoin at 16k and sold it at 50k like an idiot. Now I have a bunch of XRP but I’m not going to sell early like I did Bitcoin last time.”
#nevent1q…rjmp

2025-09-04 23:56:42 UTC

Played golf with a guy from El Salvador today. When asked about bitcoin he said, “I think it’s stupid, no one uses it.”

2025-09-02 17:25:26 UTC

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1792 Coin act said one ounce of gold = $19.39. Even worse than 99%!

2025-09-01 21:38:59 UTC

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Bored at $107k, what a blessing
#nevent1q…zqj3