nimrod

I got too silly.

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2026-04-14 00:01:48 CEST

:wizard_cat:
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2026-04-13 13:24:30 CEST

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2026-04-10 03:12:57 CEST

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2026-03-26 15:52:05 CET

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The only time I read youtube comments is when I'm hoping someone mentions the source of an anime or song that was refenced in the video. And god help me it never is.

2026-03-26 15:43:05 CET

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I'm grateful to Weird Al for making probably the only good comedy movie in the past decade. Weird was so freaking good.

2026-03-26 02:24:09 CET

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I think this is closer to reality,
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2026-03-26 02:01:49 CET

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yeah we have that but the quadrants are all wrong.

2026-03-26 01:10:37 CET

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Does Japan have Amazon two-day shipping? Are there delivery drivers zooming around the archipelago like drug dealers in little cigar boats at 100 miles per hour?

2026-03-25 23:50:38 CET

How to make your own handheld Surface to Air missile system in case any of you fellers are hobbyists.
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2026-03-25 18:06:40 CET

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MadTV was always better than SNL
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2026-03-25 12:02:32 CET

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https://github.com/BryanLunduke/DoesItAgeVerify a list of known distros who have comitted to and to not have age verification.

2026-03-23 20:05:41 CET

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Confucius say tree stand taller when hedges trimmed.

2026-03-23 20:03:03 CET

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My grandma had a similar thing where she was driven crazy because her car played NPR non stop. Unfortunately she was listening to it on purpose.

2026-03-21 01:40:05 CET

@noyoushutthefuckupdad Would you be interested in watching Invasion USA (1985)?
"A one-man army comes to the rescue when the United States are invaded by communists."
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2026-03-07 02:49:11 CET

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I imagined it would have pictures like facebook and every one would know each other. I kind of regret deleting my facebook because it would have let me keep a closer eye on what all my friends and relatives believe. But I wasn't thinking tactically at the time. I was just thinking how much I hated all the retarded shit they were posting.

2026-03-07 02:25:29 CET

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Sounds like a useful tool to know which of your neighbors are hopeless cases.

2026-03-07 01:52:02 CET

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This reminds me of harry potter three which i think we're due to be watching soon.

2026-03-04 20:38:50 CET

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Reading through the wikipedia page this sounds like one of those goofy projects 4chan would do like pokemon clover.

2026-03-03 19:31:24 CET

:cat_wipetear:
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2026-03-03 12:21:24 CET

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My ancestor!

2026-03-02 15:01:33 CET

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I turned off autoplay on youtube forever ago and it stayed off. I would guess you have some sort of anti-cookie or anti-javascript thing enabled so it cant remember your settings.
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2026-02-24 13:26:53 CET

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>this isn't even my final merchandising opportunity

2026-02-19 04:32:21 CET

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2026-02-11 17:19:24 CET

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all events in the universe are unrealized hypotheticals until an ensouled entity interacts with it in some way.

2026-02-10 21:44:54 CET

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2026-02-10 14:01:00 CET

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>You will do a Juggalo music night.
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2026-02-08 01:59:35 CET

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @SPCmovienight How do you feel about watching Cool Runnings on the 15th or 22nd?
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2026-02-07 12:04:21 CET

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2026-02-01 01:57:55 CET

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2026-01-31 10:48:32 CET

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2026-01-28 01:44:46 CET

:eyepop:
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2026-01-27 14:26:50 CET

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2026-01-27 14:19:23 CET

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2026-01-27 14:05:34 CET

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2026-01-25 00:20:17 CET

I know it's true but it still hurts to hear it. :sadge:
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2026-01-24 04:17:43 CET

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It goes well with a nice can of bread
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2026-01-20 05:05:56 CET

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2026-01-16 04:42:10 CET

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Did he obsessively rub anything soft in the last half of the show. I forgot that was a character trait he had.

2026-01-15 03:39:32 CET

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last christmas by Wham!

2026-01-15 03:29:20 CET

It's over. I'll never be able to masturbate again.
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2026-01-14 03:43:41 CET

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have any of these people ever even been accidentally based?

2026-01-10 03:20:33 CET

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Rember these silly water games where you squirt little balls into things?
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2026-01-10 02:30:33 CET

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ball in a cup is a great game. also ring on a stick. kids absolute need non electronic entertainment.

2026-01-10 02:24:06 CET

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Actually they can know what it's like. I think any intelligent gamer dad would raise his kids through a progression of gaming generations as he gets older. It's the right thing to do.

2026-01-08 02:08:46 CET

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2026-01-07 22:04:57 CET

Finally a conspiracy that is cool and fresh and exciting. :blobsoothed:
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2026-01-07 17:53:46 CET

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>ethnomasochism
seeing bbc cuck shit spammed all over reddit/4chan/pornhub has contributed more to me becoming racist than any fbi crime statistic ever could. seeing white girls getting fucked by black guys has always disgusted me on a deep instinctive level.

2026-01-07 17:39:03 CET

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what an absurdly edgy boy captcha system. also after searching for stuff that i actually do like i think this site is worthless trash.
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2026-01-07 14:48:03 CET

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I do not have a cuckold fetish. this upsets me. I hate it.

2026-01-07 14:36:53 CET

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Why doesn't Saria have a fairy?

2026-01-01 18:35:45 CET

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2026-01-01 15:45:18 CET

>my new years resolution is to stop fantasizing about political violence
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2025-12-30 04:42:29 CET

>Hello, Sir. Have you heard the good mews?
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2025-12-28 14:58:59 CET

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Joke? What joke? It doesn't even have any racial slurs.

2025-12-24 18:54:34 CET

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Total "Internet-of-Things" Death
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2025-12-24 15:50:05 CET

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I quite enjoyed season 1. I think in season 2 they call the monster a mind flayer. I thought it looked so cool in that one shot looming over the school and I remember being pretty unsatisfied with how that plot ended up going.
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2025-12-23 22:54:43 CET

@coolboymew
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2025-12-23 16:46:05 CET

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Forgive me dad for I have sinned
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2025-12-23 16:35:49 CET

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I agree. I dont understand how anyone can actually watch their full live streams. they're boring as hell. It has to be parasocial creepiness. the clips are the only thing worth watching for the most part. I liked when pippa did some asmr book readings. She read lovecraft's the color out of space. that's the only time i actually watched a whole thing.

2025-12-23 16:32:01 CET

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based mentis wave is a pippa stan! :chad:

2025-12-22 23:26:32 CET

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Pop some vicodin for the immersion

2025-12-18 13:59:31 CET

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Depends on the time but I would be delighted to have a routine x-files movie night

2025-12-18 13:56:18 CET

Still waiting for this Kino to drop.
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2025-12-17 16:55:23 CET

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Does the average gaming consumer give any shit about the sacred integrity of the human artist? Toon Souls looks fun. I dont care if its made by one guy exploiting ai tools.

2025-12-12 03:43:49 CET

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Most accurate crime drama of all time
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2025-12-11 23:31:19 CET

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2025-12-11 17:13:04 CET

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2025-12-02 15:05:42 CET

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2025-12-02 14:46:26 CET

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2025-11-10 09:12:42 CET

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2025-11-03 18:02:10 CET

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How did the humans manage to fuck in the front seat of a car?

2025-10-20 16:18:20 CEST

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>puroresu
jfc someday japanese people are going to wake up and realize they're just speaking english in a funny accent.

2025-10-06 01:09:05 CEST

@thomasroiloup @noyoushutthefuckupdad I would watch the shit out of a weekly house movie night.
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2025-10-01 14:25:50 CEST

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Get free shipping with Dimetrodon Prime

2025-09-25 21:49:57 CEST

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>racist libertarian
I deleted facebook shortly after becoming libertarian but before becoming a racist libertarian. I wish I hadn't. It would be useful to be able to see what ideological nonsense all my old friends are posting.
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2025-09-25 03:40:16 CEST

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I also think it would be fun to watch the mel gibson movie Conspiracy Theory (1997) sometime. I didnt finish the video to avoid spoilers.
https://youtu.be/hz2Br2VMkEA

2025-09-25 03:12:07 CEST

Snake Eyes (1998) for movie night sometime? @noyoushutthefuckupdad
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2025-09-24 03:35:44 CEST

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Nukitashi?

2025-09-19 21:41:23 CEST

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2025-09-19 14:05:31 CEST

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yes https://www.forbes.com/sites/rebeccasuhrawardi/2023/11/06/ray-ban-stories-a-success-story-of-fashion-meets-tech/
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2025-09-19 13:49:13 CEST

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2025-09-19 01:32:13 CEST

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The Trump admin didnt directly threaten anything either. they just pointed out that spreading misinformation is ground for losing your FCC license and said they would look into it. Then Sinclaire and Nexstar pulled his show. We cant really know for sure if their statements are honest and they were just disgusted themselves by what he said or if it was a response to public outcry, or if it really was federal pressure.

2025-09-17 01:12:45 CEST

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No such thing has existed for 100 years.

2025-09-16 21:35:58 CEST

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Is there some sort of wiki page where I can read up on this megan lore? I dont know anything about it. I just stopped reading his comic because it sucked.

2025-09-16 19:54:02 CEST

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I miss the good old days when I used to read webcomics. I assume Randall Monroe has only gotten more insufferable in the past decade.

2025-09-16 18:11:16 CEST

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Typical predictable MAGA
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2025-09-15 23:49:16 CEST

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>he enjoyed cashing the check
Are you implying he only did it for the money and he didnt think that StH3 was a divinely inspired work of art that the world needed to see?

2025-09-15 23:13:56 CEST

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He seems to be enjoying himself playing doctor robotnik. I think he's doing better now.
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2025-09-15 23:01:00 CEST

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Pretty sure he had a gf/wife who killed herself or OD'd a while back. In his norm macdonald interview he says a bunch of mentally ill california nonsense about not having an ego and there is no such person as "jim carrey." It came across to me that he was struggling a lot.

2025-09-10 07:01:29 CEST

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It's all so angersome.
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2025-09-10 01:01:04 CEST

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2025-09-08 01:02:53 CEST

@noyoushutthefuckupdad Can we watch School Spirit (1985) at some point during spooky month?
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2025-09-04 16:15:08 CEST

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I love how even tepid threats like "kill yourself" are banned on twitter but doing just one layer of abstraction and replying with a gif of a guillotine is fine.

2025-09-03 11:29:46 CEST

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omg he's hasing the cheezburger!

2025-09-01 18:28:37 CEST

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Well, you know me. Occasionally I'll be quirky... 🤯

2025-09-01 18:23:45 CEST

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Isnt moloch supposed to be a cow?

2025-08-25 04:41:45 CEST

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I understand how to turn her into a plane. But how do I turn her back again?