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I can bake 2 of my frens!

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2026-04-11 18:38:33 UTC

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In addition to irritating the state I also like to include the anthelmintic properties of tobacco in my delusional, though theoretically rational, excuses for use..

2026-04-11 17:21:56 UTC

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2026-04-11 16:22:56 UTC

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“there must be something good about smoking considering the government is so anti cigarette… “ I say as I crack open a fresh pack of Pall Malls and revel the sweet smells escaping the cellophane..

2026-04-10 20:12:55 UTC

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2026-04-05 17:28:16 UTC

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2026-04-04 19:42:56 UTC

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2026-04-02 23:11:08 UTC

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2026-04-02 23:10:19 UTC

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2026-03-27 23:31:59 UTC

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I got this stuff from a Turkish grocery store, but haven’t even tried it yet..
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2026-03-27 23:19:37 UTC

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2026-03-27 19:04:20 UTC

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I mean.. maybe he’s reinventing himself?

2026-03-27 17:22:53 UTC

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How’d you determine that he doesn’t take Splenda in his coffee?

2026-03-27 16:48:21 UTC

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there’s a new 42.. I was trying to figure out if it’s our original 42, but he didn’t respond to my determining inquiries..
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2026-03-26 10:39:42 UTC

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2026-03-26 00:44:25 UTC

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2026-03-25 20:22:25 UTC

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2026-03-24 20:22:27 UTC

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2026-03-24 16:10:14 UTC

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maybe he faked his death so everyone would stop looking for him..

2026-03-24 15:13:02 UTC

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2026-03-21 21:50:02 UTC

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2026-03-21 21:37:46 UTC

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2026-03-20 10:51:18 UTC

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are not we all serial defecators? I think the location is more pertinent than the ordered repetition of the act..

2026-03-19 20:22:28 UTC

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2026-03-19 01:02:54 UTC

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although I dress and smell like it, I am not a resident of any trailer park. No offense to the boys, and girls, who might be. Some of those mobile homes are pretty magnificent.

2026-03-19 00:56:29 UTC

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2026-03-19 00:14:15 UTC

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2026-03-16 20:46:13 UTC

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2026-03-16 14:57:49 UTC

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and this one 🤣
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2026-03-16 01:43:28 UTC

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2026-03-16 01:40:05 UTC

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Snow day idea?
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2026-03-15 19:44:36 UTC

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truly stellar advice!

2026-03-14 18:27:24 UTC

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I don’t really want to move though!
I’ll never be able to afford this much land and house again 🤣
The townsfolk are all in a hissy about the way things are going down. The city people were being sneaky and cut back room deals with the data center guys. No public notices. This kinda stuff is likely inevitable wherever you go at some point to some degree..

2026-03-14 18:10:33 UTC

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That’s fallacious. Men don’t install landscape lighting they are equipped with NODs..

2026-03-14 18:01:29 UTC

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I’m getting one of those about a stones throw away from my rural home!

2026-03-12 23:51:25 UTC

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got both, the paddler and paddlee, today 😂

2026-03-12 23:33:28 UTC

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2026-03-12 23:29:22 UTC

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2026-03-12 14:34:55 UTC

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2026-03-11 19:59:24 UTC

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2026-03-10 16:23:38 UTC

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2026-03-10 15:14:01 UTC

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2026-03-08 13:07:21 UTC

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less than an Adobe subscription, no?

2026-03-08 13:00:08 UTC

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The way it should be done..
..maybe if you get a quick vax or post a pro-narrative tweet you’ll be blessed with more tokens?

2026-03-08 12:49:28 UTC

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That wasn’t lost on me. Mr. Powers is in my limited pop reference repertoire, btw.

2026-03-08 12:43:34 UTC

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very progressive. She’s really making a statement

2026-03-08 12:38:37 UTC

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I’ve got this one
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2026-03-08 12:34:40 UTC

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very gen x!

2026-03-08 12:27:53 UTC

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maybe he can gen X one for your message
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2026-03-08 12:13:56 UTC

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My dad got me a similar one a few Christmas’s ago. I’m waiting on the dementia to really set in before re-gifting..
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2026-03-08 11:51:23 UTC

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2026-03-07 11:52:09 UTC

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fastest draw on NAS

2026-03-07 00:19:56 UTC

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2026-03-07 00:17:00 UTC

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2026-03-06 23:57:33 UTC

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that one guy is definitely Murray_N..
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2026-03-04 02:09:46 UTC

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my hand crafted artisanal arts would never be mistaken for some clanktiferous ai gloop.
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2026-03-04 01:45:49 UTC

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2026-03-02 14:25:17 UTC

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Anyone’s Paul.

2026-03-01 18:48:01 UTC

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2026-03-01 18:47:28 UTC

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2026-03-01 16:28:09 UTC

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mine was restricted to 65mph, but full weight down a decent 7% I could pop er in neutral an get er movin’ pretty good..

2026-03-01 14:11:25 UTC

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I was just explaining the pitfalls of vibe baking to my youngest daughter this morning while baking muffins..

2026-03-01 01:46:16 UTC

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you telling me that is not his normal singing voice? Who’s he impersonating then? Who is living in the forest behind my home?

2026-03-01 01:09:43 UTC

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2026-03-01 01:02:58 UTC

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did we watch the same video?

2026-03-01 00:43:04 UTC

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that’s an impression?

2026-02-28 22:58:22 UTC

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pretty sure this guy lives in the forest behind my home.

2026-02-27 21:05:17 UTC

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2026-02-26 22:57:27 UTC

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maybe try a yellow warbler..
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2026-02-26 21:25:39 UTC

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2026-02-24 18:56:49 UTC

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2026-02-23 18:42:54 UTC

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2026-02-23 14:40:02 UTC

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2026-02-23 13:54:00 UTC

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2026-02-20 00:48:10 UTC

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it’s fantastic!
Here’s last year’s for comparison
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2026-02-19 13:54:53 UTC

🚨HAPPY NATIONAL AIRBOAT DAY!🚨
Blessed be ye all on our nation’s most anticipated and highly celebrated day.
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2026-02-12 14:18:35 UTC

Invention of sauce
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2025-11-28 17:46:08 UTC

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Paula Dean’s recipe for cinnamon rolls is pretty good and if you make them from scratch at home you’ll feel better about poisoning yourself!

2025-11-27 18:50:02 UTC

Happy Thanksgiving NAS and everyone else!!
Here’s to one more thanksgiving feast without eating ze bugs!
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2025-11-15 17:22:21 UTC

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new Crumb? I didn’t realize he was still alive 🤣

2025-11-13 00:24:05 UTC

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2025-11-10 00:55:18 UTC

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2025-11-08 00:17:26 UTC

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2025-10-17 16:46:49 UTC

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what’s your argument?
You know, both options in your poll could be true at the same time.. I wager most participants who choose “round” are ultimately thinking “spherical”..

2025-10-14 01:42:59 UTC

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IYKYN..
you should read Mark’s essay while you’re laying around..
https://drsambailey.com/a-farewell-to-virology-expert-edition/
..get well soon :pepe_ok:

2025-10-08 23:52:38 UTC

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I don’t wash my eggs until I use them!!
https://www.theprairiehomestead.com/2011/10/eggs-to-wash-or-not-to-wash.html

2025-10-05 01:15:50 UTC

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bruh, try to find this book. There’s a reason it’s being suppressed.
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2025-10-04 19:00:55 UTC

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2025-10-04 18:55:23 UTC

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2025-10-01 23:57:32 UTC

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are you familiar with the nephilim clown connection theory?
https://youtu.be/P_8Fc66bseM

2025-10-01 01:28:39 UTC

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you want the costume?
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2025-09-29 01:24:39 UTC

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2025-09-29 01:18:47 UTC

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FWIW it’s satire, from The Onion.. 2005.. original isn’t available anymore, but a multitude of sources have debunked it..

2025-09-27 23:24:49 UTC

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they’re everywhere on YouTube
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2025-09-27 13:18:16 UTC

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2025-09-23 23:43:10 UTC

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2025-09-21 11:18:35 UTC

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Winingboat
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