sky-rider of the spaceways

there was a time when having a good laugh with your commie fuck-buddy during a solemn remembrance of the dead would have been political suicide.
but not anymore.

2026-09-11 17:17:59 UTC

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at what point does the world come to the conclusion that iran is just recklessly denying them oil, outside the scope of any conflict with the united states?
around noon on january 20, 2029 I'm guessing?

2026-09-11 17:14:20 UTC

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utah. specifically bryce canyon national park.

2026-09-11 16:21:20 UTC

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what she doesn't know could overflow the grand canyon
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2026-09-11 16:17:51 UTC

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a bit of wax drips onto a smaller candle
it falls over

2026-09-11 16:14:25 UTC

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how does terrain do against a nuclear bomb?

2026-09-11 16:13:09 UTC

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they literally wanted the only black person on the jury to be removed

2026-09-11 16:11:03 UTC

how long until lindsay clancy is in congress?
I'm not even kidding.

2026-09-11 16:09:27 UTC

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2026-09-11 16:05:09 UTC

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2026-09-11 15:51:51 UTC

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this remains the most plausible explanation for my marriage

2026-09-11 15:49:08 UTC

I think the real takeaway from jimmy kimmel's latest bout of faggotry* is how the democrats have gotten used to the broadcast media being the PR wing of their party. yes, it's actually illegal, you fucking retards.
if he were clever - he isn't - after gargling talarico's balls, he would give "equal time" to paxton, but predictably antagonize/slander him.
* - it's Noon-ish ET on Sep 11, in case he's since unleashed a new bout.

2026-09-11 13:42:08 UTC

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YOU DON'T KNOW ME

2026-09-11 02:20:51 UTC

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is kroger out of turkey again?
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2026-09-11 02:15:16 UTC

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agree with what perzackerly?

2026-09-11 00:02:49 UTC

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wait this isn't a WWE promo?
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2026-09-10 17:45:48 UTC

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you are like little baby. this is barely second breakfast.

2026-09-10 17:43:25 UTC

do everyday germans indulge the transgender faggotry?
how about the dutch?
these are cultures I often consider to be very literal and matter of fact. have the deluded themselves and thrown the baby out with the bath water because EU politics demand it?

2026-09-10 16:25:00 UTC

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so he made it then?

2026-09-10 16:04:16 UTC

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oh, suzy and her eyebrows
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2026-09-10 12:05:59 UTC

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there wasn't enough "orange man bad" vomit? we need to get it from an AI now?

2026-09-09 21:38:14 UTC

this new PC really hasn't improved my fedi experience

2026-09-09 20:27:09 UTC

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what the fuck is that one on the bottom

2026-09-09 20:11:43 UTC

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I can’t stop you from being irresponsible, I can only point it out.
all the best.
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2026-09-09 19:34:19 UTC

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2026-09-09 19:22:35 UTC

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I've been summoned and my wife hasn't. I mean, if we're doing anecdotes.
this stuff simply has to be auditable, FOIA-able, etc. it doesn't have the allure, nor the opportunities for obfuscation, offered by rigging an election.
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2026-09-09 19:19:58 UTC

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meh. you're blocking recklessly. there's a happy medium somewhere between whack-a-mole of individual IPs and whatever it is you're doing.
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2026-09-09 18:48:23 UTC

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so wouldn't your - [email protected] - and @npub1fv3…lysn 's similar/adjacent hypotheses play out in voir dire? changing the goal from "fair and open minded" to "easily manipulated" is plausibly deniable.
as opposed to, say, unconstitutional practices in sending the summons(es?) - sooner or later, someone would blow the whistle.

2026-09-09 18:07:54 UTC

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you had me in the first half, not gonna lie

2026-09-09 18:07:03 UTC

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why would the state want mostly women? I would think that if their goal were lawlessness, their ideal jury would vary wildly depending on the circumstances of the case.
I'm sorry but an assertion like that requires more evidence than "my friend's wife gets called and I don't."
no one calls me for political polls, but I believe many statistically sound ones exist.
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2026-09-09 18:04:18 UTC

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who built it?

2026-09-09 18:03:35 UTC

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who is "they"? I think I understand what you're saying, but it would require a LOT of obfuscation for "they" to achieve that, not to mention open them up to a metric fuckton of challenges if it were to be revealed. the jury pool is at least supposed to start as a representative cross section of the community. and for loony massachusetts, it probably did.
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2026-09-09 17:42:53 UTC

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well I think it's time that sensible people stopped evading jury duty. next time you're tempted, just think of those three kids. you could be the person who similarly stands up for someone.
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2026-09-09 14:24:08 UTC

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the memers had it right all along

2026-09-09 14:23:32 UTC

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mossad
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2026-09-09 14:23:21 UTC

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my pigga
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2026-09-09 12:53:16 UTC

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maybe if I owned a home instead of paying this greedy landlord money to occupy his property. but at 27% interest on these delivered farm to table meals I’ll never be able to save enough for a down payment.

2026-09-09 12:44:49 UTC

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let’s all pretend a million dollars means anything anymore. it’s a rounding error in welfare fraud for one city in one month.

2026-09-09 12:41:39 UTC

juror in child murder case confused about other juror’s fixation on the killing part.

2026-09-09 12:40:51 UTC

shitposting
between
sets

2026-09-09 11:52:18 UTC

what the fuck is taking doordash so long with my breakfast from first watch? by the time it arrives, I'll have made my first of four monthly payments.

2026-09-09 04:27:45 UTC

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is that the one where he’s inside you?

2026-09-09 01:55:07 UTC

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wow, it really was a room full of fucking morons.

2026-09-08 18:41:44 UTC

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> Have sanctions EVER worked?
yes, on the very same Iran 15 years ago and on South Africa before that.
they don't always work, but sometimes it do be like that.
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2026-09-08 18:39:42 UTC

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> I'm not sure what you're trying to argue with me about.
spoiler: I'm not
> The whole story for America is told in 3 graphs
oversimplified, but not important here.
> Men can't afford a house anymore
>They can't get married and have kids
both directionally true but overblown.
> And now if you imagine these men are gonna fight for that social contract
not the only reason enlistment is down.
I'm WAY more interested in why that was your reply to the global 65/5 factoid.

2026-09-08 17:05:48 UTC

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so you were being... overzealous here? hasty? what? just disavow it or own it.
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2026-09-08 17:04:29 UTC

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are there dates on these that I'm missing.
also jacob.

2026-09-08 17:00:37 UTC

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if this is true then why does it cost $20 for me to have a burrito driven to my house because I can't be bothered to wash a pan?

2026-09-08 16:58:15 UTC

RE: https://freeatlantis.com/@Bleukitty/117236474323016328
activist judge "strikes this down" in 3... 2...
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2026-09-08 16:57:27 UTC

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I hope you have some idea of what you're trying to say, and to who, because I don't.
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2026-09-08 16:55:01 UTC

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bro, you missed the train. I'm already on the funko pop NFT NFT
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2026-09-08 16:53:58 UTC

just thinking back to when gas prices collapsed in June
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2026-09-08 16:53:11 UTC

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and what did we do before we manufactured things? was the expectation for us to milk that cow forever?
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2026-09-08 16:47:08 UTC

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in other words, leftist "ideas" only win when reality is censored.

2026-09-08 16:46:15 UTC

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RE: https://mastodon.ml/@ZySoua/117236415681816178
@npub1670…tjze
thinking germany shouldn't become north africa now makes you a NAHT-ZEEEEEEEEE
#note1kht…l0hl

2026-09-08 16:42:16 UTC

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neckbeardcoin?

2026-09-08 16:40:19 UTC

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here's my vote
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2026-09-08 16:35:58 UTC

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HOW ARE THEY NOT SYNCHRONIZED 😂
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2026-09-08 16:34:58 UTC

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and scott's conclusion is...?
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2026-09-08 16:32:40 UTC

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I don't follow. are you suggesting the near-global lockdown lunacy was somehow the fault of Americans born between 1946 and 1964?
I mean, sure, if you took a poll, more of that group fell for it than didn't. but you could say that about a lot of demos.
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2026-09-08 16:30:40 UTC

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I don't doubt he raped her. I do find the quote hard to believe, though.

2026-09-08 16:29:38 UTC

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the shoe fit enough for you to try it on. I referred to people who think that, and then you asked why I was engaging you. so... 🤷‍♂️

2026-09-08 16:27:44 UTC

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well, I just realized you're one of them. 🤷‍♂️
and since believing something so retarded likely doesn't degrade your life in any material way, you'll likely keep believing it.

2026-09-08 16:25:50 UTC

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so if we nuke them - which I'm not predicting nor endorsing - they would then... nuke and a half us?

2026-09-08 16:25:19 UTC

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that has nothing to do with the SALOSMD.
BUT... I tend to agree with you that things are getting worse in many ways.
however, even I, a cynic, could point to several metrics that suggest they aren't.
every generation has thought we were approaching the end. that doesn't mean we aren't. but we could be every bit as wrong as all those doomers. an objective review of history suggests we are.
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2026-09-08 16:24:57 UTC

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it's exhausting trying to engage people who think Iran is winning this war.

2026-09-08 16:17:15 UTC

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do you believe the suggestion that Iran would hold back because of our midterm elections?
I just think the list of things that need to be true is far less likely than they simply can't do it.

2026-09-08 16:13:50 UTC

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I was using it IRONIC-ALLY, man...

2026-09-08 16:12:03 UTC

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so to be clear: Iran could TOTALLY sink a carrier today if they wanted to, but are electing not to. that's today's cope?

2026-09-08 16:10:50 UTC

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the tweet says "worldwide." the US has, at best, only ever made a barely-visible dent in worldwide births. other nations saw a post-WW2 boom as well, which puts them over 65 now.
won't this statistic "self correct" when all those terrible, no-good selfish boomers pass away? most of whom are white?
these edgy 20-somethings might want to be careful what they wish for.
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2026-09-08 16:05:52 UTC

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uh, what good are the cops doing now for white americans?
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2026-09-08 16:05:31 UTC

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you're not familiar with Scott Adams' Law of Slow-Moving Disasters?
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2026-09-08 16:04:37 UTC

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I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
the Polymarket post (tweet?) says "worldwide."
the US has, at best, only ever made a barely-visible dent in worldwide births.
many, MANY things have to be happening at once for this tweet to be true.
how and why is it primarily the fault of 70-year-olds on long island?
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2026-09-08 15:35:04 UTC

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I sincerely apologize for touching a nerve. I wasn't trying to.
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2026-09-08 15:34:12 UTC

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so within margin of error, statistical manipulation, etc. yeah, sounds about right. marginally more or fewer and a shrinking share either way.
one would hope the census would have SOME semblance of consistency in its definitions from decade to decade. otherwise it's worthless.
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2026-09-08 15:29:01 UTC

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@npub1xr0…0fwx @npub1fzc…zeh2 @npub1ujk…luw9 @npub1px3…gsgw
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2026-09-08 15:28:00 UTC

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rookie numbers
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2026-09-08 15:27:28 UTC

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I would feel that sounds directionally true, and could probably be "proven" or "debunked" depending on how we defined "white americans."
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2026-09-08 15:26:33 UTC

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did it "collapse" in the early summer?
or do you need to know what it is? 😆
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2026-09-08 15:22:33 UTC

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ohhhhhhhhh right, you're one of those online LARPERS. I bet you think you're going to be throwing the boomers into pits or whatever. better hit the gym, many of them have some heft.
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2026-09-08 15:21:35 UTC

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is that graph a collapse or not?
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2026-09-08 15:21:15 UTC

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I would probably have an upset stomach from all the coffee. but still WAY smarter that someone who doesn't understand a derivative.
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2026-09-08 15:19:16 UTC

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I guess this also "collapsed"?
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2026-09-08 15:17:57 UTC

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so you inferred correctly that I meant "how are you going to make them pay."
and your answer is that you're going to elect socialists who enrich themselves and give you nothing.
wow, you'll have really showed THEM. what a noble and ambitious goal - to hurry up and take peoples' assets before they die. but not even directly. through your nanny government. fucking pathetic.
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2026-09-08 15:15:42 UTC

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omg... you're actually dumb. you think acceleration is the same thing as speed.
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2026-09-08 15:14:32 UTC

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of course maintaining looks different than declining. but there exists a number lower than "booming" that is still increasing. that isn't happening, but to suggests that having fewer kids than a generation in which births "BOOMED" is inherently insufficient is either stupid or dishonest.
does everything being the boomers' fault get you anything you want? except an excuse?
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2026-09-08 15:12:22 UTC

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> I cannot believe that you are too stupid to understand that "maintaining the current population" looks different from "declining population", and have to assume you're not arguing in good faith.
the first half of that sentence isn't even in good faith.
by your "logic" (emotion), the corporate standard of "number must always go up" is sensible.
by your "logic" (emotion), any gas price lower than the peak is good.
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2026-09-08 15:08:05 UTC

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jesus

2026-09-08 15:06:13 UTC

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he knows it's his responsibility to provide for himself. that alone puts him in the 85th percentile.
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2026-09-08 15:04:05 UTC

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bro all my friend's moms were like 40 when we were pre-teens. it felt very normal. you're comparing it to an outlier, a peak - that's why it was and is called a "boom." this isn't rocket science. it's just more crybaby shit.
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2026-09-08 15:01:50 UTC

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how exactly are you going to pay for it? by electing morons who promise to confiscate their wealth and give scraps of it to you?
one of my boys - sometimes I worry that he's too lazy. then I see who he's going to be in competition with. and I worry a lot less.
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2026-09-08 14:57:28 UTC

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they had FEWER kids than a "baby boom"... but still plenty. I'm in my 40s and there was one only child on my block growing up. every other home had 2, 3, sometimes 5 or 6 kids.
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2026-09-08 14:29:18 UTC

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man side boob
[@Chzikken_1486](https://nicecrew.digital/users/Chzikken_1486 )

2026-09-08 14:28:22 UTC

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THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

2026-09-08 14:26:47 UTC

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so is that how it's going to be for all these geniuses who understand everything but somehow can't get ahead of their peers? "I would have been successful but the american boomers telepathically kept people in korea from having babies in the last five years and somehow that's why I never saved enough money to put a down payment on a property. it definitely wasn't all the times I doordashed dairy queen"
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2026-09-08 14:12:45 UTC

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"filth like y'all"
as if you have any idea who I am or how old I am.
if you want to be a loser, be a loser. I'm sure you won't regret that mentality at all, ever.
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2026-09-08 14:07:52 UTC

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50 years from now, there will be a generation that claims THEY aren't having babies because their grandparents spent their lives telling one another they were helpless 😂
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