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2026-04-07 00:00:31 UTC

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2026-02-04 23:00:01 UTC

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2025-11-24 22:41:58 UTC

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2025-09-27 10:01:01 UTC

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2025-08-29 23:03:07 UTC

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2025-07-12 22:52:01 UTC

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2025-07-11 14:38:38 UTC

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2025-03-27 22:44:11 UTC

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2025-03-04 05:03:00 UTC

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You hear the temples carping about that but for them the business is gold.

2025-03-04 04:43:02 UTC

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How do they record their net income?

2025-02-24 03:44:13 UTC

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2025-02-20 23:21:00 UTC

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2025-02-17 13:11:54 UTC

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2025-01-29 23:43:30 UTC

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2025-01-25 13:18:11 UTC

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2025-01-03 09:13:08 UTC

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It's a tradition.
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2024-12-26 12:18:08 UTC

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2024-12-21 23:48:54 UTC

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2024-12-04 09:51:31 UTC

Oh no the birds have chem trails now
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2024-11-11 23:58:01 UTC

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2024-11-05 15:02:07 UTC

#StreetPhotography in #TheBeforeTimes
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2024-11-01 23:54:03 UTC

#BomDia! Here's a #sunset from #BlackwellForestPreserve outside #Chicago. I was there as a visitor from the other side of the planet but also who grew up there, and it was amazing to watch all the people who were local enjoying the park as it should be enjoyed. I'm glad that resources like this are open to the public. #photography #LandscapePhotograph
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2024-10-26 14:57:07 UTC

Some days you just do not wish to be perceived. #caturday #photography
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2024-10-21 04:19:53 UTC

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it is a pretty bird https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flamingo_(sculpture)

2024-10-20 23:28:42 UTC

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At the Circle K.

2024-10-19 02:27:27 UTC

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Thanks but I'm done with fascist science-denying idiots controlling what I see thanks.

2024-10-19 00:02:03 UTC

#BomDia! Here are some #Hydrangea from earlier this year. #BloomScrolling #photography
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2024-10-15 23:15:12 UTC

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I went to university in one of those land grant unis in the middle of oceans of corn. In the winter, all the crows would come into the populated area, and at night the trees would look like they were full of leaves at night, but it was just that they were full of crows.
West Nile has done a number on them since then. I wonder what it's like there today.

2024-10-06 23:58:00 UTC

#BomDia. It's Monday. You might feel like this #RedTailedHawk looks, but you don't have to let them see that, and you won't let them win.
#photography #birding #hawk #raptor
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2024-10-01 13:01:28 UTC

There we go, that's the #kigo phone wallpaper I was waiting to make. They are not out in full force yet but the #cosmos are blooming. #BloomScrolling #photography
As always, the one with the logo more in the middle is for android because of the auto crop, and the other is for iphone.
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2024-09-30 23:58:03 UTC

#BomDia. I normally save bird photos for lunch but I have a lot of them. Particularly a lot of #WildTurkey photos, and not the kind that come in a bottle. They are huge and they are dinosaurs. Also, they don't seem particularly faffed about humans.
#birding #photography #turkey
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2024-09-27 02:58:00 UTC

Before the pandemic I went to an #OwlCafe, and it was a blast. I think the whole [animal] cafe thing is highly dependent on the place, on how much they love their animals, and on how ok the animals are being domesticated. It's a sticky wicket. Moreso with COVID. Never look up the stats about how many deer test COVID positive.
not really #birding, but definitely birds? #photography
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2024-09-22 02:58:04 UTC

Right now there are two #CommonKingfisher sharing my stretch of creek. I assume they are siblings, but I can't prove it.
#birding #photography #Kingfisher
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2024-09-19 13:34:45 UTC

I only see #RedWingedBlackbird for a short time when I visit, but oh dear when I do do I see a lot of them.
#birding #photography
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2024-09-19 01:12:32 UTC

still taunting me
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2024-09-17 14:58:10 UTC

I think that in the time that I've been in Japan, beer delivery has gotten less popular, but also, beer delivery has been more popular than milk delivery the whole time. But, still, there are signs of a different era. #photography
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2024-09-16 10:41:53 UTC

#BomDia. I saw these #Deer grazing at the end of the day at #SmithRock in #Oregon. Take it easy today and don't let the deer overrun your garden.
#Photography #SmithRockStatePark
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2024-09-04 02:58:00 UTC

I was excited to find these #MaskedLaughingThrush because it was one of those things where you hear a bird you don't know, and you follow the sound. I haven't seen them since #Birding #photography
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2024-09-04 00:09:49 UTC

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Microsoft is taking the frog-boiling method of getting you to put all your information on their cloud where they can sell it to bad actors for more money than they can pump out of you. A part of this is the way they make local saving of documents more and more inscrutable.

2024-09-02 11:39:47 UTC

Somebody (Somebody)
Ooh, somebody (Somebody)
Can anybody find me
Somebunny to love?
#photography #rabbit
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2024-09-01 23:30:41 UTC

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2024-08-30 02:58:05 UTC

#VariedTit hanging out up near the top of #MtTakao
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2024-08-29 02:58:04 UTC

#AsianHouseMartin from earlier this year when they were nesting. They've moved on, and I miss them. #birding #photography
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2024-08-28 02:58:01 UTC

I didn't photoshop out the poop this time. #Egret #Heron #GreatEgret #Birding #photography
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2024-08-26 02:58:02 UTC

I will never not take their photo. #CommonKingfisher #Birding #Photography #Kingfisher
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2024-08-24 02:58:00 UTC

a #DaurianRedstart perched in my neighborhood #birding #photography
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2024-08-23 14:58:00 UTC

The #WarblingWhiteEye would be a boring bird that no one would pay attention to if it wasn't such a pretty color... and it is. I do love seeing them. #birding #Photography
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2024-08-21 23:58:01 UTC

#BomDia! This sunset was actually this purple for real. It was one of two sunsets like this that I've seen. The other was in Okinawa, and when it was happening, the people I was with and I all just ran to the beach because we knew we had to see it.
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2024-08-18 02:58:01 UTC

#BarnSwallows aren't rare. They just make it very hard for me to get a good photo of them. #birding #photography #swallow
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2024-08-16 23:58:01 UTC

#BomDia. It doesn't matter what the scale of your waterfall is if you take the photo right, and as crap as the world feels right now, we can work to solve the problems together, and the scale won't matter. #Photography #LandscapePhotography #Mosstodon #waterfall
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2024-08-14 14:58:02 UTC

Crepes are a thing that was huge in tourist spots like Akihabara and Harajuku, but there were also crepe trucks that would pop up in the #yatai areas at night.
#StreetPhotography #photography
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2024-08-14 02:58:02 UTC

#Crow neighbor looking flashy to attract the birds I suppose. #corvid #birding #photography
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2024-08-13 02:58:04 UTC

This was the first time I saw a #BlueRockThrush in Tokyo. I'll have to keep looking for the boy. #birding #photography
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2024-08-07 02:58:02 UTC

The #JapanesePygmyWoodpecker is not in danger of disappearing, but I'm kinda surprised it's name has survived this long. #birding #photography #wooddpecker
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2024-08-06 02:58:01 UTC

More #kingfisher posting! Because I'm always going to. #CommonKingfisher #birding #photography
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2024-08-04 06:50:20 UTC

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Yeah, it was a shot where the old answer would have been a GND and the new answer is a sky mask. Good to know what the cause is. I already just did the edit in PS, but I will test that next time I run into the problem. Thanks.

2024-08-03 14:58:26 UTC

Daisy isnt a kitten anymore, but I will fight you if you try to claim she isn't still the cutest. #photography #Caturday
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2024-08-03 05:36:16 UTC

Is anyone else noticing the newest update broke the #adobe #lightroom remove tool? Like, it will accurately identify the small leaf I want to remove, but instead of removing it, it replaces it with a patch of blue that is a different color than the blue of the sky?
Yeah sure I can just "edit in photoshop" and use the spot healing brush, but its a step that was not necessary before, and this smells like them trying to make more people pay for both lightroom and PS.
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2024-08-03 02:58:02 UTC

Look at that pretty #GreatEgret in the sky. #birding #photography #egret #heron
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2024-08-02 02:58:01 UTC

#CommonKingfisher doing it's common thing. And I love them for it. #kingfisher #birding #photography
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