IvorTollah

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#worldcup #football #argentina #england #memes #meme #funny

2026-07-15 21:08:40 UTC

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#memes #meme #funny #memestr #football #worldcup #argentina #soccer #england

2026-07-14 23:53:54 UTC

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#memes #meme #memestr #funny #dankmemes #worldcup #football

2026-07-12 00:55:23 UTC

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#memes #meme #funny #memestr

2026-07-06 21:22:58 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlXIIy-gaCM
This guy is one of my favourite you tubers.
#grownostr #ordinary #funny #money

2026-07-05 22:27:58 UTC

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#grownostr #memes #meme #funny #memestr

2026-07-02 23:19:11 UTC

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#memes #meme #grownostr #funny #memestr #empirestatecouple #obama

2026-07-02 09:56:08 UTC

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#grownostr #memes #meme #funny #memestr #lotr

2026-07-02 03:01:28 UTC

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An idea so crazy, it might just work.

2026-06-30 10:05:37 UTC

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2026-06-28 23:32:24 UTC

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2026-06-25 23:33:31 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/6cfaff6da693a5a7b3540d4d3991771dcfcef2133b1ff485af1e315fb26e4e82.jpg
Just installed the latest update and got this nice little piece of Google interference.

2026-06-25 21:29:42 UTC

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2026-06-24 23:30:11 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/f1d53c5e3328796c448ea574d2039949304cd7c2a3febcb95196274b7cda6b76.jpg
#memes #meme #memestr #funny #oj #funny

2026-06-24 23:21:55 UTC

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#memes #meme #grownostr #funny #memestr #starwars

2026-06-23 09:13:05 UTC

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2026-06-21 01:16:33 UTC

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Needs chips.

2026-06-21 01:15:12 UTC

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#memes #meme #grownostr #funny #memestr #officespace

2026-06-21 00:57:17 UTC

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#memes #meme #grownostr #funny #memestr

2026-06-21 00:30:30 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRvzabmxt7M
Probably the best version of this Jeff Buckley song ever made, and it was done by an Elvis impersonator.
Check out his album "Gravelands". Elvis covers songs that were (a) written after Elvis died and (b) were performed by singers who are also dead. Back to back bangers.
#elvis #grownostr #music #songs #rock #guitar #funny

2026-06-21 00:15:28 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/805a007b3e366f5b3d09378c366412f4d1ee2ca4ae71d96592a949efa923ff53.jpg
#grownostr #memes #meme #funny #memestr

2026-06-21 00:14:54 UTC

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#memes #meme #grownostr #funny #memestr

2026-06-15 23:57:26 UTC

https://www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360993437/integrity-probe-launched-failed-33m-immigration-technology-project
https://blossom.primal.net/df41c83a8728cacc64460995a61f8cffa5133b6eed8ae76b65a69f9fae22a7cf.jpg

2026-06-12 23:37:55 UTC

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2026-06-12 23:31:16 UTC

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That boy is gayer than a tree full of monkeys.

2026-06-12 20:34:29 UTC

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Mr Mojo Rising!

2026-06-08 21:08:28 UTC

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2026-06-05 23:27:16 UTC

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When's the podcast coming out?

2026-06-04 00:44:17 UTC

Move over Angine de Poitrine
https://v.redd.it/pz5sre7y845h1/CMAF_480.mp4?source=fallback
#music #guitar #music #anginedepoitrine #funny

2026-06-03 20:10:59 UTC

Morning!
#manawatu #NZ #parmy #rural #kiwi #sunrise #photo
https://blossom.primal.net/aaaf4cd5a2af13804f5f87d35fc232f1a49363578e0c69c3409885f5b3fb3722.jpg

2026-05-31 21:05:31 UTC

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Love it or hate it you have to include YouTube. Particularly when they went to a shared revenue model. They created a whole new category of streaming "content" which has made some people wildly successful. It has also decimated Mainstream TV media, and that can only be a good thing.

2026-05-30 21:37:24 UTC

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It's the greatest $250 bill ever made, everyone thinks so.

2026-05-30 21:36:27 UTC

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I agree, they hide a multitude of sins behind a thin veneer of "protecting us from terrorism". Terrorists are the last thing they're looking for. Yet we the public smile and nod and swallow the lie that these bastards have our best interest at heart, until they slap on the cuffs after you dare tell someone that a Tranny with a beard isn't a real woman.

2026-05-30 20:36:42 UTC

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Air conditioning.
I've always thought that if you want to bring the USA to its knees, cut off the air conditioning.

2026-05-30 20:35:15 UTC

"We already trade our privacy to Silicon Valley to marginally improve our Netflix selections. It seems improbable we will protest the security services accessing our private communications if it enhances the authorities finding the next Timothy McVeigh."
#privacy #stuff #tech #nz #kiwi #damiangrant #government #drones
https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360985714/buckle-future-going-be-magical-and-terrifying

2026-05-24 04:53:51 UTC

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Did he promise to stop singing?

2026-05-24 04:50:56 UTC

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2026-05-24 00:15:08 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJf8MrgJfbw
Our food is poison.
Antibiotics, C-Sections, No fermentation, seed oils, high fructose corn syrup... Suddenly everyone has IBS... I wonder why?
#food #history #IBS #health #permaculture

2026-05-17 05:44:18 UTC

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NOT GAY ENOUGH!
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2026-05-14 21:37:22 UTC

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Insurance. I spend a huge amount of money on coverage I will probably never use. It would be great if I could put some money into an investment fund (maybe Bitcoin based) and the investment gains from that would pay for any loss covered under the policy. Never pay another premium. Of course, it would probably never work, but the premiums I pay every year just keep going up, I don't know how people on lower incomes can afford it at all.

2026-05-14 10:17:30 UTC

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Dentistry.

2026-05-13 03:42:40 UTC

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A device nobody asked for, stuffed full of AI and surveillance spyware. No thanks.

2026-05-12 06:56:43 UTC

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(found on https://i.redd.it/4rlpswl1hk0h1.jpeg)
#grownostr #funny #memestr #meme #memes #apple #tech

2026-05-11 21:12:35 UTC

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2026-05-11 21:07:55 UTC

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Perhaps Hezbollah should stop firing rockets into Israel then?

2026-05-11 07:03:39 UTC

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2026-05-11 01:35:38 UTC

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That and flat-pack furniture.

2026-05-10 22:09:53 UTC

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This is exactly what they've used on Stave churches in Norway for centuries, and some of them are still standing after 800 years.

2026-05-10 00:56:17 UTC

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More laughs than the "Prince of Tides"
https://fountain.fm/episode/k2ozzcl7kUK4BQ1wj0gP
#nevent1q…kyze

2026-05-09 07:20:21 UTC

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What's a European swallow doing in Canada?

2026-05-09 07:19:35 UTC

"I don't think I've ever met a dumpling I didn't like"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se7A2p8QcLo
#history #historical #food #maxmiller #tastinghistory

2026-05-08 23:56:38 UTC

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The PawPaw is tropical, you expect me to believe a swallow carried it all the way to Canada? Pull the other one.

2026-05-05 07:03:16 UTC

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2026-05-05 07:01:25 UTC

These 2 guys do some fantastic work, no AI involved at all. Takes an average of 3-4 months to do one video. And they're always superb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIWz6RDpkXk
#history #historical #animated #youtube #documentaries #documentary #historydose #animation

2026-05-04 19:39:51 UTC

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The complete buffoonery of government in Tech is like a clown show.

2026-05-04 03:29:25 UTC

My neighbour has the cutest brown sheep. It's the only brown one in the herd.
#sheep #manawatu #NZ #parmy #rural #kiwi #lifestyle #homesteading
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2026-05-04 01:07:31 UTC

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That's how they get you.

2026-05-04 00:47:16 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-ZJb8__tj8
#guitar #music #classical #dougheperi
A little less than 40 years ago Doug was my guitar teacher in Wellington, we became close friends. He was/is a wonderfully talented guitarist.
Doug plays everything by ear, has never read music. Now he is a semi retired Luthier in Melbourne and focuses on playing classical guitar, excellently.
There's so much I admire about this guy, he's the reason I have an abiding love of the guitar, and although Doug never made it to the "big time" he's lived a life centred around his music, and it doesn't get much better than that.

2026-05-03 01:27:05 UTC

I haven't tried it, but I love the idea.
"Fauxx is an open-source privacy tool that protects you by generating diverse synthetic browsing activity in the background. By flooding data brokers and ad-tech platforms with plausible off-demographic noise, Fauxx makes your real behavioral signal statistically indistinguishable from fake data."
https://f-droid.org/packages/com.fauxx.full/
#grownostr #Android #apps #foss #FDroid #degoogle #adfree #privacy #fauxx

2026-05-03 01:03:11 UTC

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I don't even drink tea and I want one.

2026-05-02 22:52:41 UTC

I am permanently using an ad blocking VPN now. How did it come to this?
https://f-droid.org/packages/app.pwhs.blockads/
#grownostr #Android #apps #foss #FDroid #degoogle #vpn #adblock #mobile #phones
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2026-05-02 10:50:34 UTC

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An under 16 social media ban in Australia has proven to be completely useless, they just want to control and make money out of us. The clapping seals will go along with it.

2026-05-02 01:07:58 UTC

There can be only one.... I wonder who's doing the soundtrack? The original Queen one was a masterpiece.
#highlander #remake #film #movies #fantasy #scotland #therecanbeonlyone #henrycaville
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8xwl07exx9o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss
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2026-05-01 22:01:56 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/ea6175f2e7cee2a1ca46009c4c43782116194de2d641096dd5d1b481b7f6ab0a.jpg

2026-05-01 21:12:03 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/c16d8e2a6edd7db2d483d10434dc09f53a10608c104d0e556c1db4e66ed20f36.jpg

2026-05-01 21:09:00 UTC

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Looks like Ted Kazinskys shack...
https://blossom.primal.net/505f67f5c5be2bb460f7ccc387e8b3e105dc86ac74f3ecb2cb6e09f89b3497db.jpg

2026-05-01 03:24:17 UTC

"The South Park movie was a work of prophetic genius."
Might have to watch it.
#southpark #ppf #freespeech #democracy
[Past Present Future] Live Film Special: South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut w/Beeban Kidron 🅴
https://podcastaddict.com/past-present-future/episode/222733714 via @PodcastAddict

2026-04-30 00:00:55 UTC

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Does he still want to be a tampon?

2026-04-29 20:42:25 UTC

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We have the same problem with peaches and Nectarines. You need to apply a copper based fungicide, but it needs to be applied at a very specific time of the year
"The fungus overwinters on the tree's bark and buds, infecting new growth as buds swell in cool, wet spring conditions. Once symptoms appear in spring, sprays are largely ineffective that season—the damage is already done."
We have managed to control it by removing all the curled leaves and burning them - don't compost or mulch them. And you need to get brutal with it. If you have to remove all the leaves then that's what you do. Keep doing this when you spot any signs of curling. Then apply the copper fungicide in Autumn/Winter.
Regular and consistent watering is also important as it helps to keep the tree alive while you are effectively starving it of photosynthesised sugars.

2026-04-27 00:45:35 UTC

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I'm a bit of a polytheist when it comes to guitar gods. Eddie, Randy, Satch, Then there's George Harrison, the list goes on and on really.

2026-04-26 20:56:47 UTC

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Great guitarist, but somewhat overrated. Definitely not God.

2026-04-22 00:09:04 UTC

#music #rock #guitar #jimmynail #markknopfler
Mark Knopfler plays the guitar on this one. Nice.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=TZZPo8ADl6M

2026-04-22 00:05:44 UTC

Another very underrated musician, written off as a one hit wonder after Copperhead Road. He's done some great stuff since then that nobody seems to have heard of.
#music #guitar #folk #grownostr #rock
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=IeW9F4sGzf0

2026-04-21 23:54:31 UTC

Peter Frampton forgets the words, an underrated instrumental album that in my humble opinion, is a masterpiece of technique combined with feel.
Peter Frampton doesn't need to remember the words, his guitar sings instead.
#music #rock #frampton #peterframpton #guitar #solo #melodic #instrumental
https://music.youtube.com/browse/MPREb_WSqZhNyWqw0

2026-04-21 23:48:19 UTC

One of the the best acoustic guitar solos I've ever heard.
#guitar #acoustic #music #grownostr #nilslofgren
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=moYynOPI_7Y

2026-04-21 22:36:05 UTC

Maybe they could switch to Nostr when the power comes back on again.
#iran #grownostr #war #middleeast
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce84e31376zo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss
"official data shows, and hundreds of thousands of women relied on platforms such as Instagram to connect with their customers to sell products."

2026-04-20 21:47:25 UTC

Love this guy.
#guitar #luthier #milehouse #music #partcaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrjPcR-wobM

2026-04-19 01:04:43 UTC

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The horrors we continue to endure.

2026-04-19 00:51:54 UTC

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Not enough bacon.

2026-04-18 05:04:08 UTC

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Great episode, keep it up.
Listening to Josh talk reminds me of when he didn't have a massive coke, gambling and pornography addiction.
Sad really.

2026-04-18 01:07:27 UTC

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I didn't hear no guitar, just Josh droning on and on and on...

2026-04-14 22:48:51 UTC

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Are you deliberately trying to piss people off?

2026-04-14 22:48:04 UTC

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2026-04-14 22:46:34 UTC

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Looks like a migraine I had once.

2026-04-14 22:43:21 UTC

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You don't have any hair.

2026-04-14 22:40:24 UTC

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I had a root around in my settings, couldn't see anything there that might be causing the problem.

2026-04-14 22:39:07 UTC

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2026-04-03 21:01:02 UTC

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Third time lucky.

2026-04-01 05:19:15 UTC

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Yes, that seemed to be what was happening. They were all individually logged in to the Jamulus session but playing together. I assume they also had a video link going somewhere too.

2026-03-30 18:23:46 UTC

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So I hopped on a Jamulus session yesterday, it shows each available server, how many musicians are on the session and ranks them all by latency, fastest to slowest. You can specify your own ability level and match it with others of the same.
The session I listened to was hosted in Germany with about 8 musicians and it came through Crystal clear. It was the only active session and they were a full band practising "Black Velvet".
Seemed pretty good.

2026-03-27 04:05:07 UTC

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Not sure, will have to set up a Jamulus server first and see if it's an issue.

2026-03-27 04:04:03 UTC

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I'm in New Zealand so if you're in the Pacific, latency may not be as big an issue as it would be between hemispheres.
What I was thinking was to get between 4-6 players, maybe a drummer (or drum track) and a bassist, each guitarist improvises a short (1-2 minutes tops) solo over chords played by the other players. And around and around we go for an hour or two.
Apparently this can all happen on Jamulus, but I have never used it before. And I don't know whether the latency will be an issue on this. I was really just looking for potential players who might be interested.
I will have a go at setting up a Jamulus server this weekend and see how it goes.

2026-03-25 22:17:58 UTC

Has anyone here got any experience jamming online with other guitarists/musicians using Jamulus? Or other similar applications/tools?
I'm keen to play online with other similarly skilled Guitarists but don't know where to start.
#guitar #jam #music #bands #jamulus
https://jamulus.io/

2026-03-25 21:21:54 UTC

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Little bit...

2026-03-25 05:29:46 UTC

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I've never understood why Asians eat dog meat? But then I suppose you could ask the same of the French and horse meat.

2026-01-10 19:14:47 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/d27defb12342752e82d4e8dc1ce0dec75815c83631e45a2796c370b50e85a5a4.jpg

2026-01-10 19:11:16 UTC

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Have you seen 'The Wrath of Khan'?

2026-01-01 03:13:26 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/99b01f8804be56bf1934c3459625a5156c5e95dd8424481021e5ebda8874f968.jpg

2025-12-13 22:32:20 UTC

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Let me check with this Nigerian prince I met yesterday.