Bison

I had to go get cash the other day, and my bank totally closed the drive through. Deposits and withdrawals are now done at the ATMs.
The ironic part was they stationed a worker out there to come and help people work out how to use the new atms.
They still have an inside lobby, but I wonder when that just becomes an ATM as well.

2026-08-30 19:16:37 CEST

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They learned it from the politicians they’ve grown up on.
Denial and no accountability

2026-08-30 14:25:05 CEST

Relevant for today
#nevent1q…jk8c

2026-08-29 17:16:43 CEST

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I don’t know how it works in Canada but you’re allowed to drive your car through the store if that happens in America

2026-08-28 00:30:23 CEST

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try another nostr app

2026-08-24 14:07:27 CEST

I don’t know if I believe in reincarnation this time around

2026-08-23 22:53:09 CEST

Governments be like
https://blossom.primal.net/14917ed6a4022568aa9ade9dd6d816b769499d1d15ae1f7e6e89031c9e534da2.jpg

2026-08-23 04:51:53 CEST

What’s worse?
Seeing somebody run into the bathroom or seeing someone run out of the bathroom?

2026-08-23 04:07:41 CEST

I’m bilingual curious

2026-08-23 01:40:03 CEST

I don’t care what anyone says, riding lime scooters is still fun

2026-08-20 22:42:23 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/143efc8c49792b10b8eb9faab42c11cba2c565a0834d9d658f1bb14df9efdffb.jpg

2026-08-19 14:39:43 CEST

Say GM to your mom from Bison. She’ll know what it means

2026-08-19 14:38:02 CEST

I’m a sweat bird but don’t have the money to be one yet 😔
https://blossom.primal.net/2e75896fde0cf198cbba412b50d1afd78e9501732fc1ef8a7ed8bb4169562aa0.jpg

2026-08-18 17:37:42 CEST

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/c3e13e92e5f3e6592a724d61140016ec3e203f926d24f714e784100c54c3162d.jpg

2026-08-18 06:10:49 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/abf863e073f77906018f14abf069cec186af64287cc99392311bdd75308dc246.jpg

2026-08-17 16:30:38 CEST

Jobs with a tie will bleed you dry

2026-08-16 04:50:47 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/13f391de09d0b778bab3f8032d814c09373f079265019db06de197411031f0e2.jpg

2026-08-15 16:46:45 CEST

New pronouns just dropped
https://blossom.primal.net/93aabe444037316457084a151d6f0a8a9f2460a94e8fcfb7674604647087f75e.jpg

2026-08-15 16:14:10 CEST

Same
https://blossom.primal.net/ed739e4f9ad074407b964b005ca944433e38cfe19af0b28378b36a76a6e9dfd5.jpg

2026-08-14 20:02:47 CEST

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Be unflockable
#nevent1q…kkr3

2026-08-11 18:26:57 CEST

So is July 30th gonna be Proof of Entropy Day going forward?

2026-08-10 02:57:56 CEST

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do is a very particular set of autism. Autism I have acquired over a very long career. Autism that makes me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my bitcoin go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will wrench attack you.

2026-08-08 16:39:54 CEST

There’s this pit I get in my stomach thinking there’s probably people that have no clue what’s going on and are still stacking to affected cold cards

2026-08-08 16:34:42 CEST

Steady lads, pumpkin spice latte season is almost here

2026-08-08 16:32:56 CEST

People do not know how to drive at the Saturday morning farmers market parking lot

2026-08-08 16:16:49 CEST

Not as fun to be monitoring the situation when you’re in the situation

2026-08-07 22:56:46 CEST

Is this the weeks when decades happen Lenin was talking about?

2026-08-07 21:16:09 CEST

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What hardware wallet do you recommend now?

2026-08-07 17:26:14 CEST

@nprofile…yy59 say yor sorrey

2026-08-07 13:10:45 CEST

Quite the things to be known for
https://blossom.primal.net/c58c8e5f508429e57b4004be0cc77ae0b89d3eb9d2e35f51b2b83e7ec2725c9e.jpg

2026-08-07 08:10:18 CEST

Runs your entropy if you want runs

2026-08-07 00:48:11 CEST

More like LukeWarmCard amirite

2026-08-06 16:26:12 CEST

Dice roll or get Rick rolled

2026-08-05 15:16:40 CEST

Stayed humble, lost sats

2026-08-04 14:30:47 CEST

GM to everyone except coinkite

2026-07-31 21:32:07 CEST

Paper bitcoin summer > RNG bitcoin summer

2026-07-30 14:16:28 CEST

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Government says I can’t sorry

2026-07-27 21:15:05 CEST

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He needs to tour again

2026-07-27 21:12:42 CEST

You know how they fly over North Korea and drop flash drives to show what the outside world looks like?
I wonder if they’ll have to do that in the US but with foreign open source models.

2026-07-27 21:09:33 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/cebdcaf688e8e6da9a9e5c319a228396abdecad141f11ed3873555586df615b5.gif

2026-07-27 01:18:29 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/d96d52b57f442f873f687920956152a20e3b8c1c993edb3b2af438a78a341546.gif

2026-07-27 01:17:21 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/7a6a0777b0a5867965714f9c258187491c347d5d6b786fa8626449df4680ae1b.gif
#nevent1q…ffxe

2026-07-27 01:15:11 CEST

Hang it in the Louvre
https://blossom.primal.net/203b5610341e6d493ffdb27b072f511edd5294f1ad7212fa2b296b72da16ea78.jpg

2026-07-27 01:08:20 CEST

Today I learned a Diet Coke is referred to as a “fridge cig” by some people

2026-07-27 00:00:56 CEST

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https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsgwe7y3ey4nmg7px05gd3egmfsfqhlkd62h68qgsqqvyn6nu97naql5fsz6
#nevent1q…cz0f

2026-07-25 14:39:58 CEST

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That dog has been through some bear markets

2026-07-25 14:39:09 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/3dea1895f8cf0fc91bd7d646357ce6d45a4e7923cbeb90479074b76b46a094cb.gif

2026-07-24 23:04:26 CEST

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lnbc690n1p4x856dpp5dndv93uje9mhmqjw5keuuqheuqk33crl7kjvux73uhyxr7sc8e3qsp56e6cmz8vs325d90sr9v85hs9n8zqqguzhtn2w7zq739t3fw9z2esxqrrssnp4qvyndeaqzman7h898jxm98dzkm0mlrsx36s93smrur7h0azyyuxc5rzjq25carzepgd4vqsyn44jrk85ezrpju92xyrk9apw4cdjh6yrwt5jgqqqqrt49lmtcqqqqqqqqqqq86qq9qrzjqvl8tcuqvqczk53zfwj0ksj84er9anw0l63g6l4jg53p5a78tr3pfapyqr6zgqqqq8hxk2qqae4jsqyugqcqzpudqq9qyyssq743szsgy0az6e02jgpj96z2gy5pmq7u3j275858nvh2sjy2xjl3h57u0uh6x68krvdkgxm8ptmfaldm6vpguadx22xmpjn69ucz42sgqnnyy83

2026-07-23 06:03:04 CEST

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Us mole people are staying pretty cool underground

2026-07-22 14:42:39 CEST

Cold front moved in today, only 92°F

2026-07-22 14:06:33 CEST

Tick tock, next block

2026-07-21 18:40:22 CEST

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No diarrhea lettuce detected

2026-07-20 19:55:17 CEST

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Yeah I already read this in mandibles

2026-07-20 18:13:36 CEST

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Mandibles

2026-07-18 16:05:40 CEST

89 seconds to mandibles
https://blossom.primal.net/9917dc7fe32bc270ef255bdc15ff1b434ed62c096ab67cedb8e82a70ec9c00d1.jpg

2026-07-18 14:12:48 CEST

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TIL. Also, I learned he’s named after the creator of Pokémon. I don’t think he’s bitcoin satoshi, but it does kind of line up with the “I’ve moved on to other things” and being able to walk away from potentially generational wealth if you’re already generationally wealthy from the Pokémon franchise.
https://blossom.primal.net/0480ea2d1bb098c9ba28825e71c45e8a5e119fed3482a458e292aacd485aa729.jpg
#nevent1q…z268

2026-07-18 14:05:01 CEST

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This changes everything

2026-07-17 19:42:18 CEST

Party
https://blossom.primal.net/065d8f6f9030b85c0d2216f59f5c19dc03bdbaa156371656953b510443996d8e.jpg

2026-07-17 18:37:00 CEST

Shake weight for your timeline
https://image.nostr.build/60c25bbed49fd388ca4175f1c0b0b3d9e824b8b2c7f8f3929b41b570ba26a67b.jpg

2026-07-17 18:12:44 CEST

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Do lotion and Kleenex holder too

2026-07-17 15:42:13 CEST

1846 🤝 2026
https://blossom.primal.net/21e9a95a3a8887fc2ead69c5d54bd2ce539f6e5ea55f53ca69a280948c085acd.jpg

2026-07-17 14:20:03 CEST

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Blunt forced peace

2026-07-17 06:37:30 CEST

You gotta use polymarket dummy
https://blossom.primal.net/4bb93dfaad40f197f793eb63ad33d6ec2ae9835df8f8a8508111cdfd93013d3b.jpg

2026-07-17 06:14:53 CEST

Don’t trust, verifart

2026-07-15 00:02:34 CEST

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Thanks I just got it

2026-07-14 05:33:23 CEST

I had nothing to do with the Yellowstone stuff

2026-07-13 16:30:26 CEST

I wonder if beavers dream about building dams

2026-07-13 14:24:40 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/1fa1856a761fb33fbffdedc39c4f5d87a6fab11b13737712a19cbc3abc5c107c.gif
#nevent1q…ce4d

2026-07-13 14:24:17 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/10d3dd8edceadd0d830795bef8954ad726d8aa3dae8076d55e678c2c72df319d.jpg

2026-07-12 23:05:41 CEST

This is an 18,000 piece puzzle
https://blossom.primal.net/46142aeec067e60fe7895302d782a8d14091a8a5211831326a2d4b24bfadde09.jpg

2026-07-11 14:44:14 CEST

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AI funding be like

2026-07-11 14:42:26 CEST

Nothing stops this train 🚂
https://blossom.primal.net/d7c959f29d5cb9825f6873acd84b4bcf07345f80f6f0e3e1cd1fdf2f14bd7075.jpg

2026-07-10 05:54:24 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/7f3d8da198082ddd64b8b20c68c7656179c3232cc5aec55e14087a7991714057.gif

2026-07-06 18:32:04 CEST

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Nice! I missed it in imax as well, but watched it again on prime and think it’s the best movie in the last couple years. Figured it might be up your guys’ alley

2026-07-06 18:26:15 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/ffad6b0a94c6ae5ce443697f7ca5f2470bd0aec613908de7fb0f48108f20909b.jpg

2026-07-06 18:24:37 CEST

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If you pass out just have someone give you a cold brew enema and you’ll be good as new 👍

2026-07-05 21:36:04 CEST

@nprofile…djhw have you watched Project Hail Mary yet? It’s on Prime now if you haven’t

2026-07-05 05:22:28 CEST

Magnet fishing seems very fun

2026-07-05 03:50:43 CEST

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I’m sure. There’s even the potato diet where you just eat a whole potato for breakfast lunch and dinner

2026-07-04 19:01:00 CEST

250 years from now, this will be remembered as the more important Declaration of Independence
https://image.nostr.build/787ae74d4e2cbba2a565062580beffbd7723dc804e48d138886f01e7edd77a9c.jpg

2026-07-04 18:38:22 CEST

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We got sprouts! Ignore the crappy topsoil
https://blossom.primal.net/ea3d38d38c3de7825a1d104b51ba24d2989d6c89a42351300e5775dbcb63ea9d.jpg
#nevent1q…scp3

2026-07-04 16:37:11 CEST

If it doesn’t come with freedom I send it back

2026-07-04 14:21:59 CEST

Happy 4th of Julystr to all that celebrate freedom

2026-07-03 15:51:00 CEST

This is a real animal
https://image.nostr.build/31057d2eea76f968eaccebad6f2e7221995dfd7ae4d5f8c4c485156317d2b2d6.jpg

2026-07-02 19:25:44 CEST

Researching possible trip to Boston soon, and I guess they’re dealing with poop beaches. Not great.
https://blossom.primal.net/82bad96e18fa8183219ea0850ce3ab218e059f280e7e5cd53a7447a4684a69f5.jpg

2026-07-02 19:19:50 CEST

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When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.

2026-07-02 19:04:48 CEST

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SHE TOUCHED THE WRONG GRASS

2026-07-02 19:03:43 CEST

Old man yells at (AWS) cloud

2026-07-01 19:28:38 CEST

“That’s on Claude frfr”

2026-07-01 13:59:03 CEST

Today is all the time you have, make the most of it

2026-06-30 18:13:47 CEST

How you do anything is how you do everything