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2026-04-26 03:43:54 UTC

This was the chatgpt prompt that got a response immediately and they yelled at me. Can you guess the answer?
"What is that song from maybe the late 90s where the two lesbians sang about going to the doctor and the mountain"

2026-04-26 03:42:12 UTC

The Cineplex has 3 Michael Jackson movies starting every half hour and they sold out today and tomorrow.
I don't want to sit in a crowded theater with black people talking the whole time. Which group is predominantly going to the movie? It matters if they're black or white.

2026-04-23 02:28:34 UTC

Now that the people of the state of ohio passed the referendum to make abortion legal, there is NO REASON to vote Republican anymore.
They are all RINO anyway. I'd rather vote in the Dem primaries to support the moderate candidate.
Ah....feels good to get back to The Party.

2026-04-22 16:06:29 UTC

Everyone loves Claude.
Everyone hates OpenAI.
Why?
I don't think they like OpenAI's owner.
Sonnet LLMs aren't "better".

2026-04-20 13:54:37 UTC

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the moon reflects light anyway. That's how we see a full moon. "Reflectors" don't prove anything.

2026-04-18 02:48:12 UTC

It's come to my attention that Hooters and Twin Peaks are called breastaurants

2026-04-15 16:44:55 UTC

We're allowed to continue making and eating egg salad and tuna fish sandwiches even though it's not lent, correct? I've developed a taste for them. I make 'em "really guuud" now.

2026-04-10 11:04:31 UTC

1. The Pentagon was authorized by Congress in December to auto-register 18-26 year old males into selective service.
2. Trump said he's keeping his options open on pushing for a reinstatement of the draft.
3. Melania randomly emerges at a podium claiming she never was at Epstein's Island. Didn't know him and never flew on his plane.
4. Feels a lot like Bill Gates' wife distancing herself from Bill's Epstein file claims.
5. Now I hope damning Trump details emerge. See #1 & #2

2026-04-09 17:34:47 UTC

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Phallus Class. Obviously.

2026-04-05 23:59:15 UTC

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the Windows API and easy tooling with C++ hit its peak right before .NET around 1998. It was relatively easy to use and you could do everything with it. Around 2000 there was a time when we were using a web server to easily and automatically distribute new versions of Windows apps. Then Java, .NET, and Chrome destroyed the use of the OS's API. A giant leap backwards.

2026-04-05 13:48:08 UTC

Alrighty one more chocolate Easter egg and I'm gonna iron my clothes for church. I hope they do the short version today. And hope springs eternal.

2026-04-05 13:24:25 UTC

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I paid 3.459 at Costco in Cleveland area. 3.89 looks like the other pumpa

2026-04-05 13:23:19 UTC

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we had a top 4 year over 30 years last year. It SUCKED.

2026-04-05 02:01:20 UTC

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I knew I recognized her face!

2026-04-03 21:50:57 UTC

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I was expecting obliterated to put up less of a fight.

2026-04-03 18:32:24 UTC

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2026-04-03 14:45:38 UTC

Remember Carl Sagan's Contact movie? I as ~25 when it was released. I believed in the Moon landing. I believed in the moon rocks. Just because my parents and grandparents and teachers said it happened. I was taken aback that people would question Jody Foster's character's story of communing with aliens in the machine that was built. But now at 55, and with all the b.s. I've seen, I understand. I don't BELIEVE that astronauts are going to the moon today. Really easy and cheap to fake it today.

2026-04-03 13:20:28 UTC

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i do believe the poll is missing?

2026-04-03 04:15:48 UTC

I took a dive back into 1987-1990 hairbands
Appetite for Destruction
Def Leppard hysteria
Winger
Poison
Bonham's disregard for timekeeping
Tesla
Great white
Motley Crue
Aerosmiths pump
Kingdom come
Cinderella
Slaughter
I cannot believe I listened to all that shit. It sucks.
Kip Winger was by far the most technically accomplished singer
Izzy Stradlin had the best guitar riffs.
Bonham's drumming sounded the best
Def leppard crafted best songs.
A 1 armed drummer is a drum machine.

2026-04-02 22:10:21 UTC

can you imagine taking a ride in your hot water tank away from the earth with crapware running on Linux controlling your life support systems?
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2026-04-02 15:55:43 UTC

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like Alan Shepherd golfing on the moon?

2026-04-02 13:17:41 UTC

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Even many secular historians agree on this point:
Paul is likely preserving an earlier tradition
That tradition probably goes back to the Jerusalem church
It may be one of the earliest Christian liturgical formulas
In fact, Paul’s version of the Last Supper is often considered:
👉 earlier than the written Gospels

2026-04-02 09:52:08 UTC

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only.

2026-04-02 09:46:57 UTC

Why am I rooting against NASA?
Oh yeah - because launching humans into space and keeping them alive and returning them to earth is a humongous waste of taxpayer money.
Send robots to do science.

2026-04-02 01:47:37 UTC

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it's horrible out there

2026-04-01 20:54:28 UTC

Humans can't get through the Van Halen Radiation Belt. How do we know that Earthlings are actually going to be on top of the rocket?

2026-04-01 19:59:54 UTC

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lol!

2026-04-01 16:25:04 UTC

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it figures the fediverse likes their women with unibrows.

2026-04-01 15:47:35 UTC

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2026-04-01 15:47:09 UTC

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2026-04-01 15:46:49 UTC

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2026-04-01 15:36:42 UTC

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i just heard today that Gallup says Matthew is the most widely read Gospel. Because it contains all the stories and teachings and sayings that people like and expect to be in a Gospel.

2026-04-01 12:27:05 UTC

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scholars think that Judas is a historical figure as three independent sources talk about him:
Mark, John, and Q

2026-04-01 01:38:51 UTC

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I have two in the can with chatgpt. I'm gonna publish them to Amazon KDP next week while on the can.

2026-03-31 04:08:02 UTC

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💯

2026-03-31 01:27:41 UTC

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2026-03-31 00:26:37 UTC

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even hotter!

2026-03-30 22:44:20 UTC

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Elizabeth Montgomery was so hot.

2026-03-30 21:14:39 UTC

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unnecessary. these guys are assholes.

2026-03-30 18:03:53 UTC

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWZfYr4ASvi/

2026-03-29 20:58:25 UTC

We went to the earlier mass this morning and only had to suffer through the abridged passion narrative. Got lucky. Detail of Roman torture mechanics is totally unnecessary. Makes me think the evangelists fixated on it just like modern action movies do - the spectacle. LOGICAL SCIENTIFIC DETAILS of resurrection would be more interesting and valuable. But we got what we got. And the post Vatican 2 text revisions keep downplaying and removing "The Jews ...." And instead say "the people".

2026-03-28 13:39:22 UTC

3.49/gal Costco today. Packed lines

2026-03-28 10:19:53 UTC

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Fantastic comments about black Snape which I don't think UK audiences understand:
1. There will be a smoke detector chirping in black snape's apartment.
2. "Harry, you have your mother's ass"
3. Black snape's patronous is a pitbull.
4. Black Snape casts spells from the wand he holds sideways.

2026-03-28 10:12:53 UTC

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Americans vs. Black Americans have a totally different experience then English vs. Black English
I'm not entirely sure the British director or Jk Rowlings understands the pushback a portion of the American audience is giving them. They simply don't appreciate how and why something like this triggers people in the US. WB does but that leadership either must not care or are downplaying the impact. They may not care too much about new USA subs with this property. Just UK subs.

2026-03-28 10:02:33 UTC

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It cannot be actually trying to capture American black fans of the source material. Why do I know this? The black American public school reading proficiency rate in 4th grade is 15-20%. 80-85% of black American 4th graders are unable to read and comprehend a Harry Potter book. So this must be more Doctor Who type casting to bludgeon the real English to accept the invasion that is happening over there. Also explains half Pakistani Hermione

2026-03-28 10:00:26 UTC

This HBO Harry Potter Black Snape situation is disappointing by WB and Rowlings
Going to be interesting to see how it fares in the US.
I won't even try the show because of this of course as I don't have to step in dog shit to know something is dog shit.

2026-03-28 02:48:59 UTC

McFly is a slacker
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2026-03-28 02:21:08 UTC

I'm telling you Vance is an idiot hillbilly. https://www.zerohedge.com/political/vance-claims-iran-could-make-nuclear-suicide-vest
His damn book is called "Hillbilly Elegy".
You can see the vacantness in his eyes.

2026-03-27 17:03:14 UTC

https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/theres-lot-concern-maga-lose-voters-if-troops-deployed-iran-gop-congress-members-warn

2026-03-27 12:50:10 UTC

Was 80F yesterday at noon. Today it's 34F. I keep hanging my winter coat up on the back hooks of the closet for the season. This is the third time this year. The first one was bullshit wishful thinking of course. But this last one was 'real'. Except it wasn't. :-(

2026-03-26 19:28:10 UTC

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2026-03-26 19:00:24 UTC

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when they "fixed" these toys they also made them "not fun".

2026-03-25 16:34:38 UTC

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2026-03-25 08:12:30 UTC

This meteor swarm is remarkable. US, Germany, Sweden.
One YouTuber claims Earf is passing through 3I/Atlas's debris tail.
Which would put the possibility of interstellar EBE in play
And these meteorite hunters just pick them up with their bare hands and toss them into their trucks

2026-03-25 06:08:09 UTC

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agree

2026-03-24 16:32:53 UTC

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i'm finally blocking you. You have raised my blood pressure for the last time. Buh Bye!

2026-03-23 21:00:57 UTC

wtf is this? I'm not going to 'learn more'.
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2026-03-23 18:31:44 UTC

Is JCD back on NA?

2026-03-22 16:10:36 UTC

Today's reading had The Jews enraged again at Jesus. This time because he raised Lazarus from the dead. Because other Jews would believe in him, which would undermine their authority, and undermine their fight for an autonomous Israel from The Romans.
Always a defeated people. Always worried about themselves. Nothing has changed in 2000 years.

2026-03-21 18:51:14 UTC

My fave.
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2026-03-21 13:56:30 UTC

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$3.4999999999999999999 per gallon. That's only $3.00 in trumpian logic.

2026-03-21 13:46:53 UTC

I'm in line at Costco to pay out my ass per gallon for your Trump's war. Thanks for nothing!!

2026-03-20 16:45:22 UTC

Tuna fish sandwich with some sweet pickles mixed really hit the lent lunch spot!

2026-03-20 16:43:04 UTC

I've never watched a show featuring this Chuck Norris guy. I've heard of him as a white Karate expert, but that's about it. I'm GenX.

2026-03-20 00:55:09 UTC

LLMs work by guessing probabilities. For the same input it will not always produce the same output. A class of problems can handle different but similar answers. But many problems in this world need discrete functions. A given input produces a known set of outputs. This AI replacing jobs is horseshit. The economy has been effed up since Covid and CEOs are using AI as the scapegoat for the job cuts.

2026-03-18 21:10:48 UTC

Holy shit! Dead Scott Adams has posted to Twitter!!!
https://bird.makeup/users/scottadamssays/statuses/2033048806510702951

2026-03-18 21:09:06 UTC

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I didn't think he'd be dumb enough to walk right into the middle east bear trap tho...

2026-03-18 21:08:14 UTC

This shit is going to be MUCH worse than 2008. I always thought they would pin the economic collapse on Trump. Why not? He's not totally uniparty and he's a lame duck president.

2026-03-18 01:32:54 UTC

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2026-03-18 01:11:57 UTC

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I was surprised how inexpensive the head of cabbage was yesterday. I buy it once a year for St. Patrick's day corned beef and cabbage. I don't care for the texture of it. There is a fried cabbage potato hash that I do want to try.

2026-03-17 19:37:21 UTC

NASA says today's meteor was 6ft and 17000 lbs.

2026-03-17 17:59:27 UTC

I said to my cousin i would be pissed if I got hit by a meteor on the way to work. He replied better to get hit on the way to work than on the way home. 'Don't make me work all day AND THEN hit me with a meteor'. lol!

2026-03-17 13:43:08 UTC

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I didn't hear it btw. I was driving and had Van Halen cranked. ;-)

2026-03-17 13:42:38 UTC

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I'm by the red dot.
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2026-03-17 13:38:47 UTC

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NWS says it was a meteor hit!!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cleveland/comments/1rw65id/this_is_a_map_of_everywhere_ive_seen_a_report_of/
People in the office here in Cleveland said it sounded like a bomb went off on the roof of the buildings.
@npub1ehq…0xnk @npub1xld…9wzl
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2026-03-17 13:21:48 UTC

There was a huge boom heard from the east side of Cleveland, Akron, OH, all the way to New Jersey. Earthquake?

2026-03-17 00:42:29 UTC

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2026-03-16 22:06:11 UTC

It was 71F yesterday. Now it's snowing. Keep this bullshit away from me!!! Pound Green Bay, WI. Not me!!

2026-03-16 21:26:46 UTC

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Didn't we see this movie? It was called "Unleash the Kraken". Is this the remake or the sequel?

2026-03-16 21:25:53 UTC

The PC bubble was fun. The Web bubble was fun. The smartphone bubble was fun. Limitless possibilities. The datacenter buildout was not fun. The AI buildout is not fun either, as it feels like bigcos are out to get us.

2026-03-16 20:51:21 UTC

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I'm told I can leave my shoes on but my belt still needs to come off. Which means that my pants will fall down. I havent tried the new line yet. I'll keep you posted!

2026-03-16 20:43:44 UTC

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no! I just signed up for the expedited service.

2026-03-16 18:34:41 UTC

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2026-03-16 16:47:35 UTC

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2026-03-14 21:28:32 UTC

Localman Weather says you're going to get <bleeping> pounded! Bam! Bam! Bam! @npub12cs…p3fq
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV349cRkbMZ/

2026-03-14 14:24:38 UTC

Orange man had one job: get gas prices under $2/gal which would juice the economy. Instead we are at $3.39 which will screw the economy

2026-03-13 19:58:06 UTC

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yeah - i listen to him most days.

2026-03-13 19:05:03 UTC

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holy crap he is drunk. I thought he stopped drinking

2026-03-13 01:25:47 UTC

Im old enough to remember when they called the country EYE-ran

2026-03-12 23:51:03 UTC

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he probably wants to put himself on the money.

2026-03-12 07:44:53 UTC

Hey War Mongers check this out:
In the 1980s and early 1990s, Netanyahu frequently visited the United States while working in diplomacy and politics.
When he came to the U.S., he sometimes stayed at the home of Jared Kushner’s parents, Charles Kushner and Seryl Kushner, in New Jersey.
During those visits, Netanyahu reportedly slept in Jared Kushner’s bedroom when Jared was a child
Just coincidence that Jared is a special advisor to Trump and part of the family.

2026-03-11 16:25:30 UTC

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probably costs 1 hour of war. Great value.

2026-03-11 06:04:38 UTC

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that regime will not collapse

2026-03-11 04:19:50 UTC

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the dollar will tank. Gas prices will soar as the straight of Hormuz is mined. Iranian sleeper cells taking out the USA grid. We stirred the pot for NOTHING. They should have continued to have been paid off to STFU for a while.

2026-03-11 03:57:17 UTC

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Trump has started an unwinnable holy war. Except he's too fucking egotistical and stupid - he's a property manager - to understand that.

2026-03-11 03:48:43 UTC

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isolationist.

2026-03-11 03:45:09 UTC

Alex Jones says Iranian sleeper cells got codes to attack us in our territory. I'm done with Trump. If USA civilians get hurt, some adult in Washington needs to negotiate a settlement with Iran.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/DFZsjtH16fOY

2026-03-11 03:42:52 UTC

I'm all for the 3rd impeachment of Trump at this point

2026-03-10 01:31:53 UTC

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The Jews are so pissed off that they are wrong.

2026-03-09 17:01:58 UTC

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I am only going by what I've happened to see on YT channels and Discovery-like shows over the years. You know that I become an OVERNIGHT EXPERT at the details of every news event including: law, policing, medicine, ballistics, military, religion, history, ancient history, BITCOIN, finance, etc. It's exhausting. I may get most of the details wrong. But know that my not completely understanding something will NEVER stop me from 💩-posting about it!! You can take THAT to the bank! ;-)