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Enjoying 2024's dread and circus :hankhell:

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2024-09-07 04:52:32 CEST

- And the results are in: unanimous support for total nigger death. I'm happy to see that we're all on the same page and can proceed to shoot all black people.
- What? Shoot? You retarded gorilla, we should slash them with katanas.
*hell thread for some reason*

2024-09-05 17:47:56 CEST

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@npub15kj…zlnx This one
https://bae.st/notice/AlhJ3Igx8G5mhkluq0

2024-09-05 17:42:10 CEST

I can't focus, that image was way too sex.

2024-08-31 20:36:20 CEST

Humans are so sexy, if I were some kind of fucked up animal like a swan I'd try having sex with one of them hairless apes ong.

2024-08-28 04:54:19 CEST

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@npub1scj…el3p He keeps is population thin. A kike would make them fat instead. Kim is an Aryan super soldier.

2024-08-07 05:58:48 CEST

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@npub15fk…j9gr >run left
>bounce
>run right
>bounce
How could you possibly escape this?

2024-07-31 04:08:47 CEST

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@npub1qw3…qe66 @npub12d4…407g Teach this guy a lesson. Someone pull up that Hyperborea is Your Sister's Womb edit with the Sonnenrad behind them.

2024-07-24 06:01:52 CEST

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@npub1tx8…xu0t What is he looking at

2024-07-21 15:01:05 CEST

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@npub1lws…4fd5 God I wish that were me.

2024-07-17 19:55:24 CEST

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@npub104t…xphj Unplanned teen pregnancy I'm now convinced was never a real problem and kikes just used it as something with which to fuck with people further.

2024-07-14 14:40:32 CEST

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@npub15wf…r4sh :disintegrate:

2024-07-14 00:33:48 CEST

If Trump is not dead by the end of the day I'm going to tattoo "nothing ever happens" on my ballsack.

2024-07-10 04:51:50 CEST

:insane: :insane: :insane: :insane: :insane: :insane: :insane: :insane: :insane: :insane: :insane: :insane: :insane: :insane: :insane:
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2024-06-30 21:05:55 CEST

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@npub1j8e…mpny @npub1jcz…n00z cute

2024-06-29 06:33:01 CEST

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@npub1scj…el3p the funny thing is that as things keep getting worse more people will keep feeling nostalgic even about years that were already complete shit, because for those new generations that's the best they ever had it.

2024-06-27 00:19:36 CEST

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@npub1hn2…j742 I am NOT gay. I said I was thinking about it, it does not mean that I was thinking about it in a positive manner. This is slander.

2024-06-26 15:30:11 CEST

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@npub1uzg…sppm @npub18tx…tp9y Don't kink shame us.

2024-06-26 15:06:54 CEST

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@npub1f9y…4ew4 I wouldn't Yzma.

2024-06-19 03:57:17 CEST

Going to bed. Please save your good posts for tomorrow morning, thanks.

2024-06-11 06:12:24 CEST

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@npub1k43…6hs3 >woman
>has a handsome Squidward jaw on top of it
Nah I'm not listening to that. Cute girl thread.
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2024-06-11 05:30:54 CEST

The concept of "trans chaser" is so bewildering to me. Imagine being the most repulsive creature to walk on this planet and then have the gall to complain that, for some God forsaken reason, there are people who find you attractive, somehow.

2024-06-08 07:39:31 CEST

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@npub120l…pquj Reminds me of when Youtube let you customize the shit out of your channel :konata_cry: we need the fun web back.

2024-06-01 06:23:17 CEST

Attention Fedizens. I have just ejaculated. It was a decent load all things considered
#cum #cumfriday #ejaculture

2024-05-28 05:17:13 CEST

Peterson.mp4
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2024-05-27 17:03:26 CEST

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@npub1qh0…xeda
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2024-05-27 05:54:40 CEST

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@npub1efc…v2pu @npub1qw3…qe66 Sex

2024-05-23 04:47:02 CEST

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@npub1rmn…4lk2 Anne of Green Gables says Total Pajeet Death.
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2024-05-20 21:49:24 CEST

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2024-05-15 15:57:26 CEST

I hate people poorer than me.

2024-05-01 00:53:13 CEST

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@npub1xza…veu8 @npub1s6c…eftm Your low literacy in animated kidslop has me taken aback.

2024-04-23 04:23:12 CEST

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@npub1msm…0dqu We can already identify jews without computer-assisted facial recognition :smug2:
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2024-04-22 23:21:11 CEST

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@npub1s98…jez5 Actually surprisingly nice. It's been raining a lot, certified comfy vibes. Too bad that stormwater drains can't handle it and you have to swim to get around if you walk to places like me lmao

2024-04-22 23:09:57 CEST

I ran into an old german couple at work today. Their spanish was really good :senko_hmmmm: I wonder what's up with europeans lately coming over here. I know it's cheaper but God damn you'd be hard pressed to say more than 2 or 3 positive things about this shithole.

2024-04-22 23:07:18 CEST

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@npub12xe…vshq This is what they took from us :cry:

2024-04-20 19:46:52 CEST

There are SO many Pokemon I wound't have sex with.

2024-04-20 19:43:53 CEST

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@npub1xjr…kygw Grab it from them it's technically not stealing until they've already paid for it.

2024-04-20 19:41:20 CEST

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@npub1f64…5rsj :sob2: :sob2: :sob2:
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2024-04-20 19:37:52 CEST

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@npub17ck…8txk @npub1mt0…esms Her womb must be so big, he could pump her full of cum for an entire day and still have extra space for more.

2024-04-20 19:35:38 CEST

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@npub1xcq…h0nf No idea what the show even is about but I would plap her

2024-04-20 19:33:14 CEST

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@npub1mt0…esms :sob2:

2024-04-20 19:31:27 CEST

I can immediately spot children with my same brand of autism. Poor thing will grow up to be like me.

2024-04-16 06:27:22 CEST

Nothing ever happened, until the best thing happened to me: meeting you.
From: Chud
To: That one yenta I'm stalking and I'm gonna rape in real life

2024-04-16 06:16:53 CEST

When I see something so cursed I spare my followers and don't boost it. Guys, never tell me I don't care about you.

2024-04-16 06:02:36 CEST

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@npub14mk…sqx8 I need to be taught about this. Please master, enlighten me.

2024-04-16 06:01:19 CEST

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Should I have posted this? I'll leave that question to future me, I'm too sleepy now.

2024-04-16 05:59:15 CEST

Perhaps the only thing keeping me from being a pure-bred lolicon and reaching Cunnyhalla is how much I love hairy pussies :3duohh:

2024-04-14 23:33:18 CEST

Holy fuck, plastic bags nowadays are made to be literally trash and nothing else :bocchi_breakdown: I had one of them break on me right at the entrance of the store, and the other two broke halfway while going home.

2024-04-11 04:42:09 CEST

I wonder what people think about the fact I boost their posts less than 5 seconds after they've posted them. Am I your stalker? Yes, of course. Am I obsessed with you? Absolutely.

2024-04-07 06:44:12 CEST

Do I look down on people for being poor? Yes, of course.
Am I also broke myself? Unequivocally.

2024-04-07 02:28:20 CEST

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@npub12d4…407g I have only satisfied my carnal desires with this chinese-made stand-in of my true love. I haven't yet consumated the marriage with Greta (she still doesn't know she's my wife, it's complicated).

2024-04-02 23:04:58 CEST

I ate a whole loaf of bread ask me anything.

2024-03-25 04:21:46 CET

Linux kernel still compiling. God please, wherever he is, strike Linus Torvalds with lightning or a missile
:venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2:

2024-03-25 03:48:36 CET

I'm watching that fucking India documentary and I've never felt more repulsed in my life God damn. What am I even going to do with the snack I had prepared :venomsnakedemon2:

2024-03-19 23:22:55 CET

OBAMA YOU FUCKING NIGGER, LEAVE MY PC ALONE I NEED TO DO WORK YOU COCK SUCKER
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2024-03-12 20:06:17 CET

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@npub1wng…k5ul This is about ethics in TND journalism.

2024-03-12 17:38:29 CET

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@npub1zxx…u452 @npub1j4p…z0qp Give a troon a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Hang him from a lamp post and you'll never have to see his mutual AIDS posts for a lifetime.

2024-03-12 15:16:48 CET

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@npub1kr9…vpk6 @npub1jn7…j9k9 FUCK IT.
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2024-03-12 15:16:07 CET

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@npub1jn7…j9k9 This image is the only thing keeping me from making improvised explosives.

2024-03-12 14:57:27 CET

Remember this time around gamers shall not give up until all vidya girls have fully modeled pantsu you can take a look at from under their skirt.

2024-03-12 14:53:39 CET

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@npub107c…ak7y @npub1f64…5rsj "Take this racists, I'll tag every sheboon I know"

2024-03-12 14:47:56 CET

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@npub1tds…djq2 @npub1syf…mzey I swear to God I thought I was going insane. I saw that stupid niggress EVERYWHERE :notlikemiya:

2024-03-12 14:46:02 CET

:meru_wow:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA0LZx2JYRM

2024-03-12 14:11:02 CET

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Oh fuck I missed the chance to make this about fucking Pokemon, maybe next time.

2024-03-12 14:09:38 CET

:soy_cry: you're a pedo
:chad: ad hominem
:soy_cry: fucking children is illegal
:chad: appeal to authority

2024-03-12 13:02:42 CET

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@npub1scj…el3p :BrolyCulo: :soy2:

2024-03-12 13:01:05 CET

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@npub1van…0lzh @npub175d…wrtj I wanna fuck an 18+ child (average woman)

2024-03-12 12:56:30 CET

FUCKEN SEEEEEX I WANT TO BREEEDDD AAAAGAGGGHH SEEEEX

2024-03-12 12:56:03 CET

Maybe I should get a haircut, my hair is getting out of control :zt_think2:

2024-03-12 12:55:18 CET

I'M FUCKING HORNY AAAAAAA I WANT SEEEEX AAAAAAAHGGGG SEEEEEEXXXXX AFFSSGFAFSGSG

2024-03-05 04:45:27 CET

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@npub12xd…wkrc @npub1tdf…p9pl @npub1dkf…z4wz Don't say that, hag lovers will start coming in droves posting pictures of fertility boosters.

2024-02-27 19:14:12 CET

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2024-02-25 03:21:53 CET

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What happened to the image :venomsnakedemon2: the Rothschilds once again intercepting my posts.
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2024-02-25 03:19:35 CET

Dodge v. Ford is one corporate law’s iconic decisions, regularly taught in law school and regularly cited as one of corporate law’s core shareholder primacy decisions. Ford Motor slashed its dividend in 1916 and minority stockholders—the Dodge brothers—successfully sued Ford Motor Company for a big dividend payout. Ford had justified skipping the dividend because he sought to do well for employees and America’s car buyers, with corporate profits a secondary motivation. The court largely rejected Ford’s justifications for holding back the dividend.
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2024-02-08 06:00:06 CET

Gonna meet my wife in my dreams. Gn everybody :sleep:

2024-01-13 21:10:16 CET

LMAO I can't fucking even
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2024-01-11 04:10:26 CET

Thinking so much about piss made me hungry. Night snack time.

2024-01-10 16:26:08 CET

Sometimes I just like making Minecraft villager sounds. It makes me feel connected to my ancestors.

2024-01-06 05:41:21 CET

Wait a minute, this isn't a tomboy, it's just a boy!

2023-12-10 01:19:46 CET

I formally request that all my mutuals tag me in all threads related to pinguins with guns. Thanks.

2023-12-04 03:19:50 CET

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@npub17dy…yf4p #tagowl @npub1php…6l98
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2023-11-22 04:18:32 CET

Fedi is so slow for me right now. The futa community once again taking over the entire bandwith of the server.

2023-11-22 04:14:02 CET

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@npub1jtu…2dky I want that heterosexual explanation in full detail now, and fast. My fingers are already reaching for the G key.

2023-10-28 04:10:34 CEST

In all seriousness lmao roflmao lol xdddd

2023-10-22 18:59:09 CEST

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@npub15fk…j9gr @npub1j4p…z0qp Maybe AI and I can both hide underneath the blanket and then a cuddle hahaha jk... unless?

2023-10-14 14:10:52 CEST

STOP calling everything a "community". Instead use any of the following alternatives:
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2023-10-12 21:19:51 CEST

I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows

2023-10-10 22:17:18 CEST

I get extra hard when I see
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2023-10-10 02:35:38 CEST

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@npub1enz…e904 @npub1rjh…uefa Next contest has to involve some kind of shitcoin everyone has to buy in order to vote. Then at the end the girl that caused more financial ruin is the one that wins :stonks:

2023-10-09 00:05:58 CEST

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@npub13x5…mduq @npub1j4p…z0qp @npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1xan…jlvy @npub1ch8…sw60 @npub140a…snr9 @npub1ajw…aj8d Shinji, you have to fingerblast your mother, or futa Rei will have to do it again.
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2023-10-08 23:59:39 CEST

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@npub1xan…jlvy @npub1j4p…z0qp @npub1lwt…q3ry @npub106d…3m89 @npub13x5…mduq @npub1ch8…sw60 @npub140a…snr9 @npub1ajw…aj8d Now you've done it. I claim this thread as new battleground for which 14 year old girl is the most fuckable. Btw, it's Rei :rei_smirk:

2023-10-08 02:10:39 CEST

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@npub15ak…ds8f @npub17ck…8txk If only the guys crossing the US border where doing so to kill as many US jews as possible :sadgery:

2023-10-07 18:50:33 CEST

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@npub1ux2…5jws >this product is not available in your region
:hit_with_feels:

2023-09-26 20:35:32 CEST

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@npub1xan…jlvy Gn bro. When russians sleep do they go "zzzzzzz" or a completely different letter?

2023-09-25 23:51:01 CEST

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@npub1e7t…4zvc Saving this thread to enjoy later. Keep them coming lads!

2023-09-22 02:48:44 CEST

I don't want to fugg the loli :blobcattableflip: I want to have her as my daughter and spoil her rotten.

2023-09-19 23:15:00 CEST

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@npub1ecj…fchy @npub1rjh…uefa Fedi admins better be prepared for terrorists attacks against their servers when that happens. If Megumin ever loses to anyone I know of a few Ted K. appreciators who would blow things up.

2023-09-17 21:08:01 CEST

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@npub13r2…tqc5 @npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1scj…el3p I wonder if Guix's (kinda inspired in NixOS) userbase is any less insane
>GNU project
Maybe not :kanna_cry:

2023-09-12 02:53:24 CEST

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@npub1rjh…uefa @npub167x…ml9g Honestly what's most shameful about them is that they actually sit through a million-part series of a Youtuber talking in an annoying voice and making unfunny remarks about the visual novel.

2023-09-12 02:32:25 CEST

Today I learned there are two types of people: Those who played Twilight Princess, and those who voted for Fatchouli (neither of them played Touhou).
#BestVidyaGirlContest
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2023-09-09 07:53:02 CEST

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@npub1dph…t7jj Meek, kinda retarded and passionate about her hobbies. Physically I really like girls with short black hair for some reason.