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2026-08-03 11:09:27 UTC

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It’s even worse than that unc… the ColdCard software was run through old ass versions of ChatGPT and the errors were picked up instantly.
A retard with a laptop could do this sans AI.
@nprofile…z7g5 donkeys fucked up harder than SBF.

2026-08-03 10:00:48 UTC

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Important to you, you write about it.
He’s not writing to you specifically, your royal highness 👑

2026-08-03 05:16:25 UTC

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https://coldcardwatch.com/

2026-08-03 05:16:00 UTC

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https://coldcardwatch.com/

2026-08-03 05:15:47 UTC

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https://coldcardwatch.com/

2026-08-03 05:15:36 UTC

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https://coldcardwatch.com/

2026-08-03 05:15:26 UTC

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https://coldcardwatch.com/

2026-08-03 05:15:16 UTC

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https://coldcardwatch.com/

2026-08-03 05:15:11 UTC

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https://coldcardwatch.com/

2026-08-03 05:15:05 UTC

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https://coldcardwatch.com/

2026-08-03 05:14:54 UTC

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https://coldcardwatch.com/

2026-08-03 05:14:41 UTC

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https://coldcardwatch.com/

2026-08-03 05:06:16 UTC

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#word 🙌🏽

2026-08-03 05:05:44 UTC

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You are a big swinging dick on Nostr with reach! Not a talking head per se but still a donkey dick with reach! :)

2026-08-03 05:04:40 UTC

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Who the fuck cares if this shit is confirmed by @nprofile…ehxp ???
And what kind of fucking retard would even use a #coldcard to RESECURE their stack??? This is fucking madness.
Get your shit onto an exchange or a hot wallet! 1000000000000X more secure!
These half assed notes are fucking infuriating @nprofile…d0wt @nprofile…8yna
Set fire to it NOW and cleanse - you know what I mean…
Now is not the time to be ‘half pregnant’
It’s the ‘all or nothing law’ right now…

2026-08-03 04:51:38 UTC

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This is incredibly important info that the talking heads need to be communicating:
@nprofile…rapz @nprofile…6w5v @npub1rxy…hnp8 @nprofile…0zn0 @nprofile…jx6r @nprofile…nf7x @nprofile…hmqs @nprofile…ynf4 @nprofile…9mt5 @nprofile…7238 @nprofile…srde @nprofile…0x9t @nprofile…nnyx @nprofile…nnx6 @nprofile…6yk5 @nprofile…gcy6 @nprofile…4pcg @nprofile…0jd5 @nprofile…ty6x @nprofile…0u8l @nprofile…yh0x @nprofile…syt5 @nprofile…ja9r @nprofile…6a6q @nprofile…ugh3 @nprofile…ddwj @nprofile…kd3g @npub1d3f…r4xv
#nevent1q…tcak

2026-08-03 04:35:22 UTC

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No lies detected here.
He definitely doesn’t deserve praise but he should also be at the bleeding edge of new info to make sure plebs that followed his advice don’t get wrecked any further.

2026-08-03 04:18:55 UTC

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You also ain’t wrong… what a fucking donkey show of epic proportions

2026-08-03 04:18:21 UTC

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A reductionist way of looking at things.
Do you follow each story and each update in the world using an independent auditor each and every time or do you watch and follow a few sources and then use some discretion and personal accountability?
It’s easy to throw the baby out with the bath water.
It’s hard to be a non- absolutist dude with nuance during times like this.
If BTCsessions claims that paraphrases are being cracked and there is a valid source I wouldn’t dismiss it.

2026-08-02 05:12:07 UTC

Making headlines in the mainstream media. Is this #bitcoin winning!?
https://www.news.com.au/finance/markets/cryptocurrency/major-bitcoin-flaw-sees-wallets-drained-of-50-million-as-price-plummets/news-story/976890a5466d6bd7aee38ef4debe681c
#asknostr #coldcard #coinkite
@npub12ct…c5ky @npub19ca…qj29 #sats

2026-08-01 12:28:00 UTC

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https://coldcard.com/mk5
Has anyone got a discount code for this bad boy?
Now that the firmware is updated we are good to go IMHO. Don’t let a few lost shekels rumble you.
#coldcard all the way 💪🏽

2026-08-01 01:19:16 UTC

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@nprofile…fcaw what say you?

2026-07-31 23:20:17 UTC

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https://youtu.be/a4qCeNeE1uQ

2026-07-20 03:22:03 UTC

2021 = $69,000 Bitcoin
2026 = $64,750 Bitcoin
Retire your bloodline in 1 cycle!
#LIES #LIAR #asknostr #whylie?
#wholied? #falsehoods #fables #inflation #bitcoin #sats #btc
🤥

2026-07-19 01:11:39 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/2ba7f0647632a3e14b84dd3e0ba5de0d1d5d2db0b5876f4b4d6b5a577b7b2dfe.jpg
#nevent1q…vuhr

2026-07-17 07:20:48 UTC

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https://youtu.be/ix-UHwtegpQ

2026-06-26 06:38:29 UTC

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Only ~60 more days until we have officially flatlined for 2,000 days!
March 2021 = 58k gang
June 2026 = 58k gang
Roughly 1,940 days of nothingness!
😂
Factor in inflation and you are down bigly!

2026-06-26 06:35:44 UTC

March 2021 Bitcoin Price was $58,000
June 2026 Bitcoin Price is $58,000
~1,940 days of fucking fuck all!
Hardest money in the world! 🤥
Retire your bloodline in one cycle (4 years)! 🤥
Beat inflation! 🤥
Save today to pay for tomorrow! 🤥
Why have OG Bitcoiners led new Bitcoiners to the back of the woodshed?
🪵🪓🐓
#AskNostr #Nostr #Bitcoin #BTC #Zaps #Inflation #News #HardMoney #AI #Grift #Lies

2026-06-26 02:56:26 UTC

58k gang hear hear 👂

2026-06-13 02:55:57 UTC

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Can confirm that Fable has been pulled for all users in Australia as well.

2026-06-11 19:14:03 UTC

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❤️

2026-06-10 10:39:04 UTC

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I think it’s worth repeating.
That gigatop was 1,673 days ago.
We are knocking on the door of half a decade since the last cycle top.
And to be at 61k is fucking embarrassing!
Since 2021 we have had:
- 811,000 BTC held by IBIT
- 845,256 BTC held by Strategy
- Record high hash rate: 959.5 EH/s
- 43,514 BTC held by XX1
- Metaplanet going all in
- USA announcing BTC strategic reserve
- Pakistan announcing BTC strategic reserve
- UAE investing heavily in BTC
- Insider trading with Prince Donald Jr and Prince Eric filling their BTC bags
- El Salvador stacking sats since making BTC a fundamental part of their economic future
- Spot ETFs green lit in the USA in 2024
- Bhutan stacking sats through BTC mining
- BTC miners going gangbusters in Texas
- Ethiopia, Paraguay and Khazikstan ramping up mining operations
- Goldman Sachs entering the fray
- Unchained expanding big time
- Significant Lightning network expansion
- Square merchant adoption to millions of retailers
- BitKey entering the hardware market
- Tether stacking BTC like crazy
1,673 days of all of the above and stuck at 61k????
Fuck me dead, Space X will IPO at a higher market cap than BTC and it’s valued at 100 x revenue!
Not apples to apples but still very interesting!
Underperforming is an understatement…
Power Law / Stock to Flow / Rainbow Chart / Mumbo Jumbo ☠️ 🪦

2026-06-10 02:45:08 UTC

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I humbly disagree.
Going all in on Nov 10th 2021 = a $69k entry point.
Let’s assume you became an insta wholecoiner
Hold for 1,673 days.
Current price = $62k
Factor in a 6% annual inflation rate since the whole coin entry point purchase in 2021.
You are down 31% (inflation adjusted).

2026-06-10 02:13:52 UTC

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What happens when you go all in on pocket aces on November 10th, 2021 and you lose to the nut flush draw in 2026?
Holding onto a ‘winning hand’ for 1,673 days is a slog!
Going all in on November 10th 2021 means you have a bag worth 31% less today (inflation adjusted).
1,673 days ago and counting…

2026-06-09 20:52:47 UTC

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Hear, hear 👂

2026-06-08 00:52:00 UTC

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Keep ✍️ the good fight ⚔️

2026-06-07 07:23:31 UTC

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“If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?”
#asknostr #nostr #zcash
#nevent1q…pq8a

2026-06-07 07:07:59 UTC

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Thanks for sharing Anita.
🙏

2026-06-05 12:34:06 UTC

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Purity tests are boring AF 🥱

2026-06-05 12:31:07 UTC

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What are you trying to do to me Jameson? Make me cum?
#jeermedaddy

2026-06-03 04:05:27 UTC

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Mumbo jumbo talk doesn’t change the fact that Bitcoins price action has sucked ass for 5 years.

2026-06-03 04:03:24 UTC

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Comparar para baixo com a Ethereum para fazer a péssima ação de preço do Bitcoin parecer aceitável é prática comum entre os Bitcoiners com a cabeça enfiada na areia.

2026-06-02 23:38:09 UTC

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Keep 🎥 the good fight ⚔️

2026-06-02 08:08:45 UTC

2021 - Bitcoin price 69k
2026 - Bitcoin price 69k
BeSt PeRfOrMiNg AsSeT oF tHe PaSt 5 yEaRs
👁️ 👄👁️
#asknostr #bitcoin #sats #thecoin #bearmarket #bearish #bear #lies #nostr #stayhumble
Why do OG Bitcoiners lie to new Bitcoiners and no coiners?

2026-06-02 03:08:15 UTC

Lunch of the Gods
- Toasted Baguette 🥖
- Brillat-Savarin 🧀
- Pork & Pistachio Terrine 🐖
Don’t over complicate shit 🧡
Back to first principles ✨
#food #foodstr #cheese #pork #freerange #lunch #terrine #oliveoil
https://blossom.primal.net/59bb1bca1708b4cef9a666f5007804d41cecdc55881354cfda5f67fcc3f6254c.jpg

2026-05-29 11:13:35 UTC

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Google it

2026-05-29 04:41:22 UTC

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Very cool GG, very cool 🧡

2026-05-27 22:26:05 UTC

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✍️ ⚔️ 🧡

2026-05-27 22:24:56 UTC

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✍️ ⚔️ 🧡

2026-05-27 06:47:09 UTC

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I’m here for NUMBER GO UP.
Everything else is noise.

2026-05-27 04:45:13 UTC

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“The lame will walk and the blind will see”
https://blossom.primal.net/3402087f25cf1db31357c97e3e120237c7d02be07a18f15e2d27fc83642aad08.gif

2026-05-27 04:43:23 UTC

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True story
#nevent1q…pjnl

2026-05-26 22:56:13 UTC

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Trump states many things.
The delta between his statements and the truth is incredibly wide.

2026-05-26 21:48:40 UTC

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Keep ✍️ the wonderful fight ⚔️

2026-05-25 21:36:11 UTC

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🙌🏽

2026-05-25 07:01:49 UTC

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#retardmaxx

2026-05-24 22:39:16 UTC

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In Australia the average bachelor degree costs are:
Teaching / Education $19,000 - $26,000 (4 years)
Computer Science $30,000 - $60,000 AUD (3 years)
Arts (psychology) ~$40,000 AUD (3 years)
Bachelor of Medicine ~$65,000 AUD (5 years)
Nursing ~$20,000 AUD (3 years)
Take 30% off the prices above to get to USD 🇺🇸
My kids will be working and studying and paying their own tuition!

2026-05-24 21:46:29 UTC

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Keep 🎥 the good fight ⚔️

2026-05-24 19:59:45 UTC

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All good 👍

2026-05-24 19:20:12 UTC

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🤔

2026-05-24 07:17:28 UTC

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2026-05-24 06:15:32 UTC

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The acid … never lies ✨

2026-05-24 00:16:28 UTC

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🙏

2026-05-24 00:13:41 UTC

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Shout out to Kurt ✍️ ❤️

2026-05-24 00:11:54 UTC

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❤️

2026-05-23 22:58:44 UTC

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#boneapetheteeth 🐟 ❤️

2026-05-23 19:45:27 UTC

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I think you could pull it off my friend.
Don’t go crazy on the size and shape though.
The perfect hat for you would be a #lawman style - exactly like Raylan Givens from Justified.
Not quite a cowboy hat but in the same vein.
As they say friendo - the bigger hat, the smaller the ranch ;)
I think you could pull it off my friend.
https://wildhatsofficial.com/product/raylan/
https://blossom.primal.net/42ff973554304019662f30a06ac29119112b2f5005ae1164693712416698fed2.jpg

2026-05-23 09:25:02 UTC

Scott Pendlebury breaks the AFL (Australian Football League) games played record
433 Games
Drafted in 2005
Played his first game in 2006
2× AFL Premiership Player: 2010, 2023
Norm Smith Medal: 2010 (Grand Final Replay Best on Ground)
6× All-Australian: 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2019
5× E.W. Copeland Trophy (Collingwood Best & Fairest): 2011, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016
4× Anzac Medal: 2010, 2011, 2019, 2026
AFLCA Champion Player of the Year: 2013
Arguably the most durable and consistent player in the history of the AFL
20 years + of professional football under his belt
——
Final Score
Collingwood 92 vs West Coast 82
——
#afl #sp433 #pendlebury #afl #collingwood #magpies #collingwoodFC #pendle #hotpies #Austrich #aussie #straya #footy #shutupfootysontheradio
https://blossom.primal.net/a910adc6da74b42bab68b9a698d31ff3b7f6ecb4e214fc534b14d3f960003a17.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/7af3f71abe3da9c6084ccd89cf7c248aff7ace78fbe45fc7a54b050e51d3fac7.jpg

2026-05-23 04:39:03 UTC

If I have a scammers email address and phone number how can I make their life a living hell?
I’ll zap all good ideas ⚡️
Please and thank you 🙏
#asknostr #scam #scammers #payback

2026-05-23 01:28:03 UTC

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Weather forecasts:
Accurate as a horoscope reading and as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle!
🚬

2026-05-23 01:14:50 UTC

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🍕 ❤️

2026-05-23 00:48:50 UTC

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I guess it depends on how you want to slice it?
🍕 ❤️

2026-05-23 00:42:31 UTC

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That’s a fine looking pizza 🍕
Enjoy 😉

2026-05-22 23:51:11 UTC

‘Mutha Fukka on a Motorcycle’
- Machine Gun Fellatio (2000)
https://open.spotify.com/track/38petAMfzOMaGE6gUHybqA
#music #tunstr #2000 #machinegunfellatio #dance #musicstr #nostr
💃
https://blossom.primal.net/9c2245448195c7e08785f378649a3bec98be18bd271c4f25983090533872837e.jpg

2026-05-22 22:55:39 UTC

Within our retarded community which statement does the heaviest lifting?
A: “At least Trump freed Ross”
OR
B: “Sats are on sale today!”
#retard #bitcoin #sats #nostr #trump

2026-05-22 22:21:15 UTC

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I wish you were there John.
‘Happy’ or gay as you call it is the perfect descriptor.
Unbridled love John. 🧡

2026-05-22 22:19:00 UTC

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And then he let me stick my SD card into has hard….wallet….
And then we partially signed a transaction together…
And then together we broadcasted our immutable transaction to the world
It was fucking beautiful ❤️
We each lit up a cigarette, rolled over and surrendered to the night 🌃🌚✨

2026-05-22 22:09:53 UTC

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“Heavy is the ass that sits on the throne”
- Some Guy (1598)
👑

2026-05-22 22:00:49 UTC

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That’s Amore! 🍕 ❤️
Enjoy ☺️

2026-05-22 21:12:35 UTC

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Freeing Ross is carrying the entire weight of Trump support in this retarded space. Singlehandedly.

2026-05-22 21:05:56 UTC

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That would be a mis-steak
Pizza is a medium best eaten on the rare occasion.
A pizza that is hand stretched and wood fired is a pizza that is always well done.
🍕 ❤️

2026-05-22 20:57:59 UTC

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🍕 ❤️

2026-05-22 19:11:23 UTC

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🐮 🧡 🌆 🏝️

2026-05-22 19:10:40 UTC

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Cow in Islantis ✨
#nevent1q…z9nx

2026-05-22 10:36:35 UTC

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🍕 😜

2026-05-22 10:35:56 UTC

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#slice of heaven 🍕

2026-05-22 10:34:10 UTC

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🍕 🥰

2026-05-22 10:05:21 UTC

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🍕 ❤️

2026-05-22 09:51:13 UTC

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🍕 ❤️

2026-05-22 08:08:19 UTC

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🍕 ❤️

2026-05-22 08:07:28 UTC

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🍕 ❤️

2026-05-22 08:06:49 UTC

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🍕 ❤️

2026-05-22 08:06:00 UTC

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🍕 ❤️

2026-05-22 07:57:43 UTC

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🍕 ❤️

2026-05-22 07:56:23 UTC

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:) 🍕 ❤️

2026-05-22 07:54:35 UTC

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In the morning fellow pleb ;) !

2026-05-22 07:22:04 UTC

Happy Bitcoin Pizza Day Folks! 🧡 🍕
#bitcoinpizzaday #pizzagate #pizza #pizzaday #btc #sats #bitcoin #slice #onebiteeveryoneknowsdaveisaretard
https://blossom.primal.net/f2334f174513d37571a58a6adf825cbde326c1c85bc6580d4c7729c03164322e.jpg

2026-05-22 03:17:57 UTC

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https://youtu.be/v8ly0meBr0c

2026-05-22 03:17:43 UTC

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https://youtu.be/v8ly0meBr0c

2026-05-21 23:15:53 UTC

@primal
If a zap is ‘stuck’ pending is it usually the senders issue or the receivers issue?
I’ve got 3 zaps ‘stuck’ from a few days ago and 2 zaps stuck today.
I’ve successfully been able to zap multiple other people.
I’ve also successfully zapped the the same folks for which they are now stuck.
FYI - using primal wallet