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sci fi/maybe not so sci fi concept. a team of activists want to deploy unstoppable software. they get a member to infiltrate space x and gain access to the starlink division. they program one of them to run a samurai whirlpool node. when it launches it is programmed to veer off from the pack and orbit the earth on a different trajectory. for an hour a day people in northern Europe, central USA and Australia can access whirlpool mixer from their starlink satellites. the feds ree at the sky. the end.

2025-05-19 05:39:03 UTC

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is that cryptonomicon reference???

2025-05-17 20:37:24 UTC

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HUHHHHHUUPPPP
Inspired.By.Korean.Muscles.Mommies.
(ManySuchCases)

2025-05-16 15:43:11 UTC

fukn sweet match day buzz followed me again

2025-05-16 15:40:21 UTC

kek
bet it works though
https://m.primal.net/QvhM.png

2025-05-03 02:28:35 UTC

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R u ok

2025-05-03 02:27:05 UTC

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Scary doesn't mean scary lol and thieving counts doesn't mean thieving cunts

2025-05-01 13:11:13 UTC

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I thought the scanning eye balls was primarily a cost effective charade to fool retail/investors into his scam coin

2025-05-01 13:07:42 UTC

the woman on the radio is using antivirus software as a metaphor to explain antibiotics. get me off this ride.

2025-04-28 19:10:55 UTC

now this is ui design https://blossom.primal.net/4a04b75b6698b4ecd9f9f6d70c8f9adebf58888b73ffa57f052b70ef012b427d.png

2025-04-28 04:52:20 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRxiZbHf3Y8

2025-04-27 09:39:03 UTC

https://tweakcn.com/ @nprofile…7l5w

2025-04-26 03:15:55 UTC

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takes one to know one

2025-04-25 07:54:41 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/3dbd9996e2a395913ffbdd5944ba485c66aec4264858391e264b3952ef11cac2.png
@nprofile…m9zz sora image

2025-04-24 17:41:52 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/3d59f150638fcd9fb5c9972ff034407a44173b07d2ce25f3e47fd9dd1cbfabbf.png

2025-04-24 03:22:47 UTC

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fucking ey, fair play man, great idea.
stay strong fellow fuck ups!

2025-04-21 05:31:34 UTC

@nprofile…ee6y https://www.krea.ai/stage 👀👀👀

2025-04-21 04:53:19 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tkHIMqN-YM&list=RD6tkHIMqN-YM&start_radio=1

2025-04-21 04:14:01 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-IEnKdkzLg&list=PLRvZ7cdgjmKRJqaVXCOAC2_Eiie1xQEQ-&index=6

2025-04-20 22:32:42 UTC

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@nprofile…te6f

2025-04-20 02:54:41 UTC

Butthole dragon
#puffpuffpaint https://cdn.satellite.earth/7297fc0e7e1e0fa98663aa4e1e4b59a2fc4b0cefaca0e838ad4ff2df9dc5a44a.jpg

2025-04-20 02:19:25 UTC

Frozen acid spirit
#puffpuffpaint
https://cdn.satellite.earth/2582f7d5afab715a0a5441e634dea2c56e58f2cd897f9d692908f570b2328a79.jpg

2025-04-20 01:52:23 UTC

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Clit? It's a raisin head and his raisin body bruh

2025-04-20 01:46:19 UTC

https://cdn.satellite.earth/b256eb2d6458bffe3d2d6de5ab340cc30453016d04521ed011ce31c92c31cf95.jpg
Slut bug fire
#puffpuffpaint

2025-04-20 01:38:47 UTC

Tampon cigarette
#ouffpuffpaint
https://cdn.satellite.earth/f16ac69c4060fa7421b645547050b608c00fc2182bab4579411a5fb0f325a20e.jpg

2025-04-20 01:37:28 UTC

Cunt raisin
#puffpuffpaint https://cdn.satellite.earth/b4f9735205ec78ac2081df735a9e9c5da900d5c2043d6a8efaed76ea2a119c18.jpg

2025-04-19 08:50:07 UTC

https://m.primal.net/QVqT.png
saw this, thought of you @nprofile…kv0a

2025-04-18 22:39:39 UTC

The entire Blender Foundation should be brought up in the Hague for the NLA editor

2025-04-16 16:25:07 UTC

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Yeah but that's only like half the posts

2025-04-13 04:32:52 UTC

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https://grugbrain.dev/

2025-04-10 18:27:54 UTC

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Sex

2025-04-10 18:25:44 UTC

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On either end of the spectrum you're still retarded - Confucius

2025-04-10 18:24:37 UTC

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Using revolut for Bitcoin ngmi

2025-04-10 04:46:18 UTC

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Snobbery

2025-04-09 21:29:34 UTC

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It's the Paul Keating banana eating contest

2025-04-09 07:59:38 UTC

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the dichtomy of nostr users: the head says platforms with reach, the heart says nostr https://cdn.satellite.earth/9076fd6dcaa1bddd57d0ebfd900ab75b94a6036363ebc2fb351ee02be5e38157.mp4

2025-04-07 02:38:03 UTC

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I read that the cities there have planning a long the lines of each zone has to have apartments, retail units, houses. that way mom and dad can sell the house to young families when their family moves out, when their family moves out they can get the apartment from the young family.

2025-04-05 09:21:24 UTC

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The commission doesn't like being told no does it

2025-04-04 18:40:08 UTC

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https://cdn.satellite.earth/f876c3f48e9c2a2ad6e377b7c12c6daac617f0bda1eb537a0cb8df4175005661.jpg

2025-04-04 16:09:34 UTC

the new gippitee image model is a hoot
https://cdn.satellite.earth/08f2b4bffeda3abddb6c8c1325688fa274db8621887bca0d0f0907888a3e777f.jpg
https://cdn.satellite.earth/f17eef23c001eaba011e41dd8cbf14b1d1dfc62aeaee0ef2cdc377b891036474.jpg

2025-03-31 19:39:38 UTC

@nprofile…sdxk where can I find the NWC string in your webapp, so I can connect to wallet to my nostr signed? Thanks <3

2025-03-31 13:13:30 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/live/pBPojbzO2r0?si=tm6yt_8ozJULx4AG this showed in the feed the last day, found it interesting

2025-03-30 10:33:06 UTC

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no I love it and want more of it. and more hype, don't think we've had nearly enough of that yet.

2025-03-29 06:47:03 UTC

twitter is so cool. it's like opening the front door to my brane and letting the worst forms of scum come in and shit on the wals

2025-02-21 08:19:40 UTC

action is coming ugandan knuckles

2025-02-18 06:13:53 UTC

@nprofile…g2vs is cornychat down?

2025-02-15 15:06:14 UTC

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tbf it's a bit of a battle even when using cuntsoft too

2025-02-15 15:03:51 UTC

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What about one where Alice's house was swept away by a hurricane and this allows her to send messages through network to rescue workers to family and friends telling them she's feeling ok and blessed.

2025-02-12 13:40:05 UTC

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Devs agree I think, they're probably more salty with every tech CEO/youtuber promising to take their jobs ad nauseum for the past two years. Just two more weeks I guess.
Ai is going to be a bigger gateway drug to coding proper than the no code tools are I reckon.

2025-02-12 11:35:10 UTC

Coinos wallet showing wrong balance in Yakihonne and Alby extension. Any ideas on how to correct this? Thanks. @nprofile…fy4z @nprofile…sdxk

2025-02-12 11:26:12 UTC

https://fartsite.info/ MAKING THE INTERNET GREAT AGAIN

2025-02-11 05:48:22 UTC

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WERRRRRRRRREWOOOOOOLLLFFFFF

2025-02-11 05:41:45 UTC

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I like the ones where the villain becomes the hero like Al Swearegen

2025-02-10 10:14:14 UTC

https://cdn.satellite.earth/a9add3ccf887a0d2713ed0a85b6e84925b8375f4819ec5af98c2f71b393cd025.png

2025-02-09 07:59:29 UTC

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well if the lancet printed it then it must be true (see: peter daszak)

2025-02-08 08:59:45 UTC

shill me web dev accounts to follow so I don't have to sign up for x again @nprofile…ey4g

2025-02-05 09:51:34 UTC

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Everyone got into it for NGU at the start. It infects some people with notions of liberty and purpose. It'll happen the new class too.

2025-02-04 06:59:02 UTC

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https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/034/711/Screen_Shot_2020-07-24_at_11.33.38_AM.jpg

2025-02-02 19:01:45 UTC

ddd

2025-02-02 12:16:19 UTC

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does v0.dev fit the bill?

2025-02-01 16:39:58 UTC

"workbench.tree.expandMode": "doubleClick"

2025-01-23 06:11:56 UTC

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who is this creepy looking cunt?

2025-01-08 06:39:13 UTC

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this must be from the extended mix

2024-12-29 05:20:06 UTC

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whooah, livin' on a prayer
take my hand

2024-12-26 00:03:03 UTC

https://cdn.satellite.earth/90d172519aefe3f7ff4516d7d4d70c3eb5f467863df657532b7b3ce01645cf21.jpg
https://cdn.satellite.earth/54825a2de807070693d1f14c5bfef1b76fa0252b235d48c3d0ec59dc0df651fe.jpg
https://cdn.satellite.earth/33ef3f05d967b0dc20efd64c5e2c62ce4819957642644cc5ace987fb630d2430.jpg
https://cdn.satellite.earth/114b8e189782346d342a386619f1e22fd83fb16d5938f023624351af07bb93e6.jpg

2024-12-24 05:29:51 UTC

sketch 2 butt in comfyui
https://cdn.satellite.earth/506154cd52aa18bb51728d166320284ec33dd62e568d4d5c3149d13cdb8d0b47.jpg
https://cdn.satellite.earth/898f089a73b0a6e3624a61a1c456c0eeb5e2ee862d0b1aebfdc6f92d96f17dfb.jpg

2024-12-19 07:50:38 UTC

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NGU makes us forget: we're here to break central banks, end the system of humans just being numbers in a ledger to milk and slaughter and avoid the more pernicious effects of a Mandibles collapse.
Or maybe just speed all of it up. Hard to tell sometimes 😟 .

2024-12-15 02:26:14 UTC

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wow that's news to me but very cool

2024-12-13 04:16:54 UTC

What's a good present for a 2/3 year old and 5 year old? Boys. They're into Marvel and Disney shit, I was thinking Mr. Men box set but is that too simple for a 5 year old? #asknostr

2024-12-12 23:36:13 UTC

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kek

2024-12-11 05:57:14 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sHQKg3pgh8 @npub12r0…9qrx @npub1ymt…pxnz

2024-12-10 07:56:14 UTC

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Bitcoin, nostr and nuclear fr obvs.
AI is pretty cool ngl.
Getting excited about google's quantum discovery rn kinda feels 'if**kinlovescience' <insert soyjack meme here> so I'm steering clear of that for fear of losing face infront of the based accounts.

2024-12-07 14:53:08 UTC

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thanks

2024-12-07 14:50:24 UTC

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when creating new artist without image get 'Error creating artist' https://image.nostr.build/2c285065a22a118777fff5883097aab83ac2b5117375bd247af7941016da325b.png
when creating with image get 'Missing authentication token': https://image.nostr.build/517ec3001eeea3e8322378d428579cc94a6cd762361fe6304a1a455b10ba7b9b.png
tried in latest brave + chrome + firefox, windows 10 pro

2024-12-06 07:02:49 UTC

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so like sats in and freshly mined sats out? juicy!

2024-12-04 06:12:33 UTC

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why does cashu need lightning, my friend (voices in my head) says you don't need it

2024-12-02 17:26:10 UTC

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fed

2024-12-01 09:01:05 UTC

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I dunno, I think they're doing their best and I wouldn't assume hubris/neckbeard "design/ux is for retards" behaviour (though that definitely is a thing, fuck me the battles I've had with those types of devs over the years!).
But Nostr.com is such an important domain I think being terse is warranted, you'd be hung drawn and quartered in any competent agency for producing the mess they have.
Luckily geniuses like you and me are here to save the day heckin' lol.
Agree it's a different skillset and requires ProTier designers. Unfortunately there's no money in it so all the good designers have focused on Web3 and fucking NFTs. Example: https://www.maciej.co/
Disagree the team are delusional as I've seen them make numerous changes and attempts to engage community in feedback over the past week.
I don't believe in mincing words when the design, ux, content strategy and IA is as egregious as it is but let's refrain from slander 😁.

2024-12-01 08:33:30 UTC

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It's so bad. How many header sections does one site need?

2024-11-28 23:16:39 UTC

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Don't worry all the under 16s of Australia are coming soon. 🦘.

2024-11-25 08:16:16 UTC

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Hard agree. Also we're all about people owning their data. But they can't edit or delete it? Doesn't add up.

2024-11-23 08:43:56 UTC

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Won't relays need tonnes of compute/storage resources to process millions of users at some point?

2024-11-20 05:46:05 UTC

noStrudel is so good

2024-11-17 20:07:03 UTC

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Ah sorry I didn't express that well. When I used Olas earlier I was seeing all my kind 1 image posts on my Olas profile, which I don't like as those images are usually related to the note and my expectation is to see them in a twitter-like app but not an instagram/flickr-like app. This is what Kind 20 is for, I think? Cheers.

2024-11-17 19:56:59 UTC

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Hello. Is a kind 20 for instagram style image posts, where my intention is kind of creating a public gallery of aesthetic images? Vs attaching a meme or something contextual to a text note, like I would in an Amethyst post. Thanks.

2024-11-17 15:46:18 UTC

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I went to the Zapstore repo, got their apk https://github.com/zapstore/zapstore/releases/tag/0.1.5, installed it and then found Olas in Zapstore, which Zapstore then installed for me.

2024-11-15 22:26:10 UTC

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Why are they moving to Bluesky, I thought it was a censorship-free platform too?

2024-11-14 15:56:38 UTC

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Yerrah, not the most expensive bitcoin mistake I've made 😅. Play with lightning... gonna get shocked... or something...
Eventually got minibits working with alby extension and I can zap again and that's about the sum of what I need lightning for.

2024-11-08 06:34:09 UTC

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To be fair being hostile towards one of the richest and therefore most powerful men on the planet isn't exactly smart diplomacy. The right need to avoid burning bridges and bring as much power into the tent as possible. Put aside hurt feelings and dry your pussy.

2024-05-19 15:50:01 UTC

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protocols. ux. whatever.
what we need is reels 'n' titties. that'll bring the masses.

2024-01-10 08:15:27 UTC

Er... I'm scared bros...
https://m.primal.net/HXNY.png

2024-01-08 13:56:55 UTC

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https://socket.dev/ for screening dem'NPM packages

2024-01-08 13:55:39 UTC

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Ah right, thought you ran it. Yeah that'd be cool!

2024-01-08 13:54:43 UTC

https://syntax.fm/show/705/is-running-random-code-from-npm-safe-with-feross-aboukhadijeh
Interesting discussion on malicious code in NPM packages and comments on the decentralised web.