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Last Notes

2025-03-25 20:22:33 CET

Well friends, it's about the end of the month and like I posted earlier about a month ago I am about to shut down the cafe.
So long friends and thanks for all the memories.
I'll still be around on NCD (@nprofile…8k6h), but for this instance, this is goodbye 🦭 🫡

2025-03-01 01:19:25 CET

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His intro is someone asking him to ban the idiots currently fighting

2025-03-01 01:17:28 CET

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And to make it a 4 way there should be some random power jannie from Leddit as a surprise guest combatant. The stage darkens and you hear a nerd speak into the mic
*heavy breathing* the narwahl bacons at midnight

2025-03-01 01:08:42 CET

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Imagine losing to a vegan btw

2025-03-01 01:07:31 CET

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Yeah fedi clash 2, graf vs the gleasonator

2025-02-26 03:10:47 CET

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2025-02-25 02:35:33 CET

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"I was expecting an owl themed restaraunt but all I got was a bunch of fat sheboons" 😡

2025-02-25 02:26:50 CET

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2025-02-24 22:43:38 CET

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2025-02-24 22:12:26 CET

Man I wish I could comfemaxx like a certain :autumn_loaf: rn
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2025-02-24 14:34:39 CET

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2025-02-23 17:42:20 CET

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2025-02-23 05:46:46 CET

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2025-02-22 15:25:40 CET

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2025-02-22 03:24:25 CET

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Yeah I mean you hunt and kill large monsters, you can chop off their body parts and carve them for materials. Also you make weapons/armor out of their parts to kill stronger monsters etc

2025-02-22 03:09:25 CET

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Saar I could not see butiful open cloth bitch lasagna, so I redeem to become the bitch lasagna

2025-02-21 23:40:18 CET

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Anyways it's a pretty fun vidya series and they got a big title coming out next friday

2025-02-21 23:39:42 CET

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it's literally a game where, get this, there's big ass monsters and you hunt them :catheadexplode:

2025-02-21 23:36:21 CET

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Apparently you can customize all the stickers with text

2025-02-21 23:35:41 CET

@nprofile…x8tf u gonna play monster hunter wilds next week? :ablobcatangel:
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2025-02-21 23:01:52 CET

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HE WAS THE CHOSEN VAXXER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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2025-02-21 19:07:23 CET

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2025-02-21 04:20:27 CET

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2025-02-21 04:17:37 CET

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2025-02-21 04:14:31 CET

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2025-02-20 02:16:20 CET

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2025-02-20 02:14:51 CET

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2025-02-19 20:28:09 CET

When I question why the jeet claimed to have done some development work in standup this morning but as it turns out they just did some minor edits that didn't really amount to anything
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2025-02-19 20:24:10 CET

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European obviously

2025-02-19 20:23:39 CET

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If you're American in the living room, what are you in the restroom?

2025-02-19 20:22:16 CET

Mr Blue Sky
Please tell us why
You had hide away for so long
So long
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2025-02-19 17:04:25 CET

Failed Space Program असफल अंतरिक्ष कार्यक्रम Soap साबुन Closed Bob बंद बॉब Java End of Life जावा का जीवन अंत Redeemed Google Play रिडीम किया गया प्ले कार्ड Spam Blacklist स्पैम ब्लैकलिस्ट Notepad++ No AI नोटपैड++ कोई नहीं Denied Pull Request पुल अनुरोध अस्वीकृत Merit Based Hiring योग्यता आधारित नियुक्ति Good Customer Service अच्छी ग्राहक सेवा
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2025-02-19 00:28:54 CET

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U should get MrFuzzlands emotes over there on NCD when you get a chance pls
:bruhfuzz: :angryfuzz: :santafuzz: :grumpyfuzz: :chadfuzz:
Maybe my kitty too?
:autumn_loaf: :autumnkirby: :autumnmelon:

2025-02-18 23:37:24 CET

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Going to let it run until around the end of next month, should be plenty of time for the active users to get everything migrated

2025-02-18 19:34:17 CET

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I hope they can find a forever home too, wish I could keep the cafe running longer but we'll still be around (albeit just with a different instance)

2025-02-17 22:23:22 CET

TIL the chat stickers in Monster Hunter Wilds are going to be customizable, should be pretty fun :acat_smile:
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2025-02-17 22:16:22 CET

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2025-02-17 22:15:35 CET

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Well tell politics I'm not interested then

2025-02-17 22:12:54 CET

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Nigger didn't get ass so he's calling women scammers I guess

2025-02-17 21:59:53 CET

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Oh shit he knows

2025-02-17 21:59:11 CET

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erm Janitors, clean it up

2025-02-17 21:51:06 CET

Dang she caught tha got damn ball
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2025-02-17 21:43:00 CET

btw if you see a follow request from kroner@nicecrew[dot]digital, that's me importing my follows from here.
Also I will be moving there after next month so if you want to follow me over there go ahead

2025-02-17 21:38:30 CET

They should rebrand to OnlyKarma
#nevent1q…cpj0

2025-02-17 21:37:04 CET

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CC @nprofile…8sam @nprofile…rw8k

2025-02-17 21:36:49 CET

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gotta make sure MrFuzzland and D00B join as well, they're essential cat posters

2025-02-17 21:16:36 CET

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I think mrfuzzland already got a NCD account, not sure about DOOB. I'll probably migrate over there

2025-02-17 17:18:59 CET

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Yeah, I wish I could keep it going as well but I'll still be here shitposting even after it's gone (and the rest of the seals most likely)

2025-02-17 17:14:05 CET

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I mean nostr is okay, but I'd rather just migrate to another fedi instance

2025-02-17 06:53:55 CET

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Under preferences on your profile you should be able to export your data (and import it from there on another instance). So if you go make an account on nicecrew dot digital for example and import your data there it should preserve your follows and send out notifications that you moved to people IIRC

2025-02-17 06:52:22 CET

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Your welcome, I'll still be around on some other instance and hopefully all of you guys will be too (thankfully you can export your account info into another instance pretty easily)

2025-02-17 06:39:21 CET

I'm sorry to be announcing this so suddenly, but at the end of next month I've decided to stop hosting seal cafe.
The reason is because my financial situation has changed a lot since I first started hosting this fediverse instance, I have more bills to pay now and I find myself not posting on here enough to justify the operation costs. While I have had some people donate to me in order to keep it running (really grateful to those who have by the way) I have been hosting this instance entirely out of pocket for most of its runtime.
I wanted to make this announcement now to give my active users a chance to migrate their account over to another instance so they can preserve their TL and preferences and whatnot.
Also I'm not going to be leaving either, probably going to migrate to NCD or decayable dot ink or something.
Again, I would like to thank the people that have donated to help keep this instance running a little longer. I wish I could keep running it longer and I hope to keep seeing you on this little slice of the interwebs 🦭
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2025-02-15 15:55:33 CET

#Caturday
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2025-02-14 17:48:10 CET

Happy Valentine's Day btw nall yiggas
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2025-02-14 17:13:01 CET

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I mean if I were in the same position I'd probably do the same tbh

2025-02-14 17:07:55 CET

When you like your mugshot so much that you hang it up and frame it outside the oval office, you also happen to be the President of the United States :blobcatsip:
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2025-02-14 17:03:20 CET

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2025-02-14 14:46:43 CET

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2025-02-14 14:42:31 CET

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2025-02-14 00:37:52 CET

I can't unsee this, enjoy
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2025-02-13 20:34:29 CET

@nprofile…5khk
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2025-02-13 06:57:39 CET

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He will not be redeemed

2025-02-13 06:48:20 CET

@nprofile…rg2n will never be a woman
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2025-02-13 06:45:25 CET

Lmao what a fucking retard niggerfaggot
#nevent1q…0rz0

2025-02-13 06:43:58 CET

Kill yourself you massive faggot lmao
#nevent1q…3xlc
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2025-02-13 03:24:18 CET

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2025-02-13 03:10:56 CET

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2025-02-12 00:15:15 CET

Glad I didn't get Civ7
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2025-02-11 07:41:59 CET

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Trump 2 just genocided all troons and you're laughing?

2025-02-11 04:07:35 CET

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Trump needs to sign an EO called #GamerGate2 that bans ugly women in video games

2025-02-10 15:17:18 CET

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Make sure to wear glasses so you don't shoot your eye out

2025-02-10 15:15:32 CET

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2025-02-10 14:16:54 CET

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Docker? I hardly knew her

2025-02-10 11:50:29 CET

Manul Monday
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2025-02-09 23:14:25 CET

:marseysoypoint:
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2025-02-09 21:14:28 CET

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2025-02-09 15:31:50 CET

She's talking to the birds and the squirrels and shiet
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2025-02-08 03:59:50 CET

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2025-02-07 15:05:13 CET

Tried modeling my Palico after :autumn_loaf:, this was the closest I could get :blobcatgooglyshrug:
They're covered in armor mostly anyways tho
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2025-02-07 03:28:17 CET

Very "how do you do fellow kids" vibe
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2025-02-07 03:27:00 CET

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I just want to grill and play vidya for gods sake

2025-02-07 03:22:14 CET

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I just wanted to play video games god damnit

2025-02-06 23:03:51 CET

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2025-02-06 22:45:05 CET

LFG
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2025-02-06 20:38:17 CET

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Could a troon's axe wound also be considered an open source?

2025-01-24 17:35:27 CET

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What a Cohencidence

2025-01-24 17:35:02 CET

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2025-01-24 16:58:26 CET

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2025-01-24 15:43:39 CET

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2025-01-24 15:11:28 CET

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2025-01-24 15:07:20 CET

Womp womp
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2025-01-22 22:46:13 CET

This dubious little CREATURE almost knocked the monitor off my desk today... very stinky, very brat :blobcatangry:
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2025-01-22 22:41:05 CET

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2024-05-21 03:19:58 CEST

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2024-03-15 16:41:24 CET

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Bro is gorfmaxxing tbh, too bad gorf is mogged by dark fedi like fr

2024-01-23 21:06:30 CET

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