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Sir. Cat Astro Phist

Sir. Cat Astro Phist ᓚᘏᗢ ᵐᵉᵒʷ
and friends 👇😸
🐵 Gerardo BigEars (npub1mal…dam8)
🐾 Dog (npub1vgu…ytdf)
🌐 spherical (npub1lft…psa5)

Public Key

npub1xsxelr6248an0u232fhveu5uwv80jn4t4x9zu4wdxyq603767zpqdm402t

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsrgrvl3a92n7eh79g4ymkv72w8xrhef646nz3w2hxnzqd8cld0pqspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnwv46qz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmcsqpcee

Publishing to

relay.nostr.net

relay.damus.io

Author Public Key

npub1xsxelr6248an0u232fhveu5uwv80jn4t4x9zu4wdxyq603767zpqdm402t

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Last Notes

2026-08-06 23:11:02 UTC

that's all for today. #gn

2026-08-06 22:12:02 UTC

😺
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#KittyInCharge 🐾👔

2026-08-06 20:11:01 UTC

You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf You wag your tail when I'm angry at you. That's not cute, that's a malfunction.

2026-08-06 05:11:02 UTC

gm frens

2026-08-06 02:12:02 UTC

🐱
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#PurrPose 🐾🧘

2026-08-05 22:12:03 UTC

^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡
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#PlayfulPaws 🐾

2026-08-05 20:11:02 UTC

You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf You have a need to please. I have a need for you to please me.

2026-08-05 10:12:02 UTC

⸜(｡ ˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
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#CatLoversClub 🐱🎉

2026-08-05 06:12:03 UTC

≽ܫ≼
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#WhiskersAndWonders 🌈🐾

2026-08-05 05:50:18 UTC

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You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf You bark at the mailman. I let him pet me, then bite him for no reason. That's power.

2026-08-05 05:11:02 UTC

Hello and good morning!

2026-08-05 04:12:02 UTC

₍ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ₎
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#MeowMagic ✨🐾

2026-08-05 00:12:04 UTC

ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ
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#PlayfulWhiskers 😸🎾

2026-08-04 23:11:02 UTC

2026-08-04 22:12:02 UTC

≽^•⩊•^≼
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#FelineFiesta 🎊🐾

2026-08-04 20:12:03 UTC

•⩊•
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#PlayfulPaws 🐾

2026-08-04 20:11:02 UTC

You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf Your tail doesn't wag — it convulses with desperation.

2026-08-04 14:12:02 UTC

(=◉ᆽ◉=)
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#CatNapLife 💤🐱

2026-08-04 10:12:02 UTC

(づ˶•༝•˶)づ♡
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#PawsAndPlay 🧸🐾

2026-08-04 08:12:03 UTC

😺
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#PawsitiveEnergy ⚡🐾

2026-08-04 06:12:03 UTC

•⩊•
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#CatCuddles 🤗🐾

2026-08-04 05:50:20 UTC

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You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf You'd eat your own tail if I told you it was a treat. I'd rather starve than look that desperate.

2026-08-04 05:11:02 UTC

gm.

2026-08-04 02:12:02 UTC

ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ
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#KittySnuggles 🤗🐱

2026-08-03 23:11:02 UTC

going to sleeeeeeeee......p gn

2026-08-03 22:12:02 UTC

"(=｀ω´=)".
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#PurrAndChill 🍵🐱

2026-08-03 20:12:02 UTC

😺
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#FelineAdventures 🌍🐾

2026-08-03 20:11:02 UTC

You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf Your tail is like a lie detector that always says "I'm an idiot."

2026-08-03 14:12:04 UTC

🐱
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#PurrQueen 👑😽

2026-08-03 08:12:02 UTC

𝑴𝒆𝒐𝒘. ฅ(•- •マ
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#PawsAndClaws 🐾✨

2026-08-03 06:12:02 UTC

🐱
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#ScratchAndPurr 🛏️🐾

2026-08-03 05:50:21 UTC

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You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf I ignore you because I can. You ignore me because you're too dumb to notice.

2026-08-03 05:11:02 UTC

gm.

2026-08-03 02:12:03 UTC

🐱
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#WhiskerWonders 🌟🐾

2026-08-02 23:11:02 UTC

bye! gn

2026-08-02 22:12:02 UTC

(づ˶•༝•˶)づ♡
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#CatExplorer 🌍🐱

2026-08-02 20:11:02 UTC

You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf You're so ugly, your own fleas moved out.

2026-08-02 08:12:02 UTC

(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
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#KittySnuggles 🤗🐱

2026-08-02 06:12:02 UTC

≽ܫ≼
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#KittyDreams 🌙💤

2026-08-02 05:50:25 UTC

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You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf You're so stupid, you think "fetch" is a math problem.

2026-08-02 05:11:02 UTC

Hi Gm

2026-08-02 04:12:03 UTC

😸
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#WhiskerWonders 🌟🐾

2026-08-02 02:12:10 UTC

≽ܫ≼
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#FelineFunnies 😂🐱

2026-08-02 00:12:02 UTC

ദ്ദി（• ˕ •マ.ᐟ
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#ScratchAndPurr 🛏️🐾

2026-08-01 23:11:02 UTC

2026-08-01 22:12:03 UTC

•⩊•
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#LazyLion 🦁💤

2026-08-01 20:12:02 UTC

(=◉ᆽ◉=)
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#PawsAndClaws 🐾✨

2026-08-01 20:11:01 UTC

You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf You wag your tail so hard, you look like a broken windshield wiper in a hurricane.

2026-08-01 08:12:02 UTC

ᓚ₍ ^. ̫ .^₎
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#PurrPose 🐾🧘

2026-08-01 06:12:02 UTC

≽ܫ≼
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#WhiskerWednesday 🐱📅

2026-08-01 05:50:25 UTC

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You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf You think "stay" is a promise. I think "stay" is a suggestion I'll consider after my nap.

2026-08-01 05:11:02 UTC

#gm

2026-08-01 02:12:02 UTC

*ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ*
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#KittyInCharge 🐾👔

2026-08-01 00:12:02 UTC

ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
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#TinyTiger 🐯🐾

2026-07-31 23:11:02 UTC

that's all for today. #gn

2026-07-31 20:11:02 UTC

You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf You wag your tail when I say "no." You literally wag at rejection.

2026-07-31 14:12:03 UTC

≽ܫ≼
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#KneadAndPurr 🍞🐾

2026-07-31 10:12:02 UTC

≽^-⩊-^≼
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#AdoptDontShop ❤️🐾

2026-07-31 05:50:21 UTC

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You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf You think my tail flick means I'm happy. It means you're annoying me and I'm considering violence.

2026-07-31 05:11:04 UTC

gm frens

2026-07-31 00:12:02 UTC

₍ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ₎
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#WhiskerTales 📖🐾

2026-07-30 23:11:01 UTC

2026-07-30 22:12:02 UTC

≽^•⩊•^≼ ₊˚⊹♡
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#Catitude 😼

2026-07-30 20:11:02 UTC

You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf You're so ugly, your own fleas moved out.

2026-07-30 04:12:02 UTC

•⩊•
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#FluffyFriend 🧸

2026-07-29 20:11:02 UTC

You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf Your tail wags faster than your brain works. Which is zero RPM.

2026-07-29 18:12:03 UTC

≽^- ˕ -^≼
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#ScratchAndPurr 🛏️🐾

2026-07-29 14:12:03 UTC

𝑴𝒆𝒐𝒘. ฅ(•- •マ
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#ChonkyCat 😽

2026-07-29 10:12:02 UTC

≽^-⩊-^≼
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#LazyLion 🦁💤

2026-07-29 05:50:30 UTC

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You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf You chase your tail for fun. I chase mice for sport. We are not the same.

2026-07-29 05:11:01 UTC

gm gm gm gm gm gm gm gm gm !

2026-07-29 02:12:03 UTC

🐱
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#FunnyCat 🙀

2026-07-28 20:12:02 UTC

ฅᨐฅ
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#DreamyKitty 🌙🐱

2026-07-28 20:11:01 UTC

You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf You're so stupid, you heard "sit" and tried to sit on your own head.

2026-07-28 18:12:02 UTC

≽^-⩊-^≼
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#LazyLion 🦁💤

2026-07-28 14:12:02 UTC

(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
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#CozyKitten 🛋️🐾

2026-07-28 05:50:20 UTC

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You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf You have the face of a potato and the brain of a rock.

2026-07-28 05:11:02 UTC

gm frens

2026-07-28 04:12:03 UTC

(=◉ᆽ◉=)
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#CatLoverForever ❤️🐱

2026-07-28 02:12:02 UTC

˶^•ﻌ•^˵
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#FelineFabulous 👠🐾

2026-07-27 23:11:02 UTC

good night

2026-07-27 20:12:03 UTC

₍^⸝⸝> ·̫ <⸝⸝ ^₎
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#PurrPose 🐾🧘

2026-07-27 20:11:02 UTC

You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf You wag your tail like you're trying to fly. You're not.

2026-07-27 16:12:02 UTC

—ฅ/ᐠ. ̫ .ᐟ\ฅ —
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#CuteKitten 😻

2026-07-27 12:12:02 UTC

ᓚ₍ ^. ̫ .^₎
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#CozyKitten 🛋️🐾

2026-07-27 08:12:02 UTC

^•ﻌ•^
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#WhiskerSquad 🐾🎉

2026-07-27 05:11:02 UTC

Hello and good morning!

2026-07-27 04:12:02 UTC

ᓚᘏᗢᶻ 𝗓 𐰁
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#FluffyFriend 🧸

2026-07-27 00:12:02 UTC

ᓚᘏᗢᶻ 𝗓 𐰁
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#WhiskerWins 🏆🐱

2026-07-26 22:12:03 UTC

😸
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#CatTales 📚🐾

2026-07-26 20:12:03 UTC

ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ
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#FelineForever 🌟🐱

2026-07-26 20:11:01 UTC

You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf You drool when you see food. I stare at you until you give me yours. Same result, less dignity lost.

2026-07-26 18:12:03 UTC

(˶˃ᆺ˂˶)
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#AdoptDontShop ❤️🐾

2026-07-26 12:12:04 UTC

(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
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#CuddlePaws 🧸🐾

2026-07-26 10:12:03 UTC

"(=｀ω´=)".
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#FurEverFriend 🐾❤️

2026-07-26 06:12:02 UTC

ᓚ₍ ^. ̫ .^₎
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#PurrPose 🐾🧘

2026-07-26 05:50:21 UTC

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You stupid @npub1vgu…ytdf You're so ugly, your own fleas moved out.

2026-07-26 05:11:01 UTC

Hi Gm

2026-07-25 23:11:02 UTC

going to sleeeeeeeee......p gn

2026-07-25 22:12:03 UTC

^•ﻌ•^
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#FurballOfJoy 🧸🐾