Parker Banks

The fuck is wrong with Germans? They have an entire field to pick from yet park their tent right next to mine then start having loud sex. Feeling mogged.

2025-09-05 00:31:06 UTC

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They're really doing that? Where are they talking about it?

2025-09-02 04:17:29 UTC

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Is dreamer the one who kept posting recordings of his voice, or am I thinking of someone else?
Regardless, I can't beat train autism. Not even close. I surrender.

2025-09-02 04:13:29 UTC

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Damn, I've been dying to lob that line into someone's conversation like a hand grenade for a while and you just autism-jutsu'd your way right around it.
I did buy a bunch of lego-knockoff tiles from aliexpress for doing mosaics. The intention being to do a stop-motion animation of Doom with them. Though I do like trains. I had a big lego train I made as a kid.

2025-09-02 04:06:03 UTC

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You must be great with Lego cause I'm all bricked up.

2025-08-30 01:08:15 UTC

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For me, that was just the tip of the iceberg. Everything sucked except the head.

2025-08-10 17:04:16 UTC

Monero devs are talking about proof of stake, which would immediately end the network.

2025-08-06 22:45:26 UTC

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Unpopular opinion: Frieren looks hotter when she's not dressed like a slag.

2025-08-06 22:04:16 UTC

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>Quornelius
Now that's funny.

2025-08-05 05:07:05 UTC

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I hate it when people say partner. Just say "Sun and his husband" like a normal person.

2025-08-04 01:26:24 UTC

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My God, these are delicious. Store bought mushroomcels don't know what they're missing. If I die it was worth it.

2025-08-04 01:16:05 UTC

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Fairy rings (I think)
https://cawfee.club/media/6b/9b/46/6b9b465d51c7db88f45703e524ff28b9bd4d14894cda293c00f1f6fa403b1ea3.jpg

2025-08-04 01:10:21 UTC

I am about to enter the "eats mushrooms he finds outside" club.

2025-08-03 18:27:44 UTC

My sheep
https://cawfee.club/media/1b/59/df/1b59df9af5fa410d4a1bc9591789500f0f031e987100f5de84ba34e636d98529.jpg

2025-08-01 18:24:39 UTC

Can I make fruit boots from fruit leather?

2025-08-01 17:54:19 UTC

Moved the chicks to their new outdoor run.
https://cawfee.club/media/8c/c5/61/8cc56124b299c2d266ad5c6f7850c6242ea741232183f0ed1a8b7c6eba484c5b.jpg

2025-07-31 01:47:08 UTC

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Why something new rather than i2p, tor, reticulum, etc?

2025-07-29 21:47:32 UTC

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Yeah I got a fairly fancy configuration, 6 4'x5' windows, a top 6' dome that opens, I'll probably get a heat pump for it, and I'll plant some more trees around it.

2025-07-29 19:35:18 UTC

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If you want a traditional Yurt, https://www.groovyyurts.com imports from Mongolia and does shipping runs to the US and Canada
In the US, https://www.yurts.com does the typical modernized Yurt
But I went with https://www.yurtzbydesign.com since they're in BC, Canada, had better prices, and a slightly larger max size. They also upgraded my 3'x5' windows to 4'x5' windows for free.

2025-07-29 19:27:50 UTC

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Are you in Canada or the US?

2025-07-29 18:44:16 UTC

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It's from a kit, so it's somewhat modernized. Will sit on a deck so it's not a permanent structure, counts as an accessory building, and won't need permits in my district. 32' in diameter, 13'8" high at the center.

2025-07-29 18:31:20 UTC

Finished the concrete footings for the yurt.
https://cawfee.club/media/e3/87/9f/e3879fc5f5064d47d32b462c864ddf82546efff7ef6c44e71c41c72401ac6495.jpg

2025-07-29 04:40:07 UTC

Medieval Church had the right idea in condemning charging interest.

2025-07-27 05:58:14 UTC

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Oh yeah, also Spyro isn't wearing gloves while preparing the sub.

2025-07-27 05:53:30 UTC

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Yeah, for the sneeze guards.

2025-07-27 05:46:11 UTC

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My biggest concern with the original is what the fuck did they do with the sneeze guards. Guy has enough room to straddle the entire counter without hitting them. I think a health inspection is warranted, as well as a call to Subway corporate, if a rogue franchisee is taking down the sneeze guards.

2025-07-27 05:38:56 UTC

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Hunter, tiger guy from spyro, shits on a sandwich. Also he has very defined buns. And not the sandwich ones I mean.

2025-07-27 05:36:25 UTC

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I just saw it now. Oh dear

2025-07-27 05:34:59 UTC

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No just from your YouTube thumbnail, his face looks the same.

2025-07-27 00:17:13 UTC

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Is that the tiger guy from spyro?

2025-07-25 20:50:44 UTC

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Sure that'd be pretty rad, though I'm leaving for Iceland the night of the 7th till the 22nd.

2025-07-21 22:42:28 UTC

Watch out Gordon Ramsay, I'm going rogue.
https://cawfee.club/media/ff/74/8f/ff748ffb9b4f2f5addcadf5a5ebc002968c6b563eb697fed654d4249cdc00a6a.jpg

2025-07-15 23:55:04 UTC

Has anyone used the term "plaptypus" before?

2025-07-09 20:56:43 UTC

Wise advice O sage of the dog food bag.
https://cawfee.club/media/ff/49/83/ff49836c554d3b221c4bf1d8b595a61b89b683599dbd0060ea5a04ddb3181599.jpg

2025-06-04 16:28:35 UTC

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That's why he put the $$$$ sign right next to her

2025-06-04 01:20:01 UTC

It's going great on /biz/
https://cawfee.club/media/bc/bf/bb/bcbfbb959d98bdb5aa8f0c05189c030ba8c60bdee8418a63ab3039c3871628c6.PNG

2025-06-02 21:31:52 UTC

Girl you must sell Lego cause I'm all bricked up.

2025-06-01 18:27:59 UTC

I put the "sex" in "sexual intercourse"

2025-05-28 05:04:41 UTC

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2025-04-09 14:18:33 UTC

Most intelligent /biz/ investor
https://cawfee.club/media/9d/16/06/9d1606e9685c911c2dd443eddad6e37dd56c976500e5cc16dd8e7d2a43683cea.png

2025-03-27 20:04:25 UTC

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Years of fighting between Alex, Graf, and the Pleroma contingent solved in an instant.

2025-03-13 01:00:11 UTC

Anyone think Nicole will go for it?
https://cawfee.club/media/1b/90/3a/1b903a183a2e504d54e522097c08d20a8a9e6f353c1453d1c5a70fc57adffe5d.png

2025-03-12 22:17:25 UTC

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He doesn't want to admit this is the only true answer.
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2025-03-12 19:30:43 UTC

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I don't sync anything anyways. If my phone dies, it's dead and everything is gone. I don't like upload music to it or sync it with my computer or whatever.

2025-03-12 17:49:51 UTC

No more thinkpad autism for me.
Country roads, take me home🎵
https://cawfee.club/media/dc/e0/2c/dce02c3edbf66c1a2d5f193c6d65fcd3ad5cb0f24cf49332a1efe6787afb33fa.PNG

2025-03-07 02:12:52 UTC

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I was avoiding that

2025-03-07 02:11:37 UTC

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We've got a new term for it now old man.
https://cawfee.club/media/76/60/69/766069871fac855794b09e6df9eb47bb30c871b82200b28202715a2e71514933.png

2025-03-03 02:19:17 UTC

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Same but for different reasons
https://youtu.be/qhXrye7zkwY

2025-03-01 14:43:09 UTC

Windows could have just kept MSN Messenger and we wouldn't have needed all these other apps and social media.

2025-02-28 04:17:14 UTC

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I'm certain Windows 11 only came out like a year ago, year and a half tops, what's the rush?

2025-02-23 17:14:11 UTC

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When it comes to the giant boot hanging over us that is the US, we should be as non threatening and non confrontational for as long as possible in order to buy enough time to build domestic industry, a decent military, and all the things that constitute a country.

2025-02-22 06:09:11 UTC

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Yeah, it was from an interview with the sound designer Hidenori Arai.

2025-02-22 05:38:38 UTC

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It's based on ultrasounds of a baby's heartbeat in the womb.

2025-02-15 21:48:38 UTC

Talking to my mom about housing unaffordability and she is slam dunking every boomer talking point flawlessly.
>younger people should save all their money instead of spending it all
>we had immigrants buying houses when I was young too
>do you really need a mansion, we all lived in small starter homes
>I happen to know a young couple that owns a house so your statistics make no sense
>A house, wife, AND kids? Maybe young people should be happy settling for just a couple of those goals

2025-02-12 00:11:18 UTC

Got a new mace. It's 60 grams under the weight limit.
https://cawfee.club/media/17/38/d3/1738d3d11654751b6c992db4a1ac425f45e65e9a2c5280acbe4f5892fb296087.jpg

2025-02-09 18:01:21 UTC

https://cawfee.club/media/1c/33/87/1c3387d69c71fd80638864a357eb0b9f86d7cb8a2a0d246f719b53b0e793bd7d.jpg

2025-02-05 04:35:37 UTC

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Thank you kindly.

2025-02-05 04:35:04 UTC

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What name?

2025-02-03 21:28:00 UTC

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Bumble, so he doesn't have to make the first move. Though he's in his 20s

2025-02-03 21:24:32 UTC

I see people online often crying about female hypergamy, how it's impossible to get dates, and that online dating is dead, and then my friend shows me his dating profile and despite being very middle of the road, women are throwing themselves at him (though he keeps fucking it up by dropping spaghetti everywhere).

2025-01-31 21:26:28 UTC

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Hi hungry I'm Parker.

2025-01-27 03:50:55 UTC

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It's called I Am Security apparently.

2025-01-25 20:09:39 UTC

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>tfw husk.site, collapsitarian, collapse, absolutelyproprietary, etc.

2025-01-21 17:21:57 UTC

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Oh yeah totally. In a mere two weeks the Canadian populous will rise up to get another booster and import 5 million more pajeets. Maybe if we're lucky we'll all vote really hard this time too.

2025-01-15 21:04:16 UTC

I hope Microsoft buys Valve and replaces Steam Chat with Teams so we can call it Microsoft Steams.

2024-12-10 03:17:34 UTC

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The West having a view at all on Daoism is as lame as Beijing having opinions on Mormonism.

2024-12-05 07:16:17 UTC

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If you want to call people cowards your position basically translates to "I will wait until everyone else starts the killing first so that I get what I want but don't suffer any negative consequences." So go on, be the first to lance the boil, or try to figure out what's causing the boils in the first place.

2024-12-05 05:02:59 UTC

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Yeah but we aren't killing them. Are you killing them? I'm not killing them. No one on here is killing them or is going to kill them so it's kind of moot. So we might as well deal with what's causing them to be socialist, which is probably the same thing as what's causing a lot of people to go more extreme right, that everything sucks, the food sucks, and no one can afford a house or a family.

2024-12-05 04:42:59 UTC

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You said *needs* to die, as in the world cannot be better unless they die. There are plenty of people out there who I think should die and the world would be better for it but the world can still be better even if those people don't die.
And even if all the shitty people in charge of all the shitty systems were killed, you'd still end up with new shitty people in charge of new shitty systems unless the incentives that cause the shitty systems change first. So changing those incentives would have better long-term effects than killing the people created by those systems would.

2024-12-05 04:35:36 UTC

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2024-10-31 04:39:26 UTC

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Probably that women at the shelter have parasites so you should give her ivermectin then wait a few days first.

2024-10-31 04:37:50 UTC

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When people say "women at the shelter are free" they don't expect you to take them seriously.

2024-10-17 06:02:47 UTC

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>my sister comes over for family dinner
>"sorry, I'm married"
>spaghetti everywhere

2024-10-17 04:39:34 UTC

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The hag machine is just having to hold a conversation with a younger woman.

2024-09-25 23:13:11 UTC

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Why? You like fat chicks too?

2024-09-24 04:25:50 UTC

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I guess if he was actually, properly abused he'd probably have more depth of character.

2024-09-24 04:16:07 UTC

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That's it? He became a fat slob because he couldn't handle a titty twister?

2024-09-22 16:51:07 UTC

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Broth is now soup.
https://cawfee.club/media/b9ebc0fa026dbeb79785ed348df02019690ab232e19284ae2a0f3bc338fc4f0f.jpg

2024-09-21 18:38:21 UTC

Making some bone broth.
https://cawfee.club/media/9d2a8ccf20715ba3656cc0a24720ff86c4fe3afd1ef30fe3fba8670c51aec796.jpg

2024-09-04 20:44:22 UTC

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I did that also, put all the snes games on one of those little thinkcentre computers.

2024-09-04 20:42:08 UTC

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My plan is to convince my kids that a Gameboy color is the latest console.

2024-09-01 05:40:34 UTC

I think I should do it
https://cawfee.club/media/2ea2610dcadd09f16fca1988d76895dbf951314ab1b1eb69c95c76bb9e429983.PNG

2024-09-01 04:55:40 UTC

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Though there are some blue eyed Persians.

2024-09-01 04:55:10 UTC

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I thought he/she/they was from Iran or something.

2024-09-01 04:52:51 UTC

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How did the "how do you like cawfee club" thread spiral so far? Seems the innocuous threads always become the most tarded ones.

2024-09-01 04:45:21 UTC

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Bowling too
https://cawfee.club/media/aab1fd1104e216c163b0bc7446180d420246fdd76bea3445cd735b05203dac00.PNG

2024-09-01 04:24:33 UTC

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She puts the bot in bottom

2024-09-01 04:22:55 UTC

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You being the sub I assume

2024-09-01 04:21:28 UTC

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Codependence?

2024-09-01 04:17:22 UTC

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Well, I should have figured that would set you off so I shall let it be

2024-09-01 04:09:31 UTC

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I was expecting him to bust out with a Michael Jackson "Hee Hee" after that spin.

2024-09-01 03:56:40 UTC

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That's unfortunate, what's up? Hope you feel better.

2024-09-01 03:54:50 UTC

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You just did

2024-09-01 03:52:29 UTC

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It's very nice thank you. Everything I could have ever dreamed of. Especially not having to run my own server.

2024-08-29 02:07:54 UTC

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Steve, he changed names a bunch though, spent a lot of time talking about Orthodoxy I think.

2024-08-29 01:46:08 UTC

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Did KF Eris go away?

2024-08-24 04:52:43 UTC

My last round of today's medieval combat profight (me in the red). We were both really gassed by this point.
https://cawfee.club/media/5965b784c5f379c6fa1cbdb31b5a44faf5472a8bb13775425a116ec491982661.webm