Leading edge Gen X geek and nerd. SF, games, etc. Yes, that is Bear from the ".hack//SIGN" anime. I identify with him as an old fart gamer surrounded by young punk gamers. I haven't adopted any comatose teenagers, though. Eastern USA. Avatar image: A man's face divided into 3 sections with paint. Left and right different blues, bottom unpainted. He/Him: Bitter Old Man: Header image alt text: A giant plush puppy surrounded by a ring of unconscious people on a grassy plain. An end credits image from the anime "Paranoia Agent."
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Last Notes npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Shooting someone into the sun takes almost 30 km/sec of delta-v* Shooting someone into interstellar space only takes 12 km/sec. Great as the idea is, there is no need to waste propellant and contribute more to climate change. * 21 km/sec if you get cute with Jupiter flybys. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Are virtual ghosts generated with AI? #Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996 npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button The Medium Man. #Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996 npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Is she dressed like that because his pervy mind expected it? #Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996 npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button It would be tacky to make fun of the actors names, right? #Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996 npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button That is a standard part of the training.... #monsterdon #ClassOf1999 npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button "Am I the only sane person left?" Assumes facts not in evidence... #monsterdon #Seedpeople1992 npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Flammable liquid cabinets are supposed to be a lot heavier than that... #monsterdon #Seedpeople1992 npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button How many days are we through going by the sudden shifts to nighttime? #monsterdon #Seedpeople1992 npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Herbicide? Would that work? #monsterdon #Seedpeople1992 npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button A car phone in 1992? Not impossible but not common either. #monsterdon #Seedpeople1992 npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Seeds, Lies, & Videotape? #monsterdon #Seedpeople1992 npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Movie starting at the end. #monsterdon #Seedpeople1992 npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Actors with the same last names as famous actors. #monsterdon #Seedpeople1992 npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button But are they *organic* seedpeople? #monsterdon #Seedpeople1992 npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button A few years back I was being driven crazy by a mysterious click that happened at widely spaced intervals. I just couldn't figure out what was causing it. Turns out it was the Roomba whining about how it wasn't recharging because it wasn't properly seated on the base station. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button I've been thinking more of "Humiliation of Canossa" myself: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_to_Canossa npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button The one quality I noticed back in my USENET days was the assumed level of knowledge. Some groups are fine with clueless newbie questions (even ones that are in the FAQ), other groups are strictly for "Great Experts pontificating solely for the benefit of other Great Experts"* and clueless questions would at best be ignored. * To steal a line from Anna Russell. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button I once had Traveller PCs insist on scanning a planet. When they found a flooded impact crater, they insisted on going back to an advanced planet to buy the best submarine that would fit in their starship cargo hold. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Friend @npub1trl…cgye will tell you that knowledge of the game books above your security clearance is Treason and will require you to Report For Termination. Have a nice day! npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button My guess is the "Lock" one prevents the elevator from moving and the other one opens the panel for maintenance. Or maybe the other way around. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button I'm not sure if this fits what you are talking about here, but I found a problem with groups is the level of knowledge assumed and desired. Some groups are made up of Great Experts pontificating solely for the benefit of other Great Experts.* Which is overwhelming if you are not a GE. And the participants may be impatient or unhelpful to the clueless new guy. * Stealing a line from Anna Russell. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Where to go to watch music videos on the Fediverse, or somewhere Fediverse-adjacent? Watching music videos on a Well Known Video Site. Just let it run, showing videos it thinks I will like, is pretty good at it. But of course I am feeding the Great Beast who will eventually render us all down in the bio-vats. So where should I go instead? I really just want something I let run in the background. Paying is OK, preferably most of it going to the artists. #Feditips #FediHelp #MusicStreaming npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button "Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it." - P. J. O'Rourke (1991) npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button RE: https://mamot.fr/@pluralistic/115848597772736138 Wow, this will work great when it gets ahold of all my posts in that #ttrpg cyberpunk play-by-post game I am in. #note1x8p…cvs5 npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Myself I expect to die when the poor bastard who got stuck maintaining my code finally cracks and tracks me down. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button The biologists will be extremely unhappy about that. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button I don't see it has a rocket on his back, but as a more distant ship. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button But I bet they are hiding the tunnels into The Hollow Earth. (I read too much #KenHite.) npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button I'm not sure if it was the one or one of his other books, but I couldn't make it past page 2 of the convoluted language. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button That is from "Awlo of Ulm" and in the text they are called arms but are really different kinds of ray guns mounted in arm-like mounts. The humans inside have the usual two arms which they use to operated the battlesuit. (Also, they are all "Submicroscopic" humans in the world our hero gets shrunk down into.) npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button I was reading that headline as a traffic jam lasting six hours, which seemed excessive... npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button My impression is that all generations think they invented sex. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Didn't Greg Bear cover this in "Blood Music"? npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button I've started shipping my fanware to a major dealer for what they pay, to spare my heirs doing it and get stuff I'll never look at again out where other fans can get it. (Yes I know I could do better selling it on ebay or something, but 20 years experience show I'd never get around to it.) npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button It turns out that the @a.gup.pe domain got stolen, so all the groups on there are dead, so that may be the reason. More information here: https://dice.camp/@npub1hlx…va6k/115170220834163612 npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button This is actually pretty good, since Lazarus Long, the protagonist of "Methuselah's Children" does wear a kilt, since that is the fashion in that time and place. And he does carry a gun. Though in the story it is concealed under the kilt, not outside it. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button How do you actually see the posts in a group? Goingto: littlefreelibrary group [@littlefreelibrary](https://a.gup.pe/u/littlefreelibrary ) gives me a page which claims there 246 posts, and also shows no posts at all. Do I have a "no really old posts" setting I don't know about? What am I missing here? #FediTips npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button They decide that you are only authorized to discuss one of these two people with them, and require you to jump through bureaucratic hoops to prove you are authorized to speak for the other also. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Once when I was out on my bike, I once had one doing diversion behavior to get me away from their cute little chicks. Edit: I think the proper term for this is "Distraction display", sorry. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Clueless guy that I was back then, I assumed the Korolevs were sisters. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Great, now I have an earworm of "At The Cowwash." stuck in my head. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Did you remember to pay your parking fee? https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/media_attachments/files/114/859/622/216/922/328/original/0dac83d8982a4cdf.jpg npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button When I moved the other year, I was required to get a new driver's license within 30 days. One of the valid forms of proof of address was a utility bill. How I was supposed to move, set up a new utility account, and get a bill within 30 days was not explained. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Robert Anton Wilson said "I'd be a libertarian except I don't hate poor people." npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Probably "Mother Of Demons" by Eric Flint in 1997. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Three years after leaving a state, I am still getting text messages and calls for "Issac" about how important it is for [people like us] to vote. They started 5-6 years before I moved. I am not named Isaac. I never have been, nor do I recall ever meeting an Isaac personally. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button The word "intergalactic" doesn't seem to be in the page you linked. And is utterly nonsensical in scale terms unless the story is really really contrived. Is "intergalactic" in the book, or just something you tossed in? npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button I used to see killdeer running around on the road when I was biking in Georgia. One time they started doing diversion behavior to keep me away from their cute chicks. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Two much lower quality photos of downy woodpeckers (I think) in my yard this month. #birds #DownyWoodpecker https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/media_attachments/files/114/184/402/370/896/714/original/86a2b9b99137057d.jpg https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/media_attachments/files/114/184/401/654/259/438/original/4c401393d1980fc9.jpg npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button The ground under my bird feeder is gradually turning white from all the sunflower seed husks. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button We get a lot of those around here in the summer. They always seem to be fluttering around aimlessly, but obviously their system works for them. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button That happened with "incel" also. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button "Lucifer's Hammer" is good if you can ignore the race and "virtuous country folk vs. inner city lowlifes" stuff. A big if, I'll grant you... Best filk based on it: "Let's go surfing now Comet hits the ocean, POW! Come and tsunami with me!" npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button "The Pleasant Profession of Robert A. Heinlein" by Farah Mendlesohn is a deep dive into Heinlein and addresses a lot of problematic things from his work. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button "Alas, Babylon" by Pat Frank is a Cold War novel about surviving in central Florida after WWIII. "The Stand" by Steven King, who was influenced by "Earth Abides." "Marooned In Realtime" by Vernor Vinge is good, though note it is set in the distant future, where a few hundred people from the 21st and 22nd century get trapped in time stasis bubbles and come out to find that humanity vanished about 2200 CE. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Cash in junk mail: Not a new trick, just a revived one. I used to get these 30-40 years ago. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button "FIRE LANCE" by David Mace WWIII was a few months ago. Most of humanity is already dead. The rest will be in a year or two. The plot is bleak, full of intelligent capable people doing things they know are hopelessly futile and insane. One USN ship full of nuclear missiles survived untouched. But the psychological realities of the command structure back home won't allow them to admit what they've done to the world. 1/2 npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Whitebeard is not ready for his closeup. #cats #catsofmastodon https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/media_attachments/files/113/907/152/898/180/568/original/7a89143bc52edfac.jpg npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button The movie "World Gone Wild" had a post credits scene where the evil cult leader says 'Let Us Prey.' npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Maybe a prayer service, since they have a Cardinal there? npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button "Creatures of Light And Darkness" by Roger Zelazny. Rather dated, though. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button "... alleged that all the sex-mad stuff was the result of a brain hemmorage." From what I've read in his authorized biography and "The Pleasant Profession of Robert A. Heinlein"* by Farah Mendlesohn, no. Heinlein was a dirty young man long before he was a dirty old man. He didn't write much about sex in his early career because he couldn't and keep selling his work. * Highly recommended if you want a deep dive into analyzing Heinlein. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button tl;dr: Lots of free love and polyamorous relationships. In his later career, Heinlein wrote positively about a lot non-traditional views of sexuality and family life. And his takes were somewhat different than the non-traditional views of sexuality and family life that have become more common nowadays. Not opposed or completely different, but not real close either. And often kinda clueless in a well-meaning liberal white guy manner. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Thanks. But how are hashtags with zero posts created? #yasid didn't exist before my post. #storyidentification existed but had no posts before mine. bluecover exists but has no posts. bookwithabluecover does not exist. (Bookstore people get a lot of requests for "a book with a blue cover I read when I was a kid. Or so I am told.) npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button That is, someone describes what they remember of some story that they don't know the title or author of, and ask if anyone recognizes it and knows the title. It can be amazing how little it can take to get result. Things like: "It was in a place and there were these people and they did stuff. Oh, and there was a talking space wombat." And a bunch of people quickly cite "Doorways In The Sand" by Roger Zelazny, and a number of other talking space wombat stories. npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button [Let me know if I'm not doing this right, please] Is there a group or hashtag for story ID requests? (Explanation in reply below.) I've seen them a lot on other social media sites. Back on USENET we called them YASID for "Yet Another Story Identification Request." #yasid isn't a hashtag as far as I can tell, unless I just created it. #storyidentification seems to exist but has no posts. Or does that just mean "No post visible to your server"? #scifi @npub1ny7…uv57 npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Is this some distant precursor to that weird manga/anime thing of re-imagining warships as cute anime girls? npub1y7cnew7nl0adw2vv6jjugz98lgh87dvrr5elj2wz30xxtt3ncn2q96e3vc Captain Button Fear of this sort of thing is why I never get around to selling off a lot of my obscure games and books. I don't need the money, but I worry that they'll just get thrown out when I die rather than go to weirdos like me who will appreciate them.